ARIES (March 21 – April 19) Start carrying around a compact mirror, Aries! All eyes are darting your way on Feb. 20 when Venus, the planet of love, and Mars (your ruler) take a road trip into your sign. You’re going to be looking your best with little maintenance required. Now’s the time to change your profile picture—you’ll only need to take two or three selfies instead of 17.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) Want a raise, Taurus? Who doesn’t?! While we’re all for a little negotiating and knowing what you’re worth, it’s not time to talk about change with a boss on Feb. 23. That doesn’t mean that you can’t make a mean PowerPoint presentation and get the wheels turning, though. We’re talking music, graphs and charts.
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) It’s your big break, Gemini! Your TV pilot is finally about to take off on Feb. 20—all of that anxiety was for nothing! You’ve got some extra help from Neptune and its grooming you to be thrown in front of a camera. Whether you’re appearing on screen next to Antonio Banderas or shooting a Kickstarter video, you’ll be ready to give an Oscar-worthy performance.
CANCER (June 21 – July 22) All aboard the Love Boat, Cancer! It’s no secret that you’ve been pulling out all of the stops—are your button-ups ironed? Are you wearing your best blazer? Do your socks match?! Well, the stars are here to tell you that all of that personal attention to your physicality has paid off. Look for Valentine’s weekend 2.0 on Feb. 23.
LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22) Take a road trip, Leo! Pack your bags and your lover—you’re overdue for a trip out of town. You’ll take anything—even Livermore is looking like a plausible romantic destination. Don’t focus on the location; it’s all about the company. Channel your inner romantic and woo like you were born to do!
VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Did you buy a lotto ticket, Virgo? Well, it may not come as a surprise to you, but you won! Er, you won something. If you’re not cashing in millions this week, maybe you won a spelling bee or a wet T-shirt contest—whatever it is, luck is on your side! We’ll cross our fingers that it’s the lottery and you’re counting cash!
LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Get ready to sign on the line, Libra! It’s time for you to commit! Love is in the air and it’s taking over your oxygen supply on Feb. 22. Things are heating up and getting serious with a special someone—so don’t be shy; tell him or her how you really feel about being in their Facebook profile picture.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Hitting the trails hard this weekend, Scorpio? Watch out! This isn’t any average hike—don’t hit the trails donning a cat sweatshirt and sweaty headband. You’re not going to run into your run-of-the-mill lonely hikers—you’ll be following a path that will lead you to a VIP in your industry. Bring your networking A-game and some extra water.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) What’s better than just the two of us, Sagittarius? Three’s company! It’s time to make a baby. At least it’s more entertaining than doing your taxes. Think of all of the endless entertainment that’s headed your way—balancing plates on a pregnant belly and/or late-night grocery runs for brussel sprouts and Ben & Jerry’s. Not to mention the practice of unparalleled financial disciple for 18 years.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) Trying to sell your home, Capricorn? If the imminent feeling of finding a new home is starting to weigh on your antlers, er, shoulders, don’t worry—it’s in the stars! The best little in-law unit is headed your way. If it’s not on Craigslist, you’ll find it by word-of-mouth.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) Feel like you’re in a Breaking Bad chemistry class, Aquarius? That’s because on Feb. 22, love is taking over. Sparks will be flying and feelings will be felt. Whether single or coupled up, make sure to practice some of your pick-up line staples.
PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20) Dinner is on you, Pisces! And why is that, you might ask? Well, money is headed your way. It looks like that raise you put in for 23 months ago might finally just got approved. Do your best to strategize a new financial plan so the extra cash stays in your wallet and doesn’t end up down the drain.