Witchie Poo, where are you?

Sonoma

Transylvanian Vacation?

For cackling good times with a celebrated figure of the dark arts, Sebastiani Theatre is hosting the 40th year of Witchie Poo’s Spectacular Halloween Extravaganza. Pervasive, kid-friendly, Transylvania themed decor that fills the theater can be explored while the Sebastiani Theatre House Band opens with seasonal music. The stage performance features the one and only Diana Rhoten as Witchie Poo, who travels to Transylvania for a musical romp—if her nemesis, Captain Long John Silver, doesn’t thwart the good time. Doors 12:30pm, show 1pm, Saturday and Sunday, Oct. 28 and 29. Tickets are $15 for adults, and $12 for children (12 & under) and seniors (62 & better). Sebastiani Theatre, 476 First St. East, Sonoma.

St Helena

Dark Adulting

The adult side of Halloween has as much to do with the holiday’s lasting appeal as it does with the candy. As the name implies, the Mischief & Mayhem Halloween Party at The Saint in St. Helena gets that some things as sweet as candy might be just as dangerous. “Surrender to the electrifying beats of DJ Kirill” and “bewitching cocktails” for a night of masquerade ballin’, say promoters. Come in costume to rule the room. 9pm–1am, Saturday, Oct. 28. The Saint, 1351 Main St., St. Helena. Advance tickets required, starting at $55/person. Reserved VIP tables available. thesaintnapavalley.com/event-tickets. 21+.

 
 
Santa Rosa

Sounds of Spirits

Where could be a better venue to invoke the restless strangeness of fall that Halloween celebrates than the Lost Church? Performers Bright Dark Dawn, Maya McNeil and Benjamin Pearl bring their own mystical voices to songs about this time of transformations, the interplay of light and the night, and tales of “creature-kin from other ages,” according to publicity. Ghost Songs, doors at 7:30pm, show at 8:15pm, Sunday, Oct. 29. The Lost Church, 427 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. $20. All ages.

 
Sausalito / Online

Science of Death

Halloween is a tradition that affirms life by celebrating the specter of death. The Marine Mammal Center of Sausalito is offering a unique way to engage in this dichotomy through a livestream introduction to the work of the center’s pathologists. These experts do the detective work of learning how and why individual animals died—called necropsy—to contribute to the scientific understanding of these ocean species. Dr. Maggie Martinez will answer questions along with Adam Ratner, director of conservation engagement. Viewer discretion advised: images of medical work on deceased animals. Learning Through Death. 12–1pm, Thursday, Oct. 26. Livestream. Free. Register at eventbrite.com/e/virtual-halloween-event-learning-through-death-tickets-731456545217.

Free Will Astrology, Week of 10/25

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Shadow work is a psychological practice that has been deeply healing for me. It involves exploring the dark places in my soul and being in intimate contact with my unripe and wounded aspects. Engaging in this hard labor ensures that my less beautiful qualities never take control of me and never spill out into toxic interactions with people. I bring this up, Aries, because the coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to do shadow work. Halloween costume suggestion: Be your shadow, demon or unripe self.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The country where I live, the U.S., has banned over 2,500 books in recent years. I’m appalled by the ignorance that fuels this idiotic despotism. But there has been an amusing consequence, which I am pleased to report: Banning the books has sometimes hiked their sales. Gender Queer by Maia Kolbabe had a 130% increase. Art Spiegelman’s Maus I and Maus II jumped 50%. Let this scenario serve as an inspirational metaphor for you in the coming weeks. If any person or institution tries to repress, deny or resist you, do what you’re doing even bigger and better. Use their opposition as a power boost. Halloween costume suggestion: rebel, dissident or protestor.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Do you ever feel you are treated unfairly at your job? Is your workplace sometimes detrimental to your health? Is it possible that a few small changes could add up to a big improvement in how you feel while you’re earning a living? There’s rarely a perfect moment to address these concerns, but the coming weeks will be a more favorable time than usual. If you decide to seek shifts, devise a strategy that’s as foolproof as possible. Resolve to be calm, poised and unflusterable. Halloween costume suggestion: a worker doing your ideal job.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Cancerian comedian Dave Barry says that as he grows older, he looks forward to “continued immaturity.” That sentiment is probably based on the fact that his humor is often juvenile and silly. (I like it, though!) I’m guessing it’s also because he aspires to remain youthful and innocent and surprisable as he ages. I mention this, fellow Cancerian, because the coming weeks will be an excellent time to celebrate and honor the parts of you that are still blooming but not yet in full blossom. Be grateful you have not become a jaded know-it-all. Would you consider revisiting joys you loved as a child and teenager? Halloween costume suggestion: your younger self.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Horseshoes have symbolized good luck in many cultures. A common usage is to hang them over front doors. But there’s disagreement about the best way to generate the good fortune. Some people say the open end of the horseshoe should point upward, since that collects the luck. Others insist it’s best for the horseshoe to point down, as that showers luck on those who enter and leave the house. If you experiment with this fun myth, I advise you to point the open end up. It’s time for you to gather blessings, help and fortuity. Halloween costume accessories: good luck charms like a four-leaf clover, acorn, cat’s eye gemstone, ankh, dragon, laughing Buddha, Ganesh statue and horseshoe.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): There would be no life on Earth if it weren’t for the sun. Our home star’s energy is the central force at work in the creation and sustenance of all humans, animals and plants. Yet we must be sure not to get extravagant amounts of our good things. An overabundance of solar heat and radiance can cause failed crops, dehydration, droughts, skin cancer and wildfires. Are other factors at work in your sphere that are also nourishing in moderate amounts but unhealthy in excess? And do you know when just right becomes too much? Now is a favorable time to ruminate on these matters. Halloween costume suggestion: Goldilocks, Lady Justice with her scales or a body suit adorned with a giant yin and yang symbol.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The earliest known human settlement is Göbekli Tepe, in what’s now the country of Turkey. When archaeologists first excavated it in 1994, they realized it was built over 11,000 years ago. This was shocking news, since it dramatically contradicted previous estimates of how long people have lived in villages. I’m predicting a comparable shift in your understanding of your own past, Libra. The full effect may not be apparent for months, but there will be interesting jolts soon. Halloween costume suggestion: archaeologist, time traveler or yourself in a past life.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpio author Ófeigur Sigurðsson writes, “You should never do what’s expected of you; there’s always another path through life than the one before you.” I wouldn’t recommend his approach to any other zodiac sign but Scorpio. And I would only advocate it for maybe 40% of Scorpios 10% of the time. The coming weeks will be one of those 10% times. So if you are among the 40% who would thrive on this demanding but potentially exhilarating counsel, get ready to be as original and imaginative in living your life as you have ever been. Halloween costume suggestion: unicorn, dragon or phoenix.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Only two items appear more often in the world’s landfills than disposable diapers. They seem to be among the least ecologically sound products. Or maybe not. Japanese researchers at the University of Kitakyushu have made building materials out of them in combination with gravel, sand and cement. (Read more: tinyurl.com/BetterWaste.) In the spirit of this potentially glorious alchemical transmutation, and in accordance with astrological omens, I encourage you to ruminate on how you might convert wasted stuff into usable valuables in your own sphere. Halloween costume suggestion: A janitor or maid wearing a gold crown and pearls.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Of all the ideas propounded by major religions, the saddest is the Christian assertion that all of us are born sinful—that we come into this world with a corruption that renders us fundamentally flawed: tainted, soiled, guilty, foul. I reject this stupid nonsense. In my spiritual philosophy, we are all born gorgeous, loving geniuses. Tough experiences may diminish our radiance and make it a challenge to be our best, but we never lose the gorgeous, loving genius at our core. In accordance with astrological mandates, your task in the coming weeks is to get into close touch with this pure source. Halloween costume suggestion: your gorgeous, loving genius.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): According to my meticulous analysis of the astrological omens, you now have a sacred right to expand your ego at least one full size. Even two sizes will probably be fine. Your guardian angel is lobbying for you to strut and swagger, and so are your muses, your ancestors and God Herself. I hope you will overcome any shyness you feel about expressing your talents, your intelligence and your unique understanding of the world. Halloween costume suggestion: a charming braggart, charismatic egomaniac or beautiful narcissist.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “The secret for harvesting the greatest fruitfulness and enjoyment is to live dangerously!” Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche said that. “Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius!” he added. “Send your ships into uncharted seas!” As for you in the coming weeks, Pisces, I don’t recommend you live dangerously, but I do suggest you live adventurously. Surpass your limits, if you dare! Transcend your expectations and explore the frontiers. Those activities will be a good use of your life energy and are likely to be rewarded. Halloween costume suggestions: daredevil, swashbuckler, gambler, fortune-hunter or knight-errant.

Preserve to Serve: Master Food Preserver education

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When it comes to the bountiful Sonoma County harvest, the abundance can be too much to eat all at once.

People end up throwing out even their home-grown garden produce. But there is a way to keep all that extra food from going to waste, while increasing food security.

Volunteers in the Sonoma County Chapter of the University of California’s Master Food Preserver program educate the community on safe practices of home food preservation, including pickling, canning, dehydrating, fermenting, freezing and more.

“The goal of our program is to help people to eat more healthy food and to extend the food budgets for low-income families and seniors,” says Amber Driscoll, a certified volunteer of the Sonoma County chapter’s 2022-23 volunteer training program.

The Master Gardener program and the Master Food Preserver program are agents of the University of California’s agricultural and natural resources department and work through the UC cooperative extension department. While the Master Food Preserver program has been around for 30 years, the Sonoma County Chapter began more recently in 2020.

“Just like the Master Gardener program, individuals train to be volunteers who teach workshops about how to preserve food to prevent food waste, reduce family food bills, extend the life of home grown garden produce and help meet the food needs of low-income households,” explains Driscoll.

Dried, frozen, fermented and canned foods made from summer and fall produce from an abundant garden—or from the farmers’ market—are a great way to enjoy healthy food all year long and save money.

“Food preservation at home can seem scary to people who are concerned about food safety and instead end up throwing out food, even their own homegrown garden veggies,” explains Driscoll. “Our program gives people the hands-on tools, support and even access to equipment needed to can, dehydrate, freeze and ferment just about anything, and it is all free to the community.”

Besides working with the public and communities in need, Driscoll also educates the community.

“I also get my hands dirty—so to speak,” laughs Driscoll. “I teach workshops, specifically on fermenting, which is my favorite. I also plan to teach some dehydrating classes, which will include how to use dehydrated foods to make easy, healthy meals.”

There are two upcoming specialty classes on Nov. 3 and 4 on cheesemaking, where participants will learn to make two kinds of cheeses, queso blanco and mozzarella. Participants take home the cheese they make, along with a cheese-making basket and recipe booklet.

“We provide free outreach, events, demonstrations and classes for everyone in the county, focused on spreading information and encouraging food preservation in low-income communities where extending the life of nutritious food can help alleviate the risk of food-insecurity,” says Driscoll.

To take a class, learn more or sign up for the newsletter, visit ucanr.edu/sites/MFPSC.

Word Art: Chris West

I first met Chris West when I moved to San Anselmo in 2020, and we’ve been like old chums since. He has a lot of fun with his art. Everyone in town is excited for his “More Than Words” show, which opens at the Julie Zener Gallery this Thursday, Oct. 19.

What do you do? I make art and teach at College of Marin.

Where do you live? I live in my treehouse on the hill in San Anselmo.

How long have you lived in Marin? I have lived in Marin for 16 years.

Where can we find you when you’re not at work?

You can track me down at the Bald Hill Open Space Preserve, Perry’s Art Supply, and I’m too often, in a good way, at Cucina in San Anselmo.

If you had to convince someone how awesome Marin was, where would you take them?

Start with some oysters at Hog Island, then spend a sunny afternoon at the beach in Bolinas and close out with a sunset right on the Fairfax/ Bolinas Ridge.

What’s one thing Marin is missing?

Marin needs a good BBQ spot.

What’s one bit of advice you’d share with your fellow Marinites?

Lighten up, smile and say, “Hello.”

If you could invite anyone to a special dinner, who would they be ?

Anthony Bourdain, Steve Zissou, Chris In The Morning (from Northern Exposure) and my dad.

What is some advice you wish you knew 20 years ago?

Pet more dogs, drink more water and hug more people.

What is something that in 20 years from now will seem cringeworthy? Crocs, cringeworthy now and certainly will be in 20 years.

Big question. What is one thing you’d do to change the world? Placing as much value and focus on organic intelligence as we do on artificial intelligence.

Check out West’s show this Thursday, Oct. 19 at the Julie Zener Gallery, 540 San Anselmo Ave., San Anselmo (the exhibit runs until Nov. 18). Follow him on Instagram at @ChrisWestProjects.

Nish Nadaraja was on the founding team at Yelp, serves on the San Anselmo Arts Commission and attempts to play pickleball at Fairfax’s Cañon Club.

Local Nonprofits Making a Difference

What better way to celebrate fall and its festive pay-it-forward feel-good generous spirit than by tipping (with either a hat or perhaps a wallet) the local nonprofits that work tirelessly throughout the year to give back to the community?

Here are three of oh-so-many local nonprofit organizations that can help to inspire the downright infectious spirit of giving amidst fall’s abundance.

North Marin Community Services

North Marin Community Services is a nonprofit organization that has worked diligently with the local community to provide resources, be it food or otherwise, to residents of Marin County for over 50 years. Alongside this organization’s weekly food pantry and healthy food program for children, North Marin Community Services also offers assistance to people and families who are struggling to find access to childcare, education, healthcare and so much more.

With the upcoming holiday season stretching resources thin in households across the county, the weekly food pantry is sure to be busy. For those who wish to give into the spirit of generosity this season, know that volunteers are always more than welcome (provided they fill out a short application first).

For more information about opportunities to volunteer or receive assistance from the North Marin Community Services, visit the website at northmarincs.org or call 415.892.1643.

Conservation Corps North Bay

This acknowledgement of autumn’s all-encompassing spirit of giving through the lens of local nonprofits would not be complete without mentioning those whose work gives back to the very land itself.

The Conservation Corps North Bay is a nonprofit organization that began in 1981 with the goal of community involvement, especially by empowering its youths to take to the hills to gain valuable hands-on experience in caring for the natural environment and, through that, building a sense of work ethic and empathy (and employment opportunities as well).

Though the initial idea behind the creation of Conservation Corps North Bay was as simple as clearing a running trail in the Marin Headlands, the past 40 years have seen incredible growth that speaks, once again, to the generosity of the North Bay and its people. Together, the corps members of the Conservation Corps North Bay work throughout the year to tend the land and prevent instances of wildfires, flooding and landslides. They also tend to the upkeep of miles upon miles of local trails, natural habitats, parks, beaches and more.

To learn more about Conservation Corps North Bay and its mission, visit ccnorthbay.org or call 415.454.4554. Mail meant for the Conservation Corps North Bay may be sent to 11 Pimentel Ct. in Novato. The in-person office locations are in Cotati at 365 Blodgett St. and in San Rafael at 27 Larkspur St.

WildCare

At the wildlife sanctuary and well-known North Bay nonprofit called WildCare, the dedicated volunteers quite literally work day and night to tend to the needs of injured and displaced animals from all across the county.

Inside the animal hospital at WildCare, it is apparent to anyone paying attention just how much the volunteers truly do care about the animals that are in their care. And whether the patient is an injured opossum, a baby squirrel, a feeble fawn or an irritable and incredibly misplaced iguana, WildCare will be there. So, if caring for the wildlife that lives alongside the people of Marin sounds like a worthy way to give back this fall, consider giving WildCare a call.

Though the wildlife hospital at WildCare is currently in operation, the museum and courtyard are closed until further notice in order to protect the animal ambassadors from an avian illness. So, though popping by WildCare just to say hi is not an option at the moment, rest assured the volunteers are just as busy as ever.

To learn more about WildCare, visit the website at discoverwildcare.org or call 415.456.7283. For late-night emergency animal care assistance, call the organization’s wildlife emergency line at 415.300.6359. WildCare is located at 76 Albert Park Ln. in San Rafael.

Medicare Malady: A second opinion

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Seniors are being bombarded with ads encouraging them to switch from traditional Medicare to a “Medicare Advantage plan.”

The ads point out that premiums for Medicare Advantage plans are less than what one has to pay for traditional Medicare plus a supplemental (or medigap) plan. In addition, they offer perks such as vision, hearing, and dental care and gym memberships. Wonderful—as long as you don’t actually need medical care.

But what if you do need medical care? Then, you are faced with everything we hate about health insurance: narrow networks, high co-pays and deductibles, and denials of care—often costing members tens of thousands of dollars.

Traditional Medicare is efficient and well-run with overhead of only 2%. Medicare Advantage plans are allowed to keep 15% of what Medicare pays them as profit. They are paid on a capitated basis based on the age and medical problems of their enrollees.

Medicare Advantage plans routinely “upcode” the diagnoses of their patients to make them sound sicker than they really are in order to get more money from Medicare. It is estimated that these plans steal as much as $140 billion a year from Medicare, and they have faced many multi-million dollar fines for their dishonesty.

As someone who has had traditional Medicare for several years, I am happy to pay my monthly premiums for Medicare and supplemental (or Medigap) insurance for the peace of mind of knowing that this is all I will pay for medical care regardless of what I need and that I can go to almost any doctor, hospital or clinic in the country.

Physicians for a National Health Plan, a 25,000 member group, urges seniors to avoid Medicare Advantage plans (which they call Medicare Disadvantage) and opt for traditional Medicare. I couldn’t agree more.

Ann Troy lives in San Anselmo.

Test Your Metal

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Santa Rosa

Thrashed for Halloween

Metalheads, unite and take over. That’s the ethos behind Bitter End Booking, which celebrates its 50th show bringing together North Bay metal bands. After getting stiffed for gigs too many times, promoter Brandon McCubbin resolved to “stand for community” and create events where bands can perform and [actually] get some money.” In a Halloween minded twist, all the bands at this show will be playing covers of another band. Consider it a costume-set. Of note are McCubbin’s own band, Barren Altar, playing generational darlings Nirvana; Coffin Hunters playing Dio-era Sabbath; and Dead Front playing Linkin Park—mercifully, only the first two albums! 7pm, Friday, Oct. 20. Arlene Francis Center, 99 6th St., Santa Rosa. Wear a costume! Raffle for all in attendance for $100 cold cash. All ages. $15.

Napa

Tiempo de Juego

One of Napa’s loveliest spots, Southside Cafe, hosts Loteria nights, the Mexican answer to Bingo. Create a team or come join a team. The restaurant features food inspired by the “combined culinary and cultural experience” of the owners, Morgan and Irma Robinson. There is a special menu on Loteria nights and a featured mocktail: Gin & Tonic made with Monday zero proof gin and Betty Buzz Tonic. Select Oct. 19 and pick a time between 5:30 and 6:30pm from the cafe’s online ordering to see the Loteria menu. Game starts at 5pm, Thursday, Oct. 19. Southside Cafe, 135 Gasser Dr., Suite B, Napa.

Novato

Pride in the Name of Love

While San Francisco has the most famous Pride parade in June, there are more queer communities that celebrate Pride closer to home. Accordingly, Marin Pride brings together LGBTQIA+ and allies for a well deserved party. Hosted by uber-tasty drag diva Carne Asada and DJ’d by Violet Vapor, the festival features techno, comedy and fashion, all served with a side of (family-friendly) love. Main stage features performances from LGBTQIA+ artists and talent. Marin Pride, 12-4pm, Sunday, Oct. 22. Stafford Lake Park, 3549 Novato Blvd., Novato.

Petaluma

Whiskey x 8

Billed as “a crazy, unique, once-in-a-blue-moon dinner/whiskey event,” Barbara Lee Spirits’ Big Whiskey Dinner offers a chance to pair fine whiskey with fine food for all those looking for a taste of the West’s favorite spirit. Featuring tastings of all eight whiskies the distiller has produced, matched with a European and Asian influenced seven-course menu by caterers Second Staff. Barbara Lee Spirits, 6-8pm, Friday, Oct 20. Tickets are $180 per person, available at barberleespirits.square.site/product/whiskey-dinner-fri-oct-20th/155.

Your Letters, Week of 10/18

Surreal Estate

I have only been a resident of San Rafael, for about 40 years. I have seen the deterioration of this, what used to be a sleepy, homefront. Then came all the buildings downtown; then came that awful railroad; now this one indigent person has hijacked over 50 parking places on Mission, across from the library.

How can an indigent individual hijack and extort, holding more real estate than 90% of all Marin residents? The rest of us, who contribute to San Rafael with our taxes, don’t have as much real estate as that selfish single person holding all that space hostage. And the city lets this happen.

Wassup with that?

Fernando Gómez

San Rafael

He Went to Jared

Golly, this new war in the Middle East has to be a huge surprise to Jared Kushner. He told us he had ended all hostilities between Israel and Hamas. Sorry, Jared. Better luck bringing the Saudis out of the 5th century.

Craig J. Corsini

San Rafael

Free Will Astrology, Week of 10/18

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): JooHee Yoon is an illustrator and designer. Yoon says, “So much of artmaking is getting to know yourself through the creative process, of making mistakes and going down rabbit holes of research and experimentation that sometimes work out—and sometimes don’t.” She adds, “The failures are just as important as the successes.” I would extend this wisdom, applying it to how we create our personalities and lives. I hope you will keep it in mind as you improvise, experiment with and transform yourself in the coming weeks.


TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Sometimes, we droop and shrivel in the face of a challenge that dares us to grow stronger and smarter. Sometimes, we try our best to handle a pivotal riddle with aplomb, but fall short. Neither of these two scenarios will be in play for you during the coming months. I believe you will tap into reserves of hidden power you didn’t realize you had access to. You will summon bold, innovative responses to tantalizing mysteries. I predict you will accomplish creative triumphs that may have once seemed beyond your capacities.


GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Gemini novelist Meg Wolitzer suggests that “one of the goals of life is to be comfortable in your own skin and in your own bed and on your own land.” I suspect you won’t achieve that goal in the coming weeks, but you will lay the foundation for achieving that goal. You will figure out precisely what you need in order to feel at home in the world, and you will formulate plans to make that happen. Be patient with yourself, dear Gemini. Be extra tender, kind and accommodating. Your golden hour will come.


CANCER (June 21-July 22): Some astrologers say you Crabs are averse to adventure, preferring to loll in your comfort zones and entertain dreamy fantasies. As evidence that this is not always true, I direct your attention to a great Cancerian adventurer, the traveling chef Anthony Bourdain. In the coming weeks, I hope you will be inspired by these Bourdain quotes: 1. “If I’m an advocate for anything, it’s to move. As far as you can, as much as you can. Across the ocean, or simply across the river. Open your mind, get up off the couch, move.” 2. “What a great way to live, if you could always do things that interest you, and do them with people who interest you.” 3. “The more I become aware of, the more I realize how relatively little I know, how much more there is to learn. Maybe that’s enlightenment enough—to know there is no final resting place of the mind.” 4. “Travel is about the gorgeous feeling of teetering in the unknown.”

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Author Iain S. Thomas writes, “The universe is desperately trying to move you into the only spot that truly belongs to you—a space that only you can stand in. It is up to you to decide every day whether you are moving towards or away from that spot.” His ideas overlap with principles I expound in my book Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings. There I propose that life often works to help dissolve your ignorance and liberate you from your suffering. I hypothesize that you are continually being given opportunities to grow smarter and wilder and kinder. In the coming weeks, everything I’ve described here will be especially apropos to you. All of creation will be maneuvering you in the direction of feeling intensely at home with your best self. Cooperate, please!

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Never do anything that others can do for you,” said Virgo novelist Agatha Christie. That’s not a very Virgo-like attitude, is it? Many astrologers would say that of all the zodiac’s signs, your tribe is the most eager to serve others but not aggressively seek the service of others on your behalf. But I suspect this dynamic could change in the coming weeks. Amazingly, cosmic rhythms will conspire to bring you more help and support than you’re accustomed to. My advice: Welcome it. Gather it in with gusto.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I’m not enamored of Shakespeare’s work. Though I enjoy his creative use of language, his worldview isn’t appealing or interesting. The people in his stories don’t resonate with me, and their problems don’t feel realistic. If I want to commune with multi-faceted characters dealing with fascinating dilemmas, I turn to French novelist Honoré de Balzac (1799–1850). I feel a kinship with his complex, nuanced understanding of human nature. Please note I am not asserting that Shakespeare is bad and Balzac is good. I’m merely stating the nature of my subjective personal tastes. Now I invite you to do what I have done here: In the coming weeks, stand up unflinchingly for your subjective personal tastes.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): As much as I love logic and champion rational thinking, I’m granting you an exemption from their iron-grip supremacy in the coming weeks. To understand what’s transpiring and to respond with intelligence, you must partly transcend logic and reason. They will not be sufficient guides as you wrestle with the Great Riddles that will be visiting. In a few weeks, you will be justified in quoting ancient Roman author Tertullian, who said the following about his religion, Christianity: “It is true because it is impossible.”

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): As a sun-conjunct-Uranus person, I am fond of hyperbole and outrageousness. “Outlandish” is one of my middle names. My Burning Man moniker is “Friendly Shocker,” and in my pagan community, I’m known as Irreverend Robbie. So take that into consideration when I suggest you meditate on Oscar Wilde’s assertions that “all great ideas are dangerous” and “an idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea.” Wilde and I don’t mean that interesting possibilities must be a risk to one’s health or safety. Rather, we’re suggesting they are probably inconvenient for one’s dogmas, habits and comfort zones. I hope you will favor such disruptors in the coming days.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Some people might feel they have achieved the peak of luxury if they find themselves sipping Moët & Chandon Imperial Vintage Champagne while lounging on a leather and diamond-encrusted PlumeBlanche sofa on a hand-knotted Agra wool rug aboard a 130-foot-long Sunseeker yacht. But I suspect you will be thoroughly pleased with the subtler forms of luxury that are possible for you these days. Like what? Like surges of appreciation and acknowledgment for your good work. Like growing connections with influences that will interest you and help you in the future. Like the emotional riches that come from acting with integrity and excellence.


AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): There are over 20 solutions to the riddle your higher mind is now contemplating. Several of them are smart intellectually, but not emotionally intelligent. Others make sense from a selfish perspective, but would be less than a blessing for some people in your life. Then there are a few solutions that might technically be effective but wouldn’t be much fun. I estimate there may only be two or three answers that would be intellectually and emotionally intelligent, would be of service not only to you but also to others and would generate productive fun.


PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Naturalist John Muir didn’t like the word “hiking.” He believed people ought to saunter through the wilderness, not hike. “Hiking” implies straight-ahead, no-nonsense, purposeful movement, whereas “sauntering” is about wandering around, being reverent towards one’s surroundings and getting willingly distracted by where one’s curiosity leads. I suggest you favor the sauntering approach in the coming weeks—not just in nature but in every area of your life. You’re best suited for exploring, gallivanting and meandering.

Kaiser workers to vote on proposed labor agreement after historic strike

Kaiser Permanente and a coalition of unions representing 85,000 of its workers have reached a tentative contract agreement that would prevent another strike if workers approve the deal. 

Service Employees International Union-United Healthcare Workers West announced the agreement on social media a little after 4am Friday, Oct. 13, after a marathon negotiation session. 

The announcement was welcome news nationally and prompted President Joe Biden to praise the company and union officials for potentially avoiding further labor strife.  

“Health care workers and support staff kept our hospitals—and our nation—going during the dark months of the pandemic,” Biden said in a written statement. “They had our backs during one of our nation’s toughest times. We must continue to have theirs.”

The two sides had been negotiating since April, but the union called a three-day strike over what it said were unfair labor practices, staffing shortages and wages. The strike ended the morning of Saturday, Oct. 7, and included 85,000 members of the SEIU-UHW and aligned unions, including roughly 19,000 Bay Area Kaiser employees. Approximately 4,500 of the employees work at Kaiser facilities in Sonoma, Napa, Marin and Solano counties.

At the time, union officials said they would call for another strike if the two sides couldn’t work out a deal on several outstanding items, including staffing levels, job training, outsourcing and pay. 

The proposed agreement was reached with the help of Acting U.S. Secretary of Labor Julie Su and includes a 21% pay raise over four years, a new minimum wage for Kaiser workers—$25 an hour in California and $23 an hour in other states—”protective terms around subcontracting and outsourcing” intended to keep veteran health care workers in their jobs, streamlined hiring practices, increased training and education funding and mass hiring events. 

“What the parties have achieved here in Oakland demonstrates, once again, that collective bargaining works. When workers have a voice and a seat at the table, it can result in historic gains for workers, their employer and our country,” Su said.

The walkout, which the union says was the nation’s largest ever health care strike, impacted hundreds of Kaiser hospitals, clinics and offices in California, Virginia, Colorado, Washington, Oregon and Washington, D.C. and included licensed vocational nurses, emergency department technicians, radiology technicians, ultrasound sonographers, teleservice representatives and respiratory therapists, among others, but not doctors. 

“Millions of Americans are safer today because tens of thousands of dedicated healthcare workers fought for and won the critical resources they need and that patients need,” said Caroline Lucas, executive director of the Coalition of Kaiser Permanente Unions. “This historic agreement will set a higher standard for the healthcare industry nationwide.”

Union members must still vote to ratify the agreement, a process that is expected to start Wednesday, Oct. 18.

“We believe that this new contract will actually help us continue to have some of the best employees in healthcare, and with those employees we’ll be able to deliver on our mission of providing high quality, affordable and accessible health care,” said Greg Holmes, Kaiser’s senior vice president and chief human resources officer.

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