Sour Candy

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Most folk’s affection for Roald Dahl’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory began with reading the book or watching the somewhat renamed 1971 Gene Wilder film. “Charlie” purists rejected Tim Burton’s 2005 cinematic take on the tale as too dark and weird. Well folks, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.

San Francisco’s SHN Golden Gate Theatre is hosting the touring company from the 2017 Broadway production through May 12 that, while based on Dahl’s classic, goes in several decidedly different directions. Audiences expecting anything close to the original book or film are likely to leave disappointed.

The show opens with Willy Wonka himself (Noah Weisberg) providing needless exposition and singing “The Candy Man.” Lest you think that’s a sign of good things to come, forget it. While you’ll hear some of Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley’s Oscar-nominated score and songs from the original film, most of the songs in this version are by Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman. Despite their pedigree (Hairspray, the recent Mary Poppins Returns), their work here is weak and forgettable.

That’s just the first in a series of mistakes made by this show’s creators. David Grieg’s book introduces Wonka from the get-go and eliminates a lot of the mystery about him. He’s also written Wonka as pretty much of a jerk and aged every other child but Charlie into a sullen teenager (or older). This may have been out of necessity as they might have had difficulty casting children as characters who (spoiler alert) explode on stage or are dismembered by giant squirrels.

You read that right. While in the book and films the bratty kids get their comeuppances, in this version they’re killed. Be prepared to do a lot of explaining to your tykes should you choose to bring them along. Additionally, the stagecraft was surprisingly weak and the finale with the great glass elevator was less than great.

What the show does get right is some of the casting. Henry Boshart (one of three young actors performing the role of Charlie Bucket) is absolutely delightful and he brings a charm to the show that is sorely lacking elsewhere. James Young brings a lot of heart as Grandpa Joe. The solution to casting the Oompa Loompas is a clever one, and their appearances were definitely the show’s highlights. In the end, this Chocolate was too bitter for my tastes.

‘Roald Dahl’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’ runs through May 12 at the Golden Gate Theatre, 1 Taylor St., San Francisco. Dates and times vary. $56–$256. 888.746.1799. shnsf.com

Hero & Zero

Hero

Last Tuesday, the Marin County Board of Supervisors accepted a $4.8 million state grant for a Homeless Emergency Aid Program. Homeward Bound of Marin will receive $4.5 million of the grant to replace the Mill Street Center in San Rafael, the county’s only year-round shelter program. Groundbreaking for the new building will begin next year.

The center will provide 60 beds. An additional 32 permanent beds will be allocated to house chronically homeless men and women, defined as those who have been homeless for at least a year and have a disability. These individuals will also receive services for mental health, substance abuse and job counseling.

St. Vincent de Paul Society of Marin, located in San Rafael, will receive almost $308,000 for a diversion program for newly homeless people.

Kudos to the Marin Board of Supervisors, Homeward Bound, the St. Vincent de Paul Society of Marin and the city of San Rafael for working together to help resolve Marin’s homeless crisis.

 

Zero

Sausalito folks are wondering why the Marin County Sheriff’s Office allowed their contractor to dismantle a tugboat, moored at a Sausalito dock, in the early morning hours on beautiful Easter Sunday. The work, conducted by Sean Alexander Marine Services, began sometime between 8 and 8:30am, according to Donna, a local resident.

“Instead of sounds of peace, we all were forced to listen to hours of heart-wrenching grinding of metal,” she said.

The Sheriff’s Office coordinated the removal and demolition of both boats after one sank in the mud during a storm earlier this year. While the tugboats may have posed an environmental hazard, they were in the bay for years and there seems no reason the demolition couldn’t have waited one more day. Next time, wait until noon, or better yet, take Easter off entirely.

 

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Hero & Zero

Hero

Last Tuesday, the Marin County Board of Supervisors accepted a $4.8 million state grant for a Homeless Emergency Aid Program. Homeward Bound of Marin will receive $4.5 million of the grant to replace the Mill Street Center in San Rafael, the county’s only year-round shelter program. Groundbreaking for the new building will begin next year.

The center will provide 60 beds. An additional 32 permanent beds will be allocated to house chronically homeless men and women, defined as those who have been homeless for at least a year and have a disability. These individuals will also receive services for mental health, substance abuse and job counseling.

St. Vincent de Paul Society of Marin, located in San Rafael, will receive almost $308,000 for a diversion program for newly homeless people.

Kudos to the Marin Board of Supervisors, Homeward Bound, the St. Vincent de Paul Society of Marin and the city of San Rafael for working together to help resolve Marin’s homeless crisis.

 

Zero

Sausalito folks are wondering why the Marin County Sheriff’s Office allowed their contractor to dismantle a tugboat, moored at a Sausalito dock, in the early morning hours on beautiful Easter Sunday. The work, conducted by Sean Alexander Marine Services, began sometime between 8 and 8:30am, according to Donna, a local resident.

“Instead of sounds of peace, we all were forced to listen to hours of heart-wrenching grinding of metal,” she said.

The Sheriff’s Office coordinated the removal and demolition of both boats after one sank in the mud during a storm earlier this year. While the tugboats may have posed an environmental hazard, they were in the bay for years and there seems no reason the demolition couldn’t have waited one more day. Next time, wait until noon, or better yet, take Easter off entirely.

 

email: ni***************@***oo.com

 

 

 

Weed Workers Unite?

Sounds like we need an ICE raid in the cannabis industry (“Look for the Union . . . Edible,” March 19)

Hoapres

via sanjoseinside.com

This is clearly work for slave labor, undocumented Democrats that don’t pay taxes.

M.T.Roach

via sanjoseinside.com

Renewables Reaction

There needs to be some skepticism regarding the number of jobs created by wind and solar installations (“Full Tilt,” February 26; see also this week’s News Briefs). In Michigan, we were told a large number of jobs would be created by a 700 acre solar “farm” to be placed on actual prime farmland. When pressed for the actual number of FTE jobs, the developer admitted the cited jobs would only be during construction and after that, they would only have 2 to 5 FTEs. While there is a need for more clean energy, it needs to be placed responsibly. The proposed 700 acres of solar would not reduce CO2 in the air as much as the same acres of crops.

James Green

via goodtimes.sc.com

Stuttering Awareness

Do you stutter? Do you know someone who does? Most people do. More than three million Americans and 70 million people across the globe stutter, but sadly it is still quite misunderstood. Help us change that. May 13-19 is National Stuttering Awareness Week. To support the stuttering community, the nonprofit Stuttering Foundation launched a new website—stutteringhelp.org—with easy-to-find information like articles, brochures, magazines, videos, research reports and counselor referrals, with a new laptop- and mobile-friendly interface.

The Stuttering Foundation has accurate, trusted information about stuttering and free help on its new website—StutteringHelp.org.

Please take a look and tell a friend.

Jane Fraser

Via Bohemian.com

Bona Fide Rocker

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While he’s technically a New York native, guitarist and songwriter Steve Egelman’s 25-year run in the Bay Area has given him enough West Coast time to cement a reputation in the San Francisco music scene that now spans several acclaimed projects.

Currently, Egelman’s main gig is with whiskey-soaked Americana outfit Mad Mama & the Bona Fide Few, who perform on Thursday, May 2 at 19 Broadway in Fairfax in a benefit concert to raise funds for Jerry Knight’s Historic River Theater, which suffered catastrophic losses in last February’s flooding in Guerneville.

Formed in 2011 when Egelman and cohorts met ukulele player and vocalist Mad Mama, the Bona Fide Few is a boisterous blend of rock, blues, punk and Americana.

“Mad Mama is fantastic, she’s a stalwart in the local music scene,” says Egelman. “We were playing as an Americana trio before she joined us. The first time Mad Mama showed up, it was such an impactful and fun jam session. She brings a personality and charisma and a monstrous voice.”

Earlier this year, Mad Mama & the Bona Fide Few released their first full-length album, Get Some!, that collects their original barroom ready hits like “Late Zombie Night” and “Buy Me Another Beer.”

“We have a few tunes where Mad Mama will get the crowd singing along with us,” says Egelman. “She’ll take the crowd to church, and it’s fantastic.”

When he’s not a part of the Bona Fide few, Egelman plays a different brand of Americana in Gutter Swan, a duo with vocalist Loryn Barbeau. “She comes from an operatic background,” says Egelman of Barbeau. “She decided that wasn’t what she enjoyed doing anymore, but she loves more popular music.”

Gutter Swan does not write their own material, but they are hardly a cover band; rather they find songs by songwriters like Steve Earle and Carole King and re-interpret them in new musical variations to find new meanings in the lyrics. Gutter Swan also has a new record out, Where the Dark and Light Mingle, which they play from on Saturday, May 4, at the Neck of the Woods in San Francisco.

For the upcoming show at 19 Broadway, Egelman is looking forward to lending a hand to the River Theatre in Guerneville. “It’s a music pillar in the community up there,” says Egelman. We’re excited to be able to help them out.”

Mad Mama & the Bona Fide Few play with Bedrockers on Thursday, May 2, at 19 Broadway, Fairfax. 8pm. $20. 19broadway.com.

Biker Bar

The Lodge brings the number of beer-and-bike focused eateries in Fairfax to three. If there was any question that Fairfax is the birthplace of mountain biking, the trio of bike friendly establishments, along with the Marin Museum of Bicycling should put any lingering doubts to rest.

A couple of things set the Lodge apart from the others—most importantly, the space. As a San Anselmo resident for the last 18 years, I knew the iconic red-and-white trimmed building as the Beauty Bar where my son regularly received his annual haircut. Come to find out—the one-time hair salon has a storied past and a claim as the first saloon in Fairfax. Built in 1908, the clapboard building was originally home to Old Timer’s Saloon (there are still hitching posts outside the front door that are now used for bikes—and instead of a rope to hitch a horse, locks are loaned to customers to secure their mounts).

The place opened April 10 and it took almost two years for Brian Bruckner, the longtime owner of San Francisco–based Big Swingin’ Cycles to restore, update and bring the historic building up to code and make it food-service friendly. The space has been entirely transformed; in place of hair-cutting stations are sleek beige hightop wood tables, gunmetal-grey metal chairs, built-in benches and freshly painted walls with photographs of mountain bikers on Marin trails.

Food is offered from morning to night, but the Lodge is more bar than restaurant. Well-picked craft-style lagers and IPAs make for good post-ride thirst quenchers. Six to eight rotating beers are on tap, two flat-screen TVs hang on the walls and tater tots are on the menu.

Food options are carefully selected. A bright Mediterranean salad with crunchy pita bits, kalamata olives and a tangy lemony dressing is a highlight. A handful of sandwiches include banh mi, and there are several breakfast options and a couple of salads to round out the limited menu. Plans are afoot to utilize the outdoor space, expand the menu and add an espresso machine.

The mountain-bike community has embraced the Lodge and, judging from the early crowds, appear pleased to see this one-time watering hole resurrected as yet another place to celebrate Marin’s beloved sport.

1573 Sir Francis Drake Blvd. 94930 415.991.5625. Open Tuesday–Sunday

Final Fight

Like many others at the end of a life of violence, the would-be demiurge Thanos has retired to the country. His new planet looks like upcountry Maui. Dissolving half of all life was a tough job, but now he’s hung up his armor to rust, a scarecrow in his vegetable garden. Thanos (played by Josh Brolin) is boiling himself a meal of outer-space taro root, when suddenly, through his roof bursts a living blast of light that was once known as Carol Danvers.

In the early scenes of Avengers: Endgame—indeed, throughout the entire movie—you get what was ordered: Thanos, embodying every granny-starving politician who ever moaned about austerity, gets barbecued and body-slammed by several of Earth’s mightiest heroes. The ingenuity here is that this attack comes at the beginning of the film, not the end. The problem of the so-called ‘Infinity Stones’ proves to be a difficult anti-rapture, whose first step is triggered by the paws of a storage-room rat scuttling across the dashboard of an abandoned van.

This massive cycle is a feat of cinematic engineering for which there is no parallel. Completing it, the Russo Brothers use their three hours not just for the usual battle royales, last stands and self-sacrifice, but also to capture the mood of a grieving Earth. As Ant-Man, the least respected member of the team, Paul Rudd does the great old Ebenezer Scrooge at the graveside scene, seeing his name on a cenotaph to “the Vanished” in Golden Gate Park. Survivors have moved on—Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) has also resettled in the country with wife Pepper (Gwyneth Paltrow) and child; Mark Ruffalo’s Bruce Banner, no longer bifurcated, but a scholarly Hulk with glasses, signs autographs for the kids who tug his sleeve.

In heading off Thanos at the pass, Stark gets to see his father one last time. Thor—who reacted to the extermination of half the universe by becoming a beer-bellied seaside town slouch—visits his mother on Asgard once more. (Sizing up her son’s Dude Lubowski look, Rene Russo’s Frigga says, “The future hasn’t been kind.”) Intriguing, this question of kindness mirrors whether noble yet mild Captain America (Chris Evans) regards our present in the same way we film watchers regard the past: as a nice place to visit, but maybe not a nice place to live.

Avengers: Endgame didn’t seem a moment too long, and there wasn’t an awkward performance among its cast. The comedy comes from the wonderfully sarcastic Rocket Raccoon (Bradley Cooper). As the end approaches, Thanos shows the signs of ultimate defeat by using the villainous exclamation point when he talks. (“The Avengers! Unruly wretches!”)

Avengers: Endgame has as much faith in quietness as in the noise of mile-long spaceships. For something that ends up nigh-Armageddon, there are a lot of scenes around lakes, scenes of fathers and daughters, quiet tearful farewells and the trilling of birds.

‘Avengers: Endgame’ is playing everywhere.

Flashback

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Twenty Years Ago

When the [homeless] succeed, it’s despite public policy, not because of it. It’s up to them to build their own futures—and our community agencies, with our support, can supply them with the tools to do it. But government funding has been evaporating for years—not only for mental health services, but for drug and alcohol treatment and for housing assistance.

“We are not keeping up,” says Homeward Bound director John Wilson-Bugbee. “For many of us who are middle-class, things are actually pretty decent. But for the folks we serve, I can assure you, it has gotten a helluva lot worse. And we’re talking about one of the richest counties in the nation with one of the largest community foundations in the world. It’s not going well, and it’s getting worse.” —Jill Kramer, April 28, 1999

Forty Years Ago

Even opponents of helmet laws will often concede that the use of helmets makes sense. Still, they argue that a law would infringe on their personal freedom. “We believe brushing your teeth and locking your door before you go to bed is a good idea but we don’t believe you should have a law making it mandatory,” said Jim Bensberg of the American Motorcyclist Association in a recent interview with the Chronicle. —Greg Cahill, April 28, 1989

Fifty Years Ago

The combat center and the headquarters of the Fourth Air Force and NORAD’s Western Region will be moved out of Hamilton Air Force Base by September as a part of a nationwide tightening up of military bases. The base’s major unit, the 78th fighter wing, and other components will remain. The change will affect 841 people with an annual payroll of $5.7 million. Some will remain at the base in other jobs, however. Ben Ostlind, the outspoken former [Marin] County Aviation Commissioner and a longtime crusader for a civilian airport at Hamilton, said the changes back up his belief that the Air Force is abandoning Hamilton bit by bit. Air Force officials denied this. —April 30, 1969

Compiled by Alex Randolph

Horoscope

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “How prompt we are to satisfy the hunger and thirst of our bodies,” wrote Henry David Thoreau. “How slow to satisfy the hunger and thirst of our souls!” Your first assignment in the coming days, Aries, is to devote yourself to quenching the hunger and thirst of your soul with the same relentless passion that you normally spend on giving your body the food and drink it craves. This could be challenging. You may be less knowledgeable about what your soul thrives on than what your body loves. So your second assignment is to do extensive research to determine what your soul needs to thrive.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I invite you to explore the frontiers of what’s possible for you to experience and accomplish. One exercise that might help: visualize specific future adventures that excite you. Examples? Picture yourself parasailing over the Mediterranean Sea near Barcelona, or working to help endangered sea turtles in Costa Rica, or giving a speech to a crowded auditorium on a subject you will someday be an expert in. The more specific your fantasies, the better. Your homework is to generate at least five of these visions.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “We must choose between the pain of having to transcend oppressive circumstances, or the pain of perpetual unfulfillment within those oppressive circumstances,” writes mental health strategist Paul John Moscatello. We must opt for “the pain of growth or the pain of decay,” he continues. We must either “embrace the tribulations of realizing our potential, or consent to the slow suicide in complacency.” That’s a bit melodramatic, in my opinion. Most of us do both; we may be successful for a while in transcending oppressive circumstances, but then temporarily lapse back into the pain of unfulfillment. However, there are times when it makes sense to think melodramatically. And I believe now is one of those times for you. In the coming weeks, I hope you will set in motion plans to transcend at least 30 percent of your oppressive circumstances.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You Cancerians can benefit from always having a fertility symbol somewhere in your environment: an icon or image that reminds you to continually refresh your relationship with your own abundant creativity; an inspiring talisman or toy that keeps you alert to the key role your fecund imagination can and should play in nourishing your quest to live a meaningful life; a provocative work of art that spurs you to always ask for more help and guidance from the primal source code that drives you to reinvent yourself. So if you don’t have such a fertility symbol, I invite you to get one. If you do, enhance it with a new accessory.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In my horoscopes, I often speak to you about your personal struggle for liberation and your efforts to express your soul’s code with ever-more ingenuity and completeness. It’s less common that I address your sacred obligation to give back to life for all that life has given to you. I only infrequently discuss how you might engage in activities to help your community or work for the benefit of those less fortunate than you. But now is one of those times when I feel moved to speak of these matters. You are in a phase of your astrological cycle when it’s crucial to perform specific work in behalf of a greater good. Why crucial? Because your personal well-being in the immediate future depends in part on your efforts to intensify your practical compassion.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “We are whiplashed between an arrogant overestimation of ourselves and a servile underestimation of ourselves,” writes educator Parker Palmer. That’s the bad news, Virgo. The good news is that you are in prime position to escape from the whiplash. Cosmic forces are conspiring with your eternal soul to coalesce a well-balanced vision of your true value that’s free of both vain misapprehensions and self-deprecating delusions. Congrats! You’re empowered to understand yourself with a tender objectivity that could at least partially heal lingering wounds. See yourself truly!

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The country of Poland awards medals to couples that have stayed married for 50 years. It also gives out medals to members of the armed forces who have served for at least thirty years. But the marriage medal is of higher rank, and is more prestigious. In that spirit, I’d love for you to get a shiny badge or prize to acknowledge your devoted commitment to a sacred task—whether that commitment is to an intimate alliance, a noble quest, or a promise to yourself. It’s time to reward yourself for how hard you’ve worked and how much you’ve given.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpio poet Sylvia Plath wrote, “I admit I desire, / Occasionally, some backtalk / From the mute sky.” You’ll be wise to borrow the spirit of that mischievous declaration. Now is a good time to solicit input from the sky, as well as from your allies and friends and favorite animals, and from every other source that might provide you with interesting feedback. I invite you to regard the whole world as your mirror, your counselor, your informant.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In January 1493, the notorious pirate and kidnapper Christopher Columbus was sailing his ship near the land we now call the Dominican Republic. He spotted three creatures he assumed were mermaids. Later he wrote in his log that they were “not half as beautiful as they are painted [by artists].” We know now that the “mermaids” were actually manatees, aquatic mammals with flippers and paddle-shaped tails. They are in fact quite beautiful in their own way, and would only be judged as homely by a person comparing them to mythical enchantresses. I trust you won’t make a similar mistake, Sagittarius. Evaluate everything and everyone on their own merits, without comparing them to something they’re not.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “I want what we all want,” writes novelist Jonathan Lethem. “To move certain parts of the interior of myself into the exterior world, to see if they can be embraced.” Even if you haven’t passionately wanted that lately, Capricorn, I’m guessing you will soon. That’s a good thing, because life will be conspiring with you to accomplish it. Your ability to express yourself in ways that are meaningful to you and interesting to other people will be at a peak.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Using algorithms to analyze 300 million facts, a British scientist concluded that April 11, 1954 was the most boring day in history. A Turkish man who would later become a noteworthy engineer was born that day, and Belgium staged a national election. But that’s all. With this non-eventful day as your inspiration, I encourage you to have fun reminiscing about the most boring times in your own past. I think you need a prolonged respite from the stimulating frenzy of your daily rhythm. It’s time to rest and relax in the sweet luxury of nothingness and emptiness.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): *The Blue Room* is a famous Picasso painting from 1901. Saturated with blue hues, it depicts a naked woman taking a bath. More than a century after its creation, scientists used X-rays to discover that there was an earlier painting beneath *The Blue Room* and obscured by it. It shows a man leaning his head against his right hand. Piscean poet Jane Hirshfield says that there are some people who are “like a painting hidden beneath another painting.” More of you Pisceans fit that description than any other sign of the zodiac. You may even be like a painting beneath a painting beneath a painting—to a depth of five or more paintings. Is that a problem? Not necessarily. But it is important to be fully aware of the existence of all the layers. Now is a good time to have a check-in.

Advice Goddess

Q: I’m a grown woman in the middle of a feud between two of my female friends. They’re both complaining to me, and I’m just responding “uh-huh” to give them the hint that I don’t want to be involved. Neither’s catching on. How do I get out of the middle of this spat without either friend feeling like I’m being disloyal and without my blurting out, “This is ridiculous. Grow up, ladies!”—Irritated

A: If only these two would do as a 60-year-old dude in the U.K. just did to dispute a ticket he got on his motorcycle—invoked what the Telegraph called “the ancient right to trial by combat.” Not surprisingly, local magistrates decided to stick him with a fine instead of accepting his proposal of a duel “to the death” with a motor vehicles clerk, using “samurai swords, Gurkha knives or heavy hammers.”

Unfortunately, your female friends are unlikely to break out the Hello Kitty nunchucks to resolve their little squabble once and for all. It turns out there are some differences in how men and women generally deal with disagreements. Psychologist Joyce Benenson explains that women—as the childbearers and primary childcarers of the species—evolved to handle disputes in ways that minimize their risk of being physically harmed through retaliation. This has led to a female tendency toward covert aggression—sneaky attacks that are often hard to identify as attacks, like sabotaging other women’s status through gossip and social exclusion. Men, in contrast, tend to favor more straight-up forms of dispute resolution, from put-down fests to bar fights (with or without medieval weapons).

The thing is, an evolved tendency for a certain behavior (like indirectness) isn’t a mandate that you behave accordingly. You can instead choose to be direct: Inform these two that you refuse to be the prize in this battle of theirs and thus refuse to hear another word about it from either of them. When they forget, be straightforward in reminding them of your retirement as a giant ear. Being direct is sure to be uncomfortable the first few times, but as you increasingly make it a habit, you should find it far easier and certainly more effective than coming up with creative excuses every time the phone rings.

Q: A male friend says that a woman who wants a hookup can just blurt out “I wanna have sex with you!” to a man and have him take her up on that. However, he claims that a guy who says this to a woman is taking a big risk and is likely to just offend her and possibly get a drink thrown in his face. Is he right?—Confused Dude

A: A guy’s “I wanna have sex with you!” does work on women—uh…in movies where the entire plotline is “A nurse gets in the elevator.”

To be unappealingly frank, men, in a sexual pinch, have been known to get it on with items in their refrigerator. So, especially in guys’ late teens and 20s, the bar for casual sex partners isn’t set all that high—as in, “Wow, girl, that’s some pulse you have on you!”

Women, on the other hand, evolved to be the choosier sex. Female emotions push them to hold out for signs that a man would be willing and able to stick around and commit resources, should a screaming baby result from their naked romp in the back seat of the, um, thing prehistoric people dragged firewood around on.

These sex differences were reflected in recent research led by evolutionary psychologist Mons Bendixen on men’s and women’s signaling of sexual interest. Women tended to make themselves out to be more sexually interested in a particular man than they actually were. The researchers suspect this may be a strategy that allows women to hold men’s attention for longer. This, in turn, gives a woman more time to assess a man or “strategically increase his hope of having a chance” with her.

In contrast, the researchers found that men generally pretended to be far less interested in sex than they actually were—presumably to avoid coming off as a man tramp or the sexual version of a starving Dickensian orphan. In other words, your friend is probably right: Honesty, as a sex-seeking tactic for a man, is only “the best policy” if the photo of his perfect match on a dating site is a tall container of lotion wearing an old tube sock as a scarf.

Sour Candy

Most folk’s affection for Roald Dahl’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory began with reading the book or watching the somewhat renamed 1971 Gene Wilder film. “Charlie” purists rejected Tim Burton’s 2005 cinematic take on the tale as too dark and weird. Well folks, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet. San Francisco’s SHN Golden Gate Theatre is hosting the touring company from...

Hero & Zero

Hero Last Tuesday, the Marin County Board of Supervisors accepted a $4.8 million state grant for a Homeless Emergency Aid Program. Homeward Bound of Marin will receive $4.5 million of the grant to replace the Mill Street Center in San Rafael, the county’s only year-round shelter program. Groundbreaking for the new building will begin next year. The center will provide...

Hero & Zero

Hero Last Tuesday, the Marin County Board of Supervisors accepted a $4.8 million state grant for a Homeless Emergency Aid Program. Homeward Bound of Marin will receive $4.5 million of the grant to replace the Mill Street Center in San Rafael, the county’s only year-round shelter program. Groundbreaking for the new building will begin next year. The center will provide...

Weed Workers Unite?

Sounds like we need an ICE raid in the cannabis industry (“Look for the Union . . . Edible,” March 19) Hoapres via sanjoseinside.com This is clearly work for slave labor, undocumented Democrats that don’t pay taxes. M.T.Roach via sanjoseinside.com Renewables Reaction There needs to be some skepticism regarding the number of jobs created by wind and solar installations (“Full Tilt,” February 26; see also this...

Bona Fide Rocker

While he’s technically a New York native, guitarist and songwriter Steve Egelman’s 25-year run in the Bay Area has given him enough West Coast time to cement a reputation in the San Francisco music scene that now spans several acclaimed projects. Currently, Egelman’s main gig is with whiskey-soaked Americana outfit Mad Mama & the Bona Fide Few, who perform on...

Biker Bar

The Lodge brings the number of beer-and-bike focused eateries in Fairfax to three. If there was any question that Fairfax is the birthplace of mountain biking, the trio of bike friendly establishments, along with the Marin Museum of Bicycling should put any lingering doubts to rest. A couple of things set the Lodge apart from the others—most importantly, the space....

Final Fight

Like many others at the end of a life of violence, the would-be demiurge Thanos has retired to the country. His new planet looks like upcountry Maui. Dissolving half of all life was a tough job, but now he’s hung up his armor to rust, a scarecrow in his vegetable garden. Thanos (played by Josh Brolin) is boiling himself...

Flashback

Twenty Years Ago When the succeed, it's despite public policy, not because of it. It's up to them to build their own futures—and our community agencies, with our support, can supply them with the tools to do it. But government funding has been evaporating for years—not only for mental health services, but for drug and alcohol treatment and for...

Horoscope

ARIES (March 21-April 19): "How prompt we are to satisfy the hunger and thirst of our bodies," wrote Henry David Thoreau. "How slow to satisfy the hunger and thirst of our souls!" Your first assignment in the coming days, Aries, is to devote yourself to quenching the hunger and thirst of your soul with the same relentless passion that...

Advice Goddess

Q: I’m a grown woman in the middle of a feud between two of my female friends. They’re both complaining to me, and I’m just responding “uh-huh” to give them the hint that I don’t want to be involved. Neither’s catching on. How do I get out of the middle of this spat without either friend feeling like I’m...
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