Hero & Zero: Getting Dirty & Multiple Burglaries

Hero: Want to be a hero while you breathe fresh air and get some exercise? Help the Richardson Bay Audubon Center enhance Aramburu Island. Not long ago, this 17-acre island in Richardson Bay was a bay dredge dumpsite, but with the continuing hard work and dedication of the Audubon Center, it’s transforming into a shorebird and wildlife habitat. Prepare to get dirty as you plant native species, remove invasive species and operate irrigation systems. Or maybe you’ll get a citizen scientist assignment to monitor the flying and land-bound critters living on the island. The fun happens on Saturday, February 17, from 9am to 1pm. Kids 12+ are welcome with an adult. RSVP required, due to limited boat capacity. Contact Joseph Negreann at JN*******@au*****.org or 415/388-2524.

Zero: The Canal District is experiencing a rash of burglaries targeting the immigrant community. “Everyone in our community is afraid because of the speculations that circulate about possible ICE raids. When people are afraid, criminals take advantage of them,” tweeted Omar Carrera, executive director of the Canal Alliance. Though there were eight reported burglaries in the last month, there is concern that not all victims are calling the police, due to fear that the department is working with ICE. Not true. Regardless of immigration status, the San Rafael police are there to help. “We’re everyone’s police department,” said San Rafael Chief of Police Diana Bishop. Thieves are entering through open doors and windows and they’re looking for cash. Lock up and contact the police with any information about these crimes.

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In all of history, humans have mined about 182,000 tons of gold. Best estimates suggest that there are still 35 billion tons of gold buried in the earth, but the remaining riches will be more difficult to find and collect than what we’ve already gotten. We need better technology. If I had to say who would be the entrepreneurs and inventors best qualified to lead the quest, my choice would be members of the Aries tribe. For the foreseeable future, you people will have extra skill at excavating hidden treasure and gathering resources that are hard to access.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Stories have the power to either dampen or mobilize your life energy. I hope that in the coming weeks, you will make heroic efforts to seek out the latter and avoid the former. Now is a crucial time to treat yourself to stories that will jolt you out of your habitual responses and inspire you to take long-postponed actions and awaken the sleeping parts of your soul. And that’s just half of your assignment, dear Taurus. Here’s the rest: Tell stories that help you remember the totality of who you are, and that inspire your listeners to remember the totality of who they are.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Author Anaïs Nin said, “There are two ways to reach me: By way of kisses or by way of the imagination. But there is a hierarchy: The kisses alone don’t work.” For two reasons, Anaïs’ formulation is especially apropos for you right now. First, you should not allow yourself to be seduced, tempted or won over by sweet gestures alone. You must insist on sweet gestures that are synergized by a sense of wonder and an appreciation of your unique beauty. Second, you should adopt the same approach for those you want to seduce, tempt or win over: Sweet gestures seasoned with wonder and an appreciation of their unique beauty.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Are you more inclined right now to favor temporary involvements and short-term promises? Or would you consider making brave commitments that lead you deeper into the Great Mystery? Given the upcoming astrological omens, I vote for the latter. Here’s another pair of questions for you, Cancerian: Are you inclined to meander from commotion to commotion without any game plan? Or might you invoke the magic necessary to get involved with high-quality collaborations? I’m hoping that you’ll opt for the latter. (P.S. The near future will be prime time for you to swear a sacred oath or two.)

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In March of 1996, a man burst into the studio of radio station Star FM in Wanganui, New Zealand. He took the manager hostage and issued a single demand: That the DJ play a recording of the Muppet song “The Rainbow Connection,” as sung by the puppet Kermit the Frog. Fortunately, police intervened quickly, no one was hurt and the kidnapper was jailed. In bringing this to your attention, Leo, I am certainly not suggesting that you imitate the kidnapper. Please don’t break the law or threaten anyone with harm. On the other hand, I do urge you to take dramatic, innovative action to fulfill one of your very specific desires.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Many varieties of the nettle plant will sting you if you touch the leaves and stems. Their hairs are like hypodermic needles that inject your skin with a blend of irritant chemicals. And yet nettle is also an herb with numerous medicinal properties. It can provide relief for allergies, arthritis, joint pain and urinary problems. That’s why Shakespeare invoked the nettle as a metaphor in his play Henry IV, Part 1: “Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety,” says the character named Hotspur. In accordance with the astrological omens, Virgo, I choose the nettle as your power metaphor for the first three weeks of February.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Knullrufs is a Swedish word that refers to what your hair looks like after sex: Tousled, rumpled, disordered. If I’m reading the astrological omens correctly, you should experience more knullrufs than usual in the coming weeks. You’re in a phase when you need and deserve extra pleasure and delight, especially the kind that rearranges your attitudes as well as your coiffure. You have license to exceed your normal quotas of ravenousness and rowdiness.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In his “Crazy Lake Experiment” documented on YouTube, Harvard physicist Greg Kestin takes a raft out on a lake. He drops a tablespoon of olive oil into the water, and a few minutes later, the half-acre around his boat is still and smooth. All of the small waves have disappeared. He proceeds to explain the science behind the calming effect produced by a tiny amount of oil. I suspect that you will have a metaphorically comparable power in the next two weeks, Scorpio. What’s your version of the olive oil? Your poise? Your graciousness? Your tolerance? Your insight into human nature?

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In 1989, a man spent $4 on a painting at a flea market in Adamstown, Pennsylvania. He didn’t care much for the actual image, which was a boring country scene, but he thought he could use the frame. Upon returning home, he found a document concealed behind the painting. It turned out to be a rare old copy of America’s Declaration of Independence, originally created in 1776. He eventually sold it for $2.42 million. I doubt that you will experience anything quite as spectacular in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. But I do suspect that you will find something valuable where you don’t expect it, or develop a connection with something that’s better than you imagined it would be.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In the 1740s, a teenage Capricorn girl named Eliza Lucas almost single-handedly introduced a new crop into American agriculture: Indigo, a plant used as a dye for textiles. In South Carolina, where she managed her father’s farm, indigo ultimately became the second-most-important cash crop over the next 30 years. I have astrological reasons to believe that you are now in a phase when you could likewise make innovations that will have long-range economic repercussions. Be alert for good intuitions and promising opportunities to increase your wealth.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): When I was in my early 20s, I smoked marijuana now and then. I liked it. It made me feel good and inspired my creativity and roused spiritual visions. But I reconsidered my use after encountering pagan magician Isaac Bonewits. He didn’t have a moral objection to cannabis use, but believed that it withered one’s willpower and diminished one’s determination to transform one’s life for the better. For a year, I meditated on and experimented with his hypothesis. I found it to be true, at least for me. I haven’t smoked since. My purpose in bringing this up is not to advise you about your relationship to drugs, but rather to urge you to question whether there are influences in your life that wither your willpower and diminish your determination to transform your life for the better. Now is an excellent time to examine this issue.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Would you like to shed unwieldy baggage before moving on to your next big challenge? I hope so. It will purge your soul of karmic sludge. It will prime you for a fresh start. One way to accomplish this bravery is to confess your sins and ask for forgiveness in front of a mirror. Here are data to consider: Is there anyone you know who would not give you a good character reference? Have you ever committed a seriously unethical act? Have you revealed information that was told to you in confidence? While under the influence of intoxicants or bad ideas, have you done things that you’re ashamed of? I’m not saying that you’re more guilty of these things than the rest of us; it’s just that now is your special time to seek redemption.

Homework: What’s the best, most healing trouble you could whip up right now? Testify at Freewillastrology.com.

Advice Goddess

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Q: I’m a single 33-year-old woman. Suddenly, after years of outdoor sports, I have a dime-sized dark brown sunspot on my face. It’s not cancerous, and I’m having it lasered off. This will take a while. Though I cover it with makeup, I’m terribly self-conscious about it, and I don’t want to date till it’s removed. I know how visual men are, and I don’t want a man to find out I have this thing and see me as unattractive. My friends say I’m being ridiculous.—Insecure

A: It’s a spot on your face that suggests you’ve done some stuff in the sun; it isn’t the Mark of Satan™ or a button with a message underneath, “Press here to activate the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.”

Your intuition that a clear, even complexion is important isn’t off base. Anthropologist Bernhard Fink and his colleagues did some pretty cool research on how skin tone uniformity affects perceptions of a woman’s attractiveness. This isn’t a new area of study, but almost all of the research has been on Western populations. Social science findings are more likely to be representative of human nature when the subject pool goes beyond the usual “WEIRD” participants (from Western, Educated, Industrialized, Rich, and Democratic countries—and, more often than not, 19-year-old college undergrads fighting a wicked hangover to answer survey questions for class credit).  

So Fink and his team sought out 172 men and women, ages 17 to 80, from two remote tribes—the cattle-raising Maasai in Tanzania and the forager-farmer Tsimane tribe in Bolivia—each “unfamiliar with lighter-colored skin.” The researchers explain that these tribes have no electricity and “little or no access” to magazines or newspapers from the West. They also live far from any tourist destinations, so no—no pale-faced college girls dropping by, all “C’mon, Mr. Maasai … just one more selfie with me and your totally adorbs cow!”

Tribe members were asked to assess “age, health, and attractiveness” from photographs of skin—squares of white-lady skin cropped from photos of faces of British girls and women ages 11 to 76. Echoing findings from Western populations, women with “homogenous skin color”—meaning even in tone overall, with little or no “skin discoloration” (blotches or spots)—“were judged to be younger and healthier” and more attractive.

Research finds that humans, in general, prefer faces with clear, uniform skin, which is associated with being parasite- and disease-free. There’s also strong support, from cross-cultural studies, for the notion by evolutionary psychologists that men evolved to be drawn to female features that suggest a woman is young and healthy—and thus more likely to be fertile. Men just don’t think of it in so many words—“Better babies when Mommy’s got skin like an airbrushed Vogue cover girl!”—especially not in places where the nearest newsstand is maybe four days away by donkey.

Because women coevolved with men, women anticipate this male preference for flawless skin—leading them to feel, uh, undersparkly when their facial landscape is less than pristine.

This brings us to you. The thing is, you aren’t just a skin dot with a person attached. A guy will look at the whole. Also, we accept that people use products and technology to hide or fix flaws in their appearance—or to enhance the features they have. Accordingly, a guy is not defrauding you by using Rogaine, and no man with an IQ that exceeds your bra size believes you were born wearing eye shadow.   

Ultimately, you have more control than you probably realize over how much any imperfections affect your total attractiveness. A woman I know is a living example of this. She’s got two fewer legs than most of us. But she understands—and shows it in the way she carries herself—that she’s vastly more than the sum of her (missing) parts.

In other words, your real problem is you—your feeling that this spot is some kind of boulder-sized diminisher of your worth. Chances are, this comes from putting too much weight on your looks as the source of your value. Though you may not be where you want in your career, doing regular meaningful work to help other people—like volunteer work—might be the quickest way for you to feel bigger than that dot on your face.

There’s nothing wrong with getting it lasered off, but as long as it’s still with you, try something: Revel in having it instead of going into hiding over it. I’m serious. After all, it’s basically a sign that you went outdoors and seized life—not that you got drunk and joined one of those racist Tiki torch marches and now have to hit up some tattoo artist to turn the swastikas into butterflies.

Please note: This column appears only in our online version of the paper this week.

Film: Fire & Ice

There’s a very mean thing often said about a strife-filled partnership: On the bright side, it made two people miserable instead of four. Considering that Liv Ullmann and Ingmar Bergman’s professional and personal liaison began when both were married to other partners, one might not be able to find even that silver lining.

The Norse actress Ullmann comes to the Christopher B. Smith Rafael Film Center this week to commemorate the Swedish director’s centenary (he was born on July 14, 1918). The critic Julian Murphy has described one of these films, Autumn Sonata (1978), as a particularly good gateway into Bergman’s work. Also showing is the 2012 Dheeraj Akolkar documentary Liv and Ingmar, in which Ullman speaks of the “painful connection” between her and her director.

Bergman was in his 40s, 20 years older than her when they met. He was controlling and forbidding, and was as capable of locking himself up in his study as he was of locking the doors on his actresses. Ullmann’s account of their life in Liv and Ingmar describes how he almost froze her and burned her alive on the same shoot—it was for 1968’s Shame, probably a movie worth dying for.

After the two separated, Ullmann went to Hollywood and was cast in big-money flops. Time and Newsweek put her on the cover as a Nordic screen goddess, but time brought her back to Bergman, and she was there the day he died in 2007.

Those who are confident that there cannot be such a thing as an anti-war movie need to see Shame, about a pair of gentle berry-growers, made refugees by a fictional civil war. Bergman and Ullmann’s lucid nightmare dwarves all of the many post-apocalyptic films that we can’t seem to get enough of in this century.

A Tribute to Liv Ullmann, Feb. 2-4, Christopher B. Smith Rafael Film Center, 1118 Fourth St., San Rafael; 415/454-5813; rafaelfilm.cafilm.org.

Theater: One Joke

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As longtime readers of this column may be aware, I’ve been an enthusiastic supporter of San Rafael’s AlterTheater since its inception in 2004. While careful to remain objective in judging production quality, I’ve admired the plucky determination of founding artistic director Jeanette Harrison and her associates to produce minimum-budget shows in empty Fourth Street storefronts, using mainly community actors who borrow their “costumes” from bedroom closets and work with minimal scenic elements (sets, lighting, props). Nobody—neither staff nor performers—was paid very much, if anything. They worked out of love for the art form and the hope that ultimately this little underfunded company could become an influential source of new work.

Progress has been steady. The company signed on to a low-tier Equity contract that allows use of professional actors. Improved productions have resulted in several awards from Bay Area arts organizations. Grants were received. Performances were occasionally mounted in American Conservatory Theater’s (A.C.T.) The Costume Shop performance space in San Francisco, offering wider audience exposure. Most importantly, a new play development program (AlterLab) for promising writers was established and some of the scripts incubated by it have had successful launches into the wider theater world.

At each step the quality bar has risen, usually with positive results. As might be expected, however, there have been occasional hiccups. The latest, Larissa FastHorse’s Cow Pie Bingo, is currently on view in a vacant San Rafael storefront near the west end of the Fourth Street business district.

It’s hard to find much to admire in this hard-to-follow, one-joke comedy developed by FastHorse during her recent company residency. The title tells you just about everything you need to know about her subject. Although “cow pie bingo” is still used as a charity fundraiser at county fairs and other celebrations in rural areas throughout the country, the play’s unspecified setting is probably South Dakota, where the writer of Lakota Native American descent grew up. The idea is to mark out a field in squares like a bingo sheet and then introduce a cow to wander about munching whatever there is to munch, passing gas along the way (as cows are wont to do) and eventually pooping in one of the squares. Bets are placed by onlookers and the cash prize is divided between the winner and a designated charity.

There you have the play’s main source of humor—watching Gwen Loeb as a bovine named Maybelle, snorting, chewing her cud and farting as she meanders about a performance space that is delimited by a couple of haybales and a pair of sky blue flats. In a published interview, FastHorse reveals that in real life the game can take four-to-six hours; on stage it’s only 90 uninterrupted minutes, but that’s more than enough for the joke to wear thin, despite Loeb’s endearing performance.

In fairness, FastHorse does introduce other issues. The capitalist system is knocked for a threatened closure of the event because of money owed. There is an impassioned plea for humans to treat animals humanely, and when Maybelle poops on cue to save the day after being trained to do her duty when she reaches a certain numbered square, the question is raised about whether cheating for a good cause is moral.

These matters might have had greater impact if the production values were higher. This particular AlterTheater storefront is an echo chamber that makes much of the rapidly delivered dialogue hard to understand. Perhaps it was the new space, but I also had the feeling that although the cast of usually dependable actors was seasoned by a two-week run at The Costume Shop prior to moving to Marin, the performance on opening night needed more rehearsal to achieve the needed focus.

In closing, I have to say that the small audience seemed to enjoy what seemed to be a send-up of American country rustics. They certainly can draw laughter, but it should be remembered that these were among the “deplorables” who were mocked by a certain candidate in last year’s presidential election. She lost.

NOW PLAYING: AlterTheater’s Cow Pie Bingo runs through February 18 at 1344 Fourth St., San Rafael; 415/454-2787; altertheater.org.

Food & Drink: CSA Plus

Many of us intend to go to the farmers’ market every week. In California we appreciate how lucky we are to have fresh produce year-round. However, it seems that all too often we run out of time, the trip to the market never happens and somehow it becomes a rarity. Enter David Levine, who brings the farmers’ market to our doorsteps.

After a career in the restaurant industry mostly in the Midwest, Levine moved to Marin with his family five years ago. This month his brand-new business Three County Collective made its first 10 deliveries in Sonoma, Napa and Marin counties. Levine hopes that the orders will continue to come in.

Here’s how it works: The Terra Linda resident sources fruits, vegetables and handcrafted products made from local artisans. Shoppers place their orders online, with a Sunday cutoff. Deliveries are made on Wednesday—in the middle of the night or early-morning hours—when it’s still cold. Given the season, the majority of products include meats, cheeses and pantry items like spreads, jams, coffee and breads.

“I consider us a CSA [Community Supported Agriculture] plus,” explains Levine, whose model supports multiple sources. He also works with very small producers who often only sell their products at the farmers’ markets. “Our goal or motivation was to help farms, ranches and artisans who wanted to start their own CSA or delivery system, but didn’t have the time or resources—we are doing it for them.”

There is a $50 minimum and a $4 delivery/handling fee for all orders. The locally harvested and produced items are delivered in insulated eco-friendly grocery totes, which are exchanged on the next order. To learn more or to order your own taste of the county, visit threecountycollective.com.

Feature: Creative Process

“A lot of my writing process is thinking, and not typing,” admits playwright Lauren Gunderson, of San Francisco. “What that means is that I tend to work on several projects at once, crossing from one to the other, back-and-forth in my mind, comparing and considering how this one could go and what the possibilities are for that one. And I’m usually also editing another mostly finished project, while preparing to pitch a new idea to a different company.”

In other words, writing—for Gunderson, anyway—is as much about juggling thoughts, keeping ideas spinning and researching the details of every fresh project, as it is about actually sitting down and putting words on a page.

Gunderson should know. Though only in her mid-30s, she’s put more words on more pages than many playwrights do in their entire careers. The astoundingly prolific playwright, with 27 stage productions taking place around the country during the current 2017-2018 theater season, is, as a result, among the most produced playwrights in America.

Born in Atlanta, Georgia, Gunderson studied writing and drama at Emory University, and then dramatic writing at New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts. Displaying an obvious appreciation for science and literature, her plays have generally featured real-life women or men of science or art, and many employ themes borrowed from Shakespeare. Her better-known plays include Emilie: La Marquise du Chatelet Defends Her Life Tonight, about the little-known 18th century French mathematician, Leap, about a young Isaac Newton, Silent Sky, about pioneering astronomer Henrietta Swan Leavitt, I and You, about a pair of modern teens unlocking the mysteries of life and death while collaborating on a Walt Whitman project for school, and the recent Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberley—a sequel, of sorts, to Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice.

And that’s just the beginning.

Now roughly halfway through a three-year residency at Marin Theatre Company (MTC), Gunderson’s fast-growing catalog of plays is soon going to expand. In addition to teaching playwriting and adult acting workshops, Gunderson is hard at work on at least three new titles.

“As part of the residency, I’m writing a few different plays of different sizes,” she says. “One that’s an intimate drama, one that’s a bigger, epic piece and one that we’ve still yet to decide on.”

Though she prefers not to elaborate on the subjects of the plays she’s developing at MTC, Gunderson does drop one juicy morsel of information.

“We are working on a companion piece to Miss Bennet,” she says, describing the play-in-progress as, “Another side of the same story, going downstairs this time, and spending some time with the servants of Pemberley. There are a couple of characters you will know from Pride and Prejudice, that were hidden in the last play, and then one infamous character from Jane Austen’s novel. The production in Marin was so much fun, and so successful, we really thought it would be a joy to continue telling the story.”

With that work, and the as-yet-unnamed others, the development process has been a bit unusual, Gunderson observes. Working with a core group of MTC actors, Gunderson brings in new pages every few months. Sometimes she’s got several pages, and sometimes only a few, “depending,” Gunderson says with a laugh, “on how productive I’ve been able to be. It’s like having a constant deadline.”

Asked if she’s the kind of playwright who needs a deadline to get going, Gunderson laughs again.

“Well, I love writing,” she says, “so I generally get up every morning, barely able to wait to get going. So, no, I don’t tend to need a deadline. But since I have a lot of different projects going on in my head at all times, choosing which one to hone in on is where having a deadline helps. ‘Oh, I have a reading of a play in two weeks? I guess I should probably get to writing that one.’”

Working with MTC, she adds, gives her an additional incentive.

“Just knowing that when we get in the room together to work on new stuff, something interesting will happen, that’s a pretty great motivation,” she says. “All of that interaction and conversation is incredibly valuable, as a writer. Usually, a playwright finishes the play they are writing before getting that kind of feedback. But for me, working with Marin Theatre Company, I get to hear all of that stuff as I go. It’s really very cool.”

Workshops with Lauren Gunderson

Playwriting Intensive: The Why of Theatre—Saturday, February 3, 11am to 3:30pm.

Playwriting Intensive: The How of Theatre—Saturday, Feb. 10, 11am to 3:30pm; registration deadline Feb. 2.

Each workshop is $125; there is a 30-minute lunch break; Marin Theatre Company, 397 Miller Ave., Mill Valley. To register, contact Ashleigh Worley, director of education at 415/322-6049, or as******@ma**********.org.

This Week in the Pacific Sun

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This week in the Pacific Sun, our Health & Wellness Issue features Soulstice Mind + Body Spa, which offers yoga, meditation, massage and more, and VERTLY, offering cannabis body products. On top of that, we’ve got a story about the flu, a piece about local honey and a review of ‘The Children’s Hour.’ All that and more on stands and online today! And if you have a fragment of time, don’t forget to vote for the Best of Marin!

Hero & Zero: Spotted Owls & ICE

Hero: Score one for the spotted owls. The Marin Audubon Society settled a lawsuit with the Marin County Open Space District and won the nighttime closure of 10 trails to protect the nocturnal birds during their breeding season. As part of a five-year pilot program, the trails will remain closed one hour after sunset until sunrise, from February 1 through July 31. The county will also use passive infrared technology and Bluetooth to collect visitation data at these areas. Don’t worry; the data won’t be used to identify people or issue citations. The closures include Boulder Springs Trail, Willis Evans Trail, Hunt Camp Trail, Haute Lagunitas Trail, Fairway Trail, Octopus Trail, Piedmont Trail, Warner Canyon Trail, Porcupine Trail and Blue Ridge Fire Road. Fly forth and multiply, spotted owls.

Zero: Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) may soon be targeting undocumented people in Northern California in a major sweep. Though California and Marin County are sanctuary jurisdictions seeking to protect their immigrant residents, thanks to Donald Trump and Jeff Sessions, ICE refuses to honor this status. According to the Marin Rapid Response Network, a local organization that defends the rights of immigrants, if ICE officers are knocking, exercise your Fourth and Fifth Amendment rights under the United States Constitution. Stay silent. Keep your door closed unless they slide a valid warrant to enter, with your name on it, underneath the door. Don’t provide them with any documents or sign anything. Witnesses to an ICE raid should immediately call the Marin Rapid Response Network hotline at 415/991-4545.

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Anders Haugen competed for the U.S. as a ski jumper in the 1924 Winter Olympics. Although he was an accomplished athlete who had previously set a world record for distance, he won no medals at the games. But wait! Fifty years later, a sports historian discovered that there had been a scoring mistake back in 1924. In fact, Haugen had done well enough to win the bronze medal. The mistake was rectified, and he finally got his long-postponed award. I foresee a comparable development happening in your life, Aries. Recognition or appreciation that you deserved to receive some time ago will finally come your way.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In 1899, Sobhuza II became King of Swaziland even though he was less than five months old. He kept his job for the next 82 years, and along the way managed to play an important role when his nation gained independence from the colonial rule of the United Kingdom. These days you may feel a bit like Sobhuza did when he was still in diapers, Taurus: Not sufficiently prepared or mature for the greater responsibilities that are coming your way. But just as he received competent help in his early years from his uncle and grandmother, I suspect that you’ll receive the support you’ll need to ripen.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In my ideal world, dancing and singing wouldn’t be luxuries practiced primarily by professionals. They would be regular occurrences in our daily routines. We’d dance and sing whenever we needed a break from the numbing trance. We’d whirl and hum to pass the time. We would greet each other with an interpretative movement and a little tune. In schools, dance and song would be a standard part of the curriculum—as important as math and history. That’s my utopian dream, Gemini. What’s yours? In accordance with the astrological omens, I urge you to identify the soul medicine you’d love to incorporate into your everyday regimen. Then go ahead and incorporate it! It’s time for you to get more aggressive about creating the world you want to live in.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Psychology pioneer Carl Jung believed that most of our big problems can never be fully solved. And that’s actually a good thing. Working on them keeps us lively, in a state of constant transformation. It ensures that we don’t stagnate. I generally agree with Jung’s high opinion of our problems. We should indeed be grateful for the way they impel us to grow. However, I think that’s irrelevant for you right now. Why? Because you have an unprecedented opportunity to solve and graduate from a major long-running problem. So no, don’t be grateful for it. Get rid of it. Say goodbye to it forever.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Between now and March 21, you will be invited, encouraged and pushed to deepen your understanding of intimate relationships. You will have the chance to learn much, much more about how to create the kind of togetherness that both comforts and inspires you. Will you take advantage of this eight-week opportunity? I hope so. You may imagine that you have more pressing matters to attend to. But the fact is that cultivating your relationship skills would transform you in ways that would best serve those other pressing matters.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In December, mass protests broke out in Mashhad, Iran’s second-largest city. Why? The economy had been gradually worsening. Inflation was slowly but surely exacting a toll. Unemployment was increasing. But one of the immediate triggers for the uprising was a 40-percent hike in the price of eggs. It focused the Iranian people’s collective angst and galvanized a dramatic response. I’m predicting a comparable sequence in your personal future, Virgo. A specific irritant will emerge, motivating you to stop putting up with trends that have been subtly bothering you.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the late 1980s, Budweiser used a Bull Terrier to promote its Bud Light beer in commercials. The dog, who became mega-famous, was presented as a rich macho party animal named Spuds MacKenzie. The ad campaign was successful, boosting sales 20 percent. But the truth was that the actor playing Spuds was a female dog whose owners called her Evie. To earn money, the poor creature, who was born under the sign of Libra, was forced to assume a false identity. To honor Evie’s memory, and in alignment with current astrological omens, I urge you human Libras to strip away any layers of false identity that you’ve been pressured to acquire. Be your real self—to the max.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The giant panda is a bear native to China. In the wild, its diet is 99 percent bamboo. But bamboo is not an energy-rich food, which means that the creature has to compensate by consuming 20 to 30 pounds of the stuff every day. Because it’s so busy gathering its sustenance, the panda doesn’t have time to do much socializing. I mention this, Scorpio, because I want to offer up the panda as your anti-power animal for the coming weeks. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you should have a diversified approach to getting your needs met—not just in regards to food, but in every other way as well. Variety is not just the spice of life; it’s the essence.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’re the star of the “movie” that endlessly unfolds in your imagination. There may be a number of other lead actors and actresses, but few if any have your luster and stature. You also have a supporting cast, as well as a full complement of extras. To generate all of the adventure that you need, your story needs a lot of dramatis personae. In the coming weeks, I suggest that you be alert for certain minor characters who are primed to start playing a bigger role in your narrative. Consider the possibility of inviting them to say and do more to advance the plot.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Thirty-five miles per hour is typically the highest speed attained by the U.S. Navy’s Nimitz-class aircraft carriers. That’s not very fast. On the other hand, each ship’s engine generates 190 megawatts, enough to provide the energy needs of 140,000 houses, and can go more than 20 years without refueling. If you don’t mind, I’m going to compare you to one of those aircraft carriers during the next four weeks. You may not be moving fast, but you will have maximum stamina and power.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The pawpaw is a tasty fruit that blends the flavors of mango, banana and melon. But you rarely find it in grocery stores. One reason is that the fruit ripens very fast after being picked. Another is that the pollination process is complicated. In response to these issues, a plant scientist named Neal Peterson has been trying to breed the pawpaw to be more commercially viable. Because of his work, cultivated crops have finally begun showing up at some farmers’ markets. I’d like to see you undertake metaphorically similar labors in 2018, Aquarius. I think you’ll have good luck at developing rough potentials into more mature forms of expression. You’ll have skill at turning unruly raw materials into more useful resources. Now is a great time to begin.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): An iceberg is a huge chunk of ice that has cracked away from a glacier and drifted off into the open sea. Only 9 percent of it is visible above the waterline. The underwater part, which is most of the iceberg, is basically invisible. You can’t know much about it just by looking at the top. This is an apt metaphor for life itself. Most everyone and everything we encounter is 91 percent mysterious, hidden or inaccessible to our conscious understanding. That’s the weird news, Pisces. The good news is that during the next three weeks you will have an unprecedented ability to get better acquainted with the other 91 percent of anything or anyone you choose to explore.

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