Agricultural cooperatives will help save the world

Cooperation will save the world, and so will cooperatives like FEED Sonoma, a farmer-worker owned co-op in the making said to be the first of its kind in California. The California Center for Cooperative Development, which is based in Davis, has been working overtime to sell the idea of cooperatives to the whole state.

Tim Page, FEED Sonoma’s co-founder, calls himself “the facilitator of goodness.” He has bought into the notion of cooperation big time. A bit of a prankster as well as a fellow with business savvy, he performs a hell of a lot of good these days.

Once a week for the past six weeks, I have purchased a $35 box with veggies and fruits from Feed Sonoma, which is growing like crazy during the pandemic. Like me, many local, hungry families eager for fresh produce have signed up online at shop.feedsonoma.com for boxes filled with lettuce, radishes, kale, savory spinach, white turnips, spearmint, Valencia oranges and smoked salt (which makes everything taste a little bit better).

Subscribers can also buy ground beef, organic honey and cheese from the Bohemian Creamery in Sebastopol. Boxes are picked up at a dozen or so distribution points, from Healdsburg to the town of Sonoma and Oakland.

During the past few weeks, sales have jumped from 90 boxes to 450 to 1,800. The goal is 4,000. Eighty or so local farmers—from Sonoma to Petaluma—participate, including Paul Wirtz, who says, “Tim makes it financially feasible and leaves it up to me to decide what to grow.”

Twice a week, masked employees fill boxes at a 14,000-square-foot warehouse near Penngrove. Since March, Page has worked 15-hour days, six days a week; and without a sales or marketing team. He uses newsletters and Instagram to inform customers, but word-of-mouth helps more than anything else.

“We’re not yet perfect,” Page, whom I have known for the past four years, says. “Sometimes subscribers get the wrong box and sometimes spinach gets bruised.”

Sitting in the shade outside the warehouse, Page says they want to feed “all the people,” not just “supply elite restaurants.”

“Sonoma is not the only beautiful place in the world with real diversity,” Page—who wants to make the world a better place, box by box—says. “There are others like it, from the Pacific Northwest to New Zealand. But Sonoma is definitely one of them. We want it to continue to be an agricultural powerhouse.”

Jonah Raskin is the author of “Field Days: A Year of Farming, Eating and Drinking Wine in California.”

Letters: New Normal

During a recent Zoom gathering, my granddaughter Katie suddenly said, “I wish things would return to normal.” After the meeting I reflected on what was normal before the pandemic. $730 billion dollars allocated to defense, a big portion going to upgrading our nuclear arsenal. If anyone knows of a bomb that can be dropped to stop the virus, I don’t.

We have a program that has been drastically cut and Trump budget chief holds firm on the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) cuts amid the coronavirus outbreak. 

To me it’s obvious. Because of the cuts we were not prepared and as a result, we do not have  enough ventilators, masks or protective gear for our nurses and doctors who have to use  garbage bags for protection. What would our world be like if they all got the virus?

We fear words like social democracy, which supports the idea of “We the People” being the highest priority. Many believe, “We are the greatest country in the world, we are number one.”  We are number one; we have the highest amount of new cases and new deaths. Our priorities need to be reevaluated NOW. 

Elaine B. Holtz

Santa Rosa

Earth Day

Hey Will (Carruthers), nice job on the Earth Day story (“Environmentalism Goes Livestream,” April 22)! Exciting to see SunRise moving into leadership on climate action! We need you to push forward here in Sonoma County, the Bay Area and the world. Right there with you! 

Teri Shore, Greenbelt Alliance

Via bohemian.com

Small World

Hi there, I really enjoy reading This Modern World every week (above), but not when it’s been shrunk! It deserves to get back to its regular size. Thanks and keep up the great work!

Alexis Fajardo

Santa Rosa

Horoscope

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I always hesitate to advise Aries people to slow down, be more deliberate, and pay closer attention to boring details. The Rams to whom I provide such counsel may be rebelliously annoyed with me—so much so that they move even faster, and with less attention to the details. Nevertheless, I’ll risk offering you this advisory right now. Here’s my reasoning, which I hope will make the prospect more appealing: If you commit to a phase in which you temporarily invoke more prudence, discretion and watchfulness than usual, it will ultimately reward you with a specific opportunity to make rapid progress.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Is there an area of your life where you would like a do-over? A chance to cancel the past and erase lingering messiness and clear a path for who-knows-what new possibility? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to prepare—not to actually take the leap, but rather to make yourself ready for the leap. You will have God and fate and warm fuzzy vibes on your side as you dare to dream and scheme about a fresh start. Any mistakes you committed once upon a time could become irrelevant as you fantasize practically about a future breakthrough.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In 1855, Gemini-born Walt Whitman published his book of poetry Leaves of Grass. A literary critic named Rufus Wilmot Griswold did not approve. In a review, he derided the work that would eventually be regarded as one of America’s literary masterpieces. “It is impossible to imagine how any man’s fancy could have conceived such a mass of stupid filth,” Griswold wrote, adding that Whitman had a “degrading, beastly sensuality” driven by “the vilest imaginings.” Whitman’s crafty Gemini intelligence responded ingeniously to the criticism. In the next edition of Leaves of Grass, the author printed Griswold’s full review. It helped sell even more books! I invite you to consider comparable twists and tricks.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): In your efforts to develop a vibrant community and foster a vital network of connections, you have an advantage. Your emotionally rich, nurturing spirit instills trust in people. They’re drawn to you because they sense you will treat them with care and sensitivity. On the other hand, these fine attributes of yours may sometimes cause problems. Extra-needy, manipulative folks may interpret your softness as weakness. They might try to exploit your kindness to take advantage of you. So the challenge for you is to be your generous, welcoming self without allowing anyone to violate your boundaries or rip you off. Everything I just said will be helpful to meditate on in the coming weeks, as you reinvent yourself for the future time when the coronavirus crisis will have lost much of its power to disrupt our lives.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Now is an excellent time to take inventory of your integrity. You’re likely to get crucial insights if you evaluate the state of your ethics, your authenticity and your compassion. Is it time to boost your commitment to a noble cause that transcends your narrow self-interest? Are there ways you’ve been less than fully fair and honest in your dealings with people? Is it possible you have sometimes failed to give your best? I’m not saying that you are guilty of any of those sins. But most of us are indeed guilty of them, at least now and then. And if you are, Leo, now is your special time to check in with yourself—and make any necessary adjustments and corrections.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I predict that you will have more flying dreams than usual in the coming weeks—as well as more dreams in which you’re traveling around the world in the company of rebel angels and dreams in which you’re leading revolutionary uprisings of oppressed people against tyrannical overlords and dreams of enjoying eight-course gourmet feasts with sexy geniuses in the year 2022. You may also, even while not asleep, well up with outlandish fantasies and exotic desires. I don’t regard any of these likelihoods as problematic. In fact, I applaud them and encourage them. They’re healthy for you! Bonus: All the wild action transpiring in your psyche may prompt you to generate good ideas about fun adventures you could embark on once the coronavirus crisis has ebbed.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): It’s time to work your way below the surface level of things, Libra; to dig and dive into the lower reaches where the mysteries are darker and richer; to marshal your courage as you go in quest of the rest of the story. Are you willing to suspend some of your assumptions about the way things work so as to become fully alert for hidden agendas and dormant potentials? Here’s a piece of advice: Your fine analytical intelligence won’t be enough to guide you through this enigmatic terrain. If you hope to get face to face with the core source, you’ll have to call on your deeper intuition and non-rational hunches.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): When was the last time you researched the intricacies of what you don’t like and don’t desire and don’t want to become? Now is a favorable time to take a thorough inventory. You’ll generate good fortune for yourself by naming the following truths: 1. goals and dreams that are distractions from your primary mission; 2. attitudes and approaches that aren’t suitable for your temperament and that don’t contribute to your maximum health; 3. people and influences that are not in alignment with your highest good.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Novelist Fyodor Dostoevsky believed that the cleverest people are those who regularly call themselves fools. In other words, they feel humble amusement as they acknowledge their failings and ignorance—thereby paving the way for creative growth. They steadily renew their commitment to avoid being know-it-alls, celebrating the curiosity that such blessed innocence enables them to nurture. They give themselves permission to ask dumb questions! Now is a favorable time for you to employ these strategies.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): What wonderful improvements and beautiful influences would you love to be basking in by May 1, 2021? What masterpieces would you love to have as key elements of your life by then? I invite you to have fun brainstorming about these possibilities in the next two weeks. If an exciting idea bubbles up into your awareness, formulate a plan that outlines the details you’ll need to put in place so as to bring it to fruition when the time is right. I hereby authorize you to describe yourself with these terms: begetter; originator; maker; designer; founder; producer; framer; generator.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): If I asked you to hug and kiss yourself regularly, would you think I was being too cute? If I encouraged you to gaze into a mirror once a day and tell yourself how beautiful and interesting you are, would you say, “That’s too woo-woo for me.”? I hope you will respond more favorably than that, Aquarius. In fact, I will be praying for you to ascend to new heights of self-love between now and May 25. I will be rooting for you to be unabashed as you treat yourself with more compassionate tenderness than you have ever dared to before. And I do mean EVER!

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In the coming weeks, I’d love to see you get excited about refining and upgrading the ways you communicate. I don’t mean to imply that you’re a poor communicator now; it’s just that you’re in a phase when you’re especially empowered to enhance the clarity and candor with which you express yourself. You’ll have an uncanny knack for knowing the right thing to say at the right moment. You’ll generate blessings for yourself as you fine-tune your listening skills. Much of this may have to happen online and over the phone, of course. But you can still accomplish a lot!

The Double Whammy On My Soul

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This is a cautionary, and true, tale. Life is an experiment, and sometimes we learn something from the results. Case in point: the 2016 elections.

I, in my idealistic wisdom, assumed Hillary would win the vote. Because, well, God. And, the Universe. And so, because my vote for her wasn’t necessary, I decided to throw it toward a third party in order to boost the whole third-party thing. Because I believe that we—Americans—well and truly need many strong political parties to choose from, not just the two default parties handed to us by our uptight, antique forebears.

We know what happened. My pro-Hillary vote would have tipped the election in her favor. But my third-party vote actually ensured Trump’s triumph. And I live with that hard fact each and every day that I accidentally get a visual of the orange buffoon face that frequently graces the news media and the interwebs while even more frequently contributing to the ever-increasing deterioration of this cycle of time.

The other thing that happened during the last election was, I was visiting my beloved, sweet sister in Seattle and had the brilliant idea to turn her and her husband on to my favorite movie in the world, Mad Max: Fury Road. On election night.

Seeing as my darling sister and her gentle husband had never experienced the Mad Max phenomenon, this was set to be a groundbreaking evening for them, because we were going to a very rare big-screen showing of the “Black and Chrome Edition,” which was sure to intensify the post-apocalyptic carnage well beyond the color version.

As we walked into the theater while votes were still being counted, my sister’s election fears were palpable. Then we sat down and watched that wonderful, wonderful movie. Lord, was it good! The nuances brought out by the black and the chrome! The subtle complexities of faces and vehicles and explosions and flamethrower-puffs and shadow and light brought into such sharp focus by that lack of color! 

And—surprise!—my sister and her husband were completely traumatized by the experience. The 80-odd vehicle-destruction sequences and 140-odd, high-speed death scenes within the span of two-odd hours scared them, rather than galvanized them into an unswerving, holy adoration of all things post-apocalyptic.

I should have known. But, I’m a guy. And I’m a big brother.

And then we walked out of the theater and my sister checked her phone, became very pale, and said quietly, “Trump won the election.” And burst into tears of genuine fright, right there in the lobby. Knowing, of course, that I, her favorite brother, and possibly her favorite person in the entire world, had not voted for Hillary, and had thus single handedly swung the vote in Trump’s favor because … I already told you why.

And I stood there for 20 minutes trying to ease her fears by explaining that I had just purchased 6 acres on a remote island and if the world collapsed she and her husband could surely come live with me and we could survive by homesteading and hunting the local overpopulated, wild pygmy deer.

Which—surprise!—brought her no relief whatsoever. In fact, the very next day she began to speak about moving to an idyllic, faraway country to which she possesses dual citizenship. (Which is also a bucolic, agrarian island populated by many huntable wild animals, I might add. But that’s beside the point.)

The years go by and I live with this dual stain on my soul. Because my sister is my favorite person in the world. And I did these things to her. They far exceed any run-of-the-mill, big-brother, chasing-her-around-the-house-with-pinky-outstretched-under-the-assumed- persona-of-Mister-Nose-Picker antics I ever pulled in all the prior years, and I didn’t even do them for kicks.

Chew on that while you decide what to do with the next election.

Seeking words of wit and wisdom? Write the Advice Viking at mf********@me*******.com.

Open Mic: The Animal Within

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I finally get “Baby on Board” stickers. Twice per month, I bring my infant to grandma-care via 101 South. After a few slogs through Santa Rosa, I discovered that children count for HOV purposes—wonderful!

Autumn brought darker mornings and, ignorant of my baby in the backseat, other drivers reacted strongly to my HOV lane usage. A woman overtook me down the on-ramp, swerving and shouting. A man brake-checked and flipped me off at the HOV 2+ sign. Animals!

No really, animals. Like most mammals, humans evolved in hierarchical packs where status matters. If Thag takes your fishing spot and you do nothing, others will tomorrow and you starve. We descend from people that did something, and to those (ignorant) drivers, I took their place in traffic.

Modern humans have walked Earth for 200,000 years. Ten thousand generations passed us their knowledge about tools, building, navigation and wildlife. We also inherited their tendencies to judge strangers, imagine motives and assume the worst—all in a split second.

For most of human history, any day might mean fending off death. Then civilizations happened 300 generations ago, the Industrial Revolution 10 generations ago, and within our lifetimes, Internet and mobile connectivity. Surviving predators and finding food was largely replaced by rush-hour commutes and navigating supermarkets.

Life still presents fight-or-flight moments, but for most people those are few. And yet, our brains are constantly primed for threats. Those enraged drivers saw something (incomplete), drew (false) conclusions and reacted aggressively with primal instincts that we all possess.

Problematically, those same instincts are hijacked by threats online. News and viral posts grab our attention and trigger judgments, sometimes solely on headline and photo. We are creatures of habit with our information sources and get similar perspectives on repeat; without us intentionally seeking conflicting views or evidence, those half-baked, instinctive judgments settle as true.

Then a pandemic hit. Self-isolation exiled us online, where chronic fear shades everything we see. I hope for better, but despite our suffering together, the country remains divided—with anger and blame rampant. All these things are related.

You animal.

Iain Burnett lives in Forestville.

F*@%! Corona

Biodynamic farmer Mike Benziger and medical doctor Thomas Cowan combine forces to boost human health. With COVID-19 lurking everywhere, they’re on high alert.

Dr. Cowan’s office has been closed since mid-March, so for the past five weeks his appointments have been only by phone. Benzinger has had an intense spring, planting and harvesting. At his farm on Sonoma Mountain, he cultivates summer savory, ashitaba and eastern dandelions. After they’re dried, he sells them to Dr. Cowan’s Garden (drcowansgarden.com), a Bay Area company that sells powders made from vegetables.

If it were up to Benziger and Cowan, Americans would eat their way to wellness with nutrient-rich plants.

“People who have optimal health—no cancers, no diabetes and no heart disease—typically eat 100 to 120 different vegetables a year,” Cowan says. “Most Americans only eat 10 vegetables a year and count ketchup as one of them.”

His company sells 30 different kinds of vegetable powders, though he makes no big claims for their medical benefits.

“If we did we’d be sued,” he says.

But his patients are true believers. During the current plague, demand has increased. Benziger can’t grow enough summer savory, ashitaba and dandelions to keep Cowan happy.

“Benziger is one of the best growers around,” Cowan says. “He has optimal conditions to cultivate ashitaba.”

Native to Japan, ashitaba is recommended for high blood pressure, gout, constipation and hay fever. A 40-gram jar costs $55. Cowan sells powders made from parsnips, Swiss chard, carrots, turmeric, burdock roots, leeks and horseradish.

In the thick of the current crisis, Cowan suggests six basic things to boost immune systems: soak up the sun, drink pure water, avoid processed foods, exercise, take vitamin C and eat medicinal mushrooms.

Benziger has battled health problems for years, and, while he has turned to Western medicine, he also believes in the healing powers of mushrooms and marijuana, too, which he also cultivates.

“I will personally drive anyone skeptical about weed to a dispensary, introduce him to a knowledgeable person and ask for a recommendation for joint pain, anxiety and sleep,” he says.

Years ago, Benziger left New York, arrived in Sonoma, grew grapes biodynamically and made premiere pinot noir. Recently, he turned to the cultivation of lettuce and all kinds of greens which he sells to restaurants including Glen Ellen Star (glenellenstar.com), where Ari Weiswasser, his son-in-law, is the chef. His daughter, Erinn, juggles nearly everything else. These days, the Star offers curbside pickup for lunch and dinner, Wednesday to Sunday.

Jonah Raskin is the author of “Dark Day, Dark Night: A Marijuana Murder Mystery”

Bay Area’s Shelter-In-Place Order Extended Through May

The shelter-in-place orders covering Marin County and six other Bay Area jurisdictions will last through at least the end of May, public health officials announced today.

The extended orders, which will be released later this week, will ease restrictions on a few “lower-risk activities” that have been in place for the past month, according to a news release about the revised orders.

The initial stay-at-home mandates were set to expire on May 3, but public health officials had signaled that the restrictions needed to be extended in order to ensure the safety required to re-open the community.

Below is a copy of the full announcement.

Joint Statement of the Seven Bay Area Health Officers on Upcoming Extension and Revisions to the Current Shelter-in-Place Orders

Later this week, the Public Health Officers of the Counties of Alameda, Contra Costa, Marin, San Francisco, San Mateo, and Santa Clara as well as the City of Berkeley will issue revised shelter-in-place orders that largely keep the current restrictions in place and extend them through May. The new order will include limited easing of specific restrictions for a small number of lower-risk activities.

The shelter-in-place orders in effect across the seven jurisdictions are set to expire on May 3, 2020.  Thanks to the collective effort and sacrifice of the 7 million residents across our jurisdictions, we have made substantial progress in slowing the spread of the novel coronavirus, ensuring our local hospitals are not overwhelmed with COVID-19 cases, and saving lives.  At this stage of the pandemic, however, it is critical that our collective efforts continue so that we do not lose the progress we have achieved together. Hospitalizations have leveled, but more work is needed to safely re-open our communities. Prematurely lifting restrictions could easily lead to a large surge in cases.  

The Health Officers will also release a set of broad indicators that will be used to track progress in preparedness and response to COVID-19, in alignment with the framework being used by the State of California.  Future easing of restrictions requires that each jurisdiction and various sectors continue to rapidly build critical infrastructure and systems to respond to and control the spread of coronavirus infections and to ensure the health care system’s ability to meet demand.

This global pandemic of COVID-19 is still in its early stages.  The virus spreads easily, testing capacity is limited and expanding slowly, and vaccine development is just beginning.  We expect to be responding to COVID-19 in our communities for a long time.  As effective as our efforts have been, if we move too fast to ease restrictions, the potential of exponential spread could have grave impacts to health and wellness of our residents as well as the economy.

The Health Officers of these seven jurisdictions have been working closely together in leading a unified, regional approach, to protect the health and safety of our residents. Details regarding this next phase will be shared later in the week, along with the updated order.

Lost & Found

Under normal circumstances, Angie Powers would screen her first feature film, Lost in the Middle, on April 23 at Rialto Cinemas in Sebastopol, in an Occidental Arts & Ecology Center benefit event.

Obviously, things are far from normal, and the fundraising night-at-the-movies event has been postponed due to the shelter-in-place orders in effect in the North Bay.

Local audiences will have to wait to see Powers’ film, though the wait will be worth it, as Lost in the Middle—about a group of friends in their 40s—features a blend of outrageous humor and heartfelt drama.

A Sonoma County–native, Powers taught herself to tell stories while growing up on her family’s apple orchard.

“There was always stuff to do that was wildly boring,” Powers says. “So I just started telling myself stories.”

That internal storytelling transformed into story writing, and Powers earned an MFA in English and creative writing at Mills College in Oakland, studied screenwriting and now works as a corporate and creative filmmaker.

The kernel of Lost in the Middle comes from Powers’ own group of high-school friends. She describes the group as a rowdy bunch; and she says she realized the deeper importance these friendships held after a friend’s wedding several years ago.

“I started thinking about my friends, the things we know about each other, the things we hide from each other,” Powers says. “The story is about what it means to be friends, and that honesty is intimacy.”

Lost in the Middle follows a similarly rowdy group of longtime friends dealing with a very different life moment—spreading the ashes of a recently deceased group member. Tonally, the film is reminiscent of The Big Chill, only more diverse, more queer and more audacious in its comedy.

Actor and writer Guinevere Turner, best known for co-writing and co-starring in American Psycho, heads up the cast of friends. Powers shot the film in Sonoma County with a local crew back in 2017.

“It was phenomenal,” Powers says of the filming experience. “We had 300 people volunteer to be part of this, and we ended up with a core group of locals who committed essentially two full weeks of their time to help bring this together.”

Powers also notes that while the budget was miniscule, the outpouring of support from local restaurants and businesses added untold value to the production.

“It was amazing how much people were willing to give,” she says.

The film screened at select festivals last year, winning Best Feature Award at the Broad Humor Film Festival in Los Angeles. Powers is disappointed the film could not be screened this week at Rialto Cinemas, mostly because the event would benefit the OAEC, where parts of the film were shot.

“I love this county, and I know that sounds cheesy,” she says. “This is a place where people produce things, so I am confident that our county will come back, especially the artists, and I’m hoping they can lead the way in what might be a new way of doing the things we do well.”

Angie Powers also runs Bookwritingworld.com with her producing partner Elizabeth Stark.

Lost & Found

Under normal circumstances, Angie Powers would screen her first feature film, Lost in the Middle, on April 23 at Rialto Cinemas in Sebastopol, in an Occidental Arts & Ecology Center benefit event.

Obviously, things are far from normal, and the fundraising night-at-the-movies event has been postponed due to the shelter-in-place orders in effect in the North Bay.

Local audiences will have to wait to see Powers’ film, though the wait will be worth it, as Lost in the Middle—about a group of friends in their 40s—features a blend of outrageous humor and heartfelt drama.

A Sonoma County–native, Powers taught herself to tell stories while growing up on her family’s apple orchard.

“There was always stuff to do that was wildly boring,” Powers says. “So I just started telling myself stories.”

That internal storytelling transformed into story writing, and Powers earned an MFA in English and creative writing at Mills College in Oakland, studied screenwriting and now works as a corporate and creative filmmaker.

The kernel of Lost in the Middle comes from Powers’ own group of high-school friends. She describes the group as a rowdy bunch; and she says she realized the deeper importance these friendships held after a friend’s wedding several years ago.

“I started thinking about my friends, the things we know about each other, the things we hide from each other,” Powers says. “The story is about what it means to be friends, and that honesty is intimacy.”

Lost in the Middle follows a similarly rowdy group of longtime friends dealing with a very different life moment—spreading the ashes of a recently deceased group member. Tonally, the film is reminiscent of The Big Chill, only more diverse, more queer and more audacious in its comedy.

Actor and writer Guinevere Turner, best known for co-writing and co-starring in American Psycho, heads up the cast of friends. Powers shot the film in Sonoma County with a local crew back in 2017.

“It was phenomenal,” Powers says of the filming experience. “We had 300 people volunteer to be part of this, and we ended up with a core group of locals who committed essentially two full weeks of their time to help bring this together.”

Powers also notes that while the budget was miniscule, the outpouring of support from local restaurants and businesses added untold value to the production.

“It was amazing how much people were willing to give,” she says.

The film screened at select festivals last year, winning Best Feature Award at the Broad Humor Film Festival in Los Angeles. Powers is disappointed the film could not be screened this week at Rialto Cinemas, mostly because the event would benefit the OAEC, where parts of the film were shot.

“I love this county, and I know that sounds cheesy,” she says. “This is a place where people produce things, so I am confident that our county will come back, especially the artists, and I’m hoping they can lead the way in what might be a new way of doing the things we do well.”

Angie Powers also runs Bookwritingworld.com with her producing partner Elizabeth Stark.

Rolling the Bard

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April 23 or so marks William Shakespeare’s 456th bday. For the sake of this chat, however, let’s just say it’s his 4-20th birthday. Because the question of the day is “Did Shakespeare smoke weed?”

Doobie, or not doobie? That is the question—the one that circulated the Internet a few years ago when anthropologist Francis Thackeray suggested that William Shakespeare might have sought creative inspiration by smoking pot.

Thackeray is the director of the Institute for Human Evolution at the University of Witwatersrand in Johannesburg, and in 2001 he conducted a study that found marijuana residue in pipe fragments unearthed in Shakespeare’s garden.

Though cannabis was cultivated in England during Shakespeare’s day for rope-making and other textiles, it’s unclear if it was used recreationally.

“Some Shakespearean allusions, including a mention of a ‘noted weed’ in Sonnet 76, spurred Thackeray’s inquiry into whether Shakespeare may have used the mind-altering drug for inspiration,” wrote Life Science journal-contributor Stephanie Pappas.

About five years ago, Thackeray contemplated petitioning the Church of England to open the Bard’s grave and undertake a chemical analysis of his hair and nails in search of marijuana traces. There has been little mention of the project since. Because—I surmise—Thackeray is no longer high.

Given some lines in Sonnet 76, I could see how, in certain states of mind, a phrase like “compounds strange” could be a pot allusion, next to the aforecited “noted weed.” Especially after a bong hit.

Two questions come to mind, however: Why are some always eager to pin the inspirations of creative types on dope? And secondly, who cares?

W. H. Auden took Benzedrine in the morning and Seconal at night, but few mention it in the same breath as his poetry. And strung out as he was, even Auden addressed hazards of reading between the lines of Shakespeare’s poetry. This is from an introduction he once wrote to the Bard’s works:

“Probably, more nonsense has been talked and written, more intellectual and emotional energy expended in vain, on the sonnets of Shakespeare than on any other literary work in the world.”But did Shakespeare smoke pot? Does it matter? Meh. Sure, my own writing is better when I’m high, but I only think that when I’m high. For the record, I wasn’t high when I wrote this … though maybe I should’ve been. Anyway, Happy Birthday, Shakespeare. Get it? Shake…speare. Okay, I’ll stop.

Agricultural cooperatives will help save the world

Cooperation will save the world, and so will cooperatives like FEED Sonoma, a farmer-worker owned co-op in the making said to be the first of its kind in California. The California Center for Cooperative Development, which is based in Davis, has been working overtime to sell the idea of cooperatives to the whole state. Tim Page, FEED Sonoma’s co-founder, calls...

Letters: New Normal

During a recent Zoom gathering, my granddaughter Katie suddenly said, “I wish things would return to normal.” After the meeting I reflected on what was normal before the pandemic. $730 billion dollars allocated to defense, a big portion going to upgrading our nuclear arsenal. If anyone knows of a bomb that can be dropped to stop the virus, I...

Horoscope

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I always hesitate to advise Aries people to slow down, be more deliberate, and pay closer attention to boring details. The Rams to whom I provide such counsel may be rebelliously annoyed with me—so much so that they move even faster, and with less attention to the details. Nevertheless, I’ll risk offering you this advisory...

The Double Whammy On My Soul

This is a cautionary, and true, tale. Life is an experiment, and sometimes we learn something from the results. Case in point: the 2016 elections. I, in my idealistic wisdom, assumed Hillary would win the vote. Because, well, God. And, the Universe. And so, because my vote for her wasn’t necessary, I decided to throw it toward a third party...

Open Mic: The Animal Within

I finally get “Baby on Board” stickers. Twice per month, I bring my infant to grandma-care via 101 South. After a few slogs through Santa Rosa, I discovered that children count for HOV purposes—wonderful! Autumn brought darker mornings and, ignorant of my baby in the backseat, other drivers reacted strongly to my HOV lane usage. A woman overtook me down...

F*@%! Corona

Biodynamic farmer Mike Benziger and medical doctor Thomas Cowan combine forces to boost human health. With COVID-19 lurking everywhere, they’re on high alert. Dr. Cowan’s office has been closed since mid-March, so for the past five weeks his appointments have been only by phone. Benzinger has had an intense spring, planting and harvesting. At his farm on Sonoma Mountain, he...

Bay Area’s Shelter-In-Place Order Extended Through May

The shelter-in-place orders covering Marin County and six other Bay Area jurisdictions will last through at least the end of May, public health officials announced today. The extended orders, which will be released later this week, will ease restrictions on a few “lower-risk activities” that have been in place for the past month, according to a news release about the...

Lost & Found

Under normal circumstances, Angie Powers would screen her first feature film, Lost in the Middle, on April 23 at Rialto Cinemas in Sebastopol, in an Occidental Arts & Ecology Center benefit event. Obviously, things are far from normal, and the fundraising night-at-the-movies event has been postponed due to the shelter-in-place orders in effect in the North Bay. Local audiences will have...

Lost & Found

Under normal circumstances, Angie Powers would screen her first feature film, Lost in the Middle, on April 23 at Rialto Cinemas in Sebastopol, in an Occidental Arts & Ecology Center benefit event. Obviously, things are far from normal, and the fundraising night-at-the-movies event has been postponed due to the shelter-in-place orders in effect in the North Bay. Local audiences will have...

Rolling the Bard

April 23 or so marks William Shakespeare’s 456th bday. For the sake of this chat, however, let’s just say it’s his 4-20th birthday. Because the question of the day is “Did Shakespeare smoke weed?” Doobie, or not doobie? That is the question—the one that circulated the Internet a few years ago when anthropologist Francis Thackeray suggested that William Shakespeare might...
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