Culture Crush—Garage A Tois in Mill Valley, Youth in Arts Concert, and More

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Song Night

Serving thousands of students across Marin County and beyond, Youth In Arts builds skills and confidence in young people, and they can’t do it alone. This week, Youth In Arts hosts its annual SING OUT! concert, a scholarship fundraiser for high school a cappella ensemble ’Til Dawn. The event will be held both in-person—with masks, proof of vaccination or negative Covid rapid test required—and online. Headlined by ’Til Dawn alums Lilan Kane (in-person) and Laura D’Andre (virtually), the concert happens on Friday, Jan. 21, at Marin Country Mart, 2401 Larkspur Landing Circle, Larkspur and online. 6pm. $20–$30. youthinarts.org.

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Star Talk

Veteran celebrity profiler Ruthe Stein covered movies for the San Francisco Chronicle from 1970–2020. In those 50 years, she interviewed seemingly every Hollywood celebrity there is to interview, speaking to icons ranging from Cary Grant to Julia Roberts, and even newcomers like Timothée Chalamet. Now, Stein collects a lifetime of these one-on-one encounters in the new book, Sitting Down with the Stars: Interviews with 100 Hollywood Legends. This week, she joins Barbara Lane, books columnist at the San Francisco Chronicle and director of events at Copperfield’s Books, to talk about the book on Friday, Jan. 21, at 7pm. Register at copperfieldsbooks.com.

Napa County

Eat Out

Culinary wonders never cease in Napa Valley, where visitors can find award-winning restaurants and inventive eateries in each of the valley’s towns. This month, the region celebrates its delicious heritage and foodie community during the Napa Valley Restaurant Week. Whether you’re looking for Michelin-rated destinations or farm-to-table goodness, this week will provide a chance to nosh at dozens of spots. Per Napa County mandate and to help protect visitors and residents, masks are required in indoor settings regardless of vaccination status. Napa Valley Restaurant Week begins on Friday, Jan. 21. Find a directory of participating restaurants at visitnapavalley.com.

Mill Valley

Classical Kickoff

Under the artistic direction of longtime board member and classical-music enthusiast Bill Horne, the Mill Valley Chamber Music Society opens its 49th season of presenting world-renowned musicians in an intimate setting. This weekend, the society welcomes Russian pianist Ilya Yakushev for a concert program featuring works from Haydn, Beethoven and others. The pianist received his first award at age 12, and he regularly wows audiences on three continents. See him in-person on Sunday, Jan. 23, at Mt. Tamalpais United Methodist Church, 410 Sycamore Ave., Mill Valley. 5pm. $40. Proof of Covid vaccination and masks required. chambermusicmillvalley.org.

—Charlie Swanson

Open Mic: Sonoma County Fails to Support Homeless During Freeze Emergency

On the morning of Tuesday, Dec. 28, Homeless Action! sent an advisory to the Sonoma County Board of Supervisors, Santa Rosa officials and media about the need to protect unsheltered residents from the ominous freezing-weather forecast for four successive nights beginning Dec. 29. The County Commission on Human Rights issued a supporting statement the following day.

Established County protocols mandate that forecasts of three consecutive nights at 35 degrees, or just one at below freezing, should trigger emergency precautions to protect those living outdoors.

However, by Wednesday morning, it was clear that the relevant County departments had made no such plans. Instead, the County Administrator’s Office released a freeze warning on Thursday afternoon advising that “residents limit time outdoors, as serious medical conditions including hypothermia and frostbite can develop with prolonged cold weather exposure.” The County’s last point-in-time estimate, conducted in February 2020, estimated that there were 1,702 unsheltered people in Sonoma County, far more than the number of additional beds local agencies provide in the winter. Are we to believe that authorities don’t actually understand that the vulnerable unsheltered have no inside place to go to?

At the 11th hour, Santa Rosa engaged with Catholic Charities to manage pop-up tents with heaters to accommodate 40 people on Wilson Street. Separately, Sonoma Applied Village Services, Homeless Action! and volunteers partnered with the Sebastopol Community Church to accommodate up to 100 people. In Santa Rosa, Sonoma County Acts of Kindness and the Squeaky Wheel Bicycle Coalition set up three 20-person-capacity warming tents.

However, those in the AOK tents were told by police that if seen lying down, they would be arrested. Katrina Phillips, chair of the Sonoma County Commission on Human Rights, regularly checked on the inhabitants of one of the tents. On Jan. 2, one woman told her, “There’s nowhere else to go. We appreciate these warming tents so much. The police were just here threatening to arrest us if we fall asleep. It’s like they want us to die.”

The next morning, the tent had been destroyed and torn down in the freezing rain by Santa Rosa Police. Is this discrimination and wanton cruelty acceptable to the people of Sonoma County?

Kathleen Finigan is a member of Homeless Action!

Mike Birbiglia Dives Deep in Berkeley

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You may not know it by looking at him, but Mike Birbiglia has issues.

The comedian, writer, filmmaker and NPR darling specializes in turning his personal problems and family foibles into funny and endearing stage shows. This month, the Brooklyn-based performer is back in the Bay Area for a limited-run engagement of his new one-man-show, Mike Birbiglia: The Old Man and The Pool, at Berkeley Repertory Theatre.

Birbiglia burst onto the national scene a decade ago with his solo show Sleepwalk With Me, which he turned into his feature-film debut in 2012. That show and film chronicled Birbiglia’s early days of standup comedy, particularly an incident in which he jumped out of a second-story window while sleepwalking. Today, he sleeps in a sleeping bag with mittens on his hands so he can’t get out while he sleeps.

During the last decade, Birbiglia’s other shows, including My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend and Thank God For Jokes, enjoyed successful off-Broadway runs. His last show, The New One, moved to Broadway where he received the Drama Desk Award for outstanding solo performance.

Birbiglia quickly shares the sleepwalking story and dives into other tales from his life in The Old Man and the Pool, deftly mining laughs from heavy topics. Despite the serious content, especially talk about his own fear of dying, this is one of Birbiglia’s funniest shows yet. His understated acerbic wit comes through in his descriptions of the Brooklyn YMCA, where he takes up swimming, and in relating family gatherings and reliving arguments with doctors.

Performing the show in Berkeley Rep’s intimate Roda Theatre, Birbiglia keeps the set design to a minimum—a small chair, table and lamp, and a blue backdrop that gives the show an underwater feel. Birbiglia makes use of the whole stage to act out many of his stories.

The Old Man and the Pool has been in the works for three years, and this run is the first time audiences are seeing it fully formed. In a statement, Birbiglia remarks, “The Bay Area has smart, theatre-savvy audiences, and when an artist is creating new work that’s what they crave most. I debuted The New One at Berkeley Rep in 2017, and that show went all the way to Broadway. So maybe Berkeley has some kind of secret magical energy? It seems that way.”

‘The Old Man and The Pool’ runs through Sunday, Jan. 23, at Berkeley Repertory Theatre, 2025 Addison St., Berkeley. Proof of vaccination (with photo ID) and masks required. Find showtimes and tickets at berkeleyrep.org.

Humanity is Overrated

I recently attended an astronomy class where I learned that we’re basically hurtling through space, in an ever-expanding universe, headed to who knows where but most likely the outer reaches of nowhere—and fast.

Which is to say, given the Grand Scheme of Things—and trust me, “they” are scheming—the pandemic, politics and planetary pandemonium that mark our current moment are infinitesimally small compared to the quasar that’s going to someday eat our solar system.

Naturally, playing games with scale and proportion is weak sauce when we’re busy being intubated, but it is a way to gain perspective—especially if we gaze into the azure End Time skies and chance a squint at the sun to scold it for melting Greenland. Depending on our situation, of course, that bright orb beckoning us may not be the sun at all, in which case it’s probably the Light. FYI, if you want to see how the world ends—don’t go into the Light, Carol Anne.

Some might say this is a jaundiced perspective. I might reply that there are many definitions of perspective, a la the perception of distance or proportion in space or time i.e., “the virus is very small but the pandemic is very big.” One is microscopic, the other global. Another definition is perceiving situations and understanding their relative importance in relation to each other, as in “an inch of rain during our drought is a spit in the ocean, but an inch of sea-level rise and we can surf Petaluma.”

Some may say I’m a doomsayer, but I’m not—I have tremendous hope for life in general, just not for humans specifically. Life gets around—there are mushroom spores drifting through space destined to light up some distant planet with psychedelic intelligence. But us? It’s high time we accept that humans are the new dinosaurs. And the asteroid is coming. If we want to survive, we must evolve. Dinos became birds. What could we become? Flying monkeys? Yes, please. This would be an evolutionary leap in the exact right direction. Because, paraphrasing Casablanca, “It doesn’t take much to see that the problems of eight billion little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.”

Culture Crush—Napa Lighted Art Festival, MLK Day Family Concert and More

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Poetic Art

Former Poet Laureate of Marin Prartho Sereno is best known for her written works, authoring several award-winning poetry collections. This month, she shows off her visual art with an exhibit of watercolor paintings in the lobby of the Dance Palace in Point Reyes Station. The art on display is described as “painted poems,” and each work is inspired by one of her poems, creating a visual accomplice to her writings. This week, Sereno appears in a virtual-artist reception that includes a conversation about several pieces, followed by a Q&A session on Thursday, Jan. 13, online at 5pm. Free. Registration required at dancepalace.org.

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Get Schooled

Before becoming a published author, North Bay-resident Lenore Hirsch spent more than three decades working as a teacher and school administrator at elementary and middle schools. Now, she employs those school memories to bring her latest book to life. Hirsch’s novel Schooled: Confessions of a Rookie Vice Principal gives readers a funny, fictional look behind the scenes at school life with equal parts hilarity and angst. This week, Hirsch joins Napa County Superintendent of Schools Barbara Nemko in a conversation hosted by Napa Bookmine on Thursday, Jan. 13, online at 7pm. Free; donations welcome. Registration available at napabookmine.com.

Healdsburg

Civil Rights Songs

Healdsburg Jazz welcomes powerhouse blues singer and bandleader Terrie Odabi and her group to perform at the organization’s MLK Day Family Concert and celebration. Healdsburg Jazz Artistic Director Marcus Shelby will give a presentation on the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and the importance of music during the Civil Rights Movement. Then, Odabi will cover a wide range of music from the Civil Rights Movement, including a feature on the songs recorded by the Staple Singers. Friday, Jan. 14, at St. Paul’s Church, 209 Matheson St., Healdsburg. 7:30pm. $35–$50. Masks and proof of vaccination are required. Healdsburgjazz.org.

Napa

Light It Up

Existing at the crossroads of art and technology, the Napa Lighted Art Festival returns in 2022 for an eight-week celebration of illuminated creativity. The walkable outdoor event offers “Art After Dark” at eight lighted art sculptures installed throughout downtown Napa. These pieces include the interactive Angels of Freedom, the Electric Dandelions sculptures that resemble giant flowers by day and turn into digital fireworks displays by night, and the suspended Cloud Swing. The Napa Lighted Art Festival happens daily from Sunday, Jan. 15, to March 13. Monday to Thursday, 6–9pm; Friday to Sunday, 6–10pm. Free. donapa.com.

—Charlie Swanson

The Mental Health Talk— Mental Health Discussions are Open for Good

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The Pandemic’s impact isn’t purely physical—nothing exists in a vacuum. The interconnectedness of our physicality with our mental and spiritual states has made itself evident during the last two years, when isolation, sickness and fear produced enough anxiety, depression and paranoia to bring mental health to a state of criticality, completely changing the way we engage with it as a society.

In the midst of this ongoing crisis and societal transformation, Millennials and Gen Z—along with open-minded thinkers from every generation, many of whom have long advocated for mental health transparency and have paved the way for this sort of action—have made it overtly clear that we’re no longer interested in existing in states of repression, when mental health is a fundamental and valuable facet of the human experience. In their professions, social media presences and everyday lives, Californians are vocalizing and advocating for their mental health more than ever before.

City health boards are stepping up as well. Marin County, a county with one of the highest suicide death rates in the State of California and the fourth highest in youth suicides—including Marin and non-Marin residents, as the Golden Gate Bridge is one of the most popular suicide destination spots in the world—has a program, now two years in operation, called the Marin County Suicide Prevention Strategic Plan, where strategies are set in place to recognize suicidal warning signs and to provide support to those experiencing and struggling with suicidal ideation. This program is the result of Marin County Behavioral Health and Recovery Services assembling a Suicide Prevention Strategic Planning committee comprised of doctors, mental health workers and experts, leaders of social services agencies, school administrators and instructors, representatives from marginalized communities and those who have experienced suicide either through surviving an attempt or by losing a loved one. Through webinars, online forums, hotline support, suicide-prevention events and an ever-evolving source of information and action—available in full at marinhhs.org/suicide-prevention—Marin County is addressing the need to change the conversation around mental health. In August of 2020, Marin County launched the Suicide Prevention Collaborative, designed to continue enacting the strategies outlined in the SPSP.

As covered by journalist Keri Brenner for the Marin Independent Journal, the suicide rates in Marin County have decreased since the unveiling of SPSP, with a reported 31 deaths by suicide in Marin County residents in 2020, down from 46 in 2019, along with a 28% rise in calls to the county’s mobile crisis team and an 89% increase in follow-up calls and visits from the mobile response unit. Overall deaths by suicide—including non-Marin residents—have also decreased, which Dr. Jei Africa, director of Marin County Behavioral Health and Recovery Services, says could be in response to the installation of the Suicide Deterrent System at the Golden Gate Bridge—a net placed 20 feet below and reaching 20 feet out from the railing. The decrease in numbers is reflected both in Marin and non-Marin resident suicide rates.

In the same article Kara Connors, senior coordinator for the plan, said the pandemic, by forcibly isolating people for a year, might ultimately end up being a healing tool in that it has highlighted the importance of connection in the lives of Marin residents. It may seem backwards, but going without our everyday interaction for so long has not only spotlighted the value of our interconnected daily lives, but the role each and every one of us plays in that interconnectedness, and how much help we can really give in supporting one another and opening a healthy dialogue around mental-health issues.

In Sonoma County, mental health response is also kicking up a notch. On Tuesday, Jan. 11, the ribbon-cutting ceremony took place for the City of Santa Rosa’s new response team, inRESPONSE, a mental health support team designed to respond to emergency calls with a mental health approach first. The team is comprised of a licensed mental health clinician, a paramedic and a homeless-outreach specialist, and supported by a wrap-around support-services provider. Trained in de-escalation and social-work interventions as well as physical- and mental-health evaluations, inRESPONSE is a long-overdue team of trained health care providers who will ensure that people experiencing critical mental health episodes, homelessness, poverty or any other issue not fitting a criminal profile are met with help, without risk of being harmed by police.

This unit will respond first to a call regarding a mental health crisis where no weapon is involved. If a weapon is present, an SRPD officer will be dispatched first, but will transition service to the inRESPONSE team once the situation is deemed safe. InRESPONSE will also partner with the city’s Homeless Outreach Services Team to identify unsheltered community members who may be experiencing a mental health crisis. For the time being, InRESPONSE consists of a single team running 10-hour shifts, seven days a week. In a three-year plan, the SRPD seeks the funding and resources necessary to provide 24/7 mental health response teams through grants, and federal and private funding. InResponse can be called during an active-suicide crisis, a psychotic break, by families in need of mental health support services, to request non-emergency medical evaluations and checks, and more.

Though the program is nascent, and augmentation, further funding and adjustments will inevitably be required, this is an outstanding development in Santa Rosa’s city history. Since the death of Jeremiah Chass in 2007, members of the county have rightfully been afraid to call police in the event of a psychotic episode of a family member, neighbor or even a stranger, fearing a violent outcome. inResponse, the appropriate response team to a mental health crisis call, was built with support and guidance from Sonoma County Behavioral Health, a branch of which is the Sonoma County Mental Health Board.

This past weekend I spoke with Sonoma County Mental Health Board member Michael Johnson, who has experienced acute mental health issues firsthand, in order to hear his thoughts on Sonoma County mental health treatment and resources in the wake of Covid. It was an enlightening and inspiring conversation. Michael talked about being 5150’d—this is an involuntary 72-hour hold on someone experiencing a psychiatric episode—the incredible strides he was able to make as a result of having love and community around him, and, most strikingly, he talked about the power of grief to positively change our lives. “It’s great,” he said, “to see the progress that mental health resources have made in the last two years. The thing is that the resources are there, but we’ve been so uncomfortable talking about mental health in an open way. Asking for help, telling friends and family when we’re not okay, without feeling shame. I don’t like the phrase ‘feeling bad,’ because it somehow implies that what we’re feeling is wrong, but that’s not the case. Sadness, depression, grief—these are all important parts of the human experience. It’s about supporting each other and ourselves through them.”

Johnson and I discussed a phase of grief he refers to as transformative—the idea that, after anger, denial, bargaining and all the other stages of resistance, we allow ourselves to fully accept and feel the pain within us and then move to a place of transformation, where that pain becomes a catalyst for growth, making us stronger, more open and more in touch with each other. He spoke openly and gracefully about his experiences, saying, “That my story can help someone else, that’s the point.”

The Sonoma County Mental Health Board holds two meetings a month; one on the first Tuesday, with the Mental Health Board; the other on the first Wednesday, with the Mental Health Executive Committee. These meetings are open to the community, and review—in detail—the community’s mental health needs, facilities, services and struggles on an ongoing basis. The Marin County Mental Health Board meets once a month to review the state of the community’s mental health and advise accordingly; its meetings are also open to the public. The Marin County Suicide Prevention Collaborative meets on the first Wednesday of every month at 2pm and is open to the public.

These events need community involvement to continue improving. Steps like inResponse and the Suicide Prevention Collaborative show that we’ve made major strides. Let’s keep going, opening the discussion around suicide and mental health issues and bringing them to the foreground without shame or fear. These are not shameful or fearful circumstances, and they don’t need to be hidden. Help is available.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800.273.8255
Marin Crisis Text Line: Text MARIN to 741741
Sonoma County’s 24-hour Emergency Mental Health Hotline: 800.746.8181

Jane Vick is a painter, writer and journalist who has spent time in Europe, New York and New Mexico. She is currently based in Sonoma County. View her work at janevick.com.

Letters to the Editor—MAGA Reality Show and Future Housing

Future Housing

After years of protecting open space and wildlands through UGBs and Community Separators, Sonoma Valley finds yet more housing developments being proposed in unincorporated rural areas. The state has a policy of transit-oriented development to reduce greenhouse gasses through the reduction of vehicle miles traveled and the protection of open space. Meanwhile, state and county bureaucrats, at legislators’ direction, are pushing for increased housing in unincorporated areas to meet general and affordable housing goals. This puts our residents at dangerous wildfire risk due to evacuation congestion on small county roads and reduces the ability of the state to reach 30% open space protection by 2030, the governor’s policy for combating climate change.

We need development that takes into consideration climate change, community housing needs, fire safety and the need for rural land to support the local economy—both the agricultural and viticultural aspects, and the hospitality industry. One obvious example is the conflicting restraints put on the county for creating a plan for SDC (“Seeing Potential,” Bohemian, Jan. 5) which, if built with an emphasis on fiscal feasibility instead of the future well-being of the entire community, will adversely affect the entire Valley.  Shouldn’t the state pay for the site clean-up and open the door for other approaches to funding the development like a land trust?

Nancy Evers Kirwan

Sonoma

MAGA Reality Show

A Trump-Tim Scott ticket is a sure winner in 2024. Trump’s base is the reality show-sitcom laugh trackers, and there are more of them than people watching PBS. The intellectual down-side of Trump’s base is bottomless. Fast forward to 2028 and the Lindsey Graham–Marjorie Taylor Greene winning ticket: more of the same. 2032 and Donald Trump Jr., and the end is near.

Neil Davis 

Sebastopol

The Look of Mental Health—Fashion for Maximum Wellness

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Hi, everyone! It’s been too long. I was out with—yes—Covid, so alas no “Look” last week, and I’m still waiting on the photos everyone is supposed to send me from their early childhood. Yes, Steve Jaxon from KSRO’s “The Drive,” I’m talking to you. We had a verbal contract. Don’t forget to post your look on socials and tag the North Bay Bohemian or Marin Pacific Sun, respectively. I’ve got my eyes peeled for the best look.

This week is our Health and Wellness issue, and I’ve done a fair amount of research into mental health, as handled by different county health boards and by us as individuals. The fashion industry is complex—a source of both expression and personal freedom, and repression and body dysmorphia. Designers like Vivien Westwood and the late, great Virgil Abloh were pioneers who pushed fashion boundaries, using clothing as a source of liberation, art and exploration. But there is the darker side of fashion—demanding on the body and non-inclusive. Our bodies, like our personalities, are different, and the ways we choose to adorn ourselves should be as varied in fit as they are visually. The idea that a certain size or shape dictates elegance is ludicrous, but it’s taken a fair amount of struggle for American culture to finally catch up to body positivity. One of the greatest developments to come out of Covid, and something I experienced firsthand, was the liberation of the body in contemporary fashion marketing—walking into Target and seeing a normal body advertising the clothing is jarring, helpful and the way of the future. 

Fashion is meant to amplify who we are, and help us feel like our best selves. To this end, I want to highlight a local fashion designer who has fully mastered the art of comfort in couture. Taylor Jay, in Oakland—a drive for those of us in Sonoma or Marin counties, but so worth it, I promise—is a triumph of comfort and fashion. The soft, sustainably sourced and sewn fabrics hug the body and amplify breath and movement without sacrificing a second of style, and as a woman of color advocating for body positivity and minority voice, Taylor Jay’s a true icon in the fashion world. 

Go check out Taylor Jay on 2355 Broadway, Suite 1, Oakland, and shop her line at taylorjaycollection.com. And be sure to prioritize comfort and freedom of expression—that’s the best look.

Looking good, everyone.

Love,

Jane Jane Vick is a painter, writer and journalist who has spent time in Europe, New York and New Mexico. She is currently based in Sonoma County. Contact her at janevick.com.

Bring the Rock—BottleRock Announces 2022 Lineup

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The North Bay’s biggest music festival, BottleRock Napa Valley, always gathers the country’s top headlining artists and bands to perform in the heart of Napa. This year, the festival emphasizes the “Rock” in “BottleRock” when it presents over 75 acts on Memorial Day weekend, topping the bill with heavy metal legends Metallica.

Presented by JaM Cellars, BottleRock Napa Valley’s 2022 lineup of artists also includes headliners such as pop star P!nk, indie duo Twenty One Pilots and country music singer-songwriter Luke Combs. The three-day event will take place once again at the Napa Valley Expo on May 27–29, 2022.

“We’re happy to be bringing the first taste of summer back to music fans here in the Napa Valley,” Dave Graham of BottleRock Napa Valley says. “As fans have come to expect, our 2022 lineup has something for everyone, featuring a wide variety of genres that offer legendary performers with some of the most exciting new and emerging artists in the world.”

With Covid-19 still surging this month in the North Bay, BottleRock Napa Valley organizers stress that they will follow all local and state health and safety guidelines and will communicate all requirements to ticket holders before the festival.

In the wake of the pandemic’s emergence, BottleRock was one of many events forced to cancel plans in 2020, and last year the festival shifted from its usual Memorial Day weekend festival to a Labor Day weekend event that took place Sept. 3–5, 2021. Organizers are hopeful that this year’s festival will be able to take place on Memorial Day weekend this May, and are planning a massive party featuring music, wine, craft brew and culinary goodies.

Making their BottleRock debut this year, Metallica recently celebrated their 40th anniversary. The band, currently made up of founding members Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett, as well as Robert Trujillo—who joined the band in 2003—is planning an international tour in 2022, and will play in South America before coming to Napa.

The BottleRock Napa Valley 2022 lineup includes a wide range of acts including the Black Crowes; Pitbull; Greta Van Fleet; Mount Westmore—featuring Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, E-40 and Too $hort; CHVRCHES; Bleachers; Spoon; Michael Franti & Spearhead; Silversun Pickups; the Wailers featuring Julian Marley; Iration; Grandmaster Flash; Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors; the Brothers Comatose; Ron Artis II; Full Moonalice; the Alive; Jaleh; Kosha Dillz; Chelsea Effect; the Silverado Pickups and Napa Valley Youth Symphony.

BottleRock Napa Valley rocks Napa Expo on May 27–29. Tickets are on sale now at BottleRockNapaValley.com.

Perspectivision—Humanity is Overrated

I recently attended an astronomy class where I learned that we’re basically hurtling through space, in an ever-expanding universe, headed to who knows where but most likely the outer reaches of nowhere—and fast.

Which is to say, given the Grand Scheme of Things—and trust me, “they” are scheming—the pandemic, politics and planetary pandemonium that mark our current moment are infinitesimally small compared to the quasar that’s going to someday eat our solar system.

Naturally, playing games with scale and proportion is weak sauce when we’re busy being intubated, but it is a way to gain perspective—especially if we gaze into the azure End Time skies and chance a squint at the sun to scold it for melting Greenland. Depending on our situation, of course, that bright orb beckoning us may not be the sun at all, in which case it’s probably the Light. FYI, if you want to see how the world ends—don’t go into the Light, Carol Anne.

Some might say this is a jaundiced perspective. I might reply that there are many definitions of perspective, a la the perception of distance or proportion in space or time i.e., “the virus is very small but the pandemic is very big.” One is microscopic, the other global. Another definition is perceiving situations and understanding their relative importance in relation to each other, as in “an inch of rain during our drought is a spit in the ocean, but an inch of sea-level rise and we can surf Petaluma.”

Some may say I’m a doomsayer, but I’m not—I have tremendous hope for life in general, just not for humans specifically. Life gets around—there are mushroom spores drifting through space destined to light up some distant planet with psychedelic intelligence. But us? It’s high time we accept that humans are the new dinosaurs. And the asteroid is coming. If we want to survive, we must evolve. Dinos became birds. What could we become? Flying monkeys? Yes, please. This would be an evolutionary leap in the exact right direction. Because, paraphrasing Casablanca, “It doesn’t take much to see that the problems of eight billion little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.”

— Daedalus Howell, Editor

Dadalus Howell is the editor of the North Bay Bohemian and the Marin Pacific Sun. He’s online at daedalushowell.com.

Culture Crush—Garage A Tois in Mill Valley, Youth in Arts Concert, and More

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Online/Larkspur Song Night Serving thousands of students across Marin County and beyond, Youth In Arts builds skills and confidence in young people, and they can’t do it alone. This week, Youth In Arts hosts its annual SING OUT! concert, a scholarship fundraiser for high school a cappella ensemble ’Til Dawn. The event will be held both in-person—with masks, proof of vaccination...

Open Mic: Sonoma County Fails to Support Homeless During Freeze Emergency

On the morning of Tuesday, Dec. 28, Homeless Action! sent an advisory to the Sonoma County Board of Supervisors, Santa Rosa officials and media about the need to protect unsheltered residents from the ominous freezing-weather forecast for four successive nights beginning Dec. 29. The County Commission on Human Rights issued a supporting statement the following day. Established County protocols mandate...

Mike Birbiglia Dives Deep in Berkeley

You may not know it by looking at him, but Mike Birbiglia has issues. The comedian, writer, filmmaker and NPR darling specializes in turning his personal problems and family foibles into funny and endearing stage shows. This month, the Brooklyn-based performer is back in the Bay Area for a limited-run engagement of his new one-man-show, Mike Birbiglia: The Old Man...

Humanity is Overrated

I recently attended an astronomy class where I learned that we’re basically hurtling through space, in an ever-expanding universe, headed to who knows where but most likely the outer reaches of nowhere—and fast. Which is to say, given the Grand Scheme of Things—and trust me, “they” are scheming—the pandemic, politics and planetary pandemonium that mark our current moment are infinitesimally...

Culture Crush—Napa Lighted Art Festival, MLK Day Family Concert and More

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Online Poetic Art Former Poet Laureate of Marin Prartho Sereno is best known for her written works, authoring several award-winning poetry collections. This month, she shows off her visual art with an exhibit of watercolor paintings in the lobby of the Dance Palace in Point Reyes Station. The art on display is described as “painted poems,” and each work is inspired...

The Mental Health Talk— Mental Health Discussions are Open for Good

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The Pandemic’s impact isn’t purely physical—nothing exists in a vacuum. The interconnectedness of our physicality with our mental and spiritual states has made itself evident during the last two years, when isolation, sickness and fear produced enough anxiety, depression and paranoia to bring mental health to a state of criticality, completely changing the way we engage with it as...

Letters to the Editor—MAGA Reality Show and Future Housing

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Future Housing After years of protecting open space and wildlands through UGBs and Community Separators, Sonoma Valley finds yet more housing developments being proposed in unincorporated rural areas. The state has a policy of transit-oriented development to reduce greenhouse gasses through the reduction of vehicle miles traveled and the protection of open space. Meanwhile, state and county bureaucrats, at legislators’...

The Look of Mental Health—Fashion for Maximum Wellness

Click to read
Hi, everyone! It’s been too long. I was out with—yes—Covid, so alas no “Look” last week, and I’m still waiting on the photos everyone is supposed to send me from their early childhood. Yes, Steve Jaxon from KSRO’s “The Drive,” I’m talking to you. We had a verbal contract. Don’t forget to post your look on socials and tag...

Bring the Rock—BottleRock Announces 2022 Lineup

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The North Bay’s biggest music festival, BottleRock Napa Valley, always gathers the country’s top headlining artists and bands to perform in the heart of Napa. This year, the festival emphasizes the “Rock” in “BottleRock” when it presents over 75 acts on Memorial Day weekend, topping the bill with heavy metal legends Metallica. Presented by JaM Cellars, BottleRock Napa Valley’s 2022...

Perspectivision—Humanity is Overrated

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I recently attended an astronomy class where I learned that we’re basically hurtling through space, in an ever-expanding universe, headed to who knows where but most likely the outer reaches of nowhere—and fast. Which is to say, given the Grand Scheme of Things—and trust me, “they” are scheming—the pandemic, politics and planetary pandemonium that mark our current moment are infinitesimally...
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