Hero & Zero

Hero
ExtraFood, a food recovery program working to end hunger and wasted food in Marin, just received its first refrigerated truck. Until now, the heroic nonprofit relied on its volunteers to transport food in their own vehicles. For the one in five people that need food assistance in our county, the new truck is a gamechanger. It enables the nonprofit to rescue one million pounds of food and feed 9,000 vulnerable people each month. A huge and heroic shout-out to the truck’s sponsors: the Bothin Foundation, Marin Community Foundation, Whole Foods Market, Nugget Markets, Marin General Hospital, Kaiser Permanente, Homeward Bound of Marin, West Marin Community Services, St. Vincent de Paul Society of Marin County, Whistlestop Nourish, Marin Sanitary Service, Recology and Zero Waste Marin.
Zero
Despite the continued rains, spring has arrived and with it, baby animals. Keeping away from young wildlife may sound like common sense, but apparently some humans lack that gene. The Marine Mammal Center in the Marin Headlands reports that people are taking selfies with harbor seal pups and putting the animals at risk for abandonment by their mothers. And, the center says even when they explain the reason for staying away from the pups; some folks just don’t believe it. Let’s consider the facts: harbor seal moms leave their offspring for short periods of time to forage for food offshore, but they keep an eye on them. If the mother sees a person or a dog near her baby, she’ll often abandon it. Sadly, an abandoned pup slowly starves to death. So forget about that photo with the cute baby seal you see alone on the beach. By skipping the selfie, you may save a pup’s life. The Marine Mammal Center advises people to stay at least 50 yards away from that cute harbor seal pup.
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Fur Flies

Whether for meat or for fur (“Bunny Tale,” April 3), utilizing the byproduct normalizes the fur culture. The message of this bill is for the state to denounce support of this unethical industry and prevent reason for fur sales. Excluding rabbit fur from the bill would not be congruent with the values of the majority of California’s constituents. This statewide majority far outweighs the values of the one small Northern California district represented by Assemblyman Levine. Levin’s spokesperson states: “Assemblymember Levine supports maintaining the highest ethical standards for the production of legal animal products in California.” If it is agreed by the majority that the fur industry is unethical then Mr. Levin must acknowledge all animals regardless of how the byproducts are used.

Lisa Rockwell, via Bohemian.com

Rabbits are the most abused animals on the planet. Exploited not only for their flesh and fur, they are victimized in research, used as bait and live food for other animals, and even as “pets,” they are often neglected and abandoned resulting in them being the third most euthanized animal in American Shelters. Exempting them from the meager protection of not being skinned alive in order to take their fur is a slap in the face to those of us who value them as the clean quiet engaging and affectionate companions they are.

I wish everyone reading this would call member Levine’s office and ask him to represent his entire district, not just a single constituent and withdraw this ill fated request.

Genevieve Campos, via Bohemian.com

Will Carruthers, thank you for taking the the time to interview me for this article. Much of what I said is not included in the article. It’s important that we provide accurate information about rabbits in general, and rabbit fur in specifics.

First, I would like to clarify that SaveABunny is not an animal rights group. We are a 501c3 nonprofit rescue and advocacy group that provides an invaluable, community service. While some individuals who volunteer for this group may be involved with animal rights groups, the majority of our supporters are families who have adopted rabbits as treasured members of their family.

We work with over 30 animal shelters and have rescued 5,000 rabbits since 1999. We provide an invaluable, life-giving and positive service to California and receive no government funding. We are a grass-roots, primarily volunteer-based group. Unlike Mark Pasternack, we do not have a paid lobbyist or tax paid politician working on our behalf.

The photo of rabbits in this article are living in painful, cruel conditions while they wait to die. They are the exact same breed and species you can adopt from your local shelter or a rescue group as a pet. Any rabbit can be called a meat rabbit for convenience. The rabbits in the photo are also babies and juveniles. What you see is the equivalent of immobilizing veal crates for rabbits.

Rabbits are as intelligent as cats and dogs. Their basic needs to be able to move freely and exercise is not given. Additionally, they are living on hard wire cages which routinely cut into their feet leaving deep, stabbing wounds that go untreated.

Pasternak himself exhibits how there will be increased rabbit farming when he says he sold a trio of breeder rabbits to someone. What is the business arrangement for this and who does it benefit?

If California truly wants to be a fur free state rabbits should be included and protected in the ban. Otherwise, it is hypocritical and serves a very small group of people who will make a lot of money.

We would appreciate the opportunity for you to do a follow up on rabbits as companions in the state of California. In the U.S., rabbits are the 4th most popular pet with over 3 million homes living with companion rabbits. Even Vice President Mike Pence lives with a pet rabbit, so rabbits as pets is hardly a fringe idea and lifestyle.

Thank you again for your time and consideration of the points I have raised.

Marcy Berman (not Schaaf), Founder and Executive Director, SaveABunny

‘Peanuts’ Gallery

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You won’t find Clark Gesner’s You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown in the pantheon of great American musicals. What began as a concept album in 1966 soon transmogrified into a very successful off-Broadway show that never really cut it on Broadway.

Nevertheless, its simple staging and audience familiarity with the source material have made it a staple of community theaters. The Novato Theater Company brings it to their stage in a Michael Ross-directed production that runs through April 28.

There’s no plot to speak of, just a series of vignettes featuring the beloved characters from the Charles Schulz strip. The daily tribulations of Charlie Brown (Robert Nelson), Linus (Lorenzo Alviso), Lucy (Tika Moon), Sally (Julianne Thompson Bretan), Schroeder (Paul Hogarth), and Snoopy (Jake Gale) are set to Gesner’s pleasant but mostly unmemorable music and lyrics.

The musical covers familiar “Peanuts” territory with bits like Charlie Brown’s pining for the little redheaded girl, Linus’s blanket and Lucy’s psychiatrist booth.

Ross’s cast is uneven. Nelson, a usually reliable musical-comedy performer, misses the mark as Charlie Brown, coming off as more of a whiner than the melancholy, gentle-hearted character we’ve come to know. Moon needs to find more variation in her delivery for Lucy.

Alviso hits the mark as the philosophical Linus, whose asides are a frequent source of amusement. Hogarth has fun with “Beethoven Day”—one of the show’s better musical numbers—and Thompson Bretan makes for a feisty Sally. Gale, whose take on Snoopy as the smartest “person” in the room is an interesting one, delivers the show’s high point with his spirited delivery of “Suppertime.”

The simple, functional set by Michael Walraven gets a lift from the enormously colorful scenic artistry of Kristy Arroyo.

Affection for Schulz’s creation aside, in the end You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown is as two-dimensional as one of the strips.

’You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ runs Friday–Sunday through April 28 at the Novato Theater Company, 5420 Nave Drive, Ste. C, Novato. Friday–Saturday, 8pm; Sunday, 2pm. $18–$30. 415.883.4498. novatotheatercompany.org.

License to Grow

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North Coast state senator Mike McGuire (D, Healdsburg), introduced SB 67 last week in an effort to shore up a teetering legal cannabis market that’s seeing temporary cultivation licenses expire without a long-term solution in place.

The fear, says McGuire, is that cannabis growers in California who were lured from the black market into the new world of legalization, will be “dropping back into the black market at no fault of their own. Without valid licenses, there isn’t a legal, regulated market here in the Golden State and a crisis will take hold.”

The bill would extend temporary growing licenses now held by farmers while their annual applications are being processed.

Gov. Gavin Newsom had already taken executive action to put an expedited licensing process in place but, says McGuire, “we remain concerned that the processing time may still not be able to address the large number of temporary licenses out there.”

Since the passage of Proposition 64 in 2016, there are some 6,900 temporary state cannabis growing licenses in the state system that will expire by July without government action. Four thousand temporary growing licenses issued by the California Department of Food and Agriculture expired this month.

Marin County has taken a cautious approach to the rollout of Proposition 64 and most of the local permitting and licensing activities have been focused on permits for the county’s cannabis-delivery businesses. Where Sonoma cities such as Santa Rosa have engaged with legalization across the full spectrum—growing, processing, marketing, retail shops—San Rafael, for example, has flat-out banned the commercial cultivation of cannabis within the city limits. Seventy percent of Marin County residents voted in favor of legalization. —Tom Gogola

Flashback

50 Years Ago

The uneasy truce in the San Geronimo Valley between hips and straights was shattered by an Easter Sunday celebration. The straights were outraged by rock music and “obscene” language over a loudspeaker. But what seemed to bug them the most was the fact that children could redeem prize Easter eggs for money. The hip set considered this a beautiful put-on of what they consider to be the money-oriented middle class society.

—April 9, 1969

40 Years Ago

Radioactive steam pouring out of the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant near Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, has driven home the ultimate question about atomic energy—can we afford to keep these plants operating?

There are now 70 active nuclear power plants in the U.S. with 90 under construction, an overall average of more than three for every state in the union. Nearly every major American city is within 50 miles of at least one. Chicago is ringed with them, as is, to a lesser extent, New York City.

Do the risks of another Three Mile Island outweigh the staggering capital and energy costs of dismantling this mammoth nuclear program?

—Harvey Wasserman, April 6-12, 1979

30 Years Ago

As I write this, it has been more than a week since the Exxon Valdez plowed into well-known, well-marked Bligh Reef, causing the worst oil spill in U.S. history. Exxon officials are no doubt a-huddle with lawyers and accountants. The drunken captain, Joseph Hazelwood, is in hiding. To look for an apology is perhaps naive and silly; on the other hand, many judges and juries have opted for the death penalty because a defendant showed no remorse.

. . . The federal government should immediately put a price freeze on all Exxon products, so that the corporation has to absorb the cost of the oil spill rather than passing it along to consumers, which you just know is what Exxon is planning to do.

—Mary Lowry, April 7, 1989

Flashback

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Hey folks, the Flashbacks were dropped last week so we’re running a special double-length column this week! Enjoy.

20 Years Ago

“. . . Politicians love to win, so sooner or later the Republican Party has to come to its senses and boot the right wing out of the party or it will fade into irrelevancy and eventual extinction.” —Letter to the Editor, George Fulford of Mill Valley, 1999

 

40 Years Ago

“America’s corporate executives and pop culture moguls seem to know something the rest of us don’t. While Congress debates spending a few million more dollars on a civil defense program against nuclear attack, the likes of Mobil Oil, IBM, Bank of America and even Rolling Stone magazine are busily stashing their most precious documents in nuclear-proof vaults deep in the bowels of the earth.

. . .‘The threat of enemy aggression grows with each passing year,’ warns a sales brochure from Western States Atomic Vaults, Inc. (WSAV), a 25-year-old veteran of the Cold War. WSAV and similar companies are making sure that when the time comes, or passes, the documents that made America great will still be around for future generations, if there are any.” —Mark Schapiro, March 30, 1979

 

“Three men from Mill Valley can’t find any sane reason for marijuana being illegal and they are doing their best to help repeal the 1937 state law against marijuana and hashish. The three are Stephen Samuels, Richard Moon and Paul Ehrlich. They’re spearheading the northern California campaign to circulate enough petitions to qualify for the June 1980 ballot.

Just think of what the tax-poor cities and the county of Marin could do with the cannabis sales tax, folks. Our worries would be over.

But what bothers the proponents of the initiative even more is that it costs $600 million tax dollars a year to enforce outdated marijuana laws. ‘It’s a $48 billion industry gone underground, untaxed,’ said Samuels this week as he distributed quantities of petitions around the county.” —Joanne Williams, March 23, 1979

 

50 Years Ago

“A bit of confusion enveloped a natural gas fire that burned for nearly six hours at a construction site in the Brete Harte Heights area of San Rafael. A tractor “blew up” and the county fire department fought the blaze for three hours. Finally, realizing that 60 gallons of diesel couldn’t burn THAT long, the firemen called PG&E. After another long delay, the utility crew found and shut off a gas line which had been ruptured by the tractor.” —Newsgram, April 3, 1969

“The county’s intrepid dope squad came up with two intriguing, if not particularly weighty, raids. Nailed were a cleaning place in Larkspur where LSD was allegedly being dispensed, and a birthday party in San Rafael where the cook had purportedly improved on Alice B. Toklas and her marijuana brownies by putting grass in the birthday cake. However, out in West Marin the raiders drew a complete blank. A ten-man swoop on a ranch house provided not so much as a single marijuana seed.” —Newsgram, April 27, 1969

 

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Bunny Tales

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School House Rocks

When he’s not out there defending North Bay rabbit farmers, Marc Levine is also mightily tuned-in to the region’s affordable housing crunch.The San Rafael state assemblyman introduced AB 1648 last week in an effort to streamline the state-mandated environmental review for affordable housing that’s built on local school district surplus properties.

The idea, of course, is to bring teachers, and perhaps parents, closer to the schools they work at or send their kids to. The bill would give authority to school districts to provide housing preference for teachers, who often cannot afford to live where they work in pricey Marin. Levine’s bill takes aim at the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) by requiring approvals of affordable housing projects on school district-owned properties within seven months of the filing of a certified record of the CEQA proceedings with a court. That’s a long way of saying that his bill would limit or eliminate costly lawsuits from neighbors who may disapprove of the affordable housing plan.

In a statement, Levine notes that the same CEQA rule applies to the building of sports stadiums and called on lawmakers to expedite the process for affordable housing, too. Marin Superintendent of Schools Mary Jane Burke’s in favor of the local pols’ latest legislative push as she notes that having affordable-housing options for teachers and staff “will enable our schools to attract and retain a quality workforce,” she says. ”Our students deserve the very best educational opportunities and retaining qualified staff is paramount to making this happen.”

Premium Plan

State Senator Bill Dodd’s got a pretty good idea, too, that’s now making its way through Sacramento’s committee process. SB 290 would, for the first time, allow California to take out an insurance policy on itself in the (pretty likely) event of future wildfires or other disasters. “Why doesn’t the state have disaster insurance to reduce its financial exposure,” he asks, non-rhetorically.

Dodd’s bill is co-sponsored by Insurance Commissioner Ricardo Lara and state Treasurer Fiona Ma. The bill authorizes their agencies, and the governor’s office, to “enter into an insurance policy that pays out when California has unexpected disaster costs.” It would basically work like a home insurance policy.

Dodd notes in a statement that this is how they do it in Oregon, not to mention at the World Bank. They’ve both used insurance policies to protect taxpayers from financial exposure after a disaster. In the last 12 years, California has experienced 11 of the 20 most destructive fires in its history, the senator observes, including last year’s Paradise Fire, which was the most destructive fire in state history and has a $8 billion price tag for Californians to chew on. Dodd’s bill is parked in the Senate Committee on Appropriations, awaiting its next vote. —Tom Gogola

Bluegrass Wizards

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Tommy; the name is synonymous with the rock opera concept ever since the Who released their double-album Tommy in 1969. Featuring classic rock songs that tell the story of a “deaf, dumb and blind kid” who played a mean game of pinball, Tommy has been made into a movie, a Broadway stage production, and, of course, its own pinball machine.

Now, fans can hear it in a new light, as a bluegrass opry courtesy of the HillBenders, who perform on Sunday, April 7, at Sweetwater Music Hall.

Formed in Missouri 10 years back, the HillBenders wear a variety of influences, making them popular with all kinds of audiences. One of their biggest fans was SXSW co-founder Louis Jay Meyers, a former Folk Alliance director and longtime musician and producer who first conceived of transposing Tommy into a bluegrass sound almost two decades ago.

“About five years ago, our friend Louis Meyers hit us with this idea,” says HillBenders guitarist Jim Rea. “We were at a fork in the road as a band and I loved the Tommy record. So I just ran through some of these tunes, and he was right. It was a great idea.”

Rea took on the project as musical director and charted the album into bluegrass form. In 2015, the HillBenders released an album, Tommy: A Bluegrass Opry, that featured their rendition of every track on the original double-album, and they turned the opry into a 75-minute live show that they’ve toured with around the world.

“It can be a head-scratcher,” says Rea of turning classic rock songs into bluegrass. “But you can fool with the rhythms to give it an up-tempo bluegrass feel and almost all the songs seemed to fit into that.”

While the band’s instrumentation remains traditionally bluegrass, they achieve a percussive beat in their acoustic music. “We’ve got the Keith Moon of the dobro,” says Rea of band mate Chad “Gravy Boat” Graves, who slaps the resonating stringed instruments like a drum. The band also holds strong on the harmonies and they lead audiences through the story of Tommy through dialogue and banter at their live shows.

“We wanted to stay true to the original stuff,” says Rea. “The biggest compliment we get from the Who fans who see us is that we are honoring the music.”

The HillBenders present ‘The Who’s TOMMY: A Bluegrass Opry’ on Sunday, April 7, at Sweetwater Music Hall, 19 Corte Madera Ave, Mill Valley. 7pm. $28-$32. 415.388.3850.

Zero Hour

This winery has been in business for 50 years, but they just opened up. Opened up the back wall, that is, to a sweeping view of the Napa Valley.

Last week, ZD Wines celebrated their founding 50 years ago and the completion of a new look for their tasting room. The only thing I remembered about the last time I stopped in was the cavernous, gloomy tasting room, so I hadn’t been back in 10 years.

Glass of 50th Anniversary Cuvée sparkling wine ($75) in hand, I am drawn to what looks like a real, roaring fire. Yes it is, winery CEO and director of winemaking Robert deLeuze tells me. But it was there before the remodel, which split the space and brightened it up. And this isn’t even the real tasting room yet, says deLeuze, who left UC Davis in the middle of his studies in 1983 to help his father build the first incarnation of this winery on Silverado Trail. Soon we’re joined by his son, Brandon deLeuze, whose title is winemaker, although they’ve still got senior winemaker Chris Pisani, who’s been on the payroll here for 23 years. I think that’s all the winemakers, but there are more deLeuzes working here to be sure, and they seem like good folks to work for. They’re the “D” part of the equation. Back in 1969, Norman deLeuze and fellow engineer Gino Zepponi thought it would be fun to make two wines, calling their effort “ZD” for one obvious reason and one nerdy reason: “zero defects” in engineer jargon. And here we are.

And here’s that 1969 Pinot Noir, which the family is sharing thanks to some collectors with deep cellars. Sourced from Rene diRosa’s Winery Lake vineyard, it has the bouquet of dried orange blossoms pressed in an old book for a long time, and lingers not a moment on the tongue before it’s gone.

Sticking around a bit longer is the earthy, meaty 2017 Founder’s Reserve Pinot Noir ($90), from ZD’s certified organic estate vineyard in Carneros. And although the winery’s bread and butter is a lean and lemony style of California appellation Chardonnay, barrel fermented in American oak but without malolactic secondary fermentation—so, more bread than butter—the winery is upvalley, after all, so they make a 2015 Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon ($230) that’s big on juicy licorice flavor but soft on tannin. The remodel on the upstairs tasting room must also have been expensive, but the sweeping Napa Valley view is worth it—zero gloom.

That other wine made by Zepponi and deLeuze back in the day? Riesling, but alas, they haven’t had that spirit here since, well, a while.

ZD Wines, 8383 Silverado Trail, Napa. Daily, 10am–4pm. 707.963.5188.

Horoscope

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A mushroom shaped like a horse’s hoof grows on birch trees in parts of Europe and the U.S. If you strip off its outer layer, you get amadou, spongy stuff that’s great for igniting fires. It’s not used much anymore, but it was a crucial resource for some of our ancestors. As for the word “amadou,” it’s derived from an old French term that means “tinder, kindling, spunk.” The same word was formerly used to refer to a person who is quick to light up or to something that stimulates liveliness. In accordance with astrological omens, I’m making “Amadou” your nickname for the next four weeks.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them,” wrote novelist Gabriel Garcia Marquez. “Life obliges them over and over to give birth to themselves.” Here’s what I’ll add to that: As you mature, you do your best to give birth to ever-new selves that are in alignment with the idealistic visions you have of the person you want to become. Unfortunately, most of us aren’t skilled at that task in adolescence and early adulthood, and so the selves we create may be inadequate or delusory or distorted. Fortunately, as we learn from our mistakes, we eventually learn to give birth to selves that are strong and righteous. The only problem is that the old false selves we generated along the way may persist as ghostly echoes in our psyche. And we have a sacred duty to banish those ghostly echoes. I tell you this, Taurus, because the coming months will be an excellent time to do that banishing. Ramp up your efforts NOW!

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “When spring came, there were no problems except where to be happiest,” wrote Ernest Hemingway in his memoir. He quickly amended that statement, though, mourning, “The only thing that could spoil a day was people.” Then he ventured even further, testifying, “People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.” I bring these thoughts to your attention so as to prepare you for some good news. In the next three weeks, I suspect you will far exceed your quota for encounters with people who are not “limiters of happiness”—who are as good as spring itself.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): It’s time to prove that Cancerians have more to offer than nurturing, empathizing, softening the edges, feeling deeply, getting comfortable, and being creative. Not that there’s anything wrong with those talents. On the contrary! They’re beautiful and necessary. It’s just that for now you need to avoid being pigeonholed as a gentle, sensitive soul. To gather the goodies that are potentially available to you, you’ll have to be more forthright and aggressive than usual. Is it possible for you to wield a commanding presence? Can you add a big dose of willfulness and a pinch of ferocity to your self-presentation? Yes and yes!

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): General Motors manufactured a car called the Pontiac Aztek from 2001 to 2005. It wasn’t commercially successful. One critic said it looked like “an angry kitchen appliance,” and many others agreed it was exceptionally unstylish. But later the Aztek had an odd revival because of the popularity of the TV show Breaking Bad. The show’s protagonist, Walter White, owned one, and that motivated some of his fans to emulate his taste in cars. In accordance with astrological omens, Leo, I suspect that something of yours may also enjoy a second life sometime soon. An offering that didn’t get much appreciation the first time around may undergo a resurgence. Help it do so.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Of all the female sins, hunger is the least forgivable,” laments feminist author Laurie Penny. She’s referring to the hunger “for anything, for food, sex, power, education, even love.” She continues: “If we have desires, we are expected to conceal them, to control them, to keep ourselves in check. We are supposed to be objects of desire, not desiring beings.” I’ve quoted her because I suspect it’s crucial for you to not suppress or hide your longings in the coming weeks. That’s triply true if you’re a woman, but also important if you’re a man or some other gender. You have a potential to heal deeply if you get very clear about what you hunger for and then express it frankly.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Only one of Nana Mouskouris’s vocal cords works, but over the course of an almost 60-year career, the Libran singer has sold over 30 million records in twelve different languages. Many critics speculate that her apparent disadvantage is key to her unique style. She’s a coloratura mezzo, a rare category of chanteuse who sings ornate passages with exceptional agility and purity. In the coming weeks, I suspect that you will be like Mouskouris in your ability to capitalize on a seeming lack or deprivation.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your tribe is symbolized by three animals: the scorpion, the eagle, and the mythological phoenix. Some astrologers say that the scorpion is the ruling creature of “unevolved” or immature Scorpios, whereas the eagle and phoenix are associated with those of your tribe who express the riper, more enlightened qualities of your sign. But I want to put in a plug for the scorpion as being worthy of all Scorpios. It is a hardy critter that rivals the cockroach in its ability to survive—and even thrive in—less than ideal conditions. For the next two weeks, I propose we make it your spirit creature.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sagittarian novelist Gustave Flaubert declared that it’s “our duty is to feel what is sublime and cherish what is beautiful.” But that’s a demanding task to pull off on an ongoing basis. Maybe the best we can hope for is to feel what’s sublime and cherish what’s beautiful for 30-35 days every year. Having said that, though, I’m happy to tell you that in 2019 you could get all the way up to 95-100 days of feeling what’s sublime and cherishing what’s beautiful. And as many as 15 to 17 of those days could come during the next 21.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Sommeliers are people trained to perceive the nuances of wine. By sampling a few sips, the best sommeliers can discern facts about the type of grapes that were used to make the wine and where on earth they were grown. I think that in the coming weeks you Capricorns should launch an effort to reach a comparable level of sensitivity and perceptivity about any subject you care about. It’s a favorable time to become even more masterful about your specialties; to dive deeper into the areas of knowledge that captivate your imagination.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Every language is a work-in-progress. New words constantly insinuate themselves into common usage, while others fade away. If you traveled back in time to 1719 while remaining in your current location, you’d have trouble communicating with people of that era. And today linguistic evolution is even more rapid than in previous ages. The Oxford English Dictionary adds more than a thousand new words annually. In recognition of the extra verbal skill and inventiveness you now posses, Aquarius, I invite you to coin a slew of your own fresh terms. To get you warmed up, try this utterance I coined: vorizzimo! It’s an exclamation that means “thrillingly beautiful and true.”

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): One of history’s most audacious con men was George C. Parker, a Pisces. He made his living selling property that did not legally belong to him, like the Brooklyn Bridge, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, and the Statue of Liberty. I suspect you could summon his level of salesmanship and persuasive skills in the coming weeks. But I hope you will use your nearly magical powers to make deals and perform feats that have maximum integrity. It’s OK to be a teensy bit greedy, though.

Homework: Name a beautiful thing you were never capable of doing until now. https://FreeWill Astrology.com

Advice Goddess

Q: I’m not the best housekeeper or the tidiest person. I’ve got papers everywhere, dishes in the sink, clothes on the floor, and an unmade bed. I have a very long-haired cat who leaves fur everywhere. I joke to men that “fighting entropy is a losing battle,” but it occurred to me that maybe men see my place and think either I’m lax in my own personal hygiene (I’m not) or I’d be a bad girlfriend/wife.—Sloberella

A: When a guy you’re dating wants to buy you something, it shouldn’t be a vacuum.

That said, there’s being dirty (that is, unclean) and there’s being untidy, and they’re two different things. In research looking at relationship deal breakers by evolutionary psychologist Peter K. Jonason and his colleagues, 63 percent of men named a “disheveled or unclean appearance” as the single biggest turnoff in a potential partner. However, it’s important to note that this measure was about personal hygiene, and you apparently don’t have mossy teeth or BO that sets off CDC scanners.

As for your apartment, the real problem comes if the place crosses over from cluttered to disgusting. To understand why, consider the apparent function of getting grossed out. Evolutionary psychologist Joshua Tybur explains that disgust seems to have evolved to help us avoid pathogens—and the providers of their ground and air transportation, like boogers, vomit, dead bodies, and co-workers who like to celebrate “take your flu to work!” day. In light of this, priority areas to address would be the bathroom (especially the throne) and the kitchen. Also important would be policing the cat hair and rounding up any encrusted plates or week-old chow mein containers still loitering on surfaces.

Regarding whether you should also be spending more time tidying up—that is, organizing mere clutter—living life can be seen as a series of decisions you need to make about trade-offs. Economists explain this in terms of “opportunity costs”—the benefits you have to sacrifice when you choose one option (one way to spend your time, energy, or money) over another.

To decide the level of cleaning and tidying you need to do, ask yourself how much of a luxury and how much of a necessity a boyfriend is to you. Depending on your answer—because even just clutter could put some guys off—you might decide that it’s worth it to you to begin a daily cleaning routine, simply by picking up or wiping up 10 things every morning before you start your workday.

This advice is inspired by psychologist Karl Weick’s insight into the motivational power of “small wins.” Consider that being faced with massive, seemingly insurmountable problems—like “end world hunger,” “get the Israelis to hug it out with the Palestinians,” and, in your case, “keep the apartment spotless”—breeds dread in us (“aversive feelings,” in psychologist-speak) and drains our motivation.

However, you could probably be kind of “yeah, okay” about doing 10 small tasks. (Some of these might be as minor as “pick up the sock that’s spent the week vacationing on the living room floor.”) Recasting the need to clean as a small set of daily tasks would yank away its power for dread production. In fact, chances are, through the “small win” of completing your daily 10, you’d end up feeling you accomplished something—which other research finds seems to have motivating effects throughout the day.

Finally, there is another factor to consider: truth in cleanliness. If you’re likely to fall back into your old ways (at least somewhat), your home should not be so spotless and organized that you appeal to the wrong guy—the sort who measures so his decorative geode is in its rightful position on the coffee table. Should you attract a guy like that, it’d be best to confess to your sloberella-hood and give him time to see (and decide whether he can stomach) the real you. However, with guys with more moderate standards, by doing your daily 10, you should hit the mark—giving them the impression that you’re holding off on sex because you’re done with hookups, not because you probably haven’t washed your sheets since mid-2016.

Hero & Zero

Hero ExtraFood, a food recovery program working to end hunger and wasted food in Marin, just received its first refrigerated truck. Until now, the heroic nonprofit relied on its volunteers to transport food in their own vehicles. For the one in five people that need food assistance in our county, the new truck is a gamechanger. It enables the nonprofit...

Fur Flies

Whether for meat or for fur (“Bunny Tale,” April 3), utilizing the byproduct normalizes the fur culture. The message of this bill is for the state to denounce support of this unethical industry and prevent reason for fur sales. Excluding rabbit fur from the bill would not be congruent with the values of the majority of California's constituents. This...

‘Peanuts’ Gallery

You won’t find Clark Gesner’s You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown in the pantheon of great American musicals. What began as a concept album in 1966 soon transmogrified into a very successful off-Broadway show that never really cut it on Broadway. Nevertheless, its simple staging and audience familiarity with the source material have made it a staple of community theaters....

License to Grow

North Coast state senator Mike McGuire (D, Healdsburg), introduced SB 67 last week in an effort to shore up a teetering legal cannabis market that’s seeing temporary cultivation licenses expire without a long-term solution in place. The fear, says McGuire, is that cannabis growers in California who were lured from the black market into the new world of legalization, will...

Flashback

Hey folks, the Flashbacks were dropped last week so we’re running a special double-length column this week! Enjoy. 20 Years Ago “. . . Politicians love to win, so sooner or later the Republican Party has to come to its senses and boot the right wing out of the party or it will fade into irrelevancy and eventual extinction.” —Letter to...

Bunny Tales

School House Rocks When he’s not out there defending North Bay rabbit farmers, Marc Levine is also mightily tuned-in to the region’s affordable housing crunch.The San Rafael state assemblyman introduced AB 1648 last week in an effort to streamline the state-mandated environmental review for affordable housing that’s built on local school district surplus properties. The idea, of course, is to bring...

Bluegrass Wizards

Tommy; the name is synonymous with the rock opera concept ever since the Who released their double-album Tommy in 1969. Featuring classic rock songs that tell the story of a "deaf, dumb and blind kid” who played a mean game of pinball, Tommy has been made into a movie, a Broadway stage production, and, of course, its own pinball...

Zero Hour

This winery has been in business for 50 years, but they just opened up. Opened up the back wall, that is, to a sweeping view of the Napa Valley. Last week, ZD Wines celebrated their founding 50 years ago and the completion of a new look for their tasting room. The only thing I remembered about the last time I...

Horoscope

All signs look to the 'Sun'
ARIES (March 21-April 19): A mushroom shaped like a horse's hoof grows on birch trees in parts of Europe and the U.S. If you strip off its outer layer, you get amadou, spongy stuff that's great for igniting fires. It's not used much anymore, but it was a crucial resource for some of our ancestors. As for the word...

Advice Goddess

Q: I’m not the best housekeeper or the tidiest person. I’ve got papers everywhere, dishes in the sink, clothes on the floor, and an unmade bed. I have a very long-haired cat who leaves fur everywhere. I joke to men that “fighting entropy is a losing battle,” but it occurred to me that maybe men see my place and...
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