Get Lit

I’ve written a few drunk scenes—pretty much any action in my novel Quantum Deadline is preceded by a bout of booze. For that matter, I’ve written while drunk and might have even accidentally written literature once or twice but the combo of these efforts is weak sauce next to the depictions of drinking in literature by my forebears. Some intoxicating examples are included in this brilliant sampling culled from A Short History of Drunkenness in the Guardian. My favorite from this lot is Lord Byron’s:

“Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogethery, then inarticulate, and then drunk.”

First off, why aren’t we using the term “altogethery?” And, second—damn, do I miss the kind of writerly roundtables Byron recounts. I seem to recall that some days at Aram’s Cafe in Petaluma were downright Algonquin but I might be looking back with rosé-tinted glasses in lieu of hindsight. Regardless, I’ve been daydreaming about ginning up my own private press club to be fueled by booze, banter and bylines. Who’s in?

I admit this is a bit sentimental for my usual temperament. As I’ve written before, I’m more of a lone wolf hip to hang in a lone-wolf pack and vacillate between being the alpha and omega dog. But people can change, right? Especially if there’s alcohol involved. And drinking and literature is almost as good as drinking in literature, which is the logical next step. If anyone can remember anything worth recounting. As Byron summed up the end of one of his epic evenings:

“I carried away much wine, and the wine had previously carried away my memory; so that all was hiccup and happiness for the last hour or so, and I am not impregnated with any of the conversation.”

Cheers to that, mate.

The Backstory of the Burger

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From the dawn of the Baby Boomer right up until today, there has always been a hamburger on the American menu.

It’s the go-to casual lunch item. It’s an easy-eatin’, patio-dining staple. Anybody can make one and every menu offers one. Nobody doesn’t like a hamburger, it seems—at least until the meat-free lifestyle became a thing. Since the launch of McDonald’s and Burger King in the 1950s there have been hamburger joints all over the planet. McDonald’s sells 75 hamburgers per second, according to a Parade magazine article published six years ago (which means that number has probably quintupled by now). Ergo the hamburger is a big, big deal.

If you just dropped in from Mars and want a big, juicy, classic burger, almost any restaurant in Marin County will comply.

Theresa and Johnny’s Comfort Food in downtown San Rafael includes hamburgers among its lunch offerings. Perry’s, a small Bay Area chain with a location in Larkspur, has a specialty burger, and, if you’re feeling fancy, the Buckeye Roadhouse, an 83-year-old Mill Valley institution, serves up a specialty wood-grilled Wagyu burger at dinnertime.

It’s as simple as serving a grilled patty of ground beef on a bun with tomato, lettuce, onions, pickles and condiments that include ketchup, mayo and mustard. So popular is the entire concept of the hamburger that the 21st century of diversity dining has even spawned a vegetarian doppelgänger called the Impossible Burger. In retrospect it seems inevitable that those desiring a burger, but without the meat, would devise a way to turn soy protein into something to satisfy that craving. That the hamburger is a popular, ubiquitous item on mainstream menus and on many home dining tables cannot be questioned.

So where did burgers come from, and why do we love them so much?

The first question leads into the murky zone of meta-history, which lies very close to urban mythology and fake news. Let’s see if we can trace origins through the name itself. No, there isn’t ham in a hamburger. Yes, there is a town in Northern Germany named Hamburg, where people have loved meat in many forms for a long time.

In the 18th century there was something called the Hamburg steak, made from minced beef, mixed with some seasonings and formed into patties, served with onions and capers. The Hamburg steak might trace its ancestry to Genghis Khan and his buddies who invaded Russia and introduced minced meat, a version of steak tartare, to what is now Germany. Hamburg was one of those port towns doing a brisk trade with Russia and steak tartare quickly morphed into the Hamburg steak.

Sounds close, right? But someone had to finish the equation. That someone might have been a German immigrant, arriving in New York and opening a restaurant. Doing what they knew best, they might have started offering Hamburg steaks on their menu (sort of a German cousin to the very similar Salisbury steak, which many might recall from the old-school, foil-wrapped, 20th-century TV dinner). The Salisbury steak also involved minced or ground beef but included gravy. There is no gravy on a Hamburg steak.

As early as 1876, Delmonico’s in New York offered a Hamburg steak on its menu. The Boston Cooking School Cookbook, published in 1844, included a recipe for Broiled Meat Cakes, which involved chopping lean, raw beef into a fine mince, shaping it into small flat cakes and broiling it. What was lacking was the bun, allowing a person to easily eat the meat patty while standing, walking or picnicking on their lunch break and later, in a car.

Once liberated from its original identity issue—trying to be a steak—the hamburger came into its own as a ground beef patty, usually fried or grilled into submission, placed between toasted halves of a bun and consumed with French fries or onion rings. (Okay, and/or potato chips.)

The Bilby Family of Tulsa, Oklahoma, claims to be the first to put a hamburger on a bun before serving. Surely it didn’t take long for folks to realize that a hot slab of beef can wreak havoc with slices of bread. Bread didn’t have the staying power—the gravitas, if you will—to contain the burger with its hot juices. It was probably the St. Louis World’s Fair in 1904 (see Vincent Minnelli’s Meet Me in St. Louis, starring Judy Garland, for reference), that put the hamburger as we know it on the U.S. map.

Marin County has plenty of eateries named for burgers—Phyllis’ Giant Burgers, Hamburgers Sausalito and the Napa Valley Burger Company among them. Fast-food specialists such as McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King aside, Marin County burger joints, diners and sports bars offer plenty of options.

And the ante continues to rise: Instead of mere buns, there are now brioche buns. Instead of ground chuck, there’s grass-fed, free-range Wagyu. Condiments continue to evolve: organic caramelized onions, guacamole, sauteed mushrooms, housemade pickles, Jarlsberg cheese, feta sriracha mayo and sugar-cured bacon.

In that vein, The Counter in Corte Madera offers custom burgers with options including chicken, turkey, beef and vegan patties. The State Room, a brewery and kitchen combo in San Rafael, has a namesake burger, the State Room Burger. Optional additions to the Prather Ranch beef patty include pork belly, avocado mash and melted IPA onions.

Yes, the burger has come a long way from the days of Genghis Khan and his steak tartare–loving hordes. However you like them, Impossible or 100 percent grass-fed, they are a delicious fixture of American dining.

So, why do we love the hamburger? Maybe because it’s gooey, hot, delicious, loaded with unctuous flavor and involves all the flavor groups except sugar. 

But we probably love the hamburger because we can.

By Christina Waters

Horoscope

Week of March 19

We interrupt your regularly scheduled horoscopes to offer insights about the virus-driven turning point the whole world is now experiencing.

As you’ve probably guessed, all of us are being invited to re-evaluate everything we think we know about what it means to be human. I refer to this unprecedented juncture as The Tumultuous Upgrade or The Disruptive Cure. It’s fraught with danger and potential opportunities; crisis and possible breakthroughs.

And while the coronavirus is the main driving force, it won’t be the only factor. We must be ready for more Rough, Tough Healings disguised as Bumpy Challenges in the coming months.

Here’s the astrological lowdown: Throughout 2020, there’s a rare confluence of three planets in Capricorn: Pluto, Saturn and Jupiter. They are synergizing each other’s impacts in ways that confound us and rattle us. In the best-case scenario, they’ll also energize us to initiate brave transformations in our own personal lives as well as in our communities.

Below is a profile of each planet’s meaning.

When we are in intense and intimate relationship with Pluto—as we are now—we’re invited to dive down deeper: to see life from the soul’s perspective rather than from the ego’s; to seek wealth and meaning not as they’re defined by the material world but as they’re understood by the part of us that’s eternal. Descending into the mysterious Plutonian depths can be disruptive to our conscious beliefs and intentions, but may ultimately be profoundly regenerative.

When we are in an intense and intimate relationship with Saturn, we’re invited to get more serious and focused; to register the fact that we don’t have unlimited time and energy, but must firmly decide what’s important and what’s not. We’re asked to be ruthlessly honest about the roles that are most likely to bring out the best in us.

When we are in an intense and intimate relationship with Jupiter, we’re invited to risk growth and expansion; to take proactive responsibility for seeking the rich experiences that our souls long for; to aggressively enhance our lust for life.

Now I invite you to meditate on the potent mix of Plutonian, Saturnian and Jupiterian energies. I encourage you to respond to the convulsion by deepening your understanding of how profoundly interconnected we all are and upgrading the way you take care of yourself, the people you love and our natural world.

In the horoscopes below, I suggest personal shifts that will be available to you during this once-in-a-lifetime blend of planetary energies.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Possible crises in the coming months: 1. Your power spot may be challenged or compromised. 2. Your master plan might unravel. 3. There could be disruptions in your ability to wield your influence. Potential opportunities: 1. You’ll be motivated to find an even more suitable power spot. 2. A revised master plan will coalesce. 3. You’ll be resourceful as you discover novel ways to wield your influence.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Possible crises in the coming months: 1. Your vision of the big picture of your life may dissipate. 2. Old, reliable approaches to learning crucial lessons and expanding your mind could lose their effectiveness. Potential opportunities: 1. You’ll be inspired to develop an updated vision of the big picture of your life. 2. Creative new strategies for learning and expanding your mind will invigorate your personal growth.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Possible crises in the coming months: 1. There may be breakdowns in communication with people you care about. 2. Contracts and agreements could fray. 3. Sexual challenges might complicate love. Potential opportunities: 1. You’ll be inspired to reinvent the ways you communicate and connect. 2. Your willingness to revise agreements and contracts could make them work better for all concerned. 3. Sexual healing will be available.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Possible crises in the coming months: 1. Friends and associates could change in ways that are uncomfortable for you. 2. Images and expectations that people have of you may not match your own images and expectations. Potential opportunities: 1. If you’re intelligent and compassionate as you deal with the transformations in your friends and associates, your relationships could be rejuvenated. 2. You might become braver and more forceful in expressing who you are and what you want.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Possible crises in the coming months: 1. Your job may not suit you as well as you wish. 2. A health issue could demand more of your attention than you’d like. Potential opportunities: 1. You’ll take innovative action to make your job work better for you. 2. In your efforts to solve a specific health issue, you’ll upgrade your entire approach to staying healthy long-term.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Possible crises in the coming months: 1. Love may feel confusing or unpredictable. 2. You may come up against a block to your creativity. Potential opportunities: 1. You’ll be energized to generate new understandings about how to ensure that love works well for you. 2. Your frustration with a creative block will motivate you to uncover previously hidden keys to accessing creative inspiration.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Possible crises in the coming months: 1. You may experience disturbances in your relationships with home and family. 2. You may falter in your ability to maintain a strong foundation. Potential opportunities: 1. Domestic disorder could inspire you to reinvent your approach to home and family, changing your life for the better. 2. Responding to a downturn in your stability and security, you’ll build a much stronger foundation.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Possible crises in the coming months: 1. There may be carelessness or a lack of skill in the ways you and your associates communicate and cultivate connectivity. 2. You may have problems blending elements that really need to be blended. Potential opportunities: 1. You’ll resolve to communicate and cultivate connectivity with a renewed panache and vigor. 2. You’ll dream up fresh approaches to blending elements that need to be blended.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Possible crises in the coming months: 1. Money may be problematic. 2. Your personal integrity might undergo a challenge. 3. You could get lax about translating your noble ideas into practical actions. Potential opportunities: 1. You’ll find inventive solutions for boosting your wealth. 2. You’ll take steps to ensure your ethical code is impeccable. 3. You’ll renew your commitment to translating your noble ideals into practical action.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Possible predicament during the coming months: You may have an identity crisis. Who are you, anyway? What do you really want? What are your true intentions? Potential opportunity: You’ll purge self-doubts and fuzzy self-images. You’ll rise up with a fierce determination to define yourself with clarity and intensity and creativity.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Possible crises in the coming months: 1. You’ll be at risk for botched endings. 2. You may be tempted to avoid solving long-term problems whose time is up. Potential opportunities: 1. You’ll make sure all endings are as graceful and complete as possible. 2. You’ll dive in and finally resolve long-term problems whose time is up.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Possible crises in the coming months: 1. Due to worries about your self-worth, you may not accept the help and support that are available. 2. Due to worries about your self-worth, you might fail to bravely take advantage of chances to reach a new level of success. Potential opportunities: 1. You’ll take dramatic action to enhance your sense of self-worth, empowering you to welcome the help and support you’re offered and take advantage of chances to reach a new level of success.

[Editor: Here’s this week’s homework:]

For more on The Tumultuous Upgrade, go to FreeWillAstrology.com

Dynamic Duo

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Fingerstyle guitarists Teja Gerken and Doug Young are acclaimed as acoustic performers on their own. Now they come together in a highly anticipated new album, Duets, that blends their talent into a collection of instrumental tunes.

The duo will release Duets on March 21, though they postponed a planned album-release in Fairfax to a later, as-yet-to-be-determined date.

To those familiar with acoustic fingerstyle guitar, Gerken is a seasoned performer whose eclectic musical style encompasses folk, contemporary classical and world music, often played with alternate tunings and percussive effects.

“I’ve been active as a performing guitarist in the Bay Area for 25 years, but I’ve always also done some other things,” says Gerken, who was senior editor of Acoustic Guitar magazine for 17 years. Gerken is also the co-founder of Peghead Nation, an online guitar and stringed instrument instructional website.

“Really, all I do is related to guitars and acoustic music,” he says.

In his own right, Young is a performer, arranger and composer as well as an in-demand instructor and music journalist. Gerken and Young first met through Acoustic Guitar magazine, and they’ve been playing together for 15 years.

“A couple of years ago, we decided we really are a duo,” Gerken says. With that in mind, they set about recording an album at Young’s home studio. 

The result, Duets, is a rich blend of guitar music featuring Gerken and Young playing a dozen instruments ranging from steel-string acoustics, low-tuned baritones, metal-bodied resonators, full-size and miniature 12-strings, nylon-string classicals and an electric archtop jazz guitar. Using those instruments, they perform 11 tracks that include their individual originals, traditional folk tunes, classical pieces, an adaptation of a Beatles song and a song penned by banjo star Béla Fleck.

“It’s not always easy to arrange a duet with someone, you have to find your space,” Gerken says. “Somehow with Doug that’s been a natural process.”

The songs on Duets go beyond a typical rhythm and lead relationship between the guitars; rather Gerken and Young create interlocking parts that sound like one larger instrument.

When the album-release show finally does happen, Young and Gerken will perform at the Wu Wei Tea Temple, which Gerken calls the most acoustic-music-friendly venue in town.

“It gives you an old-school Fairfax vibe, I really love the place,” he says. “Tracy (Brien) who runs it has created a nice community hub that I think Fairfax really needed.”

Teja Gerken & Doug Young Guitar Duo release ‘Duets’ on March 21. For more information, visit tejagerken.com and dougyoungguitar.com.

To Your Health

School closings, sports-event cancellations, food hoarding… . We live in a new, Coronavirus-induced world. Yet some personal health facts remain unchanged.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) offer good advice for preventing community spread and personal infection: apply social distancing, sanitize surfaces, wash your hands, don’t touch your face. But, there’s more …

Does anyone wonder why uncounted numbers of infected people develop no symptoms and only 20 percent of symptomatic people require hospitalization? It’s because they have an effective immune system able to fight off the virus. But the CDC does not talk about that, perhaps for fear of offending powerful animal-food industries.

Fortunately, good advice on boosting our immune system is readily available on the internet from trusted sources like WebMD and Healthline. And the advice is always the same. 

Increase consumption of fruits and vegetables, including citrus fruits and leafy greens.

Refrain from dairy, other fatty animal products and sugar-laden foods.

Maintain daily exercise of 30–60 minutes.

Minimize your stress level and get adequate sleep.

Did I mention that this advice works great for all other nasty bugs as well? 

Larry Rogawitz

Santa Rosa

SMART Fail

Voters dealt a punishing blow to the North Bay’s two-and-a-half-year-old commuter rail system Tuesday, March 3, rejecting an early renewal of the sales tax that funds SMART.

Although the Chronicle recommended approval, Santa Rosans and Marinites had lost confidence in the board, including D. Rabbitt, D. Fudge and, in particular, S. Zane. Moreover, the arrogance and incompetence of the General Manager, F. Mansourian, has only fueled this lack of confidence. 

While we want and need coherent mass transit; an expensive, single-lane boutique railroad that only directly connects to Golden Gate transit in San Rafael and will not connect to San Francisco needs to be re-thought. 

There is NO way to recoup our losses so far, but perhaps with a new board and management team this may still work. 

Gary Sciford

Santa Rosa

Hero & Zero

Hero

A generous diner left a $2,000 tip at Playa restaurant in Mill Valley on Saturday evening. Presumably, a lovely gesture made to offset the waitstaff’s reduced earnings during the coronavirus crisis. Bravo to the tipper. Hang in there, restaurant workers.

Zeros

1. My friend Kate and I socially distance ourselves as we walk our dogs at Blackie’s Pasture. People frequently approach Kate to inquire about her adorable poodle mix. On Sunday, a woman invaded our social distance and asked to pet Kate’s dog. Kate said yes.

Rather than pet Daisy, the woman berated Kate, telling her she shouldn’t let anyone touch the pup, because the coronavirus could live on the dog’s fur and be passed on to people.

Was that a test? Hey, Preachy Lady, go self-isolate and let folks enjoy their Sunday afternoon walks, which is now one of our only pleasures.

2. As I shared last week, I was nearly out of toilet paper and couldn’t find any to purchase. On Saturday, I called the Strawberry Village Safeway to ask when they expected their next delivery. The man explained they stock overnight and there may be some at 5am on Sunday; however, people line up for it before the store opens.

I rushed to Safeway at 4:45am. Sure enough, people were waiting outside. When the doors opened, I bolted to the paper-products aisle. Empty shelves greeted me, but there were sealed boxes of TP on the floor, waiting to be stocked. Three women customers were ripping open boxes and dumping packages of toilet paper into their carts.

Realizing they were going to take every last roll, I opened a box and grabbed two packages, one for me and one for my cousin’s family. (They were down to Kleenex.) I practically ran to the cash register as more people entered the aisle asking for TP they weren’t going to get.

It’s a virus, Marinites. Covid-19 doesn’t eat toilet paper. Stop hoarding.

email: ni***************@***oo.com  

Hero & Zero

Hero

A generous diner left a $2,000 tip at Playa restaurant in Mill Valley on Saturday evening. Presumably, a lovely gesture made to offset the waitstaff’s reduced earnings during the coronavirus crisis. Bravo to the tipper. Hang in there, restaurant workers.

Zeros

1. My friend Kate and I socially distance ourselves as we walk our dogs at Blackie’s Pasture. People frequently approach Kate to inquire about her adorable poodle mix. On Sunday, a woman invaded our social distance and asked to pet Kate’s dog. Kate said yes.

Rather than pet Daisy, the woman berated Kate, telling her she shouldn’t let anyone touch the pup, because the coronavirus could live on the dog’s fur and be passed on to people.

Was that a test? Hey, Preachy Lady, go self-isolate and let folks enjoy their Sunday afternoon walks, which is now one of our only pleasures.

2. As I shared last week, I was nearly out of toilet paper and couldn’t find any to purchase. On Saturday, I called the Strawberry Village Safeway to ask when they expected their next delivery. The man explained they stock overnight and there may be some at 5am on Sunday; however, people line up for it before the store opens.

I rushed to Safeway at 4:45am. Sure enough, people were waiting outside. When the doors opened, I bolted to the paper-products aisle. Empty shelves greeted me, but there were sealed boxes of TP on the floor, waiting to be stocked. Three women customers were ripping open boxes and dumping packages of toilet paper into their carts.

Realizing they were going to take every last roll, I opened a box and grabbed two packages, one for me and one for my cousin’s family. (They were down to Kleenex.) I practically ran to the cash register as more people entered the aisle asking for TP they weren’t going to get.

It’s a virus, Marinites. Covid-19 doesn’t eat toilet paper. Stop hoarding.

email: ni***************@***oo.com  

Flashback

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50 years ago

The cost of owning your own home is rising in Marin County even faster than the general rate of inflation, says an information bulletin from the county planning department.

That’s not too surprising, maybe, but the spinoff is doing some unsettling things to the population makeup of Marin – things that have been happening in core cites and which many have assumed to be the peculiar problem of cities.

Chief among these is that rising costs are driving both low income and middle income families out of the single-family home market.

Low-income families are probably shifting to apartments and less adequate homes. But middle-income families, says the report, “seem to be going out of Marin entirely.”

⁠—Uncredited, 3/18/70

San Francisco’s ubiquitous mayor, Joseph Alioto, taking time out from the strike which nearly paralyzed his city Saturday, told a group of Marin transportation buffs that he is willing to cooperate with Marin in solving its transportation problem

…He said he had instructed his staff to work closely with the Golden Gate Bridge Authority to facilitate docking of ferries in the vicinity of the Ferry Building which will serve as the terminal.

Alioto also said, “We are not against busses – one bus keeps 30 cars off the street.”

⁠—Uncredited, 3/18/70

—Compiled by Alex T. Randolph

The Goldilocks Paradox

It’s fair to describe Hillary as a warts-and-all portrait. The four-part documentary shuttles between the 2016 presidential campaign and Hillary Rodham Clinton’s life. The title montage of photos shows her aging from child to grandmother, set to a rave-up by the Interrupters.

Hillary as punk rock? It’s a hell of a story, how the daughter of a maid who left home at 14 became one of the world’s most powerful women and endured a 2016 presidential campaign that seemed impossible to lose. The consequences of that loss are perhaps obvious to a nation now housebound and hoarding toilet paper.

Hillary’s life exemplifies the Goldilocks test: you’re always either too this or too that. Every episode begins with her being dolled up for the camera—she once calculated she spent 26 days in the cosmetician’s chair during her campaign.

Her life proves you can graduate from Yale law school and still be asked by an Arkansas judge to do a twirl in the courtroom. You can be secretary of state for four years and still have a male passerby tell you to smile more. During her failed 2008 run, men heckled her with signs that read, “Iron My Shirt.”

Facebook seethed over a passage where Hillary described Bernie Sanders as a man nobody likes: “Honestly, Bernie drove me crazy.” Perhaps director Nanette Burstein was a little too won-over by HRC to acknowledge the public good Sanders did by holding Hillary’s centrist feet to the fire. At the end, the failed candidate lists the should’ve-beens, the reason for her 2016 loss: “Maybe I should have talked more about the economy.” You think?  

But again, who knows the key to her defeat. Was it anything more complicated than the factors that dogged her forever, the problem of her being too sweet or too shrill, as well as emails and Benghazi skullduggery?

Of the covertly-gathered clips here, maybe the best is Obama warning her by phone that she had to succeed in 2016 or we’d have “a fascist in the White House.” This is intensely watchable work. It’s an invaluable study not just of a pioneering political career, but of the mistakes that were made and may be made again.

‘Hillary’ is streaming on Hulu now.

Hero & Zero: Successful Interventions & Dog Fights

 

Hero: Congratulaciones to the County of Marin Probation Department and the Canal Welcome Center in San Rafael for renewing their partnership to assist at-risk youth. This innovative alliance, beginning its fourth year, funds and runs three programs: Partners For Success, Consejo (advice) for Restorative Justice and Presente Youth Leadership Development. More than 200 young people have participated, and triumphs abound, including an 18-year-old who finished probation, got a job at a bank and is working on a business administration degree, and a 17-year-old who improved greatly in academics, completed high school and now manages an ice cream shop. “I’ve seen their paths turn from the wrong direction toward a successful life,” says Douglas Mundo, founder and executive director of the Canal Welcome Center. Great work by all.

Zero: Grrr. The National Park Service (NPS) is again behaving secretly about the controversial Golden Gate National Recreation Area (GGNRA) proposed dog management plan. The plan was halted in May after a group of dog and recreation advocates filed a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit and obtained documents that suggested a nefarious and possible illegal conspiracy among some NPS officials in an effort to remove dogs from nearly all of the areas where they are allowed currently. The NPS convened a three-person review panel to investigate; however, the members haven’t been identified and aren’t accepting public input. To combat the lack of transparency, more than 35,000 people signed a petition to keep recreational dog walking in the GGNRA. Add your name at petitionsite.com/takeaction/728/478/486/.

Get Lit

I’ve written a few drunk scenes—pretty much any action in my novel Quantum Deadline is preceded by a bout of booze. For that matter, I’ve written while drunk and might have even accidentally written literature once or twice but the combo of these efforts is weak sauce next to the depictions of drinking in literature by my forebears. Some...

The Backstory of the Burger

From the dawn of the Baby Boomer right up until today, there has always been a hamburger on the American menu. It’s the go-to casual lunch item. It’s an easy-eatin’, patio-dining staple. Anybody can make one and every menu offers one. Nobody doesn’t like a hamburger, it seems—at least until the meat-free lifestyle became a thing. Since the launch of...

Horoscope

Week of March 19 We interrupt your regularly scheduled horoscopes to offer insights about the virus-driven turning point the whole world is now experiencing. As you’ve probably guessed, all of us are being invited to re-evaluate everything we think we know about what it means to be human. I refer to this unprecedented juncture as The Tumultuous Upgrade or The Disruptive...

Dynamic Duo

Fingerstyle guitarists Teja Gerken and Doug Young are acclaimed as acoustic performers on their own. Now they come together in a highly anticipated new album, Duets, that blends their talent into a collection of instrumental tunes. The duo will release Duets on March 21, though they postponed a planned album-release in Fairfax to a later, as-yet-to-be-determined date. To those familiar with...

To Your Health

School closings, sports-event cancellations, food hoarding… . We live in a new, Coronavirus-induced world. Yet some personal health facts remain unchanged. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) offer good advice for preventing community spread and personal infection: apply social distancing, sanitize surfaces, wash your hands, don't touch your face. But, there’s more ... Does anyone wonder why uncounted numbers...

Hero & Zero

Hero A generous diner left a $2,000 tip at Playa restaurant in Mill Valley on Saturday evening. Presumably, a lovely gesture made to offset the waitstaff’s reduced earnings during the coronavirus crisis. Bravo to the tipper. Hang in there, restaurant workers. Zeros 1. My friend Kate and I socially distance ourselves as we walk our dogs at Blackie’s Pasture. People frequently approach...

Hero & Zero

Hero A generous diner left a $2,000 tip at Playa restaurant in Mill Valley on Saturday evening. Presumably, a lovely gesture made to offset the waitstaff’s reduced earnings during the coronavirus crisis. Bravo to the tipper. Hang in there, restaurant workers. Zeros 1. My friend Kate and I socially distance ourselves as we walk our dogs at Blackie’s Pasture. People frequently approach...

Flashback

50 years ago The cost of owning your own home is rising in Marin County even faster than the general rate of inflation, says an information bulletin from the county planning department. That’s not too surprising, maybe, but the spinoff is doing some unsettling things to the population makeup of Marin – things that have been happening in core cites and...

The Goldilocks Paradox

It’s fair to describe Hillary as a warts-and-all portrait. The four-part documentary shuttles between the 2016 presidential campaign and Hillary Rodham Clinton’s life. The title montage of photos shows her aging from child to grandmother, set to a rave-up by the Interrupters. Hillary as punk rock? It’s a hell of a story, how the daughter of a maid who left...

Hero & Zero: Successful Interventions & Dog Fights

hero and zero
  Hero: Congratulaciones to the County of Marin Probation Department and the Canal Welcome Center in San Rafael for renewing their partnership to assist at-risk youth. This innovative alliance, beginning its fourth year, funds and runs three programs: Partners For Success, Consejo (advice) for Restorative Justice and Presente Youth Leadership Development. More than 200 young people have participated, and triumphs...
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