‘Sidekicked’ Play Finds Lucy’s ‘Ethel’ Playing Second Banana

Sonoma Arts Live brings a little retro-television to the Rotary Stage in Sonoma with Sidekicked, a one-woman show about actress Vivian Vance. Vance is best known as America’s favorite TV neighbor, Ethel Mertz, a character she played for nine seasons alongside Lucille Ball. The Michael Ross-directed show runs in Sonoma through Feb. 19.

It’s 1960 and the final episode of The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour (the successor series to the original I Love Lucy) is about to be filmed. Tensions are high at the studio. Lucy and Desi are only speaking to each other through intermediaries (Ball filed for divorce from Arnaz the next day), and Vivian Vance (Libby Oberlin) is dealing with the realization that her love/hate relationship with the character of Ethel Mertz might still get the best of her. She has asked her analyst to stop by her dressing room for some support to get her through the day’s shoot, and she has a lot to say.

That’s the somewhat-hackneyed premise that playwright Kim Powers uses to spin his fan-inspired autobiographical tale of the life and times of Vance. From her upbringing in a strictly religious family with a dismissive mother who looked down on her life and career choices, through a series of failed marriages and a particularly abusive husband, the audience gets to know lesser-known aspects of Vance’s life, including her battle with mental illness and her willingness to speak publicly about it.

Viewers of Sidekicked also get the better-known details of Vance’s time on I Love Lucy—Lucy’s desire to “frump her up” and the mutual hatred shared between her and co-star William Frawley. There’s also plenty of “Do you remember the episode when…?” points of reference for the audience to wax nostalgic, a markedly lazy bit of scriptwriting.

Oberlin does her best with the paint-by-numbers script, particularly when she’s mimicking the other cast members of the show. While she possesses little physical or vocal resemblance to Vance herself, Oberlin does fully commit to the character. By the end of the show’s 95 minutes (including intermission), one should gain an appreciation for Vance beyond her work as Ethel Mertz, at least pre-1960. While her career reached its apex with I Love Lucy, Vance apparently found personal happiness later in life.

The show contains little for folks unfamiliar with the work of Vivian Vance. Fortunately, that only leaves a potential audience in the millions.

‘Sidekicked’ runs through Feb. 19 on the Rotary Stage at Andrews Hall in the Sonoma Community Center, 276 E. Napa St., Sonoma. Thurs-Sat, 7:30pm; Sun, 2pm, $25–$42. 707.484.4874. sonomaartslive.org.

Lions in the Living Room, Ideas in the Lounge

Culture Crush, Week of Feb. 8

Novato

Trash to Treasures

There’s the saying—“one man’s trash is another man’s supplementary income.” For those who wish to get in on the free market economy, there’s the upcoming Spring “Trash to Treasures” Flea Market in Novato. Though the market itself doesn’t occur until March 18, applications to sell secondhand items via a booth rental at Novato’s Margaret Todd Senior Center have commenced on a first-come, first-served basis. Applications can be downloaded at bit.ly/trash-treasures and returned to the center at 1560 Hill Rd. This indoor community market averages more than 200 shoppers and is held rain or shine. For more information, including event details, call 415-899-8290 or visit novatofun.org.

Santa Rosa

Smart Cycling Classes

With National Bike Month looming just over the horizon this May, local wheels are already turning when it comes to bicycle safety. The Sonoma County Bicycle Coalition (SCBC) offers an informative, safety-oriented Smart Cycling class from 9am to 1pm, Saturday, Feb. 11 at its parking lot, located at 750 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. From lane positioning to gear ratios, traffic laws and riding etiquette, nationally certified instructors will provide two hours of class instruction and two hours of on-bike instruction, including skill drills and an instructional bike ride to identify and avoid potential hazards. A bike in good mechanical condition and a properly fitted helmet are required to participate. For more information or to sign up, visit bikesonoma.org/our-work/traffic-skills-101.

Healdsburg

Lion in the Living Room

Bushtracks Expeditions CEO David Tett relays the story of the “five brothers”—lions that fight to survive in the harsh desert landscape of the Namib—in his talk, “The Lions of The Namib and Gorillas of Central Africa: The Power of Sustainable Travel.” Also covered are the remote rainforests in the Congo and Central Africa, home to lowland gorillas, chimps and pink forest elephants, as well as safari camps and robust micro-economies that contribute to protecting millions of acres of wildlands and support traditional communities. The “living room” style presentation begins at 5:30pm, Wednesday, Feb. 15 in the Fireplace Lounge of CraftWork, 445 Center St., Healdsburg. Wine and eats will be provided by Journeyman Wines and Journeyman Meat Company, respectively. Tickets are $40 ($15 for CraftWork members) and are available online at craftworkhbg.com/crafted-conversations.

Petaluma

Art & Tech

The Petaluma Arts Center’s Idea Lounge is ”a series of unexpected conversational pairings” in which one speaker hails from the arts and the other does not. The events last one hour, with each speaker presenting for 20 minutes and then the audience ferreting out the connective threads between two seemingly disparate topics. The series returns this month with Danielle Stroble, founder of Keller Street CoWork, whose talk, “Human Centered: Community, Culture & Coworking,” is paired with artist Gary McKinnon’s talk, “Art and Technology: Tools of the Trade.” The chat begins at 7pm, Wednesday, Feb. 22 and is hosted by Barber Lee Spirits, 120 Washington St., Petaluma. Tickets are $15 ($12 for arts center members) and are available at bit.ly/idea-lounge.

— Daedalus Howell, editor

Ranches Poisoning Point Reyes National Seashore with Manure

January storms lashed a hilltop cattle feedlot at J Ranch in Point Reyes National Seashore. Tons of E. coli, ammonia, and nitrogen laden manure liquified and flooded downhill across a popular hiking trail, splashing into Kehoe Creek, which drains into the Pacific Ocean.

A hiker photographed the catastrophe and emailed the evidence to Park Superintendent, Craig Kenkel, and regional Water Quality Control Board manager, Xavier Fernandez.

Point Reyes National Seashore Kehoe Creek manure flow - Peter Byrne
In January, a hiker spotted—and reported—liquified manure flowing into Kehoe Creek. Photo by Woody Elliot
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Uncontained manure is on display at a Kehoe Ranch cattle feedlot. Photo by Peter Byrne

The Park Service ordered J Ranch lessees, Tim, Tom and Mike Kehoe to limit the damage. The ranchers staked a dozen burlap tubes stuffed with straw across gullies cut by the manured storm waters. In an email, Fernandez characterized the tubes as “erosion and sediment control measures.”

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J Ranch lessees were ordered to install straw wattles after manure flowed into a nearby creek during January rainstorms. Photo by Peter Byrne

Neither Fernandez, Kenkel, nor the ranchers commented on why the mass of manure abutting a cow feeding trough was allowed to be uncontained. Seashore ranch leases and environmental regulations prohibit pollution of waterways from agricultural activities.

Fernandez initially told this newspaper, “The Park Service conducted their first week of bacteria samples during this time, and there were no indications that excess sediment or manure was directly discharged to [Kehoe] creek.” Responding to a request for the water testing data, Fernandez replied, “I have a correction to make. We do not have data from the Park Service from the monitoring that they conducted during storms in January.”

Kenkel did not respond to requests for the testing data.

Manure Thickens, Seals Die

Recent water quality tests sponsored by Turtle Island Restoration Network reveal life-harming levels of fecal bacteria and other agricultural waste in Kehoe Creek and throughout the park. Ten miles south of Kehoe Creek, these tests registered excessive concentrations of life-harming bacteria, ammonia, nitrogen and phosphorus in waters streaming through B Ranch cow pastures onto a plastic and construction debris-strewn beach on Drakes Bay. During January, the beach and stream were inhabited by pregnant elephant seals; the mammals have migrated to Drakes Bay beaches to give birth since time immemorial.

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Seals inhabit ocean, stream and lagoon waters fed by a B Ranch waste pipe. Photo by Jocelyn Knight

In a statement prepared for this newspaper, Greg Sarris, chairperson of the Federated Indians of the Graton Rancheria, which co-manages the park, observed, “The seals are being sickened, and even dying, as a result of excess manure flowing to their habitats.”

Sarris suggested, “The dairymen might consider building a fence to keep the seals from areas greatly affected by the pollution flow.”

On Jan. 25, Rep. Jared Huffman sent a letter to Kenkel supporting Park Service “measures to prevent the seals from hauling out or pupping in areas where there is a need to remediate water quality problems, and measures to temporarily prevent cattle from grazing in areas where the seals are present.”  

Neither Sarris nor Huffman nor Kenkel nor Fernandez explained how many seals are sick and dying, nor how building more fences would help them. The agricultural pollution of the water table at B Ranch and throughout Point Reyes goes back decades; these flows cannot be stopped by wire fences. B Ranch has a history of dumping human sewage into the pastures.

Noaki Schwartz, spokesperson for the California Coastal Commission, another agency with jurisdiction over the Seashore, commented, “We were all surprised and frankly disgusted to hear about the discharge of agricultural waste into sensitive marine areas and have been looking into everything we can do to address it and prevent it from happening again. We are actively engaging with all the agencies with a relevant regulatory role to play in these areas and have spent the past week coordinating with them to figure out how best to proceed, both in the immediate and long term,” Schwartz stated.

In a Feb. 3 letter to Huffman, Kenkel stated, “The elephant seal use of Drakes Beach has dramatically increased in the last seven years, bringing the seals into contact with areas below active dairies.”

In an email to this newspaper, the Marine Mammal Center noted, “Proposed next steps include ongoing surveillance of pups at Point Reyes National Seashore for the presence of pathogens and antimicrobial resistance that may be linked to exposure to agricultural runoff or other anthropogenic factors.”

According to Joseph Sanchez, an elder of the Coast Miwok Tribal Council of Marin, “The degradation of the land, and officialdom’s disregard for the ecology of Point Reyes National Seashore, has been going on since the ranchers were paid millions of dollars to leave in the 1970s and did not leave. The elephant seals were here long before our ancestors, who were caretakers of the land. The streams were clear, and the salmon were running. The Tribal Council advocates for restoring Point Reyes to its native state without the presence of ranching.”

In 2020, a National Park Service environmental study determined that “impacts on water quality would be noticeable, long term, and beneficial” by eliminating ranching from the grossly polluted Seashore park. 

Nevertheless, the Park Service, with Huffman’s legislative support, is attempting to subsidize and expand the reach of environmentally destructive cattle and dairy ranching at Point Reyes, even though the general public and many scientists are strongly opposed. The Park Service is currently mediating a lawsuit brought by three national environmental groups petitioning to protect endemic wildlife and plants by removing ecologically harmful private ranching businesses from the Park.

FEB. 7, 2023 EDITOR’S NOTE: This story has been updated to reflect new information since it was first published online.

‘One Tam’ Plan: Mt. Tamalpais habitat restoration

Mount Tamalpais is perhaps the most recognizable landmark of Marin County, the peak of which towers majestically over the North Bay from an elevation of over 2,500 feet.

This mountain is more than a local icon and a symbol for the region—it is a testament to the efforts of the local community and their willingness to band together to protect and preserve one of the most important corners of Californian nature.

The mountain and its matrix of protected surrounding land are vast and cover approximately 195,000 acres of interconnected open spaces, according to onetam.org. Due to the sheer size and diversity of Mt. Tamalpais, five separate organizations work both independently and together to serve the best interests of the land, as well as the plants, animals and resources it provides.

One Tam is the name of the five-organization umbrella partnership, comprising the National Park Service, Marin Water, Mt. Tamalpais State Park, Marin County Parks and the Golden Gate National Parks Conservancy. Under One Tam’s shared management are more than 200 miles of hiking trails, many of which are available to the general public and can be easily accessed across much of Marin.

“Depending on where you draw the line, the mountain itself is 50,000 acres, and Marin Water is responsible for about 20,000 of those,” explained ecologist and volunteer coordinator for Marin Water, Suzanne Whelan. Whelan works from the ranger station by Lake Lagunitas and is a resident of San Rafael—she has held her role for the past 13 years and has a master’s degree in environmental education.

Despite the combined efforts to protect Mt. Tamalpais, invasive species, forest diseases and climate change continue to threaten the natural beauty, biodiversity and resources of the mountain. By working together as a community and through the One Tam partnership, Whelan and others hope to address these issues head-on and continue to serve and protect the greater Mt. Tamalpais region.

“The weeds don’t care if they’re on a state park or our side of the mountain, and the coyotes don’t care, so it’s really nice to be able to share the scientific and monetary resources, and collaborate,” said Whelan.

One of Whelan’s responsibilities is to help coordinate efforts for the Marin Water Volunteer Program, where locals may volunteer their time and energy toward conservation efforts. In an ongoing cleanup initiative at the Mt. Tamalpais Watershed, near Phoenix Lake, those who are interested in volunteering may sign up to come and help pull patches of the invasive plant species, broom.

French broom and Scotch broom (Genista monspessulana and Cytisus scoparius) grow prevalently on the mountain and are considered harmful to the natural habitat. Broom is considered an aggressive, incredibly tenacious invasive plant. It if gets into certain woodlands, it can become a significant fire hazard, making its removal a high priority to One Tam, as well as the individual organizations which comprise the organization.

“Our Mt. Tam habitat restoration volunteering typically happens the third Saturday of every month, and the sessions are typically from 9 in the morning until noon,” explained Whelan. “People come, we do a safety talk, everyone gets donuts, then we discuss what we’re doing and why before they get gloves and tools and start pulling broom.”

This cleanup initiative is an ongoing volunteer program and offers an opportunity to get outside, get moving and do something beneficial for the Marin County ecosystem. The Marin Water Volunteer Program aims to engage and educate the community so that they may be more informed about the challenges facing the local environment.

In an effort to ensure the safety and comfort of volunteers of all ages and demographics, the Marin Water Volunteer Program selects cleanup locations with nearby restroom facilities, parking and little to no poison oak.

“Habitat restoration is the gateway activity for anyone to volunteer,” said Whelan. “It’s very easy; you get out there, you get dirty and you end up finding all these cool native plants and animals in the environment you’re working to protect. You smell it, you touch it, you feel sore afterward and it’s great for families, and anyone over the age of six can do it!”

These volunteer outreach programs serve as an opportunity to learn about local plants and animals living in the oak woodlands, including newts, deer, turtles, salamanders and wood rats (to name only a small few).

According to the One Tam website, studies from the year 2016, which spanned 36,000 acres, accredited Mt. Tamalpais with being the home of 184 different species of birds, 250 different species of native animals and 1,000 different plant species. One Tam is currently in the process of gathering updates to these findings and will release a more current report when it is finished.

The biodiversity of Mt. Tamalpais is due, in part, to its coastal location and varied topography, both of which help to create an array of microclimates. And, while the plants and animals of the mountain live in protected open spaces, they continue to face the threat of invasive non-native plants and animals, wildfires, climate change and plant diseases such as Sudden Oak Death.

“Sudden Oak Death caused a pretty rapid recent landscape change—20 years ago we had a lot of Tan Oak, and now there are hardly any left and a lot of scientists are looking into it,” explained Whelan. “The death of those big canopy trees has opened up room for broom. By removing the broom from grasslands, we’re trying to roll back time to protect the mosaic of different habitats.”

“If we give nature half a chance, it’s going to come back,” concluded Whelan. “We try to make as many different ways to connect to the mountain; it really increases your quality of being and, frankly, if you’re up here, you have a responsibility to give back to the land that gives so much.”

To learn more about the Marin Water Volunteer Program, visit marinwater.org/volunteer. All volunteers are asked to follow a few simple guidelines, such as wearing attire appropriate for both the current weather and fieldwork. For safety purposes, this includes wearing close-toed shoes, long sleeves and pants. Though snacks and water are provided, volunteers are encouraged to bring a reusable water bottle to help cut down on single-use plastic.

To learn more about other Mt. Tamalpais volunteer opportunities, visit onetam.org/volunteer or send an email to in**@****am.org. Each of the five organizations associated with One Tam offers unique ways to get out, get involved and get working on protecting and restoring the majestic Mt. Tamalpais for present and future generations to come.

Your Letters, Week of Feb. 1

For the Elk

Thank you for your presentation of the land and park management questions in the “Fenced In” article and issue cover published recently. I personally had no idea about this lingering (and appalling) question impacting the Tule elk in the park grounds, and I appreciate that the Bohemian chose to cover this topic in such a way.  

Giving this issue a spotlight allows more community members to become alerted and engaged (like myself!)…No matter which direction majority opinions may ultimately lean, communities can’t effectively highlight and resolve decision points like this one if the issue at hand isn’t widely known to begin with. In Defense of Animals (IDA) petition signed, and eagerly following from here on out!

Molly Cohen

Petaluma

Where’s the Beef?

Regarding the conflict over beef and dairy cattle in Point Reyes National Seashore (PRNS): It seems that protests, lawsuits and acts of vandalism are not achieving the desired result of mooving (sic) the cows out and freeing the elk from their enclosure. What has yet to be discussed, let alone acted upon, is a consumer boycott of the beef and dairy products that originate in whole or in part from the ranches located in PRNS.

If ranching opponents could convince people not to buy the ranches’ products, and/or convince retailers not to stock them, that would convince the ranches to leave PRNS faster than any protest or lawsuit ever will.

Chris Wenmoth

Santa Rosa

Culture Crush, Week of Feb. 1

Mill Valley

Chamber Music Marin

How does one commemorate 50 years of providing chamber music to Marin? With more chamber music, obviously. Such is the policy for Chamber Music Marin (formerly the Mill Valley Chamber Music Society), which is marking its half century (and apparent rebranding) with a season of specifically curated concerts courtesy of artistic director and classical music enthusiast Bill Horne. Kicking off the the year-long program is Trio Con Brio Copenhagen, a virtuosic, tripartite ensemble founded in Vienna in 1999 and featuring South Korean sisters—violinist Soo-Jin Hong and cellist Soo-Kyung Hong, who is married to Jens Elvekjaer, their pianist. They’re performing new work by (a living!) Danish composer, Per Nǿrgård. The music begins at 5pm Sunday, Feb. 12 at  Mt. Tamalpais United Methodist Church, 410 Sycamore Ave, Mill Valley. Tickets start at $40. chambermusicmarin.org

Yountville

Short Film Fest

Briefs or shorts? Forget briefs—what is this TIkTok? No! It’s the Yountville International Short Film Festival (YISFF), featuring over 100 world class short films paired with wine. And lest one think this is amateur hour on the festival circuit, be assured this is not their first rodeo—it’s number six. Expect pop-screenings and filmmaker Q&As at the Yountville Community Center’s Heritage Room and Bardessono Hotel & Spa. “We’re looking forward to the return of our VIP wine-tasting events and screenings. These events include Cuvée Cinema, Cabernet Cinema, Jessup Cellars Gourmet Popcorn & Wine Pairing Screening and Sunday’s Bubbles & Brunch Cinema,” said YISFF co-founder and co-producer Bill Hargreaves. “New for 2023 is our A Taste of Cinema screening, presented by Lloyd Cellars and Prescription Vineyards on Friday evening, with all the films having culinary themes. YISFF Opening Night is at 7pm on Thursday, Feb. 2 at the Heritage Room in downtown Yountville.” Passes start at $15 and work their way up. Visit yisff.com.

Napa

Walkabout With Wine

Mark Davidson, head of education for Wine Australia, is hosting an evening “walkabout tasting.” “Wine,” one knows, but “walkabout” has an array of meanings for Aussies—from a ritual rite of passage amongst the continent’s Indigenous population to other nuanced periods of “wandering bush life,” as Merriam-Webster describes it. Davidson’s presumably entails a wine glass and won’t venture too much further than the tasting room. According to Wine Australia’s PR, “There will be classic wines—as well as a few from the fringe that challenge your ideas about Australian wine.” You had me at “fringe.” The tasting (accompanied with music and the company of wine industry folk) runs from 6:30 to 8pm, Wednesday, Feb. 15 at Compline Wine Shop, 1300 First St., #319, Napa. The fee is $40, and participants must be 21 or over. Also, don’t Google “Monty Python Australian Table Wines Sketch.” 

Sonoma County

Black History Month

February is Black History Month, which Sonoma County Library will recognize with events and highlighting books, movies, music and resources available through its branches. “We are excited to offer a variety of programs in celebration of Black History Month, when we formally honor the contributions of Black Americans to our society,” said Sonoma County Library interim director Erika Thibault. The Sonoma County Library Commission adopted a public statement on racism and social equity on Feb. 7, 2022 that confirms that the library stands with the Black Lives Matter movement and the community in calling for peaceful, yet powerful action to turn the tide of systemic racism and begin the transition to a just and sustainable society.

Those in need of a library card can get one for free at any branch. To create a library eCard online, visit at sonomalibrary.org/get-a-library-card. It’s better than a credit card since the only interest is one’s own.

— Daedalus Howell, editor

Stars of Petaluma Gap Wines

Located in southern Sonoma County, extending into northern Marin County, the Petaluma Gap AVA covers over 200,000 acres.

Four thousand of these acres are planted with vineyards. To the west of the region lies the Pacific Ocean.

Defined by the wind that allows direct access to cool Pacific coast breezes and fog, thanks to a gap or dip in coastal mountain ranges that sit between the region and the ocean, the vineyards in the Petaluma Gap are affected to a higher degree by wind than surrounding regions.

Additionally, the area is unique in that the elevation of the rolling hills that run from north (near Bodega Bay) to south (Tomales Bay) within the approximately 18 miles remains at 600 feet or lower throughout the region, setting it apart from surrounding regions with much higher elevation or no elevation/hills.

Whereas the fog and lower number of high temperature days or hours, as well as coastal influences, may more greatly affect the vineyards in a region like Green Valley, and the proximity to the ocean, elevation and exposure may be the factors that most greatly affect vineyards in the West Sonoma Coast AVA, it is the wind and the topography that are more prevalent when looking at factors that affect the ripening of grapes in the Petaluma Gap.

During a recent tasting of more than 20 wines from the Petaluma Gap, the three wines below stood out as stars, as they paint a distinct picture of the unique terroir, sites and cool climate conditions they hail from, while also being incredibly excellent and elegant wines.

2019 Dutton-Goldfield Chileno Valley Riesling

This riesling is grown just over the Marin County line in the Chileno Valley region of the Petaluma Gap AVA. The conditions in this chilly, windswept vineyard site are perfect for riesling, which loves a longer, cooler growing season and overall colder temperatures. The result? A fresh, bone dry riesling with a nervy tension; brilliant acidity; nuanced layers of white peach, apricot, and lychee aromatics and flavors; and low alcohol.

2018 Gary Farrell Petaluma Gap Pinot Noir, Terra de Promissio Vineyard

This pinot noir from Gary Farrell hails from the Terra de Promissio Vineyard, which is known for producing wines that display both elegance and purity of place. With its proximity to the San Pablo Bay, southwest exposure (which allows both sun exposure and access to the wind and fog of the Petaluma Gap) and excellent soils, this is considered to be one of the best sites for pinot noir in the Petaluma Gap.

On the nose, this wine displays fresh red and black fruit notes and baking spices. On the palate, it’s fresh and lean with the fruit at the forefront, leading to more earthy notes and a silky blue/black fruit finish, and continuing to open up in the glass to show its rounder, juicier side.

2018 Keller Estate Rotie

This syrah from Keller Estate is co-fermented with viognier, as is traditional in the Cote-Rôtie AOC of the Northern Rhone. The syrah grapes are grown in the mineral-rich, clay soils of Keller Estate’s La Cruz Vineyard, which lies at a lower elevation and remains protected from the Gap’s cold, high-speed winds. This wine is soft, elegant and balanced with red fruit (strawberries or strawberry compote), baking spices, and slight earthy and floral notes on the nose and palate, with underlying blue fruit tones.

Free Will Astrology, Week of Feb. 1

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Theoretically, you could offer to help a person who doesn’t like you. You could bring a gourmet vegan meal to a meat-eater or pay a compliment to a bigot. I suppose you could even sing beautiful love songs to annoyed passersby or recite passages from great literature to an eight year old immersed in his video game. But there are better ways to express your talents and dispense your gifts—especially now, when it’s crucial for your long-term mental health that you offer your blessings to recipients who will use them best and appreciate them most.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In esoteric astrology, Taurus rules the third eye. Poetically speaking, this is a subtle organ of perception, a sixth sense that sees through mere appearances and discerns the secret or hidden nature of things. Some people are surprised to learn about this theory. Doesn’t traditional astrology say that you Bulls are sober and well-grounded? Here’s the bigger view: The penetrating vision of an evolved Taurus is potent because it peels away superficial truths and uncovers deeper truths. Would you like to tap into more of this potential superpower? The coming weeks will be a good time to do so.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The ingredient you would need to fulfill the next stage of a fun dream is behind door #1. Behind door #2 is a vision of a creative twist you could do but haven’t managed yet. Behind door #3 is a clue that might help you achieve more disciplined freedom than you’ve known before. Do you think I’m exaggerating? I’m not. Here’s the catch: You may be able to open only one door before the magic spell wears off—unless you enlist the services of a consultant, ally, witch or guardian angel to help you bargain with fate to provide even more of the luck that may be available.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): I trust you are mostly ready for the educational adventures and experiments that are possible. The uncertainties that accompany them, whether real or imagined, will bring out the best in you. For optimal results, you should apply your nighttime thinking to daytime activities, and vice versa. Wiggle free of responsibilities unless they teach you noble truths. And finally, summon the intuitive powers that will sustain you and guide you through the brilliant shadow initiations. (PS: Take the wildest rides you dare, as long as they are safe.)

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Fate has decreed, “Leos must be wanderers for a while.” You are under no obligation to obey this mandate, of course. Theoretically, you could resist it. But if you do indeed rebel, be sure your willpower is very strong. You will get away with outsmarting or revising fate only if your discipline is fierce and your determination is intense. OK? So let’s imagine that you will indeed bend fate’s decree to suit your needs. What would that look like? Here’s one possibility: The “wandering” you undertake can be done in the name of focused exploration rather than aimless meandering.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I wish I could help you understand and manage a situation that has confused you. I’d love to bolster your strength to deal with substitutes that have been dissipating your commitment to the Real Things. In a perfect world, I could emancipate you from yearnings that are out of sync with your highest good. And maybe I’d be able to teach you to dissolve a habit that has weakened your willpower. And why can’t I be of full service to you in these ways? Because, according to my assessment, you have not completely acknowledged your need for this help. So neither I nor anyone else can provide it. But now that you’ve read this horoscope, I’m hoping you will make yourself more receptive to the necessary support and favors and relief.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I can’t definitively predict you will receive an influx of cash in the next three weeks. It’s possible, though. And I’m not able to guarantee you’ll be the beneficiary of free lunches and unexpected gifts. But who knows? They could very well appear. Torrents of praise and appreciation may flow, too, though trickles are more likely. And there is a small chance of solicitous gestures coming your way from sexy angels and cute maestros. What I can promise you for sure, however, are fresh eruptions of savvy in your brain and sagacity in your heart. Here’s your keynote, as expressed by the Queen of Sheba 700 years ago: “Wisdom is sweeter than honey, brings more joy than wine, illuminates more than the sun, is more precious than jewels.”

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your assignment, Scorpio, is to cultivate a closer relationship with the cells that comprise your body. They are alive! Speak to them as you would to a beloved child or animal. In your meditations and fantasies, bless them with tender wishes. Let them know how grateful you are for the grand collaboration you have going, and affectionately urge them to do what’s best for all concerned. For you Scorpios, February is Love and Care for Your Inner Creatures Month.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Revamped and refurbished things are coming back for another look. Retreads and redemption-seekers are headed in your direction. I think you should consider giving them an audience. They are likely to be more fun or interesting or useful during their second time around. Dear Sagittarius, I suspect that the imminent future may also invite you to consider the possibility of accepting stand-ins and substitutes and imitators. They may turn out to be better than the so-called real things they replace. In conclusion, be receptive to Plan Bs, second choices and alternate routes. They could lead you to the exact opportunities you didn’t know you needed.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Author Neil Gaiman declared, “I’ve never known anyone who was what he or she seemed.” While that may be generally accurate, it will be far less true about you Capricorns in the coming weeks. By my astrological reckoning, you will be very close to what you seem to be. The harmony between your deep inner self and your outer persona will be at record-breaking levels. No one will have to wonder if they must be wary of hidden agendas lurking below your surface. Everyone can be confident that what they see in you is what they will get from you. This is an amazing accomplishment! Congrats!

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “I want to raise up the magic world all round me and live strongly and quietly there,” wrote Aquarian author Virginia Woolf in her diary. What do you think she meant by “raise up the magic world all round me”? More importantly, how would you raise up the magic world around you? Meditate fiercely and generously on that tantalizing project. The coming weeks will be an ideal time to attend to such a wondrous possibility. You now have extra power to conjure up healing, protection, inspiration and mojo for yourself.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Before going to sleep, I asked my subconscious mind to bring a dream that would be helpful for you. Here’s what it gave me: In my dream, I was reading a comic book titled Zoe Stardust Quells Her Demon. On the first page, Zoe was facing a purple monster whose body was beastly but whose face looked a bit like hers. On page two, the monster chased Zoe down the street, but Zoe escaped. In the third scene, the monster was alone, licking its fur. In the fourth scene, Zoe sneaked up behind the monster and shot it with a blow dart that delivered a sedative, knocking it unconscious. In the final panel, Zoe had arranged for the monster to be transported to a lush uninhabited island where it could enjoy its life without bothering her. Now here’s my dream interpretation, Pisces: Don’t directly confront your inner foe or nagging demon. Approach stealthily and render it inert. Then banish it from your sphere, preferably forever.

Spiritual Jelly: Royal Jelly Jive evolves

Anyone who was at the Mystic Theatre in Petaluma on New Year’s Eve for the Royal Jelly Jive show knew it was the place to be.

A bouncing, grooving time that an authority none-other-than RJJ frontperson Jaleh Lauren Bjelde declared “sexy,” it felt from the crowd like the highlight of 2022 might be in its final moments.

The Mystic, always ready for a party, vibrated with the synergy of RJJ’s core, namely Jaleh and longtime partner in music and love, Jesse Lemme Adams. Adams’ wicked keys swirled around my wife and me as Jaleh’s sultry vox pulled our dancing bodies ever-tighter together. In short, this band resonates.

“Got to make the keyboards rock and roll. You got to make them unexpected and fun,” said Adams when reminiscing about the show recently. “I always, like, try to throw it on the ground at some point if I can, just [to] make it feel dangerous and exciting.”

Now that’s what I’m talking about. Yet the gestalt of this power couple of local music is about more than the energy of sex and funk. Like so many artists have since the pandemic lockdown put them at home with nothing to save themselves but making art, RJJ is evolving.

“We’re not just a little jive band anymore,” Jaleh explained.

“We’re going into a deeper place, a fusion of the Jaleh mysticism, and the Royal Jelly rocking fun dance party,” she said, referring to her solo musical project called simply, “Jaleh.” “[Music for us is] like going to church. It’s our ceremony, it’s our expression.”

The Shift

RJJ has been one of those can’t miss bands that brings people out for a guaranteed good time, not just in the North Bay but around the country. That reputation and the hard work groove that has sustained the band through years of touring made music a full time profession for Adams and Jaleh. No doubt the hustle to make ends meet and bring music to the party people will continue. But in the inner light ignited by the pandemic, now the band feels the calling for more.

Musically, this shows up in the new Jaleh EP, Roses. Written by Jaleh with Adams and released under the band name “Jaleh,” these mellow, mystical tunes are evidence of the artists “mining the muses,” as Jaleh put it.

This mystical shift comes into the music from a shift in Jaleh’s own life toward physical and spiritual health.

“If there’s anything we’re gonna mine for, mine for muses to just bring out into the world [our] creative expression,” said Jaleh. Putting her right to create first during the pandemic liberated her way of thinking about the purpose of RJJ.

Jaleh shared the image of a Buddhist metaphor called Indira’s Web. Imagine “a spider web and on every point of the spider web, there’s a drop of water. And in that drop, the entire web is reflected. The whole thing 360 degrees around,” she explained. Humans are the droplets, and what they do in themselves reflects out to all the other droplets.

“If we can make each of our own little drops beautiful, that will be reflected in every other drop on the web. And so it’s up to each one of us to really work from home, work from the heart, work in our community,” she said. It’s an ancient story that I have rarely heard told so beautifully, so succinctly.

For Jaleh, starting at home means inviting in the ancient wisdoms of the world that are continually subverted, their benefits kept away from people who need it here in the “developed” world.

“Communities around the entire world are protecting this knowledge,” said Jaleh, who has a degree in anthropology. “This tradition of expression [shows up in] Meshika Aztec dancing, in the wisdom from the plant master teachers [like mushrooms and ayahuasca] and in the temazcal sweat lodge.” These are ancient practices and plant medicine that science is only now starting to catch up with.

For Adams, the recognition that the spirit moves through music might sound a little more practical to some, but it is no less rich.

“We are dropping a new song every full moon this year,” said Adams. The couple’s record label, Moonshade Records, was created just for this purpose. “It forced us to start releasing things every month, instead of holding on to stuff,” he continued.

The rhythm of the cosmos can be a hard taskmaster. “It made a sort of scramble because like you’re just looking up at the moon and fuck it’s like, ‘It’s like already halfway there,’” reflected Adams. He takes it as a gift of the natural world to help bring his offering of music to the world.

The Background

Like any great couple, these two musicians bring different magical ingredients to the relationship. It has been that way since they first connected down in San Francisco back in the aughts.

“She had a band called The Sufis, which had a cool Turkish guitar player who had a ’60s psych-rock kind of vibe. They were singing songs in Farsi,” said Adams. “[I thought,] I would love to be in that band. And she was always a glittering personality.” When the Sufis disassembled, Adams started to sit in with Jaleh.

“Even before we met, there was always this musical connection. We were crossing paths,” said Jaleh. They did shows together while in different bands, watching and admiring each other’s work.

The connection between the two became undeniable, eventually with them deciding that “we should both jump ship to each other’s ship and become part of this journey,” said Adams. “It was super amazing and exciting.”

The Direction

In Jaleh’s spiritual journeys of the last couple of years, she has come to an epiphany that expresses itself through music.

“I feel like we’re gonna bring hundreds of people together for a night, so, what are we doing with this energy? Let’s be mindful about where it goes and what we’re doing with it,” said Jaleh. “I’d love to do a tree planting tour for instance, where we’re playing music outside in the sun. We’re nourishing ourselves [and our audience] with the light of day,” not just in the dark of a club, when many of the crowd might be served better by sleep.

“I do want to continue playing in the awesome majestic music clubs,” she noted, laughing. “I’m not trying to get rid of the fun. It’s just kind of a new chapter for us, a new feeling.”

One may check out the ‘Roses’ EP by Jaleh and watch the skies for the monthly full moon Royal Jelly Jive Mystic singles from Moonshade Records. Both are streaming everywhere.

Raising the Roof on Debt Ceiling Blues

By Wim Laven

Our country reached its debt limit, $31.4 trillion, on Jan. 19. This debt is all past spending, and we should be asking tough questions.

According to a study from Brown University, $5.85 trillion has been spent on U.S. post-9/11 war spending through 2022 and another $2.2 trillion is already spent in future obligations. So-called defense spending accounts for more than half of all discretionary spending. Interest payments on U.S. debt may eclipse the defense budget by 2025 or 2026, high costs to waging wars this country could not afford to fight.

I wonder why I haven’t heard mention of military spending, the cost of running military bases all over the globe, the cost and inadequacy of our combat operations, or anything else about our failed military policy.

It is a triple whammy: The U.S. spends more on these campaigns than anything else (as a percent of discretionary spending), they are not working—the dramatic failures have been painful to watch—and challenging the status quo on military spending is frowned upon. What will it take to honestly talk about the military industrial complex in America?

The true costs of war are rarely told; families are killed or driven from their wrecked homes; soldiers and civilians die; nature is polluted and infrastructure is destroyed—and the debt ceiling is hit.

Perhaps it is time to review the rich history of nonviolence, the ability of peacebuilding and the efficacy of peacemaking operations in achieving mutually beneficial outcomes. Violent destructive conflicts could be avoided and constructive conflicts with the potential for enduring positive change could be identified. The debt ceiling is proof that war is not working. The U.S. cannot afford it. This country has the capacity for complex problem solving; let’s finally prove it.

And by the way, refusing to raise the debt ceiling when Congress already authorized all the spending that caused that debt ceiling to be hit is not the same as Congress suddenly deciding to order a less expensive meal at a modest diner. It’s actually exactly like eating a large expensive meal at a pricey restaurant and then leaving without paying.

Wim Laven, Ph.D., syndicated by PeaceVoice, teaches courses in political science and conflict resolution.

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