Hero & Zero

Hero

Many of us are wondering how we can help animals affected by the Australian wildfires. When Auli Sookari, of Tam Valley, learned the Oakland Zoo was collecting pouches for the animals, instead of picking up her thread and needle alone, she recruited 17 volunteers from her neighborhood to join her in sewing the much-needed pouches. Orphaned baby marsupials require the substitute pouches for comfort and support.
Auli organized a two-day workshop, donated her studio space and provided recycled fabric and tools to the volunteers. Together, they made 105 pouches for the young marsupials, which they will be sendt to animal-rescue teams in Australia.
Thank you to Auli and her team of crafters for providing relief to the Aussie animals.

Zero

Last week, two thieves ripped off the Sports Basement in Novato’s Vintage Oaks Shopping Center. The remarkable aspect of this crime is the audacity displayed by the shoplifters. They simply walked out of the store laden with armfuls of high-end jackets. The pair made absolutely no attempt to conceal their score. After loading the stolen clothes into a silver BMW, they left the scene.
Two days later, the man and a different woman returned to Vintage Oaks. A witness to the Sports Basement crime contacted the Novato Police Department. Officers quickly responded and caught up to Marcus Anderson of Oakland. On this excursion, Anderson entered several stores in the shopping center and returned clothing without receipts. This guy is brazen. He allegedly steals stuff and then returns it to the store for a refund.
The police checked out the silver BMW at the scene and found more new apparel and a device used to remove tags from clothing. Anderson, it seems, was a busy boy.
Police booked himHe was booked into Marin County Jail on several counts of burglary and organized retail theft. They should add a charge for chutzpah, too.

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Protect the Parks

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Thank you for this important and critical letter Kay Wood (“Our Own Backyard,” Letters Jan. 15) and for bringing this issue the attention needed to address the National Parks decision. It’s sadly a decision based on money to the benefit of the cattle ranchers and is shameful for California. Here’s also to Skyler Thomas for her thoughtful and critical film on raising awareness of our national lands for all.

Denise Popovits

Via Pacificsun.com

Having hiked Pt. Reyes extensively and watched both of these films, I’ve also reached the appalling conclusion that our National Park Service has sold out our public lands to further private industry and that Jared Huffman is not only aware of this but is complicit in the fact that he’s cosponsored this deal to lengthen and extend the ranching activities. This is nothing short of a land-grab and I do not understand how self-purported “environmentally-friendly” residents of Marin County are allowing this to happen.

Further facts that cannot be disputed—all taken from public record:

• Ranching actions and activities have decimated native plants, destroyed the landscape & severely impacted 100 native plant-and-animal species listed as rare, threatened and endangered.

• Livestock are contaminating the watershed, spreading disease and placing the waters of Pt. Reyes National Seashore in the top 10 percent of U.S. locations most contaminated by feces indicated by E coli.

• Privately owned livestock are spreading exotic weeds for livestock forage, helping to further erode the native biodiversity of the park.

I believe we should reclaim this public land, let the ranchers continue their private businesses on private land as they were paid to do so many years ago and restore this place to its original purpose of preserving the natural landscape, environment and wildlife.

Pt. Reyes is the only National Seashore on the West Coast of the U.S.—it is our duty to protect and preserve it for future generations.

Diane Gentile

Via Pacificsun.com

A deal is a deal, and these ranchers got a very good deal when they were paid for their land and given 25 years to come up with a Plan B, but they didn’t move. They should have been gone by the mid-80s, but no, they just keep asking for—and receiving—more extensions. Now they want a big extension and to expand their operations. What next—petting zoos? B&B’s?—in a national park!! Most people don’t want to see cows and chickens when they go to a national park. They much prefer to see wildlife, especially the beautiful Tule elk. Dairy is NOT expanding in this country. One reads in the paper on a regular basis how dairy farms are failing as the public is endorsing plant-based milks. It’s time for these ranchers to take their cattle and go. Jared Huffman—a former environmental law attorney—has gone to the dark side in supporting these ranches. One wonders why. Surely he doesn’t have any serious opposition in the next election. Shame on him.

Sharon Ponsford

Via Pacificsun.com

Saint Drogo: the patron of sheep and coffee houses

Like many of my godless generation, I know more about Marvel superheroes than I do about saints. Still, it surprised me that I had never heard of Saint Drogo—the patron saint of coffee houses—until falling into a fateful Wikipedia wormhole. Cafes and coffee houses, after all, are the proverbial third place where my ilk of creative crusader congregates. Where has Drogo been and why isn’t there a Drogo blend at Starbucks?

I’ll hazard a guess: Besides being the patron saint of coffee houses (which is odd since coffee didn’t arrive in his native France until the 16th century—500 years after his death), Drogo is also the patron saint of sheep. This makes sense since he was a shepherd. He also lived in a cell appended to a church wall so the villagers wouldn’t have to look at him after a disease disfigured him whilst pilgrimaging across Europe. With sheep. You know what kind of medieval disease can disfigure you? Syphilis. You know where this is going?

Since the church requires living a life of “heroic virtue” for sainthood, I’d venture that the Church overlooked this in light of his alleged miracle—an ability to bilocate—meaning, he could be in two places at the same time. Witnesses claimed to see Drogo in church when other witnesses simultaneously saw him with his sheep.

This is a superpower more Marvel than Catholic, IMHO, or at least some order of quantum chicanery on par with superposition. But there’s more to ponder for the bilocation-curious per a back issue of Discover Magazine:

“About 80 years ago, scientists discovered that it is possible to be in two locations at the same time—at least for an atom or a subatomic particle, such as an electron,” wrote Tim Folger. “For such tiny objects, the world is governed by a madhouse set of physical laws known as quantum mechanics. At that size range, every bit of matter and energy exists in a state of blurry flux, allowing it to occupy not just two locations but an infinite number of them simultaneously.”

So there. Maybe Drogo existed in a state of blurry flux (a.k.a. over-caffeinated). Somehow, he’s not the patron saint of physics but they do recognize him as the Pythonesque saint of the “those whom others find repulsive.” And that’s not too baaaaad.

Identity Crisis

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It’s Christmas Eve, and a family readies their home for guests. Gifts go under a tree. They prepare food. They plan to attend Mass. Millions of Americans will do the same.

This is the first Christmas this family will spend as American citizens. Eight years after fleeing Iraq, Noura (Denmo Ibrahim), Tareq (Mattico David) and their son Yazen (Valentino Herrera) have gained naturalized citizenship as evidenced by the arrival of their new passports. The anglicized names on the passports (Nora, Tim and Alex) are a sticking point for Noura, though. She feels as if her past, and more so her identity, is being erased.

It’s the first of many conflicts explored in Heather Raffo’s Noura, a co-production of the Marin Theatre Company and San Francisco’s Golden Thread Productions. It runs in Mill Valley through Feb. 9.

One of the guests expected at Noura and Tareq’s home is Maryam (Maya Nazzal), a fellow refugee and college student they have sponsored but never met. Her condition upon arrival sets up another conflict though, curiously, her future employment in weapons development does not and barely registers with the folks who fled the bombardment of their homes.

Rafa’a (Abraham Makany), a childhood friend of Noura’s, will also attend and yes—he will be a source of conflict as well. Then again, when is a scripted Christmas dinner anything but an opportunity for secrets to be revealed and conflicts to come to a head?

Ibrahim is terrific in the title role and never more so than in the show’s quietest moments. She communicates as much with her visage as she does with the script. David, who’s played the role of Tareq off-Broadway, is also excellent as Noura’s husband who, despite his protestations, has not left quite everything from the old country behind. There’s good supporting work from Nazzal and Makany.

Raffo packs a lot into her 90-minute examination of a woman on the edge. Noura’s issue of the loss of her identity through assimilation runs deep, but there’s much more going on with her. Past decisions have come back to haunt her, and her desire to make everything right may have the opposite effect. We’ll never know as the Kate Bergstrom-directed play concludes on an ambiguous note after a drawn-out ending.

While a bit overstuffed (believe me, there’s a lot more going on than I’ve indicated), Noura is an interesting take on the modern émigré experience.

‘Noura’ runs Tuesday–Sunday through Feb. 9 at Marin Theatre Company, 397 Miller Ave., Mill Valley. Tues–Sat, 7:30pm; Sat & Sun, 2pm. $10–$60. 415.388.5208. marintheatre.org.

Lawmakers aim to tackle PG&E and affordable housing in a new session

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New Year, Old Problems

With the start of a new legislative session, state lawmakers last week scrambled to introduce bills aimed at tackling some of California’s largest problems.

  • North Bay Assemblymember Marc Levine introduced a bill to increase state oversight of PG&E during its recovery.
  • Sen. Scott Wiener (D-San Francisco) re-introduced a bill aiming to boost housing-density requirements along transit lines throughout the state. Wiener has introduced the proposal, Senate Bill 50, twice before in different forms. Last year, a proposal by Sen. Mike McGuire (D-Healdsburg) led to a carve-out for smaller communities throughout the state, including many in the North Bay.

PG&E Proposals

With the new year underway, California lawmakers are introducing new means for dealing with PG&E, the state’s largest—and most dangerous—utility.

In his budget announcement on Friday, Gov. Gavin Newsom offered yet another threat to the utility. Newsom said he is ready to “break the glass” on a plan to take the utility public. However, he stopped short of going beyond tough talk. 

What will happen to PG&E is still up in the air, but plenty of people are watching eagerly.

In the past few weeks, numerous banks and financial analysts upgraded their stock rating for PG&E’s publicly-traded parent company, PG&E Corporation. For instance, in a recent report, CitiGroup upgraded the company from a “sell” rating to a “neutral” rating.

There is plenty of reason to expect this to be a banner year for PG&E legislation, and not only because last year’s Assembly Bill 1054 sets a June 30 deadline for PG&E to exit bankruptcy.

Most lawmakers still seem partial to solutions that ensure that PG&E remains a private company. 

“Ensuring that PG&E remains an investment-grade company” is a focus of Sen. Bill Dodd (D-Napa), Utility Dive, an industry publication, reported last week.

“If you don’t have a strong, financially viable utility, you’re not going to have the investment there that allows them to do the things they need to do,” Dodd, who has led many of the legislative efforts to regulate PG&E and wildfire recovery over the past two years, told the publication.

Dodd will also consider other options—including “cooperativization [and] municipalization”—in order to “make the best decision for ratepayers.”

On Friday, Jan. 6, Levine formally introduced legislation to install an “adult in the room” to oversee PG&E’s management team.

First announced in November during a break between legislative sessions, Levine’s bill would allow the California Public Utilities Commission (CPUC) to appoint a temporary auditor to oversee the utility’s operations. 

“PG&E has proven themselves incapable of prioritizing public safety over corporate profits … Assembly Bill 1847 will help all utilities refocus their priorities on safety and increase needed public confidence in essential electrical utility services,” Levine said in a statement announcing the legislation.

AB 1847 would require the CPUC to conduct an independent analysis of PG&E’s financial health, the reliability of the utility’s infrastructure and its safety record. If the utility failed the tests, the CPUC could install a public administrator for six months. If PG&E failed the tests again, the public administrator’s term could be renewed.

Levine voted against both Senate Bill 901 and Assembly Bill 1054, two pieces of legislation that will guide the state’s utility’s through the post-wildfire period. Levine—and other critics—called both bills “bailouts” for PG&E.

But, as with many current proposals to increase regulation, Levine’s proposal ignores a crucial consideration: lax oversight by state regulators helped allow PG&E’s infrastructure to get into the sorry—and dangerous—state it is in today. Should the CPUC be given yet another oversight role?

Housing Bill Returns

Wiener unveiled the latest version of Senate Bill 50, legislation intended to boost the amount of housing produced throughout the state.

Wiener has amended the legislation several times in just over one year, due to pushback from the bill’s opponents.

At a press conference in Oakland on Tuesday, Jan. 7, protestors chanted over Wiener as he attempted to describe the latest amendments.

The legislation—which critics argue would create predominantly market-rate housing, potentially displacing current residents—has come to represent a dividing line between housing activists.

The pro-development types tend to argue that more development will lift all boats. The bill’s opponents argue that the bill doesn’t require enough affordable housing.

But Wiener’s latest amendments seem aimed at quelling local governments’ concerns.

“The amendments create a two-year delayed implementation period for the legislation, allowing cities to craft their own alternative plans that meets the goals of SB 50,” reads a statement from Wiener’s office. “If state agencies confirm that a city’s proposed alternative plan is sufficient, then the alternative plan will govern at the end of the two-year delayed implementation.”

Last spring, McGuire won a major amendment to Wiener’s proposal. In a bid to protect smaller suburban cities from the full requirements of Wiener’s proposal, McGuire introduced a competing housing-density bill calling for lower levels of density in some parts of the state than Wiener’s SB 50 proposed.

“My bottom line has always been one-size-fits-all approaches simply don’t work,” McGuire said at the time.

The current version of SB 50 lists McGuire as a co-author. The Senate must approve the current version before Friday, Jan. 31.

Lawmakers aim to tackle PG&E and affordable housing in a new session

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New Year, Old Problems

With the start of a new legislative session, state lawmakers last week scrambled to introduce bills aimed at tackling some of California’s largest problems.

  • North Bay Assemblymember Marc Levine introduced a bill to increase state oversight of PG&E during its recovery.
  • Sen. Scott Wiener (D-San Francisco) re-introduced a bill aiming to boost housing-density requirements along transit lines throughout the state. Wiener has introduced the proposal, Senate Bill 50, twice before in different forms. Last year, a proposal by Sen. Mike McGuire (D-Healdsburg) led to a carve-out for smaller communities throughout the state, including many in the North Bay.

PG&E Proposals

With the new year underway, California lawmakers are introducing new means for dealing with PG&E, the state’s largest—and most dangerous—utility.

In his budget announcement on Friday, Gov. Gavin Newsom offered yet another threat to the utility. Newsom said he is ready to “break the glass” on a plan to take the utility public. However, he stopped short of going beyond tough talk. 

What will happen to PG&E is still up in the air, but plenty of people are watching eagerly.

In the past few weeks, numerous banks and financial analysts upgraded their stock rating for PG&E’s publicly-traded parent company, PG&E Corporation. For instance, in a recent report, CitiGroup upgraded the company from a “sell” rating to a “neutral” rating.

There is plenty of reason to expect this to be a banner year for PG&E legislation, and not only because last year’s Assembly Bill 1054 sets a June 30 deadline for PG&E to exit bankruptcy.

Most lawmakers still seem partial to solutions that ensure that PG&E remains a private company. 

“Ensuring that PG&E remains an investment-grade company” is a focus of Sen. Bill Dodd (D-Napa), Utility Dive, an industry publication, reported last week.

“If you don’t have a strong, financially viable utility, you’re not going to have the investment there that allows them to do the things they need to do,” Dodd, who has led many of the legislative efforts to regulate PG&E and wildfire recovery over the past two years, told the publication.

Dodd will also consider other options—including “cooperativization [and] municipalization”—in order to “make the best decision for ratepayers.”

On Friday, Jan. 6, Levine formally introduced legislation to install an “adult in the room” to oversee PG&E’s management team.

First announced in November during a break between legislative sessions, Levine’s bill would allow the California Public Utilities Commission (CPUC) to appoint a temporary auditor to oversee the utility’s operations. 

“PG&E has proven themselves incapable of prioritizing public safety over corporate profits … Assembly Bill 1847 will help all utilities refocus their priorities on safety and increase needed public confidence in essential electrical utility services,” Levine said in a statement announcing the legislation.

AB 1847 would require the CPUC to conduct an independent analysis of PG&E’s financial health, the reliability of the utility’s infrastructure and its safety record. If the utility failed the tests, the CPUC could install a public administrator for six months. If PG&E failed the tests again, the public administrator’s term could be renewed.

Levine voted against both Senate Bill 901 and Assembly Bill 1054, two pieces of legislation that will guide the state’s utility’s through the post-wildfire period. Levine—and other critics—called both bills “bailouts” for PG&E.

But, as with many current proposals to increase regulation, Levine’s proposal ignores a crucial consideration: lax oversight by state regulators helped allow PG&E’s infrastructure to get into the sorry—and dangerous—state it is in today. Should the CPUC be given yet another oversight role?

Housing Bill Returns

Wiener unveiled the latest version of Senate Bill 50, legislation intended to boost the amount of housing produced throughout the state.

Wiener has amended the legislation several times in just over one year, due to pushback from the bill’s opponents.

At a press conference in Oakland on Tuesday, Jan. 7, protestors chanted over Wiener as he attempted to describe the latest amendments.

The legislation—which critics argue would create predominantly market-rate housing, potentially displacing current residents—has come to represent a dividing line between housing activists.

The pro-development types tend to argue that more development will lift all boats. The bill’s opponents argue that the bill doesn’t require enough affordable housing.

But Wiener’s latest amendments seem aimed at quelling local governments’ concerns.

“The amendments create a two-year delayed implementation period for the legislation, allowing cities to craft their own alternative plans that meets the goals of SB 50,” reads a statement from Wiener’s office. “If state agencies confirm that a city’s proposed alternative plan is sufficient, then the alternative plan will govern at the end of the two-year delayed implementation.”

Last spring, McGuire won a major amendment to Wiener’s proposal. In a bid to protect smaller suburban cities from the full requirements of Wiener’s proposal, McGuire introduced a competing housing-density bill calling for lower levels of density in some parts of the state than Wiener’s SB 50 proposed.

“My bottom line has always been one-size-fits-all approaches simply don’t work,” McGuire said at the time.

The current version of SB 50 lists McGuire as a co-author. The Senate must approve the current version before Friday, Jan. 31.

Fancy Food Show features local specialties

For the last 38 years, San Francisco has been host to the Specialty Food Association’s Winter Fancy FoodShow. Every January over 10,000 exhibitors from all over the world toutingtheir artisan chocolates, Italian olive oils, turmeric teas, gluten-free snacksand probiotic beverages fill the aisles of both the North and South halls ofthe Moscone Center. Food buyers, distributors and media come en masse to learn about the latest trends in thisever-growing specialty food space that claims to be a $148.7 billion dollar industry.

The Golden State is well represented by 300-plus producers who travel from as far south as Escondido and Costa Mesa, from as far inland as Mammoth Lakes and from as far north as Mendocino County to attend this trade show. Not surprisingly, Marin County—the birthplace of venerable brands such as Cowgirl Creamery, Rustic Flatbreads and Equator Coffee—continues to offer innovative and on-trend products to food lovers. Here are three North Bay makers who will be at the show this year in hopes of gaining broader visibility and the opportunity to place their products on store shelves around the country.

Becca Salmonson first created her snack mix for her workout partner after their cancer diagnosis. She set out to create a healthy mix that wasn’t too sweet but would mask the bitter, metallic taste resulting from chemotherapy. Eventually, with her friends’ and family’s encouragement, her helpful gesture morphed into a side-hustle for the Peacock Gap–based mother of three, and ultimately launched Becca’s Petites.

“I’m a nurturer at heart—cooking is like my love language,” Salmonson says.

She grew up taking care of her French-born mother, who suffered from multiple sclerosis and celiac disease. Her four attractively-packaged, vegan bouchées are now named in her mother’s honor. The various nut blends include Savoreaux, Flambeaux, Original and Chocolate Noir and are all gluten- and dairy-free, and certified vegan. Salmonson commits to using whole ingredients and especially steers clear of the white stuff, because, in her words, “sugar is the devil’s dandruff.”

Salmonson, who has exhibited before at the Fancy Food Show, will be promoting her nutty treats and encouraging people to enjoy them as breakfast cereal, or tossed over soup, salad, veggies and more. She also hopes to meet distributors and buyers interested in her snacks as well as her philosophy, “Feed your hunger to live well.”

Another North Bay snack maker left her day job as a solar project developer at Tesla to produce CompletEats—a line of vegan cookies.

“After I was introduced to a plant-based diet, I was inspired to start my brand,” says Lauren Chew, who grew up in Mill Valley and officially launched CompletEats last March.

What started as a hobby is now a full-time job—she sells her Banana Bread, Mocha Chip and Cherry Almond cookies to about 100 retail stores and has two full-time employees. She began by approaching several local markets, including United and Andy’s Local, who allowed her to bring in her products, sample them out and get valuable feedback from shoppers.

“It’s an environment where grocery buyers are super supportive,” says Chew, who is grateful to the two markets for allowing her to get her foot in the door.

As a first-time exhibitor at the Fancy Food Show, Chew is looking forward to showing people that gluten-free and vegan can taste good. She is also hoping to connect with other folks who share her commitment to promoting plant-based foods.

Wild West Ferments’ foods are also plant-based, but their flavor profile is at the other end of the spectrum—their brined, fermented krauts pack a savory punch. Anyone who shops at the Civic Center or Point Reyes Station farmers markets is sure to have sampled Luke Regalbuto and Maggie Levinger’s Wild West Ferments. The couple first began fermenting foods in a restaurant kitchen in Inverness almost 10 years ago, and now their krauts are on the shelves at Whole Foods.

“We are starting to step things up a bit,” says Regalbuto, who will exhibit at the Fancy Food Show for the second time and looks forward to seeing his customers. “My favorite part of the show is seeing all of our buyers—they are really our bread and butter and are the reason we are where we are today,” he says.

Wild West Ferments is mostly known for its sauerkrauts that they prepare in ceramic crock pots (no plastic) and packaged in glass jars. They ferment their finely chopped, all-organic ingredients for six weeks and created with probiotic and gut health in mind. The couple knows their brines are slightly more expensive than others, but they remain committed to using all organic ingredients and handcrafting their products using time-honored traditions that have been around for hundreds of years. With four part-time employees and a toddler, Regalbuto, much like his patient brining method, is in no hurry to grow too fast.

“We just want to get a little bit bigger,” Regalbuto says. “Ideally it would be great to have our brines up and down the West Coast.”

These North Bay tastemakers will join thousands of fellow exhibitors and spend three full days sampling their products to folks who are hungry for the latest trends in specialty foods. Don’t be surprised if you see more of these products on grocery store shelves in your neighborhood, online or even across the country.

Doobie Nights

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I have seen the future, and it works. Not only that—it’s fun. Doobie Nights is the brainchild of Damon Crain, a long-time cannabis cultivator who lost his crop to the 2017 Tubbs fire, and his partner, Brandon Levine, of Mercy Wellness in Cotati.

Crain and Levine are all in favor of mercy, wellness and medicinal cannabis, but they’re also advocates of the pleasure principle and want the holy herb to be used to enhance everything from making music and making love to taking a walk in the woods on a winter afternoon and stargazing at night. The possibilities are endless.

Doobie Nights deconstructs the traditional brick-and-mortar pot shop that once seemed destined to last as long as humans puffed on joints. Now, on the cusp of a new decade, Crain and Levine have buried the familiar, all-too drab commercial cannabis space of yesterday and replaced it with an exhilarating space-time odyssey that appeals to all manner of cannabis users, whether they use the term marijuana cigarette, joint, doobie, j-bomb or spliff.

Located on Santa Rosa Avenue just within city limits, Doobie Nights is a portal to a sensory environment of sounds and interactive images that are projected onto gigantic walls and that may remind aging rock & rollers of the light shows of the 1960s and 1970s. As heads once said: seeing is believing.

Potheads may choose to get stoned before they arrive at 3011 Santa Rosa Ave., park their cars and enter what some are calling a “gigantic womb.” If they do that they’ll get the full effect of the lights, sounds and swirling images that appear to loom on giant computer screens. Then again, even the intrepid might want a clear head to carefully select from a variety of products, including a great selection of gummies, before checking out the technology that makes Doobie Nights into a venue for the Wizards of Oz, the Alices of Wonderland and the pioneers of the video game revolution.

There will be food trucks, vendors of fine weed and giveaways at Doobie Nights’ grand opening. The event at the glorified, electrified, throbbing cannabis haven is sure to push the envelope.

“This is a place where the imagination can grow wild,” says Levine, who will celebrate the 10th anniversary of the opening of Mercy Wellness in April. Half-jokingly, or maybe not, he adds, “We’ve set the bar so high that you don’t have to smoke weed to get high anymore. The only place like it is outer space.”

His bro, Damon Crain, looks him in the eye and says calmly, “We want to evoke memories.”

Ursa Born, who grew up in cannabis-centric Humboldt, speaks for the whole crew on the Doobie Nights’ spaceship when she says, “We’re pre-Millennials and the first adapters of computers and cell phones. We’re blazing a trail again.”

Doobie Nights Grand Opening Soirée is Friday and Saturday, Jan 17–18, at 3011 Santa Rosa Ave., Suite A, Santa Rosa. 10am to 7pm. 707.919.3222. doobienights.com.

Sealed for your protection

Shrink-wrapped, used paperback books. It’s a thing. I spotted a rack of them in a Calistoga drugstore.

Among the titles were the usual suspects like Sue Grafton’s “infinite alphabet” series (Z is for Zomebody Please Kill Me) and the no-doubt scintillating Her Ideal Man. Because they trapped the book inside form-fitting plastic, I couldn’t thumb through it—but I suspect it’s about a man who is ideal and, maybe, Fabio.

This kind of literary sleuthing is what an English degree is for—I bet. Whether or not a melted, transparent film appreciably increases the resale value of these titles, I cannot say. But if it does, I’m going to insist the Bohemian get the plastic treatment. Will it up the newstand value? Trick question—the Bohemian is free. Besides, you can’t put a price on the freedom of the press, can you? Don’t answer that.

Shrink-wrapping is a lens through which we can perceive something exquisitely on its own tattered terms. If we could shrink-wrap the perfect imperfections of our souls, we’d probably be better for it. And not because we’d all suffocate. Though I have to admit to a Sylvia Plath–like, by-way-of-polyvinyl-chloride-compulsion to stick my head in a shrink-wrap machine.

Perhaps I’d become like those saints whose bodies don’t decompose, the so-called “incorruptibles,” who no matter how green and leathery they look, are somehow in an everlasting state of beatification. At this point, that’s about as close to literary immortality I’m going to get—so crank up the machine.

Speaking of plastics, Buck Henry, the screenwriter behind one of the most iconic lines from The Graduate, died. As a refresher, the line went like this:

Older family friend, Mr. McGuire, corners recent grad Benjamin, played by Dustin Hoffman.

Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.

Benjamin: Yes, sir.

Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?

Benjamin: Yes, I am.

Mr. McGuire: Plastics.

That, and an Oscar nomination, will keep you working in the biz for half a century. Henry was 89.

No word if they’ll preserve Henry via plastination, the technique for preserving biological tissues pioneered by German anatomist Gunther von Hagens.

The results are life-sized Visible Man anatomy models. Hagens tours a show called “Body Worlds” that features dozens of plastinized cadavers, splayed and filleted in a variety of ways. It’s like walking into Nirvana’s In Utero album cover but without having to endure the ‘90s.

When performing his anatomical dissections, von Hagens insists on wearing a black fedora as a sort of sartorial reference to a hat depicted in Rembrandt’s The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp. It’s also sinister as hell when he’s pumping corpses full of plastic.

I’ll stick with paperbacks.

Back to California

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There was a time when country-rock quartet Midnight North was synonymous with Terrapin Crossroads, the venue where they performed weekly as part of a longtime residency that began soon after the band formed in 2012.

“We really had a chance to find a homebase there,” says Midnight North vocalist, songwriter and guitarist Elliott Peck. “It was a perfect storm because we were able to try out our new material and formulate our sound before we started taking it out on the road.”

These days, Midnight North—made up of Peck and co-frontman, guitarist and vocalist Grahame Lesh, bassist Connor O’Sullivan and drummer Nathan Graham—spends more and more time on the road. They toured nationally for long stretches for most of last year, so this weekend’s Jan. 18 show at their old San Rafael stomping grounds is a homecoming of sorts.

The band kept busy writing new songs while on the road, and soon they’ll record their first studio album since 2017’s Under The Lights, at San Anselmo’s Allegiant Records.

“We’re very excited to get back in the studio,” Peck says. “This record will be a little bit different, because as a band we write a song and we get out there and see where (the song) goes in front of an audience, but a lot of songs for this record folks have not heard; we haven’t tested them out. So I think it will be fun for fans to get a package with brand-new things they may not have heard before.”

For fans who want a preview of what’s to come, Midnight North does have a new single—“Long View”—on their website. It features the band’s signature male-female vocal harmonies, lush acoustic instrumentation and evocative lyrics, which the band credits to Lesh and Graham.

“Our drummer, Nathan, has been with us two years now—he hasn’t actually done a studio record with us, and we discovered lately that he is quite the songwriter himself,” Peck says.

Peck promises that fans will get to hear other new songs, along with old favorites, at the upcoming concert. There will also be several surprises and guests.

“It’s going to be a fun night,” she says. “A mix of great music and hometown fans.”

Midnight North performs on Saturday, Jan. 18, in the Grate Room at Terrapin Crossroads, 100 Yacht Club Dr., San Rafael. 8pm. $18; $35 includes a signed poster. 415.524.2773.

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