Hero & Zero

This week, we present a courageous hero and a frightening zero in the same item.

Last Saturday evening, according to the San Rafael Police Department, Thomas Louis Pratt Jr., of San Rafael, went into Walgreen’s on Third Street in San Rafael. He attempted to buy items with a credit card that was declined.

OK, that’s embarrassing, but just hold your head high and go on home.

Pratt, 42, had something different in mind.

Indeed, he left, but he allegedly returned right away with a loaded revolver, which he pointed it at the clerk as he pulled back the hammer, police said. Police said he then demanded the items that he had tried to buy. Pretty extreme behavior for some merch from the five and dime.

The clerk told the gunman that he couldn’t help him and requested that he leave. Pratt put the gun in his pocket and proceeded to walk around the store, allegedly stealing stuff, police said. That’s when the clerk, our humble hero who doesn’t want his name used, made his move. He called the police, gave a description of the situation and quickly ushered customers and employees out of the store to safety.

San Rafael police responded within a minute, as they were about a block away, and caught Pratt as he exited the store. They reportedly verified the clerk’s report with the store’s video surveillance.

Pratt was booked into the Marin County lockup and faces a host of charges, including armed robbery, assault with a deadly weapon/firearm, convicted felon in possession of a firearm, convicted felon in possession of ammunition, possession of a stolen firearm and felony violation of probation.

Our clerk remained cool with a loaded gun aimed at him and helped the other folks in the store stay out of harm’s way. That’s the kind of guy you want with you in an emergency. Well done, sir.

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The Walking Meh

Like the zombies it depicts, Jim Jarmusch’s The Dead Don’t Die is dead on its feet and ambles toward no clear destination. The existential nonchalance of Jarmusch’s many films (Down By Law, Only Lovers Left Alive, Patterson) harmonizes well with love stories of bemused, alienated characters. But, it doesn’t quite work with horror-show material, which seems to interest him in only a phantom limb sort of way, as in the tingle of remembering the thrill of late night movies decades ago.

“Centerville, Population 738: A real nice place”, reads the welcome sign. Fans of Zappa’s 200 Motels—this one’s for you. When Chief Cliff Robertson (Bill Murray) and officer Ronnie (Adam Driver) investigate a chicken theft, the mild-mannered pair are easily run off by the accused thief, Hermit Bob (Tom Waits), who’s living in the bushes. As they head back to the cop shop, the policemen worry about the unnatural amount of daylight and televised reports that polar fracking may knock the globe off its magnetic axis. “This isn’t going to end well,” says Ronnie.

Other signs and wonders mirror troubling disturbances in the small town, untilChief Robertson stumbles into a hole in the cemetery and discovers the dead gophering their way out of their graves.

For unknown reasons, the ensuing zombie attacks make the two cops more laconic than they already are. Officer Mindy (Chloe Sevigny), the other member of the three-cop police force, is the only one who actually expresses emotions, and she alone faces the hordes of walking dead with some degree of hysteria.

By the time the fourth wall is broken—a tacit admission that the film isn’t working—The Dead Don’t Die has regressed from puzzling, to just plain dull. Though zombies have served as a parody of hypnotized consumers for 40 years now—ever since the first Dawn of the Dead—Jarmusch can’t find new flavor in this long-standing cliche.. While the film makes some passing jokes about Trumpism, The Dead Don’t Die avoidsparodying good old American xenophobia.

The tone is like a New Yorker cartoon mocking a particularly bloody Goya painting; it’s too cozy to be grisly. Jarmusch tries his usual method of directing warm, humane actors as they negotiate a zone of vagueness and disconnectedness. It doesn’t work here, even with celebrity zombies including Selena Gomez, Carol Kane and Iggy Pop. From foreshadowing to end-game turkey shoot, it’s an exhausting movie.

‘The Dead Don’t Die” is playing in limited release.

Masked Men

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The mood was hot and apocalyptic in line at the Smith Rafael Film Center on a recent Tuesday as patrons waited for the doors to open to Rolling Thunder Revue: A Bob Dylan Story, Martin Scorsese’s Netflix documentary about the mid-’70s Dylan tour of the same name. Or, should we say, part-mockumentary?

The much-anticipated film debuted last week and the movie played at select theaters around the country for one-night stands. It’s an enjoyable romp through a shaggy, barrelhouse Dylan of the macrame mid-’70s. True to the Dylan mythos, the film is larded with entertaining reams of pure malarkey. We’ll get to that in a minute.

That night, tickets sold out and the line extended down the block as a trio of moviegoers lamented the scorching heat next to where I stood, waiting. To get with the spirit of the thing, it’s worth noting that you didn’t need a weatherman to know which way the hot winds were blowing. I tuned an ear as one of the moviegoers waved his arms into the hot air and declared, “And this will be considered a cool day 30 years from now.”

He was late middle-aged, and his comrades nodded in sad agreement at the moviegoer’s climate change–driven prognostication. The conversation continued into greater depths of end-times despair, peppered with resilience, if not defiance, in the face of what’s now being promoted as imminent global catastrophe. That was the bad news. The good news was that the theater offered the promise of air conditioning, popcorn and the Desire-era music of Bob Dylan on the big screen.

As the trio continued with their end-times lament I couldn’t help but think, Generation X outcast that I am, “You Baby Boomers should have done more about global climate change when you had the chance.” I immediately felt horribly guilty for the thought, and chalked it up to the heat, which was making everyone cranky.

At last the doors opened and everyone took their seats. The film was introduced by a Film Center staffer who noted, almost apologetically, that the movie everyone paid $13 to see would be on Netflix the next day—but we’d get the benefit of the big screen and Dolby sound, he said quickly. Did anyone feel scammed? Not by that.

The emcee asked the crowd whether anyone had been on the Rolling Thunder tour and hands shot up from every corner of the theater. Well, who wasn’t? I would have raised my hand, too, except I was in the third grade when Dylan launched his ramshackle tour in October, 1975 and was more interested in dressing up like Fonzie than fuzzy folkies bearing whiteface.

The movie is an account of the first, East Coast leg of Dylan’s U.S. tour that year and 1976 and was pegged around the release his album Desire—and after the Band had danced its last waltz for legions of fans in large stadiums the year before.

Rolling Thunder was a famously unprofitable tour, with Dylan himself driving the bus to small venues in small towns around the country, playing to nothing but the cheap seats. The tour was conceived, as Rolling Stone reported in 1975, as a sort of thank-you dished by Dylan to some of the folkies and poets who’d come up with him out of the New York folk music scene. The ground zero for that scene was a neighborhood bar in Greenwich Village called the Kettle of Fish that’s still around. The tour would continue through spring of 1976 and yielded a live album that was panned at the time by snoot-crits Robert Christgau and Janet Maslin. Like the sixties itself, they inevitably wrote, the saggy back-end of Dylan’s tour bore no resemblance to its high energy kick-off a year before. Whatevs. It’s high praise, if you ask me, to be panned by Robert Christgau.

And, it’s high praise indeed that Scorsese continued with Dylan’s penchant for larding his music and books with cheeky or cryptical gestures and tricks. If you’ve been keeping up, there’s a growing “scandal” over the amount of B.S. that’s layered into Rolling Thunder, which reminds me of a joke about academia that goes along the lines of: “Why are debates in academia so fraught and riven with anger and passion?” Punch line: “Because the stakes are so low.”

I knew there was something weird about this movie from the opening credits on, and it wasn’t just the sight of Mick Ronson onstage in his Ziggy Stardust attire, looking like the future had come to tweak the past as it gave way to disco. That was pretty funny, seeing Ronson windmilling on stage with a bunch of shaggy hippies. Ronson wasn’t some CGI phantom shoved into film—he really did tour with Dylan. As did Marin’s own Ramblin’ Jack Elliott, the recipient of some clever shade offered from Dylan regarding the formerly seafaring Elliott’s singing voice. “He should stick to making knots,” was the gist of Dylan’s crack about Elliott, who sings about knots in a few of his songs. What are you really saying, Bob? Well, the Marin crowd cheered at the mention of our local folk legend.

As I was driving back to West Marin after the screening, it was late and I started to reflect on Scorsese’s entertaining romp—and chuckled at how it was that several images, which had nothing to do with Dylan, were sort of seared into my mind.

One was of a photo of Gene Simmons that appears in the film. Why? Well, Dylan’s violinist, Scarlet Rivera, was then reportedly dating the co-founder of Kiss. That may or may not be true. What is true is that Simmons looks downright creepy. I also couldn’t stop reflecting on how Allen Ginsberg kept scratching at his sock whenever a beachside clip of him dispensing poetic ruminations came on-screen. Ginsberg was signed on to the tour at its outset but his planned poetic interludes were scrapped, due to risk of the shows going on forever.

And now for a flashback. I’m back in line outside the theater, and the man is despairing about climate change. He expresses despair over the dried-up lava tubes of Mt. Shasta that once coursed with mountain water, and everyone shakes their heads at the answer to the question, “Well, what are they going to do about the renaming of Glacier Park.” Write a song about it?

A woman chimes in with defiance that amid fears of global catastrophe, apocalyptic doom and a generalized sense that everything’s gone to hell with Trump in the White House, that she’d spent her life working in nonprofits, trying to do the right thing in the face of why bother. It’s all making sense now. Joan Baez features heavily in the film and I’ve always loved her maxim that “action is the antidote to despair.”

Later, I thought about how Baez and Dylan had come up in a world that had walked to the brink of nuclear war during the Cuban missile crisis, only to be saved from armageddon by a president, John F. Kennedy, who would himself be assassinated.

When Dylan sings of that “hard rain that’s gonna fall,” he wasn’t talking about Superstorm Sandy, but he might as well have been. I listened as the trio wondered what was in store for this planet in 12 years, as climate change–scientists have denoted that time frame as when humanity will start to reckon with global warming on a globally scary scale. The mood in line reminded me of how we’re all accountable to the mundane even as it’s falling apart all around us, and perhaps spectacularly so.

So, the temptation is to describe Rolling Thunder as patient zero to highlight a post-sixties counterculture that had become insular, shabby, indulgent, paranoid and wasted—and had abandoned social justice for it’s time to get mine. There’s an even greater temptation, which I’ve been resisting mightily, to say that Rolling Thunder is a great music documentary, except for the music.

But I happen to be a big fan of Desire, with its swooning dirges and gypsy feel driven by Rivera’s sinewy violin playing. Here’s Dylan drinking “One More Cup of Coffee,” and here he is again writing about the framing of boxer Rubin Carter for murder. He’s got a dirgey blues about mobster Joey Gallo, and a song called “Isis” that isn’t about the beheading terrorists but rather the goddess of the same name.

Still, I left the theater with a funny feeling. Something didn’t add up about the movie. A few things, actually. Turns out I was on to something.

Let’s start with this: Scorsese leans on interviews with Sharon Stone, who recalls her time on the tour after she and her mother met Dylan. The connective tissue that weaves the web together is a Kiss shirt that Stone was allegedly wearing when Dylan met her and her mom. Turns out none of that’s true.

It goes on from there: The bitchy filmmaker identified as Stefan Van Dorp, is actually Bette Midler’s husband. U.S. Rep. Jack Tanner makes an appearance, a tip-off that something is not quite what it seems. Tanner was a fictional creation of HBO in 1988. And, did Scarlet Rivera really date Gene Simmons and did Dylan really go see Kiss in Queens with her, as he claims? Probably not.

I got home after midnight and Rolling Thunder was already up on Netflix, but I didn’t feel like I’d been scammed into buying a ticket, especially since someone else bought it for me. Cool, I thought, I’ll take another spin over the weekend while I’m writing and maybe I’ll have something interesting to add to the discussion. Then the stories started to pop on Variety and other entertainment hot-sheets. Stone was never on the Rolling Thunder tour. Von Dorp, who claims to have shot most of the footage that would ultimately comprise Rolling Thunder, was an actor who never shot anything.

All told, it’s now been reported that Scorsese included about 10 minutes of pure trickster fun in Rolling Thunder, much to the indignant chagrin of film critics like Owen Gleiberman over at Variety who felt betrayed, lied to, and embarrassed for falling for the Scorsese-Dylan ruse.

Dylan’s legendary for his trickster posturing. In the very short time he appears onscreen as a 77-year-old, he props up the Scorsese pranks by failing to shoot them down, and for offering a key aphorism about how nobody tells the truth unless they’re wearing a mask. Stone relates to the interviewer that Dylan told her that he wrote “Just Like A Woman,” in her adolescent honor—with its “breaks just like a little girl” lyric. Stone believed him until someone pointed out to her, she claims, that Dylan had written the song 10 years earlier. Stone’s retelling of Dylan’s lie is so convincing, you’d never stop to think whether the source of the lie was itself, a lie. Which it was.

The built-in pranks raise their own question: What is the suppressed history, that the bullshit should arise? More to the point, why make up a story about Stone when you could talk about folk-singer Phil Ochs?

Ochs was a traveler in New York’s coffeehouse folk scene that gave the world Dylan. Known for his humor, political activism and prolific output as a rousing singer-songwriter of the era, Ochs was also a deeply troubled man who struggled with addiction and depression. I read somewhere that Ochs cooked up the gypsy-carnival conceit of the Rolling Thunder tour with Dylan a couple of years before it launched, but wasn’t invited to the tour.

In the oft-repeated retelling, Ochs was so depressed at the slight that he killed himself. And it’s true that Ochs committed suicide, in April 1976. Some have laid his death at Dylan’s breast—all he would have had to do was bring him on the tour!—but that’s a simplistic, if convenient rewrite.

Ochs’ struggles are vaguely alluded to in an expansive Rolling Stone piece written by Ratso Sloman as the tour kicked off. I’d have liked to see Dylan say something about Ochs—but, really what’s left to say? There’s nothing left from this tour, no legacy, no afterglow—nothing to grab hold on to. That’s not me talking, that’s Bob. There’s nothing left, Dylan croaks at the end of the movie, but dust.

Horoscope

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Orfield Laboratories is an architectural company that designs rooms for ultimate comfort. They sculpt the acoustic environment so that sounds are soft, clear, and pleasant to the human ear. They ensure that the temperature is just right and the air quality is always fresh. At night the artificial light is gentle on the eyes, and by day the sunlight is rejuvenating. In the coming weeks, I’d love for you to be in places like this on a regular basis. According to my analysis of the astrological rhythms, it’s recharging time for you. You need and deserve an abundance of cozy relaxation.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I hope that, during the next four weeks, you’ll make plans to expedite and deepen your education. You’ll be able to make dramatic progress in figuring out what will be most important for you to learn in the next three years. We all have pockets of ignorance about how we understand reality, and now is an excellent time for you to identify what your pockets are and to begin illuminating them. Every one of us lacks some key training or knowledge that could help us fulfill our noblest dreams, and now’s a favorable time for you to address that issue.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In the next four weeks, you’re not likely to win the biggest prize or tame the fiercest monster or wield the greatest power. However, you could very well earn a second- or third-best honor. I won’t be surprised if you claim a decent prize or outsmart a somewhat menacing dragon or gain an interesting new kind of clout. Oddly enough, this less-than-supreme accomplishment may be exactly right for you. The lower levels of pressure and responsibility will keep you sane and healthy. The stress of your moderate success will be very manageable. So give thanks for this just-right blessing!

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Some traditional astrologers believe solar eclipses are sour omens. They theorize that when the Moon perfectly covers the Sun, as it will on July 2, a metaphorical shadow will pass across some part of our lives, perhaps triggering crises. I don’t agree with that gloomy assessment. I consider a solar eclipse to be a harbinger of grace and slack and freedom. In my view, the time before and after this cosmic event might resemble what the workplace is like when the boss is out of town. Or it may be a sign that your inner critic is going to shut up and leave you alone for a while. Or you could suddenly find that you can access the willpower and ingenuity you need so as to change something about your life that you’ve been wanting to change. So I advise you to start planning now to take advantage of the upcoming blessings of the eclipse.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): What are you doing with the fertility and creativity that have been sweeping through your life during the first six months of 2019? Are you witheringly idealistic, caught up in perfectionistic detail as you cautiously follow outmoded rules about how to make best use of that fertility and creativity? Or are you being expansively pragmatic, wielding your lively imagination to harness that fertility and creativity to generate transformations that will improve your life forever?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Mythologist Joseph Campbell said that heroes are those who give their lives to something bigger than themselves. That’s never an easy assignment for anyone, but right now it’s less difficult for you than ever before. As you prepare for the joyous ordeal, I urge you to shed the expectation that it will require you to make a burdensome sacrifice. Instead, picture the process as involving the loss of a small pleasure that paves the way for a greater pleasure. Imagine you will finally be able to give a giant gift you’ve been bursting to express.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In 1903, the Wright Brothers put wings on a heavy machine and got the contraption to fly up off the ground for 59 seconds. No one had ever done such a thing. Sixty-six years later, American astronauts succeeded at an equally momentous feat. They piloted a craft that departed from the Earth and landed on the surface of the moon. The first motorcycle was another quantum leap in humans’ ability to travel. Two German inventors created the first one in 1885. But it took 120 years before any person did a back-flip while riding a motorcycle. If I had to compare your next potential breakthrough to one or the other of these marvelous accomplishments, I’d say it’ll be more metaphorically similar to a motorcycle flip than the moon landing. It may not be crucial to the evolution of the human race, but it’ll be impressive—and a testament to your hard work.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the year 37 AD, Saul of Tarsus was traveling by foot from Jerusalem to Damascus, Syria. He was on a mission to find and arrest devotees of Jesus, then bring them back to Jerusalem to be punished. Saul’s plans got waylaid, however—or so the story goes. A “light from heaven” knocked him down, turned him blind, and spoke to him in the voice of Jesus. Three days later, Saul’s blindness was healed and he pledged himself to forevermore be one of those devotees of Jesus he had previously persecuted. I don’t expect a transformation quite so spectacular for you in the coming weeks, Scorpio. But I do suspect you will change your mind about an important issue, and consider making a fundamental edit of your belief system.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You could be a disorienting or even disruptive influence to some people. You may also have healing and inspirational effects. And yes, both of those statements are true. You should probably warn your allies that you might become almost unbearably interesting. Let them know you could change their minds and disprove their theories. But also tell them that if they remain open to your rowdy grace and boisterous poise, you might provide them with curative stimulation they didn’t even know they needed.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Some children are repelled by the taste of broccoli. Food researchers at the McDonald’s restaurant chain decided to address the problem. In an effort to render this ultra-healthy vegetable more palatable, they concocted a version that tasted like bubble gum. Kids didn’t like it, though. It confused them. But you have to give credit to the food researchers for thinking inventively. I encourage you to get equally creative, even a bit wacky or odd, in your efforts to solve a knotty dilemma. Allow your brainstorms to be playful and experimental.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Spank yourself for me, please. Ten sound swats ought to do it. According to my astrological assessments, that will be sufficient to rein yourself in from the possibility of committing excesses and extravagance. By enacting this humorous yet serious ritual, you will set in motion corrective forces that tweak your unconscious mind in just the right way so as to prevent you from getting too much of a good thing; you will avoid asking for too much or venturing too far. Instead, you will be content with, and grateful for, the exact bounty you’ve gathered in recent weeks.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your inspiration for the coming weeks is a poem by Piscean poet Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. It begins like this: “The holiest of all holidays are those / Kept by ourselves in silence and apart; / The secret anniversaries of the heart, / When the full river of feeling overflows.” In accordance with astrological omens, Pisces, I invite you to create your own secret holiday of the heart, which you will celebrate at this time of year for the rest of your long life. Be imaginative and full of deep feelings as you dream up the marvelous reasons why you will observe this sacred anniversary. Design special rituals you will perform to rouse your gratitude for the miracle of your destiny.

Life of Brine

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I never thought I’d be the kind of person who eats sauerkraut straight out of the jar. Post apocalypse, maybe. But outside of that scenario, who eats sauerkraut that way?

Sure, Iwelcome a little pickled cabbage into my life, now and then. Who doesn’t?

But last year an astonishing encounter with a popup deli—Great Scott, the chef is grilling the sauerkraut before grilling the Reuben!—inspired a trip to the store for some “authentic” German sauerkraut, to try grilling my own. And I’ve got say, alongside a kielbasa-style veggie sausage and mashed potatoes, it does seem like the right kind of condiment.

But I was surprised when I began to see locally made sauerkraut featured prominently in the fresh deli case at the supermarket. That all changed one day at the California Artisan Cheese Festival, where local purveyors not purveying cheese included products from Sonoma Brinery. Specifically, they offered a taste of their latest product, escabeche, and I took a bite. That crunch, in my mind, echoed throughout Grace Pavilion. Then, I tried the new dill pickle spears. I became woke to the brine.

Escabeche, as it’s experienced hereabouts, is a mix of pickled carrots, onions and jalapeños, and is commonly served in Mexican restaurants and found in the canned food aisles of grocery stores. I like pickled jalapeños, and even serranos when I feel like bringing on the heat, but this was something different. What was it that made it more…alive?

After tracking down a carton of Sonoma Brinery’s escabeche in Oliver’s Market—I’m just noting this because it’s hard to find elsewhere—I confirmed that I love the taste, but I disagreed with the thin-sliced style. I’d prefer quartered spears of jalapeño, like the pickles. Could I make my own? Consulting the oracle of the internet, the answer was, “Yes.”

 Pickling peppers the natural way, by fermentation, is said to be as easy as adding salty water, and waiting a few days. Could it really be that easy? My first batch turned out crunchy and tasty. My second batch, with radishes added, turned bright pink. Was it the radishes, or had something gone awry? 

You can’t believe everything you read on the internet, so I made an appointment with David Ehreth, president and managing partner at Sonoma Brinery, to get the scoop. Ehreth started the company in his garage in 2004 as sort of a retirement project after a career as a telecom executive in Petaluma’s “Telecom Valley,” a phrase he says he helped coin. Today, he doesn’t look much retired—he’s in the middle of a meeting with his sales manager, plus half a dozen other things, in a good sized commercial building in Healdsburg.

Ehreth says his was one of the first serious brineries on the scene, predating Santa Rosa’s Wildbrine and Farmhouse Culture of Santa Cruz.

“We were the first guy to show up with a live cultured, fermented pickle,” says Ehreth. “And in our other hand, a live cultured sauerkraut.”

They’re all competitors of sorts, but each specializes in different products. Ehreth explains that at first he aimed for a niche that didn’t compete with existing products in the stores he was pitching.

“I’m here to make your pickle sales increase,” he’d say, “not simply replace an existing product.”

Existing products include pickles and other vegetables are processed using either vinegar or heat-treated after fermentation.

So what is fermentation, if it’s not the kind that produces alcohol, like wine or beer?

“If I can go nerd on you for a moment,” Ehreth warns, before diving into a synopsis about the lactobacillus bacteria that exist on the surface of all fresh vegetables. “You can’t remove them by washing.” What’s more, they immediately begin to feed and reproduce—but not in a bad way, unless they’re a bad actor, he insists

“Those bacteria will really stake out their turf,” says Ehreth. “They’re very territorial. They go to war with each other.” The incredible part of it is that the four horsemen of the food industry—listeria, E. Coli, botulinum, and salmonella—are on lactobacilli’s hit list. None survive. Five bacteria enter—one bacterium leaves.

Quoting the Food and Drug Administration, Ehreth states, “There has been no documented transmission of pathogens by fermented vegetables.”

The problem with my pink batch of pickled peppers, Ehreth suggests, may have been wild yeast getting a toehold—red is a sign of yeast.

“When you buy Sonoma Brinery,” he says, “you are buying a level of expertise.”

Pickles don’t have to be translucent and soggy, like some home-fermented pickles I’ve graciously accepted but never finished eating, or store-bought pickles that are pickled in vinegar.

“You need surplus to make vinegar,” Ehreth explains, recounting the demise of fresh pickling. Before World War II, vinegar was made from comparatively precious products like wine and apple cider. After the war, there was an abundance of nitrogen fertilizer on hand. Armed with this, farmers created a surplus of corn and grains, and one of the things you can do with grain is make cheap, distilled white vinegar. Producers said, “Look at this, we don’t have to ferment.” 

Vinegar works very fast—fermentation at Sonoma Brinery takes 8–15 days.

The other difference is that almost all jalapeño products are heat processed, says Ehreth, and there’s no way you can heat treat and not adversely affect the texture of a jalapeño.

The escabeche was the one product he didn’t create. They had launched their curtido, a Central-American style sauerkraut, and had some jalapeños around, so production manager Mayra Madrigal tried a batch of escabeche.

“It was so good it made my head explode,” says Ehreth.

Sonoma Brinery sources conventionally farmed pickling cucumbers, according to Ehreth, because the organic kind are unicorns—the nation’s largest pickle buyer buys conventional pickles for its burgers, so there isn’t much incentive for growers to go organic until so goes Mickey D’s.

In his spartan kitchen and office, Rick Goldberg of Wildbrine is finishing up a test project, scooping batter from a mixing bowl. On one counter, an earthenware crock is burping slowly with another new project. But while Goldberg’s office, which he shares with business partner Chris Glab, has the feel of a startup, it’s one of the nation’s largest fermented food startups to date.

Outside, employees whiz by, riding on electric pallet jacks, moving half-ton bins of plastic-wrapped product on shipping pallets to and fro. It’s a much larger operation than Sonoma Brinery, although the building is shared with HenHouse Brewing and another company.

This isn’t Goldberg’s first food venture.

“I was retired,” says Goldberg. “I wasn’t looking to go back to work.”

Previously, he and Glab turned a bagel-and-cream cheese wholesale business to food trucks into a multi-million dollar cheese spread and salsa business (remember Sonoma Salsa?), selling it to a larger company in 2006, which later was absorbed by yet another company.

Goldberg volunteered at the Ceres Community Project in Sebastopol, which brings wholesome meals to people facing serious illnesses, with the help of high school students. There, he learned about the health benefits of probiotic, fermented foods, and began packaging fermented foods as a “one or two day a week thing,” to sell in a few local stores. It’d be a little project for his retirement, and make a few bucks for Ceres.

Eight years later, Wildbrine is hand-chopping and machine-chopping through some 5 million pounds of organic cabbage a year, distributing it throughout the U.S., Canada and Japan, and, according to Goldberg, it is the biggest selling brand in its category according to market data that doesn’t include Whole Foods—although they certainly have a big presence there.

“When I grew up, we were always out playing in the dirt,” Goldberg says, musing about the bugs in our biota. “We had our hands dirty, and then we’d grab a sandwich. I think we over-sanitized our gut, and realized we had made a mistake.”

That being said, Wildbrine follows an exacting protocol of sanitation for employees and visitors: I must don a beard net, hair net, plus booties for my shoes, and a smock in order to tour kraut factory.

At 10:30am, there’s already a full sheet of batches logged and tested. They’ll pack 35,000 pounds of kimchi today, all of it weighed by hand and adjusted by employees with contents from a half-ton bin filled with something that looks like spilled pizza. It’s amazing that this spicy mix contains no tomatoes.

Wildbrine’s newest products use surplus cabbage leaves from their kimchi and sauerkraut process, but the culture is fermented with cashew nuts to make a simulacrum of Brie cheese and butter. The result is darker than brie, with a texture akin to halvah, but the bloomy rind is spot-on in aroma. The butter is kind of in between hummus and foie gras—it would go well on a bagel.

Wild West Ferments also has its origins in health concerns. Around the time that co-founders Maggie Levinger and Luke Regalbuto met while attending Humboldt State University, Levinger’s mother was diagnosed with colon cancer, spurring their interest in intestinal health and probiotic foods.

After college, the couple traveled in Eastern Europe and Latin America, experiencing fermented foods like smreka in Bosnia and kisli kupis in Romania, while working in organic farms through the WOOF program. They began fermenting foods in the kitchen of an Inverness restaurant, and sold their products at farmers markets. Four years ago, they took it up a notch.

Behind a shuttered storefront in Petaluma, formerly a French restaurant, Regalbuto and three workers are grating cabbage and carrots to make “24 Carrot Gold,” a carrot-heavy sauerkraut. Wild West is a decidedly more small-scale outfit than the others, but they’ve got their niche—and this is the first brinery visit where I can smell some real brine, from my first step through the door.

Regalbuto shows me to the fermentation room, which must have formerly been the dining room—the faux-textured paint job does lend the scene an Old World feel, and it’s filled with brown, earthenware crocks imported from Germany. Is that a burp I just heard? Yes, Regalbuto says, the fermentations are burping away through a seal of water on the jar lids. They’re a pain to maintain, he says, but it’s worth it.

“Now, the others won’t like me talking about this,” says Regalbuto, before explaining that he feels that plastic may not be the ideal medium in which to ferment raw foods. But to each his own.

Selling at farmers markets in San Rafael and Point Reyes Station, Wild West just recently got back into the new regime at Whole Foods, requiring a big jump in production from this small business, which ferments for six weeks—a bit longer than the others.

Waving his hand like a stadium fan, Regalbuto describes the arc of flavors and competing microbes that rise, then fall, in epochs during fermentation—it’s kind of like naturally fermented wine.

Each of these brineries have their own repertoire, whether heavy on the radish, like Wild West, or spicy with the kimchi, like Wildrine. The signature sauerkraut is the telling one—Wild West’s is more finely chopped, herbal and floral than others, highlighting coriander spice, while Wildbrine’s is coarse and juicy, with a garlicky aftertaste.

Maybe it’s all about the different recipes, and the sourcing of produce. But also, like Goldberg told me toward the end of my visit  at Wildbrine, “It’s really a piece of magic, it’s not just science.” Y

Worlds of Art

For North Bay art lovers, Marin County is a hive of creativity that boasts artists of all disciplines making their home locally while thinking globally in their work. This week, more than a dozen art shows are putting Marin’s full range of artistic perspectives on display, and two in particular aim to introduce audiences to new worlds of art.

Opening at the MarinMOCA on June 15, Novato’s natural landscape takes on magical properties through the lens of photographer Alun Wyld in his solo exhibit, “The In-Between.”

“I’m what you consider an animist,” says Wyld. “I believe in energy existing in anything; rocks, streams, you name it.”

With that mindset, Wyld captures the realm between physicality and spirituality in his landscape and nature photography. All of the works in the upcoming show were photographed earlier this year at various nature preserves and parks in and around Novato. With minimal photo editing, Wyld blurs the lines between what he calls the magic and the mundane.

“In the natural world, all is magical and all is mundane simultaneously,” he says. “Anyone who lives close to the Earth know of sights in the natural landscape that seem to stand apart as distinct as their surroundings.”

By seeking to show the thin veil that exists between what is seen and what can be experienced in nature, the photography in Wyld’s new show appear to shimmer and move with a mystical air of energy, as seemingly indistinct tree branches and streams take on new dimensions within the context of Wyld’s animism.

Born in Northern California, but raised in England from a young age, Wyld spent his formative years exploring the countryside and daydreaming about the Arthurian legends and other fairy tales he grew up reading.

“Some of the feelings in this show comes from me being in the woods in that little village in England,” he says. “It’s been carried with me forever.”

After receiving formal training in the ‘70s, Wyld worked in architectural photography and the like until he lost interest and took up bicycle racing for many years.

“About three years ago, I received the passion to start over again in photography, and I’m much better now than I ever was,” laughs Wyld.

Now an artist member of MarinMOCA, Wyld opens his show in conjunction with two other exhibits at MarinMOCA, “Content Matters,” featuring works from over 40 artists, and “Ron Collins: Selections from his Collection,” displaying art from the North Bay philanthropist’s personal gallery of collected works.

In San Rafael, a completely different world of art opens on June 15 at the Dominican University Alemany Gallery with the new group installation, “Timeless Themes of the Persian Perspective.”

Curated by and featuring art from Marin Open Studios president of the board Shiva Pakdel, the show celebrates the cultural side of Iran and focuses on its distinctive art and imagery from the past and present.  Featuring over 40 works, the show is a compelling demonstration of the scope and range of Persian art and artists that transcend ideological and cultural borders.

Born and raised in Iran, Pakdel moved to the US at 17 to study commercial art and art history.

“I’ve always felt that Iran is so rich in art, and the conversation has always lacked in covering the arts of Iran,” says Pakdel, who is also the curator for the Madrigal Artist Series at Madrigal Family Winery Tasting Salon & Gallery in Sausalito.

Pakdel notes that most conversations about Iran turn negative, especially when she first moved to the U.S. “Because of my accent, I always get the question about my background,” she says. “Either people immediately switch to the political and they sort of step back, or people immediately open up and think of the culture and history of Persia and they like me. That’s my experience, but it used to make me hesitant to say anything.”

With the opening of “Timeless Themes of the Persian Perspective,” Pakdel is looking to bolster that cultural conversation by highlighting both classic and contemporary movements in Iranian art.

“This show is many years in the making,” says Pakdel. In addition to her own works, Pakdel is displaying pieces from Iranian-born and Marin-based painter Jaleh Etemad, former Tiburon artist laureate, and others from the Bay Area to Iran.

“For my own personal experience, every time I have a Persian-themed show, and this is by far the largest one I’ve done yet, people always enjoy it because it is so far from the usual,” she says. “Art is art, but if people want to see something completely different, this is the show to do it.”

‘The In-Between’ runs Jun 15-Aug 4 at MarinMOCA (500 Palm Dr. Novato, 415.506.0137) and ‘Timeless Themes of the Persian Perspective’ runs June 15-Sept 6 at Dominican University (50 Acacia Ave., San Rafael, 415.485.3251) Both shows open with an artist reception on Saturday, June 15. 5pm. For details on these and other art openings this week in Marin, see calendar, pg 24.

The Barrel Baron

Brendan Moylan’s love of beer and brewing began when he split his first six pack of Coors with friend Dan Mahoney, a few years before they were of age. “We had a pretty good time,” he says with a laugh. 

As a young adult, his passion for beer evolved into his vocation. Over the past 30 years, his love of beer produced a number of beloved Marin County brands and destinations—Marin County Brewing Co. (Larkspur), Moylan’s Distilling Co (Petaluma) and Moylan’s Brewing Co. (Novato).

This proud Irish-American’s upbringing shaped his vision for the Moylan brand. 

“I always enjoyed beer. My father enjoyed beer. Watching him enjoy beer, but [knowing] it’s not for the kids, that taboo plants a seed in your head. You think, ‘Someday I’ll be able to have that.’”  

At 18 he earned the role as a beer buyer. How can an underage kid professionally buy beer? “I knew what I was doing. I had enthusiasm for it. That was in the late 70s when imported beers were really kicking…That was the first phase of, ‘Hey, there’s more to beer than Bud, Coors, Miller.’ There’s character. There’s taste.”

After earning an accounting degree at St. Mary’s College, Moylan began pursuing his passion. “I started home brewing when I was 22. Just after I got out of college. It was just one of those things I kind of wanted to do.”  

He started by hanging out at a nearby homebrew shop where he bought the ingredients to make his first batch. Naturally, there was a learning curve. He admits, “I screwed up the first couple batches before I started making good beers.”

The first batch of beer he brewed at home was the Whale Pale Ale series featuring Killer Whale Ale, Blue Whale Ale, Humpback Whale Ale and the like. His wife even made labels for them. In fact, he takes great pride in knowing the family name will carry on through Moylan’s. He also honors members of his family by naming beers after them. 

Chelsea Moylan’s Porter is named after his daughter and Danny’s Irish Red is named after his uncle (aka “Big” Dan Healy), a bagpiper married to his paternal Aunt Josephine. He actually played on Moylan’s opening day. “Like any good Irish business, going in and going out, you need bagpipes,” Moylan says.  

Moylan draws inspiration from an iconic San Francisco establishment: Anchor Brewing. He marvels, “Fritz Maytag took over the facility in the 60s and built a shrine, that brewery is gorgeous, so first class. God Bless him. Incredibly so. I knew I couldn’t repeat what they did…But I could make beer as a good.” 

Indeed. Moylans’s brews have won more than 100 gold medals. Each year, the two breweries make 100 different beers; 20 are brand new beers and the other 80 are staples. 

“We were very early on in the craft beer movement. We got a head start on it and we just keep making new things. That’s the fun of it. There’s so many breweries making so many fun things and we share them.” His brewmasters are vital collaborators and clever creators when it comes to keeping flavors fresh.

“There is a lot of art in the process. Our brewers are really challenged like no tomorrow. He’s making 50 different beers this year and 10 of them are brand new. That’s not an easy assignment…My two brewmasters, Derek Smith in Moylan’s and Arne Johnson in Marin Brewing Co., both incredibly talented individuals.” 

Like craft brewing, Moylan got into microdistilling early, too. He opened his Petaluma distillery 15 years ago.  

“We make 300-400 cases a year, but you can tell by the medals we’re winning that we’re putting a lot of effort into what little we have…the one thing we’re doing different than other craft distilleries is we’re patient. We have older whiskies before we bottle them. It costs more, it doesn’t make the business profitable, but we’re building that foundation, we’re building that reputation and that’s really important for us.” Y

Shaft’s Big Burn

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Shaft is supposed to be about a black private dick, not a shtick about his privates. This catastrophicreboot insists that we won’t know NYC detective John Shaft is a bad m.f. unless he talks about his dick every six seconds. 

Barbershop excepted, director Tim Story has never made anything like a good movie. He’s studied the inside of Kevin Hart’s howling mouth in two Ride Along pictures (the third is due presently), and helmed two dismal Fantastic Four opuses (2005, 2007). Here he’s re-rebooting a super-detective franchise of the 1970s starring the imposing Richard Roundtree, successfully redone by the late John Singleton in 2000 with Samuel L. Jackson in the lead. Detective movies take care of themselves; Jackson tooling around listening to sweet soul music in a big Chrysler is almost a movie on its own. Instead, this is a lot of awkward bonding: the old detective getting his son to nut up and be macho.

The imam of a sinister Harlem mosque may be responsible for the OD of a friend of Shaft’s estranged son. Son JJ (Jessie Usher) is a plaid-wearing Urkel, an FBI data analyst, the kind of Ivy Leaguer who has a pair of crossed lacrosse sticks over his bed.

Story’s direction has the rhythms of bad TV, those shows that presume you’re distracted—the plot beats explained as if by PowerPoint presentation, underscoring clues you couldn’t miss if you were three-quarters drunk and playing around with the dog on the couch. The easily solved mystery unfolds in textureless cityscapes.  

Apart from JJ’s girlfriend Sasha (Alexandra Shipp) and mom (the great Regina Hall of Support the Girls) Shaft is a movie where the women are either strippers or club girls.

Samuel L. Jackson is entitled to every dollar he can get. The hardest working and best paid movie star alive withstands moments like his fatherly advice to JJ about how to deal with Sasha: “Tear that ass up.” He’ll survive. Whether this kind of banal sadism is the best use of his ever-dwindling time is another matter.

‘Shaft opens Friday, June 14, in wide release.

I Can’t Go There

BTom Gogola used great fortitude in maintaining objectivity as he described the tightrope straddled by Republican Fred Schein in a substantial article “Log Cabin Fervor”  (May 29, 2019) Earlier, Schein admits, “it is lonely being a Gay Republican.”

Curiosity held my attention as I try to understand the seeming contradiction. Humm. Schein touched on Republican supported economic needs of small business and boasts of Young Republicans; college students at Berkeley, Davis and Sonoma State, saying: “they can shoot.”

I read with a nondiscrimination effort the difference between Democrats and Republicans while I process the current strangeness of our country in the hands of a showman. I appreciate that we should all be treated equal and Schein’s effort is heartfelt, but I cannot cross the party chasm.

Penny Hansen
Novato

More to See

I like downtown Novato, too (“Civic Cutie,” May 29, 2019). Check out the new Open Cures at 823 B Grant and the Friends of the Marin County Free Library’s Book Place at 1608 Grant Avenue.

Diane Rosenberger
Via PacificSun.com

Stop it, Please

I read in the SF Chronicle the Trump Administration plans to allow medical staff in the nation to deny treatment to lesbians, gays, bisexual or transgender patients because of religious or moral beliefs held by the health care workers; thus allowing doctors, nurses, ambulance drivers, emergency medical technicians, even receptionists to deny care. I thought of my late wonderful lesbian cousin, Denise, who lived in a rural county whose only hospital was religious based, and I wonder if they would have helped her with her ovarian cancer.

So, I turned immediately to Stevie Wonder vinyl and his 1976 “Songs in the Key of Life,”’ put on side one, cut one and listened to:

“Good morn or evening fiends

Here’s your friendly announcer

I have serious news to pass on to every-body

Could mean the world’s disaster

Could change your joy laughter to tears and pain.

“It’s that

Love’s in need of love today

Don’t delay

Send yours in right away

Hate’s goin’ round

Breaking many hearts

Stop it please

Before it’s gone too far.”

That’s only the first few bars in this remarkable song and album. One wonders how cruel Trump and his staff are willing to go—my bad, we’ve already seen that in their taking babies from refugee parents while sending the parents back to Central America and keeping their children here in cages.

Robert D. Bock
San Rafael 

The Path

West Marin writer and mentor Anne Cushman has been a staple of the North Bay mindfulness community for 30 years, primarily as a member of the Teachers’ Council at Spirit Rock Meditation Center in Woodcare, and as a private yoga and meditation teacher and mentor for other educators.

She’s also one of the most established voices in the meditation community as a former longtime editor for Yoga Journal and other publications; and as an author, publishing guides and novels such as From Here to Nirvana (1998) and Enlightenment for Idiots (2008).

“My life took root here,” says Cushman, who moved to Marin in 1989. “It seems to be the epicenter of so many things I am interested in. I have a strong community and work that I love.”

For the last two decades, Cushman has also been a mother, and that part of her life is illuminated in her newly published memoir, The Mama Sutra, which Cushman reads from on Saturday, June 15, at Book Passage in Corte Madera.

“Motherhood is like meditation and yoga in that it brings us into an immediate and visceral connection with the most mysterious aspects of human life,” says Cushman. “And it’s also very common, a fundamental human experience that is so ordinary and so mysterious at the same time.”

Her book chronicles a path of motherhood that is filled with both love and loss, from Cushman’s first pregnancy and her daughter’s tragic stillbirth, to the birth of her son and the challenges and gifts of his developmental differences.

The stories told in The Mama Sutra were culled from years of note taking and journaling about motherhood that Cushman began writing early on.

“When I got pregnant, it occurred to me that the journey into and through motherhood could be considered a kind of pilgrimage,” says Cushman. “And as a writer, I thought I would take notes on that journey just as when I traveled.”

By using details from specific conversations and events that took place over Cushman’s journey of motherhood..

“I think it’s struck a chord with women in terms of honoring the full range of experience that happens as a mother,” says Cushman. “And looking at it as a path of transformation in a conscious way.”

Anne Cushman reads and appears in conversation with Mariana Caplan on Saturday, June 15, at Book Passage, 51 Tamal Vista Blvd., Corte Madera. 11am. Free. 415.927.0960.

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For North Bay art lovers, Marin County is a hive of creativity that boasts artists of all disciplines making their home locally while thinking globally in their work. This week, more than a dozen art shows are putting Marin’s full range of artistic perspectives on display, and two in particular aim to introduce audiences to new worlds of art. Opening...

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Shaft’s Big Burn

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I Can’t Go There

BTom Gogola used great fortitude in maintaining objectivity as he described the tightrope straddled by Republican Fred Schein in a substantial article “Log Cabin Fervor”  (May 29, 2019) Earlier, Schein admits, “it is lonely being a Gay Republican.” Curiosity held my attention as I try to understand the seeming contradiction. Humm. Schein touched on Republican supported economic needs of small...

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