Upfront: The Bong Show

It’s been a mixed legislative bag for supporters of Proposition 64 this year, as the California State Legislature is poised to close out its summer session.

Numerous pot-related bills were presented over the session this year, angling in various ways to enhance, trim or otherwise square up the various potholes and complexities that came along with the 2016 Adult Use of Marijuana Act and pre-existing medical-marijuana law.

As the smoke settles, there are a handful of cannabis-related bills that have passed out of committee and are now headed to the State Senate and Assembly for full votes. The final day for each house to pass a bill and send it to Gov. Jerry Brown is Aug. 31. And numerous bills are stalled in committee and won’t get a vote until next year—if at all.

For the California Growers Association (CGA), which represents the state’s smaller-scale cannabis cultivators and businesses in Sacramento, the session was a disappointment in that the lobbying group’s main legislative thrust, AB 2641—which proposed to open new opportunities for cannabis sales directly from producer to consumer—was undone by pressure from lobbyists representing the so-called forces of Big Bud. But the CGA did report some good news afoot in the land of the legislators.

Here are the bills still alive as of this week—and soon headed to a vote in the Senate and Assembly in anticipation of the signature from Gov. Jerry Brown.

 

Senate Bill 311

California legalized medical-cannabis use in 1996 with Proposition 215 and adult recreational use in 2016 with Proposition 64. Given the state’s penchant for regulation-met-with-freedom, cannabis production has remained heavily regulated at every level of production and distribution.

Heavy regulations have separated the industry into cultivation, production and distribution since the commodity was legalized for recreational sales. Senate Bill 311, which amends the state’s Business and Professions Code, seeks to relax regulations on distribution by making it easier for distributors to transport cannabis to other distributors and retailers. The bill was supported by the CGA, among other legal-weed lobbyists.

The bill redefines the steps cultivators and distributors must take before transporting their product, which include laboratory testing and quality assurance reviews by uninterested parties. It also expands the ability of the Bureau of Cannabis Control to review distributors’ tax payments and records, and to investigate when they fail to comply.

Under the bill, immature seeds and plants would be exempt from the transportation guidelines.

Status: Headed for a vote before the full Senate and Assembly on or before Aug. 31.

Senate Bill 1294

The Adult Use of Marijuana Act (AUMA) was included as part of the law’s intent the “[reduction] of barriers to entry in the legal, regulated market,” according to the Legislative Counsel’s Digest. That’s been a thorny ride for legacy growers who were encouraged to come out of the proverbial shadows with their boutique strains of tasty, healthy buds—only to be met with no real incentive to do so, given, among other factors, that 80 percent of cannabis grown in California heads out of the state as black market product. And the AUMA failed to account for disproportionate law-enforcement impacts on California communities such as Oakland.

Senate Bill 1294 would enact the Cannabis Collaboration and Inclusion Act, which aims to include communities negatively affected by cannabis criminalization in the legal marketplace.

The bill acknowledges that communities with high levels of poverty, especially those of color, have been disproportionately affected by prohibition and over-incarceration, and similarly face difficulty entering the multi-billion dollar industry legally.

Cannabis cultivators, manufacturers and distributors face a costly and difficult-to-navigate multi-tiered application process that excludes many who would otherwise join. By establishing local equity programs that would waive local and state fees while providing technical, regulatory and capital assistance, SB 1294 would direct the Bureau of Cannabis Control to assist economically disadvantaged Californians as they enter the industry.

Status: Passed out of committee and headed to a full vote before the Senate and Assembly.

Senate Bill 829

Nobody’s kidding themselves that the tax regime that came along with Proposition 64 is, to say the least, pretty stiff. Under the legalization scheme enacted in 2016, the state, counties and cities currently tax the distribution of any cannabis product at 15 percent of the average market value. Senate Bill 829 sets out to establish a “compassion-care license,” which would exempt from state and local taxes any cannabis or cannabis products donated to patients with a physician’s recommendation for medical purposes.

All cannabis used for this purpose would be exempted from taxes for cultivation, storage and distribution established by the AUMA. The state would not reimburse municipalities for the lost tax revenues. But cities are free to create their own cannabis taxation schemes under the AUMA, to cover, for instance, the costs of additional law enforcement. The bill is supported by the likes of the CGA and other pro-pot folks with an eye toward tax equity.

Status: Headed to a vote before the Senate and Assembly.

 

Assembly Bill 1863

California’s cannabis industry would sidestep any interactions with the federal tax code should this bill pass. This bill sets out to amend California’s Revenue and Taxation Code, which, under existing law, conforms to the federal tax code and prohibits those in the cannabis industry from deducting business expenses from income on their state taxes. Assembly Bill 1863 loosens those restrictions for cannabis businesses.

Status: Passed out of committee, and headed for a full vote before the Senate and Assembly.

Senate Bill 1409

Despite having the drug potency of a banana peel, hemp is a heavily regulated industry in itself. The seeds and fibers of the plant can be used for anything from dietary supplements to making paper, to creating a hair-piece for Sen. Mitch McConnell, who hates pot, Obama and liberals, but has embraced hemp production in his wet-brain home state of Kentucky.

Closer to home, SB 1409 would ease current California regulations on hemp production by removing the requirement that hemp be grown from seed cultivars on a list approved in 2013. It would also allow the use of clonal propagation to reproduce the plants.

The bill would also push the registration and renewal fees required by hemp producers to delegated county officials, who would use the fees to fund implementation of the regulations. The bill also declassifies the plant as either a fiber or oilseed product, and applications would not need to specify their product as either (or both).

Status: Passed out of committee, and headed for a full vote before the Senate and Assembly.

Assembly Bill 2641

This was the biggest and most disappointing defeat for the CGA, says executive director Hezekiah Allen. Under strict regulations, it would have allowed cannabis cultivators to apply for a temporary state license to sell cannabis to person 21 years and older at events—cannabis-related fairs, farmers markets and the like.

“Despite several rounds of amendments that removed opposition from the United Food and Commercial Workers,” says Allen in a statement, “the United Cannabis Business Association remained in opposition and successfully killed the bill. It kind of breaks my heart that for the next year at least the people who make the products won’t be able to sell directly to the people who love the product.” Allen vows that direct marketing will be a big priority for the CGA in coming years.

Status: See ya next year.

This Week in the Pacific Sun

This week in the Pacific Sun, Jonah Raskin reports from the underground-ag scene in Napa County where, believe it or not—they don’t just grow grapes! In the news hole, Tom Gogola drives around West Marin on a hot Saturday afternoon, checks out the blackened peak of Black Mountain, and delivers a fire report with various updates on the state of the smoke-filled state. Harry Duke’s on the scene for a couple plays about aging, Richard vonBusack reviews a movie about a shark that jumps the shark-movie genre, and James Knight’s got the goods on a bunch of new Rieslings, in the Swirl. All that plus more!

Heroes and Zeroes

Hero
WildCare is looking for heroes that want to be involved in an engaging volunteer experience. Terwilliger nature guides are needed to lead nature discovery walks for elementary school children. Volunteers receive specialized training by experienced naturalists who teach you how to help children open their eyes to the world of wildlife and connect with nature. Topics include local animals and plants, Coast Miwok culture, redwood forest ecology, bird identification techniques, spring wildflowers and more. No experience is necessary; just bring your interest and enthusiasm for sharing nature with young students, and WildCare will guide you through the rest. Nature guide training takes place only once a year and the free orientation is on Saturday, Sept. 15, from 11am to 12:30pm. To register, call 415.453.1000, ext. 17.  (If you choose to attend the trainings, a $50 fee covers all materials and includes a year’s membership to WildCare. No one will be turned away for lack of funds.)

Zero
That Home Depot mantra, “You can do it. We can help,” is certainly catchy. As an able-bodied person, they’ve even proven it to me a few times. Unfortunately, the Home Depot in San Rafael failed Michelle Franck on the helping part. Franck, a San Rafael resident and a determined woman with a disability, reached the entrance of the big box store and found one broken electric scooter. Undeterred, she soldiered on in her manual wheelchair and grabbed a regular shopping cart. “I scooted myself a bit in the wheelchair, shoved the cart a bit, scooted some more and repeated,” Franck says. During this slow, painful process, no one offered to help, until she reached the cash register. The final insult was the woman who complained when the cashier brought Michelle to the front of the line. Home Depot, you can do it. We can help by suggesting you fix your electric scooters and train your employees to assist shoppers who find themselves in a difficult spot.

Got a Hero or a Zero? Please send submissions to ni***************@***oo.com. Toss roses, hurl stones with more Heroes and Zeroes at pacificsun.com.

 

Swirl: Give me a Riesling to Live

The last time I ran into Brian Maloney, director of winemaking for Boisset Collection’s DeLoach Vineyards and Buena Vista Winery, it was at a super-exciting event. We were standing, as Maloney informed me, in the former residence of wine legend Robert Mondavi, while current resident Jean-Charles Boisset was showing guests the stuffed tiger, prior to the debut of J’Noon, the first “luxury” Indian wine launched in the United States in partnership with Boisset.

But when we got to talking, what Maloney was excited to tell me about was a trivial amount of Riesling he is making from an obscure Marin County vineyard. Riesling gets a lot of respect among winemakers. Shouldn’t wine drinkers take notice?

Recently, I asked staffers at the Pac Sun’s sister paper, the Bohemian, to tell me what they thought of a few examples of this varietal, from high and low in the North Bay.

Chateau Montelena 2017 Potter Valley Riesling ($27) Montelena gained fame for Chardonnay, of course, but its Riesling has been an insider’s favorite for decades. Winemaker Matt Crafton, in the winery’s notes, says, “I love sharing our Riesling when I travel.” Typically, Crafton says, tasters beg off because they say they don’t drink sweet wine. But this wine isn’t sweet—in fact it’s hardly off-dry, with juicy acidity, a leesy note buffering sweet honeysuckle and apricot aromas, then nectarine fruit flavor sings across the palate. ****1/2

Imagery 2016 Pine Mountain-Cloverdale Peak Riesling ($26) Imagine a vape flavor called “Rhineland,” kids, and you’ll get an idea of the classic notes of lime rind, honeycomb and white raspberry this Riesling displays in a subtle, ethereal way. Yet it’s got juicy presence on the palate. This is grown at high elevation. ****

Trefethen 2017 Oak Knoll District of Napa Valley Dry Riesling ($26) Another early hero of Napa Chardonnay that dares not mess with its Riesling program. In fact, Trefethen has it dialed in quite well year to year, although this pale platinum gold wine feels more dialed-back than previous vintages. The honey and lime aromas are muted, as if in a powdered sugar-coated confection and tasted on one of those forever foggy August days we used to have. ****

DeLoach 2017 Petaluma Gap Marin County Riesling ($30) This wine, softer than the others, has cool-climate, malic-influenced aromas of apple and pear cider, spiced with a pinch of cinnamon. Still, it’s not like some kind of appletini-esque “unoaked” Chardonnay—on the finish, it shows class. It’s Riesling. ***

Stage: Life Cycles

The Cloverdale Performing Arts Center is presenting Heroes, playwright Tom Stoppard’s adaptation of a 2003 French play about three World War I vets in a retirement home. Gustave (Robert Bauer), Henri (Peter Immordino) and Philippe (Dale Harriman) pass their days sitting on a terrace, annoying each other and plotting their escape from the veterans home. An odd combination of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Waiting for Godot and The Golden Girls, Heroes is a slight piece with some amusing dialogue and geriatric slapstick.

Healdsburg’s Raven Players have converted the cavernous Raven Theatre into an intimate black box performance space for an updated version of 1996’s I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change. The Joe DiPietro and Jimmy Roberts musical revue holds the record as the second-longest running Off-Broadway show.

The play consists of a series of comedic vignettes that follow the arc of human relationships from dating, sex and marriage through children and aging. Four versatile performers (Bohn Connor, Kelly Considine, Troy Evans and Tika Moon) sing and dance their way through 18 scenes with songs like “Better Things to Do,” “Single Man Drought” and “I Can Live with That.” Recent revisions include 21st-century additions like sexting (“A Picture of His . . .”) and same-sex families (“The Baby Song”).

It’s a very entertaining show, helped immensely by the talented cast. All do well by the multiple roles they play, but the rubber-faced Connor really makes an impression with characters ranging from an incarcerated mass murderer giving dating tips to a hapless husband trying to put the kids to bed so he and the missus can get it on.

‘Heroes’ runs Friday–Sunday through Aug. 19 at the Cloverdale Performing Arts Center, 209 N. Cloverdale Blvd., Cloverdale. Friday–Saturday, 7:30pm; Sunday, 2pm. $12–$25. 707.894.2214. cloverdaleperformingarts.com.
‘I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change’ runs Thursday–Sunday through Aug. 19 at the Raven Performing Arts Theater, 115 North St., Healdsburg. Thursday–Saturday, 8pm; Sunday, 2pm. $10–$35. 707.433.6335. raventheater.org.

Film: Toothless

The Meg jumps the shark-movie

Aggravating, isn’t it, that the megashark in The Meg is only a measly 70 feet long, though certainly, this Meg has its moments. When it circles a crippled boat, its dorsal fin looks like the tail of a 727. But in closeups, the hellfish looks like the vegan shark in Finding Nemo. Only smaller.

Much of this movie takes place in the futuristic sea base Mana One, which looks like surplus from a Gerry Anderson puppet show. A group of scientists, hanging around exclaiming at what they’re seeing on screens, includes the spiky Angelina Jolie–esque one (Ruby Rose) DJ, the jittery urban one (Page Kennedy), the sage old scientist (Winston Chao) and his pretty, sadfaced daughter, Suyin (Li Bingbing).

For its blood and viscera, The Meg is fairly puritanical, as fits this era of Chinese blockbusters—the height of sensuality in the film is Bingbing secretly peeping at the undressed lead Jason Statham. His Jonas is a deep sea diver who has to redeem himself after he failed to rescue friends from the giant shark attack several years back. Statham’s muscles haven’t failed him, though sadly he never once gives The Meg a cockney head-butt, his usual secret weapon.

Director Jon Turteltaub is too much of a mensch to really turn the screws. The Meg’s target audience—the bloody-minded kid who wishes shark week was every week—isn’t over-served with guts and chum.

Some shark-fin harvesters get it worse than anyone, so that’s fine, but there’s neither speedy fun nor much emotional investment in this.

As producer Dino De Laurentiis once said, comparing his 1976 King Kong remake to Jaws, “When the shark die, nobody cry.” Like the victims of the giant squid attack at the beginning, we end up suckered.

‘The Meg’ is playing in wide release in the North Bay.

 

Music: The Flamenco Groovies

Andrea La Canela shares her passion for the blues of Spain 

“A lot of people don’t know, but the Bay Area has quite an extensive following of flamenco,” says veteran performer and educator Andrea La Canela. “In the United States, it’s one of the centers where a lot of guitarists and dancers and singers are. We’re really lucky that way.”

La Canela began studying flamenco over 30 years ago. Now based in Marin, she regularly performs and teaches classes locally, though her flamenco career has taken her across the globe, including a two-year sailing journey to Spain in 2006.

“We took off for Spain, and performed wherever we went,” says La Canela, who embarked on the trip with her musical partner at the time. Eventually, they settled in Rota, Spain, and immersed themselves in flamenco culture for over a year.

“Music is a wonderful way to travel,” La Canela says.

Describing flamenco as haunting and beautiful, La Canela brought her passion with her when she returned to the Bay Area in 2008. In addition to performing at parties and wineries throughout the North Bay, La Canela hosts a regular flamenco show at the Sausalito Seahorse on the third Thursday of the month, and teaches dance at venues like Marin Ballet in San Rafael and Knights of Columbus Hall in San Anselmo. Her next session of kids classes begins Sept. 19.

“Flamenco is very ancient,” La Canela says, “and it deals with all the emotional scale that a human being has. It’s the blues of Spain.”

Andrea La Canela performs at 8pm, Aug. 16, at the Sausalito Seahorse (305 Harbor View Drive, Sausalito; $10; 415.331.2899) and leads her next flamenco class at 4:30pm, Aug. 19, at Marin Ballet (100 Elm St., San Rafael; $15). andrealacanela.webs.com.

Letters to the Editor

White Unconsciousness

Thank you, Harry Duke, for calling out the lack of diversity in the artists performing for Transcendence (“Let’s Dance,” Aug. 8). I’ve been sitting on the fence as to whether to buy a ticket for their productions, hesitating not only because of the pricing, but also it’s a hike for me from Guerneville. It’s so important that we here in a very white North Bay (I am sure the audience reflected the dancers) do everything we can to create an inclusive environment in our various communities. White privilege is less the problem than white unconsciousness, the lack of recognition that we as a group hold the power of dominance. In this age of whites outrageously calling out people of color for invading their spaces, we can model the opposite with welcoming and celebrating any diversity we have. Duke’s comments register objection to perpetuating status quo and inappropriate casting of artists of color with white performers. Thank you, Pacific Sun. Let’s see more of this.
Laurie Lippin
Guerneville

Meat of the Matter
With scorching heat and raging wildfires in the West and torrential downpours and massive flooding in the East, global warming is not just about a gentle sea rise any more. These tragic consequences of dumping greenhouse gases into our atmosphere call for drastic remedies. For starters, we should rejoin the Paris Agreement and actually become a world leader in reducing greenhouse-gas emissions. One of the most effective ways is by changing our diet. Yes, that. Last Fall, Oxford University’s prestigious Food Climate Research Network concluded that solving the global warming catastrophe requires massive shift to a plant-based diet. Carbon dioxide is emitted by burning forests to create animal pastures and by transporting animals. The more damaging methane and nitrous oxide are released from digestive tracts of cattle and from animal waste cesspools, respectively. In an environmentally sustainable world, we must replace meat and dairy products in our diet with vegetables, fruits and grains, just as we replace fossil fuels by wind, solar and other pollution-free energy sources.
Steven Alderson
Santa Rosa

Advice Goddess

Q: I’m a 41-year-old married lesbian. My wife and I used to work from home together. She recently got an important job, and she’s now gone all day, five days a week. I’m happy for her, and this is good for us in the long run, but I’m really sad and lonely.Isolated

A: Avoid any temptation to kidnap strangers lingering in your building’s lobby. “Are you going to cut me up and put me in your freezer?” the terrified UPS man will ask. You: “Uh, I thought we’d just hang out and have coffee, but whatever works for you.”

Healthier (and less felonious) forms of coping start with unpacking what loneliness is. The late neuroscientist John Cacioppo explained loneliness as a painful feeling of “disconnection” from others. He differentiated loneliness from a desire for solitude, “the pleasures of sometimes being by yourself.” And he and his wife and research partner, psychologist Stephanie Cacioppo, noted that loneliness has been associated with serious negative effects on not just emotional well-being but also physical health, including an increased risk of heart attacks. (It seems heartbreak isn’t just a metaphor.)

It might help to understand that our emotions are actually our watchdogs. They rise up in motivate us to engage in the sort of behaviors—like connecting with other people—that would help us survive and pass on our genes. For example, humans evolved to be cooperators—interdependent—which is to say we’re “people who need people.” Take author Henry David Thoreau, an icon for hermitude and self-sufficiency who put in big chunks of alone time out by Walden Pond. What few people realize, notes Thoreau expert Elizabeth Witherell, is that he was also a huge people person.

As for you, it’s possible that some of what you’re experiencing is the discomfort we often feel about change. But chances are, you’d feel a good bit better if you could replace at least some of the level of daily human engagement you’re used to. You could go out to a coffee shop for part of your workday—the same coffee shop every day so you can connect with other regulars there. You could also invite work-at-home friends over to your place to be co-workers. Volunteer work could be helpful, too.

No, it isn’t the same as having your wife there with you all day. But it should dial down your separation distress—perhaps even substantially. This should allow you to let your wife know you really missed her—but maybe just with a sexy kiss at the door. No guilt tripping, sad-wife-face or going man’s best friend-style—spending your day shredding all the paper products in the house with your teeth and then moving on to the drywall.

Q: How do you know when a man’s “I love you” is for real? I’ve had men express their love to me with great sincerity, only to vanish not long afterward. Are all men this fickle? Manipulative?—Upset

A: Why does a man say “I love you”? Sometimes because, “Look, a ferret in a top hat!” doesn’t do much to get a woman into bed.

To parse whether a man’s “I love you” is just the later-in-the-relationship version of “You related to Yoda? Because yodalicious,” you need to consider context. The exact same statement can have different meanings depending on the context—the situation, the circumstances in which it’s made.

Not surprisingly, research by evolutionary social psychologist Joshua Ackerman and his colleagues suggests that men’s I-love-you’s “are likely to be more sincere (i.e., less colored by the goal of attaining initial sexual access) after sex has occurred.” They also find that men, on average, start thinking about “confessing love” 97 days into a relationship—so just over three months.

All in all, the best lie detector you probably have is context—racking up a good bit of time and experiences with a man and seeing how well the walk matches the talk. You might even wait till the three-month benchmark before concluding that the I-love-you’s are likely to be for real—and aren’t, say, the best possible airbag for what might come shortly afterward: “I got you a little something on my work trip. It requires a short course of antibiotics.”

Got a problem? Write Amy Alkon at 171 Pier Ave. #280, Santa Monica, CA 90405, or email ad*******@*ol.com. @amyalkon on Twitter. Weekly radio show, blogtalkradio.com/amyalkon. Order Amy Alkon’s new book, ‘Unf*ckology: A Field Guide to Living with Guts and Confidence.’

 

 

Real World Astrology

ARIES (March 21–April 19)  “The prettier the garden, the dirtier the hands of the gardener,” writes aphorist B. E. Barnes. That’ll be especially applicable to you in the coming weeks. You’ll have extra potential to create and foster beauty, and any beauty you produce will generate practical benefits for you and those you care about. But for best results, you’ll have to expend more effort than maybe you thought you should. It might feel more like work than play—even though it will ultimately enhance your ability to play.

TAURUS (April 20–May 20)  Author and theologian Thomas Merton thought that the most debilitating human temptation is to settle for too little; to live a comfortable life rather than an interesting one. I wouldn’t say that’s always true about you, Taurus. But I do suspect that in the coming weeks, a tendency to settle for less could be the single most devitalizing temptation you’ll be susceptible to. That’s why I encourage you to resist the appeal to accept a smaller blessing or punier adventure than you deserve. Hold out for the best and brightest.

GEMINI (May 21–June 20)  “I’ve learned quite a lot, over the years, by avoiding what I was supposed to be learning.” So says the wise and well-educated novelist Margaret Atwood. Judging by your current astrological omens, I think this is an excellent clue for you to contemplate right now. What do you think? Have you been half-avoiding any teaching that you or someone else thinks you’re “supposed” to be learning? If so, I suggest you avoid it even stronger. Avoid it with cheerful rebelliousness. Doing so may lead you to what you really need to learn about next.

CANCER (June 21–July 22)  Sometimes you make it difficult for me to reach you. You act like you’re listening but you’re not really listening. You semi-consciously decide that you don’t want to be influenced by anyone except yourself. When you lock me out like that, I become a bit dumb. My advice isn’t as good or helpful. The magic between us languishes. Please don’t do that to me now. And don’t do it to anyone who cares about you. I realize that you may need to protect yourself from people who aren’t sufficiently careful with you. But your true allies have important influences to offer, and I think you’ll be wise to open yourself to them.

LEO (July 23–August 22)  “Whoever does not visit Paris regularly will never really be elegant,” wrote French author Honoré de Balzac. I think that’s an exaggeration, but it does trigger a worthwhile meditation. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you’re in a phase of your cycle when you have maximum power to raise your appreciation of elegance, understand how it could beautify your soul, and add more of it to your repertoire. So here are your homework meditations: What does elegance mean to you? Why might it be valuable to cultivate elegance, not just to enhance your self-presentation, but also to upgrade your relationship with your deep self? (P.S.: Fashion designer Christian Dior said, “Elegance must be the right combination of distinction, naturalness, care and simplicity.”)

VIRGO (August 23–September 22)  Many of us imagine medieval Europe to have been drab and dreary. But historian Jacques Le Goff tells us that the people of that age adored luminous hues: “big jewels inserted into book-bindings, glowing gold objects, brightly painted sculpture, paintings covering the walls of churches, and the colored magic of stained glass.” Maybe you’ll be inspired by this revelation, Virgo. I hope so. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you can activate sleeping wisdom and awaken dormant energy by treating your eyes to lots of vivid reds, greens, yellows, blues, browns, oranges, purples, golds, blacks, coppers and pinks.

LIBRA (September 23–October 22)  An astrologer on Tumblr named Sebastian says this about your sign: “Libras can be boring people when they don’t trust you enough to fully reveal themselves. But they can be just as exciting as any fire sign and just as weird as any Aquarius and just as talkative as a Gemini and just as empathetic as a Pisces. Really, Librans are some of the most eccentric people you’ll ever meet, but you might not know it unless they trust you enough to take their masks off around you.” Spurred by Sebastian’s analysis, here’s my advice to you: I hope you’ll spend a lot of time with people you trust in the coming weeks, because for the sake of your mental and physical and spiritual health, you’ll need to express your full eccentricity. (Sebastian’s at http://venuspapi.tumblr.com.)

SCORPIO (October 23–November 21)  A blogger who calls herself Wistful Giselle has named the phenomena that make her “believe in magic.” They include the following: “illuminated dust in the air; the moments when a seedling sprouts; the intelligence gazing back at me from a crow’s eyes; being awaken by the early morning sun; the energy of storms; old buildings overgrown with plants; the ever-changing grey green blue moods of the sea; the shimmering moon on a cool, clear night.” I invite you to compile your own list, Scorpio. You’re entering a time when you will be the beneficiary of magic in direct proportion to how much you believe in and are alert for magic. Why not go for the maximum?

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21)  Since 1969, eight-foot-two-inch-tall Big Bird has been the star of the kids’ TV show Sesame Street. He’s a yellow bird puppet who can talk, write poetry, dance and roller skate. In the early years of the show, our hero had a good friend who no one else saw or believed in: Mr. Snuffleupagus. After 17 years, there came a happy day when everyone else in the Sesame Street neighborhood realized that Snuffy was indeed real, not just a figment of Big Bird’s imagination. I’m foreseeing a comparable event in your life sometime soon, Sagittarius. You’ll finally be able to share a secret truth or private pleasure or unappreciated asset.

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19)  Activist and author Simone de Beauvoir was one of those Capricorns whose lust for life was both lush and intricate. “I am awfully greedy,” she wrote. “I want to be a woman and to be a man, to have many friends and to have loneliness, to work much and write good books, to travel and enjoy myself, to be selfish and to be unselfish.” Even if your longings are not always as lavish and ravenous as hers, Capricorn, you now have license to explore the mysterious state she described. I dare you to find out how voracious you can be if you grant yourself permission.

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18)  According to my reading of the astrological omens, the coming weeks will be prime time to vividly express your appreciation for and understanding of the people you care about most. I urge you to show them why you love them. Reveal the depths of your insights about their true beauty. Make it clear how their presence in your life has had a beneficent or healing influence on you. And if you really want to get dramatic, you could take them to an inspiring outdoor spot and sing them a tender song or two.

PISCES (February 19–March 20)  In her book Yarn: Remembering the Way Home, Piscean knitter Kyoko Mori writes, “The folklore among knitters is that everything handmade should have at least one mistake so an evil sprit will not become trapped in the maze of perfect stitches.” The idea is that the mistake “is a crack left open to let in the light.” Mori goes on to testify about the evil spirit she wants to be free of. “It’s that little voice in my head that says, ‘I won’t even try this because it doesn’t come naturally to me and I won’t be very good at it.’” I’ve quoted Mori at length, Pisces, because I think her insights are the exact tonic you need right now.

 

Upfront: The Bong Show

It’s been a mixed legislative bag for supporters of Proposition 64 this year, as the California State Legislature is poised to close out its summer session. Numerous pot-related bills were presented over the session this year, angling in various ways to enhance, trim or otherwise square up the various potholes and complexities that came along with the 2016 Adult Use...

This Week in the Pacific Sun

This week in the Pacific Sun, Jonah Raskin reports from the underground-ag scene in Napa County where, believe it or not—they don't just grow grapes! In the news hole, Tom Gogola drives around West Marin on a hot Saturday afternoon, checks out the blackened peak of Black Mountain, and delivers a fire report with various updates on the state...

Heroes and Zeroes

Hero WildCare is looking for heroes that want to be involved in an engaging volunteer experience. Terwilliger nature guides are needed to lead nature discovery walks for elementary school children. Volunteers receive specialized training by experienced naturalists who teach you how to help children open their eyes to the world of wildlife and connect with nature. Topics include local animals...

Swirl: Give me a Riesling to Live

The last time I ran into Brian Maloney, director of winemaking for Boisset Collection’s DeLoach Vineyards and Buena Vista Winery, it was at a super-exciting event. We were standing, as Maloney informed me, in the former residence of wine legend Robert Mondavi, while current resident Jean-Charles Boisset was showing guests the stuffed tiger, prior to the debut of J’Noon,...

Stage: Life Cycles

The Cloverdale Performing Arts Center is presenting Heroes, playwright Tom Stoppard’s adaptation of a 2003 French play about three World War I vets in a retirement home. Gustave (Robert Bauer), Henri (Peter Immordino) and Philippe (Dale Harriman) pass their days sitting on a terrace, annoying each other and plotting their escape from the veterans home. An odd combination of...

Film: Toothless

The Meg jumps the shark-movie Aggravating, isn’t it, that the megashark in The Meg is only a measly 70 feet long, though certainly, this Meg has its moments. When it circles a crippled boat, its dorsal fin looks like the tail of a 727. But in closeups, the hellfish looks like the vegan shark in Finding Nemo. Only smaller. Much of...

Music: The Flamenco Groovies

Andrea La Canela shares her passion for the blues of Spain  “A lot of people don’t know, but the Bay Area has quite an extensive following of flamenco,” says veteran performer and educator Andrea La Canela. “In the United States, it’s one of the centers where a lot of guitarists and dancers and singers are. We’re really lucky that way.” La...

Letters to the Editor

White Unconsciousness Thank you, Harry Duke, for calling out the lack of diversity in the artists performing for Transcendence (“Let’s Dance,” Aug. 8). I’ve been sitting on the fence as to whether to buy a ticket for their productions, hesitating not only because of the pricing, but also it’s a hike for me from Guerneville. It’s so important that...

Advice Goddess

Q: I’m a 41-year-old married lesbian. My wife and I used to work from home together. She recently got an important job, and she’s now gone all day, five days a week. I’m happy for her, and this is good for us in the long run, but I’m really sad and lonely.—Isolated A: Avoid any temptation to kidnap strangers lingering...

Real World Astrology

ARIES (March 21–April 19)  “The prettier the garden, the dirtier the hands of the gardener,” writes aphorist B. E. Barnes. That’ll be especially applicable to you in the coming weeks. You’ll have extra potential to create and foster beauty, and any beauty you produce will generate practical benefits for you and those you care about. But for best results,...
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