Theater: comedy vs. drama

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By Charles Brousse

The people who bring you live theater will tell you that comedy is more difficult than drama to pull off successfully. At first glance, that may seem counterintuitive because the former’s production rules are deceptively simple: Start with a good script, keep it moving, milk the material for all it’s worth—but don’t make it appear that you’re desperate for laughs (even if you are), have fun while you’re on stage (it’s contagious) and send audiences out the door smiling. Contrary to drama, no emotional involvement on either side of the footlights is sought, or required.

All of this would seem to suggest that comedy is the easier path. A pair of current productions—one here in Marin, the other across the Bay in Berkeley—illustrate why that conclusion is open to question.

The Ladies of the Camellias (Ross Valley Players)

Although the chances of it ever occurring are next to none, author Lillian Groag imagines an 1897 backstage meeting at the Theatre de la Renaissance (Paris) between the two actresses who ruled late 19th century European theater—the flamboyant French diva Sarah Bernhardt (Michele Wolpe) and the more earthy Italian, Eleonora Duse (Adrianna Dinihanian)—as they prepared to alternate as Marguerite Gautier, the protagonist of Alexandre Dumas, Fils’ hyper-sentimental melodrama, La Dame aux camélias. Given that they both were renowned for their very different interpretations of the role and fierce competitiveness, it might be expected that such a situation would provide rich opportunities for comic sparks to fly. Who gets the best dressing room? Costumes? Leading men? Whose approach is artistically superior? Who has the most devoted followers? Who snuggles with the author? The list is long and enticing.

Nothing like that happens. Except for a few lively exchanges early in the play, Groag skims over these issues, citing only a mild dispute about whether white camellias (Bernhardt) or red roses (Duse) should dominate backstage décor. Instead, the focus shifts abruptly to a scraggly young Russian radical named Ivan (Mohammad Shehata), who bursts in carrying a pistol in one hand and several sticks of dynamite in the other. At first, his purpose seems to be to use his hostages to secure the release of comrades being held as political prisoners, but this quickly morphs into a series of repetitious diatribes (delivered in full voice) against European theater as a conservative bourgeois art form that serves the rich and resists the revolutionary socio-psychological advances being promoted by Konstantin Stanislavsky in Moscow.

Not much to laugh about here. Deprived of comic fuel and shackled by some ill-advised attempts at dialect–inflected speech, several actors among director Julian Lopez-Morillas’ mostly capable cast try to compensate with over-broad performances. It almost never works.

The Monster-Builder (Aurora Theatre Company)

Written by San Francisco playwright Amy Freed, whose reputation rests on quirky comedies that involve historical characters (The Beard of Avon, et.al.), this new work has many of the same problems that were noted above in regard to The Ladies of the Camellias. Punning on Henrik Ibsen’s famous drama, The Master Builder, Freed makes scattered attempts to mine humor out of a story about an architect/developer named Gregor (Danny Scheie), whose charismatic personality and evident genius wins contracts and draws clients and gullible acolytes into his orbit, despite the fact that he is egotistical, amoral, manipulative and cruel.

Mostly, though, the play is a framework for the author to vent her musings about the parlous state of contemporary architecture—not a promising source for humor. Aware of this, Scheie increasingly broadens his portrayal (with diminishing effect) until his Gregor becomes the tiresome cartoon monster of the title. Tracy Hazas and Thomas Gorrebeeck are effective as a young couple who become entangled in his web. Art Manke directs.

NOW PLAYING: The Ladies of the Camellias runs through December 20 at the Ross Valley Players’ Barn Theatre, Marin Art and Garden Center, 30 Sir Francis Drake Blvd., Ross; 415/456-9555; rosssvalleyplayers.com. The Monster-Builder runs through December 13 at the Aurora Theatre Company, 2081 Addison Street, Berkeley; 510/843-4822; auroratheatre.org.

Food & Drink: Flavor-packed

By Tanya Henry

Once Dan Fruin settled on his product idea, it took him only 90 days to get it to market. But the journey of starting his own food business was a much longer, and more circuitous one.

“I started cooking when I was 7 years old,” says Fruin, who was raised in Cupertino and describes having a lifelong passion for food. But it wasn’t until he was in business school at USC that he “finally connected the dots”—combining his love of food with a strong commitment to giving back. In September 2013, Genuine Grub’s spicy pickled cabbage was ready.

As with so many food entrepreneurs, Fruin started out making a product that he had grown up with and loved. For him, it was kimchi. However, he also noted that the traditional commercial options were filled with sugar, salt and MSG—not to mention that the traditional pickled condiment was red! Fruin set out to create a cleaner, fresher and healthier version. He soon discovered that working with fermentation or “live food” presented plenty of challenges. “It’s all about time, temperature and pH levels,” he explains and notes that they don’t always match up. In addition, by leaving out additives, excessive sodium and sugar, the life of the product is shortened. In fact, he recommends consuming his probiotic, pickled veggies one week after opening.

Two years in, Genuine Grub now boasts a line of five different pickled vegetables—the newest is a punchy sour dill ’cukes prepared with just a handful of ingredients, and no preservatives. A small production team handcrafts and fills white-topped 14-ounce jars in San Rafael’s Community Action Marin’s Central Kitchen. They are then distributed throughout the Bay Area.

“I really want my products to be accessible to everyone,” Fruin says. “I want people in middle America to eat my pickled vegetables.”

With their short shelf life and very noticeable aromas, these fermented vegetables may not be the prettiest or most demure guests at the party. However, after a taste of these bright, crisp, flavor-packed cucumbers, radishes and cabbage, many will likely return for seconds. It’s safe to say that Genuine Grub will change the way we think about kimchi.

Look for Genuine Grub at Comforts and Andronico’s in San Anselmo, and select Whole Foods Markets in Mill Valley and Novato.

Learn more at genuinegrub.com.

Upfront: Mind the gap

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By Tom Gogola

The tracks are laid, the cars are here—but the train stations?

As the highly anticipated Sonoma-Marin Area Rail Transit (SMART) service rolls down the line to a late 2016 opening, an October document released by SMART indicates it will eventually need an additional $120 million to fully develop nine stations along a 43-mile “Phase I” route from San Rafael to Airport Road in Santa Rosa.

The station funds are a piece of the $600 million SMART needs to raise to realize the vision of the rail as a sleek, green and efficient alternative to unrelenting congestion on Highway 101 for commuters in Marin and Sonoma counties.

The SMART project list includes another $124 million for a promised bike and pedestrian parkway along the tracks; $11 million for a presently unidentified second station in Petaluma; $42 million for a Larkspur track extension; and, eventually, $178 million for the Phase II SMART extension, about 25 miles of track north to Windsor, Healdsburg and Cloverdale.

The station build-out has reached a new phase. On Nov. 17, contractors poured the top layer of concrete for a station in San Rafael and were headed north once they finished.

“This really marks the beginning of the station-finish process,” says Matt Stevens, community education and outreach manager at SMART.

The head of the rail district says the $120 million represents station enhancements that would take place over the next 25 years, as he stresses that the document in question is a planning document requested by the regional Metropolitan Transportation Commission.

“We are building the stations from downtown San Rafael to the airport,” says SMART general manager Farhad Mansourian. He insists that the money to build the stations in time for late 2016 is available now. “Absolutely. By the time we finish our project, we’ll have spent just under $500 million for the entire system of 43 to 45 miles.”

The station designs were approved by the SMART board of directors earlier this year. According to a report from the May 6 board meeting, the approval came with a board request for a range of improvements that totaled $12 million across the system. Those are listed as “unfunded requested improvements” in SMART documents.

Marin and Sonoma County residents voted to support Measure Q in 2008, which imposed a quarter-cent sales tax for 20 years to fund SMART’s construction, and which has sent over $200 million SMART’s way, according to revenue estimates. SMART has pieced together multiple revenue sources to supplement Measure Q.

Based on information contained in the Oct. 21 planning document, the total price tag will approach
$1 billion by the time the 70-mile system  is complete. The additional $120 million for station enhancements would go to pay for more furniture, better access for the disabled under the Americans with Disabilities Act [ADA], and landscaping, along with maps and “bicycle parking/sharing, real-time transit signage, intermodal improvements, security enhancements and other capital improvements for programs such as car sharing,” according to the document.

At least one Marin County official was more than surprised by the late October news of a
$120 million sticker price for enhanced SMART stations. During an Oct. 22 board meeting of the Transportation Authority of Marin, executive director Dianne Steinhauser told the Marin County supervisors that her office, which helps set funding priorities for local transportation projects, was “just receiving information this week about a very large unfunded need around our station sites in Marin, pretty astounding numbers, actually.”

Steinhauser suggested that the county wait and see if other “SMART partners” come forward before sending any money to the rail agency. She spoke of “$10 to $12 million in unfunded needs at each station in Marin. This is a little astounding, this is an immediate need—but I think we’ve got to get our arms around what this is before we make a recommendation.”

Mansourian says that “there is a big confusion here,” as he reiterated that the document in question is actually a planning document requested by the MTC and represents more of a “wish list” of improvements that would be addressed as the rail doubles in ridership, which he anticipates it will, by 2040. Mansourian insists that the trains and stations coming online next year would be ADA-compliant and said the $120 million would be for “more landscaping, more secure facilities and more ADA facilities,” at the stations. He wouldn’t address Steinhauser’s comments about the “immediate needs” of the items.

The SMART plan calls for four Marin County stations. A fifth, the Larkspur extension, has a $20 million pledge from President Obama to pay for part of it, but that money is held up in a transportation bill presently stalled in Congress. SMART officials say stations may have multiple project sponsors as they are being contemplated or completed, and in Petaluma a sponsor has come forward to build a proposed second, eastside station just outside the city limits.

The first station in Petaluma will be on Lakeville Street, site of the Petaluma visitors center. The would-be partner for one of the second stations is the Cornerstone Group, a Petaluma-based commercial real estate company. (Coincidentally, Cornerstone owns and occupies office space in the building that houses the SMART headquarters at 5401 Old Redwood Hwy. in Petaluma.) The firm has been based in Petaluma since moving from San Mateo in 2013, and in just a few years it has made several headline-grabbing buys, including the 2014 purchase of the Press Democrat building on Mendocino Avenue in Santa Rosa.

Cornerstone’s proposal was the subject of much debate at the last SMART board of directors meeting, held Nov. 18 at SMART headquarters. The meeting served to highlight areas where the promised environmental benefits of the decades-in-coming train are meeting the realities of development and real-estate pressure along the SMART corridor. Nowhere is this more evident than at the edge of the Petaluma urban-growth boundary.

The SMART board is now considering two sites for a second Petaluma station. The first is a privately owned rail yard on Corona Road that was presumed for decades to be the site of any future-looking rail project in town. The other is the Cornerstone site, about a mile east at the former Adobe Lumber site on Old Redwood Highway in unincorporated Sonoma County.

Cornerstone has offered to build the eastside station at the shuttered Adobe Lumber space for “free”—free in the sense that in exchange for an $11 million investment at the Old Redwood Highway station, Cornerstone would get development rights to properties near the downtown Petaluma station.

A growing chorus of critics has highlighted the sensitivity of the Adobe Lumber property, which is outside the “urban growth boundary” established by city voters in 2008 to keep the sprawl at bay as development pressure intensifies in the historically agricultural town.

During last week’s SMART board meeting, the Greenbelt Alliance’s Teri Shore emphasized that the Cornerstone proposal needed to go through a full public process and environmental review before any local decisions were made about it as a potential second station. Mansourian says that it would, but no decisions have been made. “Upon approval by the board, we’ll begin the public process, the environmental reviews. All we’re doing now is real estate negotiations.”

The property, Shore noted, is a “community separator” at the edge of the urban-growth boundary. She reminded the board that Petaluma’s urban-growth-boundary is up for renewal in 2016.

SMART board member and Sonoma County supervisor David Rabbitt, whose district includes Petaluma, has long been a proponent of a second Petaluma station, and said last week that he didn’t have a preference where it was built—only that whatever gets built gets built soon.

Rabbitt said that the Corona Road site was only on the board’s agenda last week because of the emergence of the Old Redwood Highway plan.

“I don’t have a particular choice for either,” Rabbitt said. “I just want a second station.

“We have zero dollars, as does SMART,” Rabbitt added. He warned the board last week that if a second Petaluma station wasn’t built within the “Phase 1” SMART timetable, “it will take years.”

The railroad hopes to start the Phase I service by next December.

The emergence of the Cornerstone proposal put renewed focus on the Corona Road site, and in a letter to the board from Sonoma County Conservation Action (SCCA), director David Keller noted that “Corona Road has been examined and approved as the station location through a long, rich and engaged public process over the past two decades.”

The organization says the consensus in Petaluma is to utilize the Corona Road site, but that’s not how the local paper sees it.

Back in August, the Petaluma Argus-Courier, part of the Sonoma Media Group that owns the Press Democrat, editorialized in favor of the Adobe Lumber site, and noted that it could include a freight train spur to the Lagunitas brewing facility. Fewer dog-faced trucks hauling kegs of beer on Highway 101 is good environmental news, the paper argued.

Absent in the editorial was any mention of the urban-growth-boundary that could wind up an “urban growth exemption” zone in boomtown Petaluma. The Cornerstone site would be closer to the new offices of the 500 or so former Fireman’s Fund employees who were absorbed into the German insurance giant Allianz this month, but SCCA says that while the site “is within the voter approved Urban Growth Boundary, it is nevertheless at the outer edge of the UGB and should therefore be used for lower density development in accordance with the UGB.”

The relocation, Keller wrote, “would inevitably be a first step in pressures for development of new and intensified commercial retail, or residential construction” along and adjacent to the Adobe site.

Petaluma is not the only SMART town with a station in limbo. Also under discussion by the SMART board last week: a $43 million Larkspur extension and station in that that southeastern Marin County town and transit hub. The board signed off on a $1.4 million contract for the engineering firm RailPros to do the the preliminary design work for the Larkspur project, a 2.1-mile track from San Rafael. The contract was approved even as money to seed construction of the extension remains in Congressional limbo, a point highlighted by board member and Sonoma County supervisor Shirlee Zane.

“This was for design,” Zane says. “The president’s budget is for actual construction.”

Mansourian says the funding picture for the Larkspur track extension “will be more clear on Dec. 11,” when the Senate and House pass a resolution on how they will proceed with the bill.

Feature: The gift of experience

By Flora Tsapovsky

The sneaky art of regifting was invented for a reason, and no wonder it comes alive around the holiday season. The chances of getting the perfect object to reflect your current affinities, sophisticated tastes and latest obsessions are slimmer than your new laptop. And then comes the worst part—pretending. “You shouldn’t have,” fake smile, tossing the gift aside and later confining it to the ‘hideous presents’ drawer—it’s a common formula, and it’s anything but cheerful. And on the gifting side, the same potential heartbreak lurks. While you fancy yourself the gift wizard, the recipient might strongly disagree and secretly hate that rare secondhand record/embroidered sweatshirt/handcrafted dreamcatcher.

Sure, there are several safe routes to take—a portrait of one’s pet is a winner, well-known to bring even the most cynical to tears. Foodie gifts are another good bet, and so is the boring, yet straightforward, option of a certificate to the recipient’s favorite retail chain. But why be that person when you can gift the ultimate gift of experience? The thing with ‘experience’ gifts, even if it’s a gift certificate, is that even in the worst case scenario, you’re giving the person a chance to do something possibly new, and probably fun. Memories linger longer than dusty plants and clothes, and certainly longer than artisanal jam. We scanned the county for the most fun, most indulgent experiences that you can gift this season. You’re welcome.

The gift of a new language

Spanish is one of those languages everyone wants to learn—sometime, in the future, perhaps, when a trip to Cuba strikes? But why wait? Gift a Spanish course to a loved one, and they’re guaranteed to start the year on a fresh, and rather exotic, note. Aptly named, ‘Spanish in Downtown San Rafael’ is your best bet, offering beginner, intermediate and advanced courses for $17.50 an hour, in a friendly, casual atmosphere and a central location. When gifting, don’t forget to mention that learning a new language is linked to longevity and prevention of neurodegenerative diseases—but keep it light.

Spanish in Downtown San Rafael, 1299 Fourth St., Suite 203; 415/505-6449; spanishindowntownsanrafael.com.

The gift of boozy art-making

It’s easy to be artistic in picturesque Marin County, but guidance and inspiration can’t hurt. At the cool and happening Art Works Downtown studios in San Rafael, you can find gift ideas ranging from Introduction to Drawing to Ceramics, but for maximum effect and minimum commitment, go for the Wine & Collage workshop, happening every second Friday. Led by artist and teacher Dan Caven, the $40, three-hour workshop includes snacks, two glasses of wine and some serious collaging in a small group. Perfect for the shy artist at heart—we all know one.

Art Works Downtown, 1337 Fourth St., San Rafael; 415/451-8119; artworksdowntown.org.

The gift of the forest

It’s virtually impossible to hate a holiday gift that sends you outside and encourages exploration, especially given all the traditional eating in store. Gathering Thyme, a women-owned herb store in San Rafael, can help with that—the small business offers numerous field trips, short-term workshops and nature walks available for gifting. The gift with the broadest appeal is the Wild Mushroom Foray day trip to Salt Point Park, happening on December 20. Herbalist Autumn Summers will educate the group about different mushrooms and the bounty is up for grabs.

Gathering Thyme, 1447B Fourth St.; San Rafael; 415/524-8693; gatheringthyme.com.

The gift of pampering

Not the most original, but always welcome, a massage certificate is a timely holiday treat, ideal for relieving obvious stress and tension typical for the season. When shopping for such a commonplace offering, it’s best

Photo courtesy of Soulstice Spa.
Photo courtesy of Soulstice Spa.

to choose the newest, glitziest spot—enter the freshly opened Soulstice Spa in Sausalito. This is the spa’s second location (the first is in Santa Rosa), and it’s pleasant and calm. The fairly priced ($119) 80-minute massage is a gift no one can refuse, especially when all the creams and oils smell divine and are made in-house.

Soulstice Spa, 501 Caledonia St., Sausalito; 415/729-9121; soulsticespa.com.

The gift of camping

Not everyone is familiar with Hipcamp, a new-ish, Bay Area-based initiative calling itself ‘the Airbnb of camping.’ All the better for your gift’s surprise factor. Stay with us: Hipcamp is a Northern Californian website offering campsites, cabins and glamping options listed by community members and available to rent. Some of them are fairly familiar, some are secluded and lesser known, but all are magical. The website is promising a gift certificate option early this month, so make sure to go online and get one for that camping-loving friend.

Hipcamp; hipcamp.com.

The gift of beer-tasting

Now here’s a gift that could bring the whole family together—not including wine snobs and children. A beer-tasting tour may sound like something only tourists do, but it’s undeniable fun and somewhat educational. Plus, it’s a guaranteed bonding experience. Sebastopol’s own Brew Brothers Brewery Tours has the formula down: A comfy bus, three Sonoma County breweries, lots of tastings, easygoing atmosphere and an affordable price—$85 per person, available as a gift certificate on their website. If you want to be really fancy, there’s the $110 combined breweries and distilleries tour as well.

Brew Brothers Brewery Tours, Sebastopol; 707/206-PINT; brewbrothersbrewerytours.com.

The gift of appetizer-making

While cooking may not be everyone’s thing, a cooking class is always fun—as in embarrassing yourself in a small, well-intending group while playing with food. Gifting the experience of a holiday season-appropriate class—something many people may want but may not purchase themselves—will put you in the considerate category in an instant, and for extra laughs make sure you gift it to the unassuming, I-can-barely-make-an-omelet guy in the family. Cooking By The Bay, a charming San Rafael establishment, offers a number of very relevant and useful classes through December. Pick the Holiday Appetizers ($60), or go big with Sexy New Year’s Eve Dinner ($70). And prepare for lots of gratitude.

Cooking by The Bay, San Rafael; 415/515-6498; cookingbythebay.com.

The gift of strength

It’s no coincidence that every food magazine in the nation comes out with a ‘healthy’ issue right after the holidays. Eating and sitting around is the way we tend to spend the happiest season of all, which gives us plenty of time to come up with determined fitness resolutions for the next year. Turn dreams into reality with a gift subscription to a newly opened, beautiful yoga studio. New World Om is precisely that, offering Power Vinyasa, TRX classes and 10-class passes for $125 for the grand opening. Yoga has a better reputation than the good old gym, and there’s something exciting about trying out a new place.

New Om World, 67 Tamal Vista Blvd., Corte Madera; 415/891-3764; newomworld.com.

The gift of adrenaline

Living in Marin, it’s impossible not to take advantage of the natural resources out there. The gift of kayaking would be super-local and Marin-patriotic, but also a fun way to encourage loved ones to push themselves and try new things. Sea Trek Kayak & SUP is the place to go for all things watersports, from kayaking trips to stand-up paddle boarding classes. And you can’t go wrong with the easygoing, $65 half-days trip around Sausalito—suitable for the most unprepared.

Sea Trek Kayak & SUP; 2100 Bridgeway, Sausalito; 415/332-8494; seatrek.com.

The gift of breathtaking views

When gifting experiences, it’s nice to do something unusual and ‘touristy,’ because why not get an outsider perspective on your immediate surroundings? This is where Seaplane Adventures comes into play, with a simple yet genius idea: An aerial view of the Bay Area, experienced on a miniature Dehavilland Beaver or a

Photo courtesy of Tyson Rinninger/Seaplane Adventures
Photo courtesy of Tyson Rinninger/Seaplane Adventures

Cessna. At 60 minutes, the Norcal Coastal Tour will cost $289 per person, but you can go cheaper with an action-packed Golden Gate tour or a sunset trip, if the gift recipient is into romance.

Seaplane Adventures, 242 Redwood Highway Frontage Rd., Mill Valley; 415/332-4843; seaplane.com.

Hero & Zero: A dog rescuer & a hit-and-run

By Nikki Silverstein

Hero: A scared dog caused quite a ruckus when she darted in and out of traffic on Sir Francis Drake Boulevard last week. Cars slowed and traffic stopped while drivers tried to avoid the pup.  Fortunately, Isaac Morgan, a doggone smart teen, saw the commotion and took swift action by herding the pooch onto a sidewalk and corralling her into the garage of a nearby apartment complex. Cornered, the pooch growled at the Drake High freshman, who approached cautiously to see the phone number on her collar. Morgan called the pet’s people seven times before reaching them and he kept her safe until they came to claim her. The diligence and efforts of a 14-year-old saved the dog and made a family very happy. Kudos to Morgan.

Zero: What is up with these angry wealthy white guys and road rage incidents? Two bicyclists, Jonathan Kibera, 38, of Mill Valley and Alex Boal, 38, of Corte Madera, were riding south on Shoreline, near Panoramic, when a group of cars began passing them. A vehicle honked and Boal made an obscene gesture with his finger. The last car, a black Tesla, pulled in front of the cyclists and slowed down. As Kibera continued riding, the driver appeared to intentionally impede the cyclist’s movements and eventually slammed his brake. Kibera collided with the Tesla and was ejected onto the roadway. The driver fled the scene, but witnesses provided the CHP officer with a license plate number. John Donovan, 41, of Mill Valley, was arrested for a felony hit-and-run.

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Free Will Astrology

By Rob Brezsny

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Urbandictionary.com defines the English word “balter” as follows: “To dance without particular skill or grace, but with extreme joy.” It’s related to the Danish term baltre, which means “to romp, tumble, roll, cavort.” I nominate this activity to be one of your ruling metaphors in the coming weeks. You have a mandate to explore the frontiers of amusement and bliss, but you have no mandate to be polite and polished as you do it. To generate optimal levels of righteous fun, your experiments may have to be more than a bit rowdy.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You’ve arrived at a crossroads. From here, you could travel in one of four directions, including back towards where you came from. You shouldn’t stay here indefinitely, but on the other hand you’ll be wise to pause and linger for a while. Steep yourself in the mystery of the transition that looms. Pay special attention to the feelings that rise up as you visualize the experiences that may await you along each path. Are there any holy memories you can call on for guidance? Are you receptive to the tricky inspiration of the fertility spirits that are gathered here? Here’s your motto: Trust, but verify.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): English model and TV personality Katie Price has been on the planet for just 37 years, but has already written four autobiographies. You Only Live Once, for instance, covers the action-packed time between 2008 and 2010, when she got divorced and then remarried in a romantic Las Vegas ceremony. I propose that we choose this talkative, self-revealing Gemini to be your spirit animal and role model. In the coming weeks, you should go almost to extremes as you express the truth about who you have been, who you are and who you will become.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A flyer on a telephone pole caught my eye. It showed a photo of a 9-year-old male cat named Bubby, whose face was contorted in pain. A message from Bubby’s owner revealed that her beloved pet desperately needed expensive dental work. She had launched a campaign at gofundme.com to raise the cash. Of course I broke into tears, as I often do when confronted so viscerally with the suffering of sentient creatures. I longed to donate to Bubby’s well-being. But I thought, “Shouldn’t I funnel my limited funds to a bigger cause, like the World Wildlife Fund?” Back home an hour later, I sent $25 to Bubby. After analyzing the astrological omens for my own sign, Cancer the Crab, I realized that now is a time to adhere to the principle “Think globally, act locally” in every way imaginable.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): How well do you treat yourself? What do you do to ensure that you receive a steady flow of the nurturing you need? According to my reading of the astrological omens, you are now primed to expand and intensify your approach to self-care. If you’re alert to the possibilities, you will learn an array of new life-enhancing strategies. Here are two ideas to get you started: 1. Imagine at least three acts of practical love that you can bestow on yourself. 2. Give yourself three gifts that will promote your healing and stimulate your pleasure.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): To activate your full potential in the coming weeks, you don’t need to scuba dive into an underwater canyon or spelunk into the pitch blackness of a remote cave or head out on an archaeological dig to uncover the lost artifacts of an ancient civilization. But I recommend that you consider trying the metaphorical equivalent of those activities. Explore the recesses of your own psyche, as well as those of the people you love. Ponder the riddles of the past and rummage around for lost treasure and hidden truths. Penetrate to the core, the gist, the roots. The abyss is much friendlier than usual! You have a talent for delving deep into any mystery that will be important for your future.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Normally I charge $270 an hour for the kind of advice I’m about to offer, but I’m giving it to you at no cost. For now, at least, I think you should refrain from relying on experts. Be skeptical of professional opinions and highly paid authorities. The useful information you need will come your way via chance encounters, playful explorations and gossipy spies. Folk wisdom and street smarts will provide better guidance than elite consultants. Trust curious amateurs; avoid somber careerists.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Some athletes think that it’s unwise to have sex before a big game. They believe it diminishes the raw physical power they need to excel. For them, abstinence is crucial for victory. But scientific studies contradict this theory. There’s evidence that boinking increases testosterone levels for both men and women. Martial artist Ronda Rousey subscribes to this view. She says she has “as much sex as possible” before a match. Her approach must be working. She has won all but one of her professional fights, and Sports Illustrated calls her “the world’s most dominant athlete.” As you approach your equivalent of the “big game,” Scorpio, I suggest you consider Rousey’s strategy.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): If you were embarking on a 100-mile hike, would you wear new boots that you purchased the day before your trip? Of course not. They wouldn’t be broken-in. They’d be so stiff and unyielding that your feet would soon be in agony. Instead, you would anchor your trek with supple footwear that had already adjusted to the idiosyncrasies of your gait and anatomy. Apply a similar principle as you prepare to launch a different long-term exploit. Make yourself as comfortable as possible

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Here’s how Mark Twain’s novel The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn begins: “Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.” The preface I’d write for your upcoming adventures would be less extreme, but might have a similar tone. That’s because I expect you to do a lot of meandering. At times your life may seem like a shaggy dog story with no punchline in sight. Your best strategy will be to cultivate an amused patience; to stay relaxed and unflappable as you navigate your way through the enigmas, and not demand easy answers or simple lessons. If you take that approach, intricate answers and many-faceted lessons will eventually arrive.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The Confederation of African Football prohibits the use of magic by professional soccer teams. Witch doctors are forbidden to be on the field during a match, and they are not supposed to spray elixirs on the goals or bury consecrated talismans beneath the turf. But most teams work around the ban. Magic is viewed as an essential ingredient in developing a winning tradition. Given the current astrological omens, I invite you to experiment with your own personal equivalent of this approach. Don’t scrimp on logical analysis, of course. Don’t stint on your preparation and discipline. But also be mischievously wise enough to call on the help of some crafty mojo.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Slavery is illegal everywhere in the world. And yet there are more slaves now than at any other time in history: At least 29 million. A disproportionate percentage of them are women and children. After studying your astrological omens, I feel you are in a phase when you can bestow blessings on yourself by responding to this predicament. How? First, express gratitude for all the freedoms you have. Second, vow to take full advantage of those freedoms. Third, brainstorm about how to liberate any part of you that acts or thinks or feels like a slave. Fourth, lend your energy to an organization that helps free slaves.

Homework: Take a guess about what your closest ally most needs to learn in order to be happier; freewillastrology.com.

Advice Goddess

By Amy Alkon

Q: I’ve been in a long-distance relationship with my dream man. When we aren’t together, I feel super-disconnected and needy. I’ve never been that sort of person, but he is a master of compartmentalization and just calls or texts back when I contact him and is happy to see me when he sees me. This just isn’t working for me. I need a guy who’s excited enough about me day to day that he takes a little initiative to talk to me. I’ve asked him repeatedly to even just text me first from time to time so I can feel like I matter to him. However, nothing changes. I now think I should end it. I do love him, though, and my friends are telling me that I’ve already invested nine months of my life in this relationship and I might as well see it through now. There is the possibility he’d move to my city, but that wouldn’t be for at least eight months, and it is only a possibility.—Across The Country

A: In situations like this, “absence” would be more useful if, instead of making the heart “grow fonder,” it made the heart grow little legs and trot off to a bar to chat up somebody new.

You’ve told this guy what you need—no, not diamonds, furs and surgical conjoinment; just a textiepoo at some point in the afternoon, or maybe a call as he’s on his way someplace. He pretty much responded, “I hear ya, baby—and can’t wait to keep doing the exact same thing!” This led you to the obvious (and healthy) conclusion: Time to jump off the lost-cause train. But just then, up popped your friends to yank you back into the boxcar, advising you to put up with the unhappy and see where it goes—because you’ve already put in so much unhappy.

Right.

This sort of thinking is called the “sunk cost fallacy.” It’s a common cognitive bias—an error in reasoning—that leads us to keep investing in something simply because we’ve already invested so much. Behavioral economist Daniel Kahneman explains that even when we sense that investing further is futile, we’re prone to do it because of how powerfully loss affects us. His research finds that we may even feel twice as much pain from a loss as we feel happiness from a gain. So, rather than take the hit to our ego by admitting that we’ve wasted our time, we waste more time doing whatever wasted our time in the first place.

The rational (and misery-reducing) approach is recognizing that the time we’ve already put in is gone and that throwing more time in after it won’t change that. What makes sense is deciding what to do based on how likely it is to pay off in the future. In this case, sure, your boyfriend could have a near-death experience, re-evaluate his life and start texting you heart emojis every 20 minutes—and Elton John could divorce his husband and start dating women. Of course, if you do ditch this guy, your replacement dream man may not pop up immediately in his wake. But at the very least, you should find that there are many men out there who can fail to meet your needs without your spending thousands of dollars a year on plane tickets.

 

Q: I love my girlfriend but don’t love how aggressive she is with her tongue when we kiss. I like softer kissing, but I think she thinks I won’t find her “passionate” enough that way. She has big, beautiful lips, and she’s intense, and I don’t need her tongue down my throat to feel connected. How do I navigate this difference in styles?—Uncomfortable

A: It’s great to have your girlfriend’s kisses kick off a fantasy in your head, but not that you’re playing spin the bottle with a camel.

Unfortunately, there’s really no such thing as “constructive criticism.” As I explain in Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck, “Criticizing people doesn’t make them change; it makes them want to clobber you.” That’s because we’re living in modern times with an antique psychological operating system. A verbal attack sets off pretty much the same biochemical alarm as a guy in a loincloth and face paint coming after you with a bloody spear. The good news is that turning criticism into opinion often makes all the difference in getting it heard. In this case, this simply involves telling your girlfriend how you like to be kissed—and then (fun!) showing her. It’s great to have a woman who takes your breath away—but not because she’s trying to give you a laryngectomy with her tongue.

This week in the Pacific Sun

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This week in the Pacific Sun, you’ll find our cover story, by David Templeton and Trent Anderson, on the Great Dickens Christmas Fair and its Marin roots. On top of that, Tom Gogola writes about crab feeds being in question throughout the North Bay and reports on Thanksgiving foraging, David Templeton revisits a ‘Showgirls’ conversation with Carol Doda and Steve Heilig interviews Marty Balin, founding member of Jefferson Airplane. All that and more on stands and online today!

Feature: The best gift

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by David Templeton and Trent Anderson

Inspired by the writings of one of the greatest storytellers of all time, the Great Dickens Christmas Fair has surpassed the prolific Charles Dickens himself, by giving birth to thousands and thousands of brand new stories told by hundreds and hundreds of people who’ve been touched, in one way or another, by the magic of the massive annual recreation of Victorian England. Everyone who’s ever attended the fair, or helped organize its monstrous infrastructure, or peddled their crafts in the streets from a cart or booth, or played one of the hundreds of costumed historical and Dickensian characters, has walked away with their own stories—and possibly stepped into someone else’s story without even knowing it.

The 36th annual Great Dickens Fair, which opens on November 21 at the Cow Palace in Daly City, is produced each year by Red Barn Productions, a descendent of the Living History Center, which famously produced the original Great Dickens Fair, along with two Renaissance Pleasure Faires—one in Novato, and one in Southern California. Founded by Ron and Phyllis Patterson, the Ren Faires were sold long ago to another company, which still runs them in Hollister and Irwindale. But the Dickens Fair is still a family operation, produced each year by the Patterson’s son Kevin and his wife Leslie. Red Barn Productions is named for the iconic red barn that once was a landmark for visitors arriving at the Ren Faire in Novato’s Black Point Forest.

Once again, this unique Bay Area institution, staffed largely by folks from Marin County and surrounding areas, will be delivering bite-sized Dickensian adventures, placing them right in the path of wide-eyed visitors. In the countless encounters served up by the cast of characters and craftspeople who join together every year, brand new stories are about to be born. To honor this tradition, we’ve asked five people to tell their own Dickens Fair stories. Here they are, wrapped in garlands and served with a hot spiked eggnog.

Jay Davis first attended the Dickens Fair in the late 1970s, but wouldn’t become a recognizable part of it until decades later, after a friend invited him to join the fair’s enormous cast of actors. It sounded appealing, but he knew that he would need to think up a character to play, and he didn’t want to be just another random Victorian. With his years of skill at fabricating machines and props, he thought long and hard to come up with something truly original. The character he devised has, over the last 11 years, become one of the Fair’s most recognizable and eccentric residents. He now “performs” with a cast of seven other “assistants,” and shows off many of his inventions at a Dickens Fair “environment” known as Flockmocker’s Workshop.

Jay Davis

“I asked myself, ‘What doesn’t the Dickens Fair have? Ah, I know! They don’t have a crackpot Victorian scientist!’”And thus my character, Professor Phineas J. Flockmocker III F.H.S.G. (Former High School Graduate) was born. He believes he’s a genius and is intellectually superior to everyone else. He uses ‘Flockmocker Science,’ an incompetent science that only he (partially) understands. But in reality, a genius he is not.

During the mid-19th century, there were many bad ideas concerning heavier than air flight. This is something that Flockmocker decided to conquer. So using scientifically unsound principles, the Steam Powered Flying Conveyance came into being and was a big hit at the fair. Appearing to be of cast iron and supposedly weighing in at only 250 pounds, it easily straps to my back. Of course, it would never get off the ground, but Flockmocker insists it will. He repeatedly tells visitors the tale that, on its very first attempt at flight, his former assistant attained the incredible altitude of 150 feet. In reality, that was because the device’s boiler exploded—but nevertheless … 150 feet, straight up!!! I like to tell people that I’m still searching for another assistant.

Once, while in character—wearing this same contraption—I encountered a NASA scientist. He couldn’t grasp the fantasy of the Dickens Fair, so he immediately pointed out a few of the many flaws in my invention. I responded, in character, by verbally grabbing him by both his collars and, shall we say, ‘taking him over the edge into the depths of absurdity.’ In the end he gave up, finally realizing that there was no getting through to Flockmocker.

As an inventor, my most impressive item to date is an 8-foot tall, mechanical automaton I call  ‘Steam Man.’ Every time I take him out, as he lumbers about the fair, people debate whether he is a real robot … or just a person inside. To prove he is a real mechanical man, I open a small door in his stomach area. This reveals various gears whirling around, proving he is supposedly mechanical. One time a small child stared up at the spinning mechanism, completely filled with amazed wonderment.

That memory will remain with that young man for the rest of his life.

Over the years, my team of assistants and I have presented Flockermocker’s time machine, we’ve described traveling to the moon, hunting for ghosts and even dabbled in dentistry. We have a motto now: ‘At Flockmocker’s Workshop—the pots are always cracked.’”

Among the many craftspeople who have sold their wares at the Dickens Fair—and the Renaissance Faires, too—few are as recognizable and depended upon as Rosie Echelmeier of San Anselmo. Twenty-five years ago, at the Dickens Faire, she created Rosie’s Posies, selling flowered garlands, head adornments, and small pin-on rosettes to visitors and Fair-workers, many of whom approach Echelmeier’s handiwork, less as crafty costume accessories, and more as beautiful pieces of wearable art.

Rosie Echelmeier

“Twenty-five years. Where do I start?

I was a teacher in San Francisco, with a fine arts background. In my spare time, when I had any, if I wasn’t painting, I was making something with my hands. When I decided to retire from teaching, I knew I wanted to devote my time to creating things, but also needed to keep making some money.

I attended a Renaissance Faire, I fell in love with seeing so many people making their living doing their art. I thought, ‘Look at these gorgeous people, and these gorgeous things they are making! Maybe I could do something like this.’ So I put in an application to be a craftsperson, thinking I might make garlands or crowns out of twigs from Golden Gate Park. I didn’t have any formal training, but I thought I could probably do it. The first show I did was the Dickens Fair.

The first time I sold a wreath at the Dickens Fair—a big beautiful wreath with red flowers—the person asked me how much I wanted for it, and I heard myself saying, “Forty-five dollars.” It was quite beautiful, but as soon as I said it, I thought, ‘Well, they’ll never pay that. You just wrecked the sale.” But they didn’t bat an eye. They gave me the money and walked away happy, and stood there, shocked. Part of me couldn’t believe that someone would pay that much for something I made. Another time, a woman picked up a really lovely crown I’d made out of twigs and flowers, and she said, with a look of surprise on her face, “Well, I don’t have one of these … yet,” and I just smiled and said, “I’m happy you finally found it.”

After that year, I just never stopped.

I became a full-time, professional Renaissance and Victorian craftswoman. Over the years, I’ve hired many, many women of different nationalities to help me make garlands and wreaths. I’ve hired women who really needed work. And it’s been a wonderful second career. I bought a home in Marin. I sent my son to Waldorf School. All from money I made working at the fairs.

It’s an amazing thing that Phyllis and Ron created. So many people have been able to make their living and express themselves as artists at the same time. I especially love the looks on the faces of children, when they come up to my booth and start looking at all of the things I have on display. It’s just magical, that look of wonder.

It’s happened many times that a parent buys their child something from the cart, some beautiful little rosette or something, and then they go away, but after a while I feel a little tap on my arm, and there’s the child, coming back to say thank you. But I just want to thank them. All of these people I meet, all of those smiles, it all adds up to a wonderful life. I’m so thankful for it, and I never forget the wonderful gift I found when I first became a part of the fair.”

Over the past 45 years, Trent Anderson has attended the Dickens Christmas Fair more times than he can count. Formerly the director of marketing and corporate sponsorship for the Living History Center—the nonprofit which for years operated the California Renaissance Pleasure Faire and the Great Dickens Christmas Fair—Anderson became the executive director of the Living History Centre in 1996, after the Renaissance Pleasure Faires (in Novato and in Southern California) were sold. Though no longer associated with the Fair in any way, he relishes returning every year to see old friends, and enjoy the kind of revelling and merry-making that only happens when hundreds of artists gather together to build a bit of Victorian London in San Francisco.

Those Victorians may have been tight-laced—but they knew how to party at Christmas time.

Trent Anderson

“I don’t actually remember my first Dickens Fair, but I know I was there—because I’ve seen the pictures.

That one was held in San Francisco in a building down near what is now Army Street, just off Highway 101 South. I think the next one was held at Fort Mason, then at Pier 45 on the Embarcadero, then at The Great American Music Hall on O’Farrell Street—and then, up at the Cal Expo Fairgrounds in Sacramento. Eventually, the Dickens Fair opened at the Cow Palace in Daly City, where it’s been for a number of years now.

During my years with the Living History Center, some amazing things happened. In 1990, on a business trip to London, I somehow connected with Jeanne-Marie Dickens, the president of the Charles Dickens Heritage Foundation, who is married to a descendent of Charles Dickens. On my next trip to England—with my wife and young son—the Dickens’ invited us up to their estate in North Yorkshire. While there, Jeanne-Marie Dickens informed me that she would be visiting the United States … and California … within a few months. When she did arrive, I was privileged to have lunch with her, where she was able to meet Phyllis Patterson, and her son Kevin Patterson.

That was Renaissance Faire time, so I was able to bring her out to the Faire in Los Angeles, where she met many of the participants and others—and created quite a stir. Later on, she also visited San Francisco, but unfortunately she was not able to stay long enough to attend the Dickens Fair that year.

She missed out. Had she stayed, she would have had loads of fun, would have witnessed a wonderful bunch of incredibly talented performers, and would have enjoyed some truly excellent food and drink.

I still go every year. The location may change from time to time, but one thing that never changes about the Dickens Faire is that it’s still one of the best ways in the Bay Area to celebrate the Christmas Holidays with style, fun and a dash of living history.

David Templeton has written about the arts in the Bay Area for almost 25 years, during which he’s attended the Dickens Fair as a volunteer game-booth worker, a costumed reveler (he was a Scottish explorer, complete with kilt and furry creature on his belt), a member of the reviewing press and last year, as a stalker. Here’s the story, with all of the juicy details.

David Templeton

Last year at the Dickens Fair, for one full day, I became a stalker. I don’t mean that metaphorically.

With my adventurous son Andy as my accomplice, I spent the better part of my trip to the Fair’s faux Victorian London following one of literature’s most notorious bad guys as he made his way around the fair, intimidating and harassing everyone in his path. Why did I do this, you may ask?

To learn a few tips from a master, that’s why.

Charles Dickens wrote his share of villains. The two-faced Uriah Heep and the monstrous Mr. Murdstone, from David Copperfield. Wackford Squeers, the evil headmaster from Nicholas Nickleby. Even the relatively likable Fagin, king of pickpocket boys, is, in the original book a pretty despicable guy.

But then there’s Bill Sikes.

Compared to him, all the others are amateurs.

I’d recently been cast as Bill in a production of the musical Oliver! I wasn’t originally planning on stalking the Fair’s own version of Sikes when I arrived with the rest of my family. Though I always enjoy observing the actors at work—particularly appreciating the true-life historical figures who gather, associate, lecture on 19th Century science and recite Victorian poetry inside the Adventurers Club—I assumed that my day would largely consist of watching the stage shows, perusing the craft booths and grazing the food and drink booths for roasted chestnuts, oysters and chips, gingerbread and a cup or two of Christmas ale.

But within the first 30 minutes of walking the festively adorned streets constructed inside the Cow Palace, Andy and I wandered right past an encounter between Fagin and Bill Sikes himself. The cool thing about the Fair’s way of presenting Dickens’ characters is the way we see them in the context of their novels. In the morning, we see them improvising their way through scenes from the first chapters of their books, and throughout the day, those stories continue, scene by scene, through to the climax of the story. Ebenezer Scrooge, for example, when encountered shortly after opening, can be seen bah-humbugging his way through the streets, and as the day unfolds, we see him walking with the various Ghosts of Christmas, finally retracing his steps as a newly redeemed believer in Christmas.

“Hey Dad,” suggested Andy, after Sikes strolled imposingly off into the crowd. “Let’s follow him!” So we did. It wasn’t easy. Played by the impressively tall Anders Scott Hudson, this Bill Sikes moves fast, and would frequently disappear from sight for long periods of time. When we would catch up, it was usually when he’d stop to bully another fair actor, or stop to engage another Oliver Twist character in conversation lifted, loosely, from the book.

By late afternoon, Bill started to recognize Andy and me, glaring at us harder and harder each time, until finally, he seemed to accept our constant, silently tagging along. At one point, shortly after we’d watched him make a plan, with Fagin, to track down and capture Oliver Twist, whom he’d just elaborately described as having been left in a ditch, Bill suddenly walked straight for us, stopping to glare one last time, looking us each in the eye before slowly smiling and nodding and tipping his hat.

“Gentlemen,” he snarled, and pushed between us, disappearing again into the crowd. We never saw him again, and though we hoped to catch up with him in time to watch the final fatal encounter between Sikes and his doomed accomplice Nancy (a scene that has become a bit of Fair legend for it’s stylishly played-out silhouetted violence, we were never able to cross his path for the rest of the day.

But for a while there, following in the frightening footsteps of one of literature’s greatest creations, Andy and I had the rare treat of experiencing the Fair in a whole new way. This year, we might even try it again, though perhaps we’ll pick a different character. This time, Ebenezer Scrooge might just end up being haunted—silently and respectfully, of course—by more than just ghosts.

Kevin Patterson, the producer of the Dickens Fair, recalls that the fair sprang from a Victorian-themed Christmas party his parents threw one year. It was so beautifully conceived, with detailed decorations and authentic costumes, that many of the guests said, “You have to do a Victorian Faire. Like the Renaissance Faires, only with Dickens characters!’ A year or two later, the Great Dickens Christmas Fair was born. After a hiatus in the ’90s—due largely to the Loma Prieta earthquake—Kevin and his wife Melanie resurrected the Dickens Fair in 2000, moving it to the Cow Palace, in Daly City, where it has grown into a true Northern California holiday institution.

Kevin Patterson

“I was 10 when the first Dickens Faire happened. That was in the old anchor works, which is no longer there. It’s now Levi Plaza in the Embarcadero. It was an old smelting factory, with a 50-foot-high ceiling, and there was a giant chimney off to one side, with a huge opening. And I remember that the chimney sweeps—who were, for a kid of 10, the perfect Dickens Fair characters—they would use that chimney as their ‘office.’ They’d sit in there and have their tea, and they would climb up this rope into the chimney, and then crawl across the roof and come down another rope somewhere else. That’s my first memory of the Dickens Fair, and it was absolutely magical!

The version of old Victorian England that my parents created always had that sense of magic to it, though they very much wanted it to feel real, too, especially at the beginning.

Another early memory of the Fair was being recruited to play one of Fagin’s pickpockets. I remember that every day, at one point, Fagin would stand up and deliver a morality speech to the people passing by, as all of the boys would scatter out and pretend to pick the crowd’s pockets. It was very, very cool. Over the next years, I became involved in the family business in various ways, working in the box office, running my own game booths, teaching proper English pub darts at my own ‘dart parlor.’ That dart booth is now being run by one of my sons.

Since bringing the Fair back 15 years ago, I can say that not a day of the fair goes by that I don’t find myself being surprised and delighted by something I could never have expected. It’s the magic of the holiday season. People’s hearts are just a little more open at this time of year, and when you put those people in an environment where they feel playful and safe, where there are funny and interesting and delightful characters around every corner, people do the most curious things. I am amazed and gratified every single day that I produce this show, and experience it as a person.

And I do. I make sure, whenever I’m walking through the Fair—even when I’m busy—to stop and look at what’s happening around me. It chokes me up, sometimes, it honestly does. To be part of something that has brought so much magic to the Bay Area for so many years.

It’s the best Christmas gift I could ever get.”

The Great Dickens Christmas Fair, November 21-December 20, Cow Palace Exhibition Halls, Daly City; dickensfair.com.

Film: Winter song

by Richard von Busack

In Heart of a Dog, performance artist Laurie Anderson addresses the subject of grief the way she addresses any subject—by sidling up to it. “I want to tell you a story about a story,” she says, describing what a tale-teller leaves out, just out of the habit of codifying memory. She narrates through clouds of on-screen images. It’s a blend of found footage, home movies slowed and manipulated, images taken from a small camera mounted on the head of a dog and white-on-black animation.

She talks of the tension of reconciling Buddhist practice with her own letting go. Her late terrier Lolabelle was no ordinary dog. Anderson recalls going on a solo trip with Lolabelle to the Northern California coast, in an effort to see if she could expand the animal’s reputed understanding of 500 words. The presence of circling red-tails above, hunting him, taught the territorial little animal that he had a new perimeter to observe. Thus Anderson broadens the subject to include September 11, a day reminding us that death could come from the sky. New York after the attack, white with ashes like the aftermath of a snowfall, leads to the account of the death of Anderson’s mother in snow country.

The comforting yet omniscient voice is more clipped now, more urgent. There’s a shorter interval in the significant pause before she pronounces the last word in one of her koans. But faith makes a person counterintuitive sometimes: Anderson took the advice of a Buddhist advisor instead of a veterinarian; the Buddhist argued that the dog didn’t need to be put to sleep on the grounds that Lolabelle needed more time to process her impending death. This, to me, was idiotic. Is it not more likely that the question of death is above a dog’s paygrade … and that this is what gives the dying of a pet its unique keenness: They don’t understand it, and we do?

Otherwise, Anderson builds her story like a good song—first gone dog, then gone mother, then gone city. And the last voice we hear in this film is Anderson’s late husband Lou Reed on the soundtrack. Heart of a Dog is like the Sufi proverb by Idries Shah: “The rose has gone from the garden; What shall we do with the thorns?”

‘Heart of a Dog’ plays through Thursday, November 26 at the Christopher B. Smith Rafael Film Center; rafaelfilm.cafilm.org.

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