Theater: Personality Type

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New plays and musicals that are in their development stage have always reminded me of infant birds that must remain safely in the nest, attended by solicitous parents, until they grow the feathers that enable them to fly and forage for themselves. If the launch is premature, disaster (or something close to it) is the likely outcome. Even if the not-quite-fledged chick survives the fall, its future is threatened by the dangers that lurk below.

The accuracy of this analogy was re-confirmed last weekend as I watched Ross Valley Players’ (RVP) production of Just My Type: The Musical. The show, which is part of the 2018 Ross Alternative Works (RAW) festival, runs through April 29 at the group’s Barn Theatre.

In recent years, new play development has become an increasingly important focus for America’s theaters. It’s a trend that benefits emerging playwrights, while others involved in the creative process also enjoy an expanded opportunity to work on fresh material. The downside is diminished attention to the classical repertoire, both American and international, and a proliferation of plays that blaze across the sky for a short period and then disappear.

Since development, if done right, is a costly process, it’s only natural that the larger professional companies should be the trendsetters. Lately, however, small niche groups with dedicated followers have jumped on the bandwagon, as have community theaters, like RVP. In 2004, RAW’s founding producer Tinka Ross began to upgrade the program, and in 2015-2016 for the first time a RAW project was included in the regular season.

Despite its title, Just My Type isn’t really a musical. It’s a two-character musical revue consisting of more than 18 songs and a finale by composer/lyricist Rita Abrams grouped around a central theme—in this case, how clashing personality types affect intimate relationships. Kate (Charlotte Jacobs, described by the program as “a well-known couples therapist”) and Ben (Michael Sally, “a distinguished psychologist”) are having marital troubles stemming from their dissimilar outlooks on life. To explore the problem, they resolve to write a book together based on their observations of four pairs of clients, using tests derived from the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI), which drew heavily on Carl Jung’s theory that human behavior generally reflects the influence of sensation, intuition, feeling and thinking. Jacobs and Sally portray all of the characters in vignettes punctuated by one or more of Abrams’ songs and accompanied by a five-piece, on-stage band led by Jack Prendergast.

With its many moving parts, this is more than RVP’s resources can handle, especially since limited rehearsal time, casting issues and other concerns required that everyone involved take on multiple roles. (Michael Sally is co-author, co-director and performer; Charlotte Jacobs is co-author and performer; Rita Abrams is composer/lyricist, music director and member of the band, etc.) The result is a tangle of  elements—some good, some cringe-worthy—that is just as difficult to judge as the relationships that are depicted on stage.

To further complicate matters, the story’s throughline—a throwback to the late days of the past century, when men were typed as being from Mars and women from Venus in a popular book—feels archaic today. Still, Just My Type’s overall message, encapsulated in Abrams’ haunting song, “Keep Your Heart Open,” remains as relevant as ever.

Although I usually don’t hand out advice, I will break the rule one time. If RAW productions are essentially workshops, treat them as such. Make it simple. Inexpensive for the theater and for the audience. Above all, don’t throw the fledgling out of the nest until it’s ready to fly.

NOW PLAYING: Just My Type: The Musical runs through April 29 in Ross Valley Players’ Barn Theatre, Marin Art & Garden Center, 30 Sir Francis Drake Blvd., Ross; 415/456-9555; rossvalleyplayers.com.

Health & Wellness: Synergy

On the eve of April 20—a global rite of spring spawned by the mystic Waldos and their quest for the secret garden of cannabinoid splendor—the embrace of legalization has ever so subtly shifted our celebration toward an understanding of the purpose and effect of the endocannabinoid system.

This system is the master regulator of human physiology. It turns out that there is another system emerging from the primordial ooze, one embraced by half of the planet while the rest cower in the grips of mycophobia. I’m referring to the realm of mushrooms.

Some mycologists theorize that humans and fungi shared a common ancestry 600 million years ago and that we evolved from them. Besides a 20-minute Phish jam, where exactly do the mycelial and endocannabinoid systems connect? They do so in two supremely important areas: Immune system function and neurogenesis.

Viruses are well versed in the art of manipulating our immune system response to their benefit. As a result of an infection, cytokines, which are signaling molecules that promote inflammatory conditions, are stimulated to cascade in response to this intrusion.

These cascades create out-of-control inflammatory situations that result in a viral takeover. The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services reports that Cordyceps, a genus of fungi, and cannabidiol (CBD) share similar abilities to down-regulate these cascades, thus promoting anti-inflammatory conditions that could hinder the progression of infections. Coupled with this anti-inflammatory response, cannabis and certain mushrooms possess immune-stimulating properties that can up-regulate certain immune responses, which can help the body adapt and react accordingly to threats.

As for neurological health and well-being, the degradation of the neurological system is the hallmark of aging, overall health decline, traumatic injury, such as repeat concussions, and specific conditions like Alzheimer’s and dementia. Research out of Malaysia shows that Hericium erinaceus, known as the Lion’s Mane mushroom (pictured), possesses erinacines that stimulate nerve growth (neurogenesis) and help rebuild myelin, the sheath that insulates nerve fibers.

Pairing with the antioxidant and neuroprotectant properties of CBD and THC could hold promise for mediating neurological damage after trauma and possibly serve as a preventative for neurodegenerative diseases. That’s worth celebrating.

Patrick Anderson is lead educator with Project CBD. He will be celebrating Earth Day IV:XX at Emerald Pharms in Hopland from noon to 11pm.

Upfront: Wait and See

The California Growers Association filed a lawsuit against the California Department of Food and Agriculture in response to a regulatory loophole in the state’s cannabis laws that could take away protection from small-acre growers.

A lawsuit filed against the California Department of Food and Agriculture (CDFA) in January could be dropped by the California Growers Association (CGA)—but only if the state relents on a late-season switcheroo around small-acre grows as it finalizes statewide cannabis regulations.

At issue, says California Growers Association Executive Director Hezekiah Allen, are emergency regulations put into place late last year as the California legalization experiment was approaching the January 1, 2018 moment of retail liberation of cannabis. Part of Proposition 64 stipulated that small growers would be protected against a predicted onslaught of Big Pot seeking to gobble up acreage and create mega grow sites—and crush small growers in the process.

But in November, much to the surprise of the CGA, which represents small growers throughout the state, the CDFA stepped in and opened up a regulatory loophole that would allow grow sites to eclipse a single acre by allowing larger-scale growers to buy up as many one-acre lots as they could.

Part of the driver behind any reluctant embrace of Prop 64 by organizations such as the CGA—which emerged as a lobbyist for the state’s medical cannabis community in 2015—was premised on the inclusion of a five-year window within which none of the “Walmarts of Weed” could come in and dominate the industry with massive fields of herb.  

Thanks to pressure from a few dozen larger California grow operations, Allen surmises, the CDFA backed away from the tiny-plot pledge to the so-called cottage scale who comprise the backbone of the California cannabis economy.

But the CDFA’s February 23 response to the suit, filed by attorneys for the California Department of Justice and the CDFA, does provide a measure of hope for those growers and the CGA. Allen now says that the association may drop the suit if the permanent CDFA regulations now being written adhere to the original legalization blueprint first sketched out by California Gov. Jerry Brown’s pot point person, Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom.

The CGA lawsuit provides a glimpse into high-stakes cannabis brinksmanship over the path forward for a roughly $5 billion state cannabis economy—since the CDFA is now arguing that any negative future outcomes proffered by the CGA in its lawsuit are purely speculative, given the absence of those very permanent regulations that the CDFA is now writing.  

In its response, which was filed by California Attorney General Xavier Becerra and two other lawyers, the state denies that, contrary to the CGA suit’s assertions, the CDFA regulations had served to “‘eviscerate’ any mandate of Proposition 64.”

In its seven-page response, the state goes on to argue that the CGA had made speculative assertions about the CDFA’s emergency regulations, as it denied that the regs would have a “devastating effect on small and medium cannabis businesses, local economies throughout the state, and the environment,” as the CGA had argued in its January filing in California Superior Court.   

In a nutshell: The CDFA is arguing that it shouldn’t be sued for the emergency regulations, since it is now in the process of writing permanent regulations—even though nobody knows what those might be. The CDFA offers no indication in the response as to whether it would honor the original framework of Proposition 64 and re-establish the grow limits that were undone via the emergency regs.

“The complaint should be dismissed as not ripe for adjudication,” the state argues, “because the regulations at issue in this action are emergency regulations that will expire, and will be replaced by final regulations, on which CDFA is currently working.”

Allen says he’s holding out hope that the CGA might be able to withdraw the suit and says his organization is in a holding pattern awaiting further clues from the CDFA. No trial date has been set.

“There is much to discuss with the judge,” he says, reflecting on the CDFA’s response to the suit.  

There’s a lot in the government’s response that Allen disagrees with, but notes that they “made one good point” in highlighting that the regulations were not intended to be permanent. He’s going to hold them to that point, he says.  

Allen hopefully offers that “CDFA is saying, ‘Let’s talk about this after we issue our permanent regulations.’”

The suggestion, he adds, “is that the agency might offer a different posture, and maybe we’d back off” from the suit.

Or maybe it won’t. Until those regulations are released, he says, the CGA is in a holding pattern and is not happy with it.

The CGA has public opinion on its side, argues Allen, which includes lots of support from pro-cannabis community groups and media outlets that tuned into the CDFA flip-flop back in November.

“The general consensus is that the regulation is wrong and should be changed,” says Allen. One fact working in the CGA’s favor is that there were no public comments filed as the state hashed out the emergency regulations. Now Allen expects a torrent of public comments as the CDFA writes the permanent regulations, and he anticipates that most will support the five-year moratorium on mega grows and call for the end of the loophole.

With possibly thousands of letters of support for the CGA suit, he says, “it’s going to be a lot harder for them to say no.”   

So how did this unfortunate turn of events come to pass in the first place? Did Jerry Brown—no fan of cannabis legalization—set out to sabotage the legalization regime?

Allen doesn’t think so and believes that “a staff member had a little more jurisdiction than they should have,” and made the controversial call in the absence of public comments on behalf of Gov. Brown.  

Allen does say that it’s not particularly important to him who flip-flopped on the acreage limits, but he does rest the issue on the governor’s doorstop, “for failing to implement Proposition 64 as voters’ intended … The closest to a responsible party is the governor’s office,” he says. “That’s where this decision was made.”

In its court filing on Feb. 22, which sought to vacate the entire suit, the state noted that regardless of what the emergency regulations allowed, the past is not necessarily a prologue. The state says that any speculation around the CDFA’s rulemaking is wrong: “To the extent [the] plaintiff is inferring that CDFA is approving ‘large’ cultivation operations, CDFA denies such inference.”

Cannabis Control

Although the fever dream of a blown-out boutique-cannabis craft scene in the North Bay is likely years off, there’s indica incrementalism afoot in Sacramento to begin to pave the way forward to a full-on tourist-economy embrace of the holy plant that connects the cannabis back to its maker.

To that end, enter AB-2641, sponsored by grow-country Assemblymember Jim Wood. His bill, introduced in Sacramento in February, is making its way through committee and would authorize the Bureau of Cannabis Control to issue a “state temporary event license,” which would give licensed cannabis manufacturers and cultivators the opportunity to sell their wares in retail settings such as county fairs, farmers’ markets and the like, up to four times a year.

The bill’s been enthusiastically embraced by the California Growers Association, which represents small growers in Sacramento, and whose executive director, Hezekiah Allen, says that it would build on the success of small-farm retail already underway and “help farmers and consumers maintain a relationship with one another.”

These sorts of events were undertaken under the medical-cannabis collective model, which has now been supplanted by the new legalization regime under Proposition 64 and its enabling legislation.

Under that model, says Allen, “they could do events that looked like farmers’ markets that were for adults, and do direct marketing.” Wood’s bill would expand the opportunity beyond cannabis retailers to the growers and manufacturers themselves, he says, while not going down the road of an unregulated pop-up pot economy. “It’s cool, its cultural, we’ve always had these events and festivals,” says Allen, whose organization has signed on in support of the bill (nobody’s come out against it). “Bringing that into the regulated marketplace is a big priority for us.”

OK, let’s not get too excited just yet. There are no plans afoot as of yet for a Courthouse Square Cannabis Festival in Santa Rosa. Or for a Bolinas Bud Fair in that West Marin redoubt of cannabis liberation. The children have to be protected, law enforcement has to have its say and the Wood bill tracks with regulations already in place that leave it to the localities to decide whether they’d go along with the new permits.—Tom Gogola

Feature: ‘Migh-tea’ Moment

On the morning of January 1 2018, California’s residents woke up to a new reality; marijuana products were no longer reserved just for people who have a medical marijuana card, but available for anyone over the age of 21, at an array of locales, out there for the wide population to discover. One way to celebrate? A nice cup of tea, infused with various levels of CBD and THC, courtesy of Kikoko. The women behind the cannabis-infused organic herbal tea company—travel writer Amanda Jones and self-declared ‘serial entrepreneur’ Jennifer Chapin—couldn’t be happier, as it means that more people can be exposed to their product’s medicinal, healing qualities.

Kikoko teas lean nicely on a game of words—Tranquili-tea (chamomile & lemon myrtle) assists with sleep and relaxation, Positivi-tea (lemongrass mint green) brings joy and a great mood, Sympa-tea (ginger orange) aids anxiety and pain and Sensuali-tea (hibiscus cardamom rose) will “fire the desire.” The company’s packaging is colorful and full of humor (“Yes, it feels like you just had an awesome massage”; “Yes, it’s time to get your groove on”), its website is educational and its general tone is experiential and friendly.

While the product itself is produced in Emeryville, and Jones lives on the Peninsula, Chapin lives in Sausalito. Furthermore, one of Kikoko’s most curious promotions, ‘high’ tea parties, started in the area and are still going strong. The concept? Dressed-up, hat-clad ladies sipping infused teas, giggling and sharing stories. This is Kikoko’s essence—not necessarily getting epically high, but having a ‘migh-tea’ good time.

“When we first founded this company, we were told, and I quote, that we would be ‘laughed out of the dispensaries’ with our low doses,” Jones says. “This is proving not to be the case. In fact, quite the opposite—we placed a bet that women such as ourselves, many of whom are reliant upon pharmaceuticals with bad side effects, were looking for more natural alternatives but didn’t want to get so high they had a bad experience.”  

“Our peers don’t like to smoke,” Chapin adds. “We’re giving people a viable alternative to smoking, in a way that’s discreet, a lovely delivery vehicle if you will. How about a nice cup of tea instead of wine?”

The two women met through friends several years ago, and discovered a mutual knack for activism and women’s issues; previous to Kikoko, they founded Cynthia’s Sisters, a nonprofit helping Congolese women attend law school. “We discovered that we’re good at working together,” Chapin says with a laugh, “and that we’re both very passionate about helping marginalized communities.”

The new endeavor was born, partially, out of compassion for a mutual friend. “Three years ago, we had a friend with cancer,” Jones recalls. “It was terminal and she was using cannabis to help her with her pain, nausea and appetite. She didn’t like smoking and she remarked that there were no edibles targeted for women. She mentioned that, ‘Someone ought to create a line of cannabis-infused products that women can trust.’”

Jones and Chapin did a career turn, and found themselves in line with the plant. “We had no intention of getting into the weed business,” Jones says. “Still to this day I shake my head and laugh. But we are now oh-so-glad we did join this movement.”

Kikoko, as you may have already sensed, emphasizes health benefits rather than the good old high. It is, the founders say, a matter of education and perception, which is slowly shifting towards the positive.

“It seems to me that some stuff has been underground and shut, and now people are seeing it everywhere—the more people are reading about it in the mainstream media, the more they realize it is a viable product and it goes towards legitimizing the industry, towards understanding that it’s a plant that’s very useful in aiding medicinal conditions,” Chapin says. “I grew up in the culture of Nancy Reagan, of Just Say No. “I think that it’s similar to friends who have same-sex partners and come out to their families, who then become accepting. Similarly, when families see their loved ones getting help from medicinal marijuana, they start to understand. We truly think it’s a human rights violation that not all people have access to it.”

Jones highlights the historical significance of marijuana. “We are big believers in cannabis as medicine, which is not a new trend,” she says. “In fact, the plant being used in recorded medical history dates back to 2900 B.C.E. in China. When grown wild, cannabis does not have high amounts of psychoactive cannabinoid—that has been bred into it by humans. There is a recent trend labeled “microdosing,” but in fact it is really just taking the amount of THC down closer to the amounts found naturally before the plant was selectively bred for high THC. Our products are low dose, and we plan to go even lower.”

According to Jones, the science behind Kikoko is precise; the human body has an endocannabinoid system that helps the body achieve homeostasis by regulating things like appetite, mood, libido, and awake and sleep states. Enter cannabis: “This system exists in the body in the form of CB1 and CB2 receptors, and those receptors receive cannabinoids perfectly as they mimic neurotransmitters we ourselves produce,” Jones says. “We have blended cannabinoids in ratios that scientific evidence suggests helps with each of these concerns. We are very serious about our ratios and blending products that don’t merely get you high, but that can offer healthier alternatives to pharmaceuticals.”

Recently, there has been local buzz around ‘green banking’; according to a December 2017 L.A. Times article, talks have been taking place between the state, banks and federal regulators on a plan to allow banks to serve a marijuana market properly. Among the possible solutions is to designate one bank as a central hub that would hold accounts from other banks doing business with marijuana firms. Until that happens, Chapin and Jones are at least rejoicing in the growing knowledge about marijuana’s multifaceted and medicinal premises.

“We take education very seriously,” Chapin says. “Our parties are educational; we’re introducing cannabis in a way that’s both fun and educational, as a big part of the brand is giving people permission to try something new.”

On Kikoko’s website, at-home tea kits and instructions can be found for those who want to throw their own elevated bash, and materials are plentiful. The teas themselves can be delivered, or found at dispensaries. In Marin, options are not yet abundant, but Chapin reports active interest from her neighbors and friends in the area, and believes that more selling points are just a matter of time. The women are still building the brand, while being attentive to the market.

“We constantly ask our customers, ‘How else would you like to experience marijuana?’” Chapin says. “This is such an exciting time and opportunity for us.”

Kikoko; kikoko.com.

Hero & Zero: Hero Scratches Disney Trip & Villain Robs Nonprofit

Hero: A Mill Valley teen was kept indoors for nine months because of a blood disorder. Last July, 15-year-old Jack was finally allowed to go outside after a life-saving bone marrow transplant. The donor was a 23-year-old Australian man who Jack never met. Jack, who’s Asian, was one of the lucky ones, as it’s often challenging for some ethnic groups to find a bone marrow match. Knowing this, when Make-A-Wish offered to grant him a wish, he didn’t ask for a trip to Walt Disney World; he selflessly chose to help others. Jack’s now a bone marrow donation spokesperson, and he wrote and recorded a public service announcement encouraging people, especially of Asian heritage, to join the bone marrow registry at bethematch.org. Bravo Jack for helping save lives.

Zero: Criminals need a set of ethics to follow. Here’s the first tenet: Thou shalt not steal from nonprofit organizations that benefit the public. We’re speaking specifically to the hooded miscreant who smashed a large rock through the front glass door of the Community Media Center of Marin (CMCM) in San Rafael and absconded with four video cameras. The CMCM provides media training and the latest digital tools to empower Marin residents to speak their truth by creating video programs that appear on Marin television. Ironically, the CMCM enables Marinites to use this equipment for free. “So, if you’re reading this, thief, why didn’t you just become a member?” asks Jill Lessard, director of operations. Return the cameras and you can produce a TV show on scoundrel cum human.

This Week in the Pacific Sun

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This week in the Pacific Sun, our cover story, ‘Finding a Voice,’ profiles Samantha Paris, founder of Sausalito’s 30-year-old Voicetrax and author of the new memoir Finding the Bunny. On top of that, we’ve got a piece on Nils Palsson running in California’s 5th Congressional District, an interview with author Manuel Pastor about his book State of Resistance: What California’s Dizzying Descent and Remarkable Resurgence Mean for America’s Future, a piece on Pacific Catch’s commitment to sustainability and a story on Floating Records and the upcoming Spring Revue at Throckmorton Theatre. All that and more on stands and online today! 

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Aries statesman Thomas Jefferson was the third president of the United States. He wrote one of history’s most famous documents, the Declaration of Independence. He was an architect, violinist, inventor and linguist who spoke numerous languages, as well as a philosopher who was knowledgeable about mathematics, surveying and horticulture. But his most laudable success came in 1789, when he procured the French recipe for macaroni and cheese while living in France, and thereafter introduced the dish into American cuisine. JUST KIDDING! I’m making this little joke in the hope that it will encourage you to keep people focused on your most important qualities, and not get distracted by less essential parts of you.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In the early 1990s, Australian electrical engineer John O’Sullivan toiled on a research project with a team of radio astronomers. Their goal was to find exploding mini-black holes in the distant voids of outer space. The quest failed. But in the process of doing their experiments, they developed technology that became a key component now used in Wi-Fi. Your digital devices work so well in part because his frustrating misadventure led to a happy accident. According to my reading of your astrological omens, Taurus, we may soon be able to make a comparable conclusion about events in your life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In the fictional world created by DC Comics, the superhero Superman has a secret identity as a modest journalist named Clark Kent. Or is it the other way around? Does the modest journalist Clark Kent have a secret identity as the superhero Superman? Only a few people realize that the two of them are the same. I suspect that there is an equally small number of allies who know who you really are beneath your “disguises,” Gemini. But upcoming astrological omens suggest that could change. Are you ready to reveal more about your true selves? Would you consider expanding the circle that is allowed to see and appreciate your full range and depth?

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Playwright Tennessee Williams once spent an evening trying to coax a depressed friend out of his depression. It inspired him to write a poem that began like this: “I want to infect you with the tremendous excitement of living, because I believe that you have the strength to bear it.” Now I address you with the same message, Cancerian. Judging from the astrological omens, I’m convinced that you currently have more strength than ever before to bear the tremendous excitement of living. I hope this news will encourage you to potentize your ability to welcome and embrace the interesting puzzles that will come your way in the weeks ahead.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Are you finished dealing with spacious places, vast vistas and expansive longings? I hope not. I hope that you will continue to explore big bold blooming schemes and wild free booming dreams until at least April 25. In my astrological opinion, you have a sacred duty to keep outstripping your previous efforts. You have a mandate to go further, deeper and braver as you break out of shrunken expectations and push beyond comfortable limitations. The unknown is still more inviting and fertile than you can imagine.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Between December 5 and 9, 1952, London was beset with heavy fog blended with thick smog. Visibility was low. Traffic slowed and events were postponed. In a few places, people couldn’t see their own feet. According to some reports, blind people, who had a facility for moving around without the aid of sight, assisted pedestrians in making their way through the streets. I suspect that a metaphorically comparable phenomenon may soon arise in your sphere, Virgo. Qualities that might customarily be regarded as liabilities could at least temporarily become assets.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your allies are always important, but in the coming weeks they will be even more so. I suspect that they will be your salvation, your deliverance and your treasure. So why not treat them like angels, celebrities or celebrity angels? Buy them ice cream, concert tickets and fun surprises. Tell them secrets about their beauty that no one has ever expressed before. Listen to them in ways that will awaken their dormant potentials. I bet that what you receive in return will inspire you to be a better ally to yourself.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the coming weeks, I suspect that you will be able to find what you need in places that are seemingly devoid of what you need. You can locate the possible in the midst of what’s apparently impossible. I further surmise that you will summon a rebellious resourcefulness akin to that of Scorpio writer Albert Camus, who said, “In the midst of hate, I found there was, within me, an invincible love. In the midst of tears, I found there was, within me, an invincible smile. In the midst of chaos, I found there was, within me, an invincible calm. No matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, there’s something stronger—something better, pushing right back.”

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In 1936, Herbert C. Brown graduated from the University of Chicago with a bachelor’s degree in science. His girlfriend Sarah Baylen rewarded him with the gift of a $2 book about the elements boron and silicon. Both he and she were quite poor; she couldn’t afford a more expensive gift. Brown didn’t read the book for a while, but once he did, he decided to make its subject the core of his own research project. Many years later, he won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for his discoveries about the role of boron in organic chemistry. And it all began with that $2 book. I bring this story to your attention, Sagittarius, because I foresee you, too, stumbling upon a modest beginning that eventually yields breakthrough results.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In 20 B.C., Rome’s most famous poet was Quintus Horatius Flaccus, known to us today as Horace. He prided himself on his meticulous craftsmanship, and advised other writers to be equally scrupulous. Once you compose a poem, he declared, you should put it aside for nine years before deciding whether to publish it. That’s the best way to get proper perspective on its worth. Personally, I think that’s too demanding, although I appreciate the power that can come from marshalling so much conscientiousness. And that brings me to a meditation on your current state, Capricorn. From what I can tell, you may be at risk of being too risk-averse; you could be on the verge of waiting too long and being too cautious. Please consider naming a not-too-distant release date.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Luckily, you have an inventive mind and an aptitude for experimentation. These will be key assets as you dream up creative ways to do the hard work ahead of you. Your labors may not come naturally, but I bet you’ll be surprised at how engaging they’ll become and how useful the rewards will be. Here’s a tip on how to ensure that you will cultivate the best possible attitude: Assume that you now have the power to change stale patterns that have previously been resistant to change.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): May I suggest that you get a lesson in holy gluttony from a Taurus? Or perhaps pick up some pointers in enlightened self-interest from a Scorpio? New potential resources are available, but you haven’t reeled them in with sufficient alacrity. Why? Why oh why oh why?! Maybe you should ask yourself whether you’re asking enough. Maybe you should give yourself permission to beam with majestic self-confidence. Picture this: Your posture is regal, your voice is authoritative and your sovereignty is radiant. You have identified precisely what it is that you need and want, and you have formulated a pragmatic plan to get it.

Homework: In what circumstances do you tend to be smartest? When do you tend to be dumbest? Testify at Freewillastrology.com.

Advice Goddess

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Q: I’m a man in my 60s. Looking back on my romantic life, I was always the guy women spent time with when their husband or boyfriend wasn’t paying attention to them or while they waited for the right guy (status, power, money) to show up. I’m good-looking, but I realize from reading you that I never had enough “mate value,” never mastering the essence of Cialdini’s “scarcity principle.” I’m a retired teacher. For 20-some years, I taught kids who had severe behavioral problems. While parents, grandparents and school personnel appreciated what I did, it didn’t hold much long-term interest for women. My wife left me for someone with much higher “mate value.” I keep thinking that all of this could have been avoided if I had only chosen a profession with high-end “mate value.”—Alone

A: You were never going to be the guy for those women who pictured themselves spending lazy summer afternoons in Martha’s Vineyard (as opposed to Martha’s Laundromat).

However, your having a middlin’-bucks job instead of a megabucks one probably wasn’t the root of your mate-retention issues. It turns out that there’s more to mate value than money and a “high-end” job. In fact, evolutionary psychologist David Buss did a massive cross-cultural survey looking at what men and women want in a partner, and kindness topped the list for each. (Yes, kindness—which was pretty much your job description.) Intelligence was another list-topper.

What wasn’t on the lists at all? A partner who’s a pushover—always available, never any pesky boundaries. Accordingly, you mention psychologist Robert Cialdini, whose “scarcity principle” I’ve referenced. Basically, we value—and want—what is out of reach and seems hard to get, not what seems hard to get rid of.

That “hard” truth might seem like reason for you to keep looking back with despair. However, within it is actually a message of hope—an action plan. The reality is, you’re in a better position than ever to land and keep a woman.

As I often explain, there are sex differences in what men and women prioritize in a partner, with men valuing looks far more than women do. This means that women’s mate value is higher when they’re, say, in their early 20s. And that’s why 22-year-old guys find 22-year-old women seriously hot—as do the grandpas of those 22-year-old dudes.

Meanwhile, a 22-year-old guy is essentially gum under the tire of a 32-year-old guy’s Mercedes. Because women prioritize status and resources in a male partner, men’s mate value tends to increase as they get older and more accomplished. Cruelly, women’s mate value declines with age. On a more positive note, what also tends to go is the notion some younger women have that massive character flaws can be outweighed by a massive mansion. Women with a thing for bad boys may likewise come to see the excitement in a man who pays the bills the boring way—through online banking instead of online identity theft.

In short, there are plenty of women who’d want a guy like you—providing that you mend your ways. Going back to that “scarcity principle,” what needs to become scarce is your willingness to be a convenient option instead of a priority. Though this has been your default state—for decades—it doesn’t have to remain that way.

By repeatedly acting assertively, you’ll actually rewire your brain. This isn’t to say that the old behaviors go away. Unfortunately, there’s no giant neural eraser that comes around once a week like the trash guys the city sends to your neighborhood. What happens is that you transform your default behavior—how you behave when you react automatically—to acting like a man instead of like the male friend who braids women’s hair while they’re waiting for the guy they are having sex with.

As for the practical steps to becoming the new bold you: Figure out what seems fair and right, and then say “no” to everything outside that box. Assert yourself even when you’re scared to do it. Sure, you’ll feel uncomfortable, especially the first few times. However, you should slowly begin to do better with the ladies—and maybe even find love, despite it being clear that the only fur you’d ever get a woman would come with the rest of the hamster or the cat.

Film: Quagmire

It’s not funny, ha-ha—it’s funny, Kafka. The slightly surreal Israeli tragi-comedy Foxtrot astonishes with its ability to thrive on serious tonal shifts, flash-forwards and a bit of animation.

A pair of soldiers comes to the door of Michael (Lior Ashkenazi) and Daphna (Sarah Adler, of Notre Musique) with a regret-to-inform-you notice that their son Jonathan has been killed. Daphna keels over in a dead faint. The troops get busy, lifting her skirt and shooting her full of tranquilizers. One soldier insists that the horrified father drink water every hour to keep hydrated, programming his cellphone for reminders. Then comes word that the dead son is posthumously promoted from corporal to staff sergeant. A nebbish of a chaplain arrives to outline all of the mandatory religious gestures the funeral must contain. Suddenly, startling news arrives, just as a murmuration of starlings darkens the windows.

We travel to checkpoint Foxtrot, deep in a windy desert, where it looks like it’s already after the end of the world. The seemingly late Jonathan (Yonatan Shiray) and his three fellow troops are bivouacked in a freight container that’s slowly sinking into the grey mud. When it doesn’t rain buckets, it drips. Here’s the forlorn comedy of soldiers living in filth and talking their trash.    

One particularly piercing scene is of a plump, nicely dressed mom kept at the checkpoint, forced to stand in a cloudburst, trying not to cry as her dress and her hair are ruined. Meanwhile, an antique computer slowly buzzes and blats out an OK for her to proceed.

It’s a typical soldier’s duty—dead boredom punctuated with minutes of fright; finally, there’s one wrong move, and terrible calamity. Samuel Maoz (2009’s Lebanon) demonstrates a depth of feeling and a sense of bitter absurdity. And he doesn’t make the prime mistake of a director telling a story of a perhaps justifiable war. As per the scene of the drenched, humiliated mom, Maoz never even once claims that the hunters suffer as much as the hunted.

Music: Float On

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Floating Records was born on a boat—specifically a Sausalito houseboat—by longtime Marin resident and lifelong music lover Don Zimmer in 2011.

“I was really interested in recording original music, and that spurred an interest in distribution,” says Zimmer, a former Nasdaq trader who now splits his time between Marin and Blaine, Idaho. “Doing it for myself and for friends just blossomed into a record label.”

Over the past seven years, Floating Records has represented and distributed albums for dozens of local musicians like Tracy Blackman, Jesse Lee Kincaid, Go by Ocean and Fiver Brown. This week, Floating Records hosts a Spring Revue concert at Throckmorton Theatre, featuring performances by three of the label’s top current artists: Americana chart-toppers Jeffrey Halford & the Healers and guitar masters Mark Karan and Peter Kaukonen.

When Zimmer began Floating Records, he was selling CDs to Whole Foods Markets and other major platforms. These days, he’s getting into vinyl, and last year Floating Records put out its first vinyl release with Jeffrey Halford’s Lo-Fi Dreams.

“It got some chart time, it was on the radio, and we really liked that experience of making records,” says Zimmer of Lo-Fi Dreams. This year, Floating Records will release more vinyl, with albums in the works by psychedelic blues-rocker Reverend Freakchild, Southern rock band Moses Guest, Karan, Kaukonen and others.

Zimmer says that hosting live events was also always a part of Floating Records’ mission. “I appreciate the Throckmorton Theatre for the diversity of what it does,” Zimmer says. “I want to thank them and thank the support of the community.”

Spring Revue, Saturday, April 14, Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave., Mill Valley; 8pm; $21-$35; 415/383-9600.

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