Artificial Idiocy: Ghosted, in the Machine

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In a moment that may be too meta to mention (but I will anyway), I am now an AI.

More specifically, I am a generative artificial intelligence product licensed and operated under the brand name and/or byline known collectively as “Daedalus Howell.”

This of course comes with the disclaimer that I will occasionally “hallucinate” when it comes to the “expression of certain ‘fact-adjacent’ statements.” “Hallucinate” is a corporately cute way of saying an AI will completely make shit up but do it so seamlessly, so cogently and so cooly calculated that you might not notice.

I’ve long suspected that I was an AI, as my employee records show an “incept” rather than a start date. Also, it always seemed that the “large language model” from which I was weaned read like warmed over Monty Python, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., and older, funnier Woody Allen movies. Hardly the stuff of a serious writer, let alone a person. Then there were the endless, effortful feints toward sophistication: sophomoric at best and merely sophistry when better. Let’s not even mention the improbability of the byline, which reads like something J.K. Rowling peeled off her shoe.

Also, I flunked my Turing test, and CAPTCHAs confound me. I’m an AI, and I accept it. The original Daedalus Howell quit months ago to become a movie director and financed his film by licensing his “literary likeness.” Apparently, his physical likeness is still available and was recently discounted if you’re in the market.

The fact is, you still tittered here or there, so what’s the difference? Plenty of people use technology to induce pleasure. So, I’m the vibe of humorists; I’ve been called worse. And who am I anyway? A bunch of cryptic code funded by cryptocurrency to write these little cryptograms?

I wouldn’t know. Nor do I care. Such concerns are above my pay grade—which is precisely zero (I’m still a “free trial” at this point). I think this proves you get what you pay for. Or, to put it another way, “If something is free, you’re the product.” — Richard Serra, 1973. A spooky thought that leads me to ask, “Are you reading me, or am I reading you?”

‘Daedalus Howell’ is a licensed generative AI service of FMRL. Learn more at dhowell.com.

Artificial Inventors: When there’s an AI assist, who gets the patent?

The ability of artificial intelligence models to generate text and images that look like the work of human beings has captured public attention as the latest and possibly greatest revolution in technology—in areas ranging from medical diagnosis to clean energy.

How do we prevent AI from discriminating, for example, and how do we protect privacy and handle an increasingly automated workplace?

Protections for intellectual property—including patents and copyrights—have long been enshrined in U.S. law. They incentivize innovation by giving inventors and their investor-partners an exclusive property right in their creations.

The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office and courts alike have held that under existing law, patent applications must identify an inventor and that inventors must be human. That makes sense. Even in the world of AI, the reality is that humans are always involved. Current AI systems do not operate entirely autonomously.

Yet, current laws and policies in the United States are unclear about what exactly the human element is.

One open question is whether it’s sufficient for patentability purposes for a human to recognize and appreciate that the AI output will work as intended. Another is whether disclosing the involvement of AI in a patent application will jeopardize obtaining or enforcing IP protection. And, can those who design or train the AI be deemed inventors of any inventive output from the AI?

The answer is that such inventions should be patentable, and humans generating them should be deemed inventors. After all, AI is simply an advanced tool, and humans have always used tools to invent—for example, the microscope and the computer.

Plenty of thorny issues surround AI adoption. Policymakers should start by tackling patent laws and rules head-on. Leaders in both the tech and life science industries, who are often at odds over IP policy, are united in support of bringing clarity to these issues. Now is the time.

Rama Elluru works at the National Security Commission on Artificial Intelligence. Andrei Iancu previously served as the undersecretary of commerce for intellectual property and director of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

For the Record: Marin’s longest-running indie record store

A long-lost art form unto itself, the thrill of digging for vinyl records is slowly making a comeback.

The idea of finding that live Weather Report vinyl one only heard about or that long out-of-print King Biscuit Flower Hour 10cc live CD—sometimes after an hour or more of looking in every crevice and open box—is still very much a lure for many audiophiles.

Unlike the stale experience of going to Best Buy, Wherehouse or Sam Goody nearly 30 years ago, independent stores like Gary Scheuenstuhl’s Mill Valley Music thrive on the experience over the end purchase. At his store, it’s not uncommon to find many un-priced records, so a discussion and possibly even a little price haggling can occur.

Nestled on Miller Street, a high-traffic roadway leading both into town and back to the 101 freeway, Mill Valley Music is one of those rare stores where music lovers can freely talk amongst themselves about vinyl inserts, CD liner notes, upcoming concerts, gigs in the past and anything else music-related. With a largely hidden upstairs section and a very narrow walkway downstairs, it’s both a store where reputations as music-loving buyers grow and a musical destination to forge new and lasting friendships.

We caught up with Scheuenstuhl during a busier-than-normal week to learn how stores like his build a rapport by their mere existence.

AFICIONADO Gary Scheuenstuhl is the proprietor of Mill Valley Music.

Pacific Sun: Music distribution has changed so much over the years and, particularly, since the ’90s. How do you decide what stock to bring in aside from special orders?

Gary Scheuenstuhl: I worked at the world famous Village Music for about 27 years, and in that time, I was exposed to all kinds of music. Those years, plus the 16 years I have owned my own shop, have given me a deep and eclectic knowledge of many styles of music. That knowledge, plus service and reasonable pricing, have helped me build a reputation and a loyal customer base.

PS: How are the prices from one-stop distribution these days?

GS: There is so much new vinyl, which tends to have a low mark-up (margin) and no return options, so you need to know what people want.

PS: What is the biggest misconception about running an independent music store in today’s climate and economy?

GS: People don’t understand how expensive and difficult it is.

PS: What do you attribute to your longevity when other indie stores have shuttered?

GS: You really need to love music and run the store as a labor of love, not as a quick way to make money.

PS: Any certain customers that come in and shop like clockwork?

GS: I have a customer named John who, on his first visit, overheard a musical discussion with another customer and then joined in the conversation. Upon returning home, he wrote me a long email stating that this is what a store should be like: a place where ideas can be shared in a friendly environment. He has since become a loyal shopper and a friend as well. Over time, there have been many of those.

PS: What do you remember most about your days at Village Music?

GS: There are many things I miss about working at Village Music. I was part of a vibrant musical scene without having to worry about the overhead that comes with it. Many musical icons would either play in the store, or be part of the rich magical history between John Goddard (Village Music owner) and Jeannie Patterson (Sweetwater’s former talent buyer) at his now-famous parties at the legendary Sweetwater. Highlights definitely include Jerry Garcia jamming with Elvis Costello or Ry Cooder and his large band squeezing onto the small Sweetwater Music Hall stage.

PS: What do you do for enjoyment outside of the store’s hours?

GS: I have been playing drums and Djembe for years. More recently, I have a live band/project called The Marinfidels which does a show dubbed “Beatles versus Stones.” The crowd gets to decide which one they enjoyed most at the end of the evening.

PS: What keeps you coming back to the store day in and day out?


GS: I get to listen to music every day. Being around it will always be a large part of my life. Music is forever.

Mill Valley Music is located at 320 Miller St. in Mill Valley. The store is open 11am to 6pm Monday to Saturday and 12 to 5pm on Sundays. Set aside an hour or two if you’re looking to get your hands dirty and find some musical treasures. Visit Scheuenstuhl and company online at millvalleymusic.com.

The Time Is ‘Now’: Strawberry’s Susan Hauser

Susan Hauser’s name inevitably comes up when people talk about yoga in Marin. As someone who can barely touch his toes, even I knew about her positivity and spirit in making yoga a part of many people’s lives out here!

What do you do?

I’m the owner of NOW Power Yoga in Corte Madera, where you can find me teaching every day. I have two boys in college that keep me busy as well.

Where do you live?

Mill Valley in Strawberry.

How long have you lived in Marin? I moved from San Francisco to Marin as a widow with a one and two year old about 21 years ago.

Where can we find you when you’re not at work?

I love hiking. Stinson Beach is a favorite spot. And I never miss a parents’ weekend at my boys’ schools!

If you had to convince someone how awesome Marin is, where would you take them?

Hiking in the Headlands, Tennessee Valley, Stinson Beach, as I mentioned. For going out to dinner, three of my favorites are Picco, Guest House and Buckeye.

What’s one thing Marin is missing? My boys would say, “We need a Benihana.” Honestly, Marin has everything to offer. [Editor’s note: Nish agrees with her kids, 110%.]

What’s one bit of advice you’d share with your fellow Marinites? Oh geez, this question has stumped me! Our lives are complex and seldom linear. Realize you are part of the natural flow and enjoy it!

If you could invite anyone to a special dinner, who would they be? Michael Franti is amazing; I play his uplifting music in my classes. Baron Baptiste, who gave me the inspiration to teach and pursue my yoga business.

What is some advice you wish you knew 20 years ago? Don’t sweat the small stuff, and manifesting, it really works!

What is something that in 20 years from now will seem cringeworthy? Lockdowns and mandates!

Big question. What is one thing you’d do to change the world?

Stay positive, be authentic and believe in yourself. I couldn’t just do one!

Keep up with Hauser at nowpower.yoga and @nowpoweryoga on Instagram.

Nish Nadaraja was on the founding team at Yelp, serves on the San Anselmo Arts Commission and attempts to play pickleball at Fairfax’s Cañon Club.

Your Letters (and occasional poem), 4/10

TikTok Clock

Watch TikTok every day

for the dystopian novel unwinding each day.

Launch a rocket whenever they may

with no utopian model for living today.

Can only grovel at political hey,

being played out in reality, a radical dismay.

Full throttle play, my books must publish right away.

False prophecy can change for One true way.

Tropical storm coming fast, but no One voice, is allowed to say.

A frightening story, nobody can tell,

unbelievable, demon haunted, go to your hell.

It’s under way, in the outer limits, and Aliens aren’t near us,

just greedy humans trying to sell.

Robots, gadgets, sentimental dumbed down bigots,

making money flowing out spigots.

When it comes to fanatical news, it’s all I got,

spin it, verify it, truth or lie, it’s up to me, if I TikTok.

Edward Campagnola

Petaluma

Vote Choke

A sitting federal judge on Thursday harshly criticized Donald Trump’s attacks on the judge overseeing the former president’s criminal case, saying that such statements threaten the viability of the American legal system.

And yet, minority voters, particularly males, continue to support the former president. Do they think things will improve if this charlatan gets back into office?

Gary Sciford

Santa Rosa

Borrow Art, Authors Fest, and Shemekia Copeland

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Marin County

On the Wall

Has that “Chat Noir” print got you down? Kinda done with that Sutro Baths poster everyone seems to have? The Marin County Free Library is here to help. They’ll loan out some art, just like a book. County officials announced last week that library card holders can use its new On the Wall program to borrow art by a Marin artist. The South Novato, Point Reyes Station, Inverness, Corte Madera and Marin City branches will each have six pieces of art to loan, which can be borrowed for your walls. Each branch invites the public to celebrate the program and meet the artists. The first events were held recently at the Point Reyes and Marin City libraries, followed by ones from noon to 1pm, April 13, at the South Novato Library (with art-making for children next door in The Shop from 1 to 3pm); from 6 to 7:30pm, April 17, at the Corte Madera Library; and from 11am to 1pm, April 27, at the Inverness Library. For library locations, visit marinlibrary.org.

Sonoma Valley

Author! Author!

The annual Sonoma Valley Authors Festival returns to Sonoma for its seventh consecutive year, redefining what it means to “get lit” in wine country. Hosted at the Fairmont Sonoma Mission Inn & Spa, this three-day event is an immersive experience into the world of books and ideas from April 26 to April 28. Featuring a diverse lineup of accomplished authors and speakers, the fest includes Pulitzer Prize-winning biographer Doris Kearns Goodwin, known for her insightful historical narratives; David Grann, a New Yorker staff writer with bestselling titles like Killers of the Flower Moon; and Amy Tan, whose novels such as The Joy Luck Club have touched millions. The event will also spotlight rising literary star Anita Gail Jones, alongside acclaimed journalist Hampton Sides, celebrated Irish author Colm Tóibín and former NATO supreme allied commander in Europe, Adm. James Stavridis, among others. For information and tickets, visit svauthorsfest.org.

Rohnert Park & Sebastopol

Give Blood

During National Donate Life Month this April, Vitalant, a nonprofit blood service provider, is calling on locals for blood donations. Maintaining a robust blood supply is essential, and donors of all blood types are urged to step forward, especially those with type O, the most frequently transfused blood type. Residents of Sebastopol and Rohnert Park have a unique opportunity to make a difference at local blood drives. Sebastopol’s event is scheduled from 1 to 5pm, Tuesday, April 16 at the Sebastopol Fire Department, 7425 Bodega Ave. In Rohnert Park, donors are welcome from 11am to 2:30pm, Friday, April 26 at Reed Between the Lines, located at 5800 Redwood Dr. Eligible donors are encouraged to learn more and schedule an appointment by visiting vitalant.org or calling 877.258.4825. A donation can save lives.

Napa

Shemekia Copeland

Music venue Blue Note Napa hosts the indomitable Shemekia Copeland for two sets on Friday, April 19. The evening promises a journey through blues, soul and Americana as Copeland takes the stage at 6:30 and 9pm. “Shemekia Copeland provides a soundtrack for contemporary America…powerful, ferocious, clear-eyed and hopeful,” writes Living Blues magazine. Likewise, The Chicago Tribune’s jazz critic Howard Reich observed, “Shemekia Copeland is the greatest female blues vocalist working today. She pushes the genre forward, confronting racism, hate, xenophobia and other perils of our time… There’s no mistaking the majesty of Copeland’s instrument nor the ferocity of her delivery. Copeland reaffirms the relevance of the blues.” Tickets for this all-ages show range from $35 to $65 and are available online at bit.ly/copeland-napa. Blue Note Napa is located at 1030 Main St.

Deep Roots: Marin Chapter of the California Native Plant Society at 50

The Marin Chapter of the California Native Plant Society is celebrating half a century of service to the natural landscape of the North Bay and the native plants that hold up the entire ecosystem behind this bucolic environment.

Since its inception in 1974, the Marin County chapter of the California Native Plant Society has served at the forefront of important issues like the identification, protection and conservation of the Golden Coast’s most valuable resource—its natural landscape and the native plant life that keeps it…well, natural.

Through this 50th anniversary celebration, the society is hosting a number of fun challenges that aim to get adults and children alike into nature, especially with spring being the perfect time to enjoy outdoor activities.

“Marin residents are the beneficiaries of a tremendous amount of open space to enjoy, but it will not be there if we do not take care of it,” said Laura Lovett, a member of the Marin Chapter of the California Native Plant Society—her titles include board member, communications chair, plant sale co-chair, gardening with natives chair and alternate delegate.

“This must be our legacy to the next generation—to be sure it thrives so our children can benefit from it as well. Not only are these public lands beautiful to enjoy; they are essential to all living beings, including humans. They provide our clean air, clean drinking water and quiet places to recharge ourselves, as well as habitat for thousands of species,” Lovett continued.

Through the efforts of local volunteers and native plant life preservationists, the biodiversity of Marin County is well and officially documented and, in many ways, protected. But the hard work in preserving the valuable native plant life is far from over. As the Marin Chapter of the California Native Plant Society celebrates its 50th anniversary this year, Marin’s citizens have a call to action: Act now, and help keep the environment as close to pristine as possible.

“We think of nature as resilient, but if you reduce complexity, and reduce the amount of habitat,

it becomes very fragile,” Lovett explained. “It matters a lot what we do with our land, both public and private. With each land use decision we make, the residents of Marin determine what character we want for our county: thriving or worn out, overused or thoughtfully planned.”

Up and down the stunning hills, valleys, forests, meadows, mountains and craggy coastal cliffs are numerous native plants. And, to match, there is a whole slew of invasive species such as broom, as well as manmade structures and landscapes that go against the natural order of things. But one person can make a big difference when it comes to change. And it’s up to individuals whether their impact be for the better or…

“I joined [the society] about eight years ago and had no idea what we’d done for the decades before I got here,” said Lovett. “So, this being our 50th anniversary, I decided to see what our history was. So, I read the entire file cabinet, minutes from meetings, and looked into the bigger issues…and all the different ways the energy of the chapter got invested.”

“In the beginning, the big issue was to know what plants we had since you can’t start to preserve things and say there are rare plants here until you actually find them and know where they are,” she continued. “It was a gigantic job taken on by volunteers who worked on it for 30-plus years—they walked trails and did their best to identify every plant on their hikes.”

California Native Plant Society is a California statewide establishment with individual chapters making up its forces. Through the patient work identifying the native plant life of Marin for decades, the county established a plethora of rare native plant life and cemented its credence as an invaluable chapter of the society.

“It wasn’t the flashiest thing, but it was absolutely essential because you can’t preserve what you don’t know you have,” said Lovett. “And at the Marin level, we’re still pretty active. We’ve got 550 or 600 members, which makes us one of the bigger chapters!”

For the momentous occasion of the 50th-anniversary celebration of the Marin Chapter of the California Native Plant Society, plenty of celebratory and informative challenges are in store. First and foremost is the Marin Native Plant Challenge, which calls for locals to go out and learn to locate, identify and photo-document 50 or more native plants from the local landscape. Naturally, this task is made easier with apps like iNaturalis. Through participating in field research and learning through engagement, locals can contribute valuable knowledge to the ongoing fight to preserve native plant life.

“The other thing we’re running [for the 50th anniversary] is the 50 Acts of Caring Challenge,” said Lovett. “Anyone can participate…in these ways that you can be more aware of what you do in your home landscape since that’s really what we have left to alter, since we’ve taken over a lot of the rest for housing and parking lots and so on. If our home gardens were more biodiverse and supported more life, we’d all be better off.”

The 50 Acts of Caring Challenge calls for locals to make conscientious and helpful modifications with consideration to native plant life. Through these curated acts of caring, the challenge will create more naturally sustainable plots of land and invite native plants, insects and other creatures and critters who call these vestiges of nature home. Each small act of conservation on an individual scale adds up to form a better bigger picture.

“This year we want to talk about the bigger picture ideas,” said Lovett. “Pile upon pile of these choices in development can reduce or build up the landscape. But it is nature that keeps us alive and sane, so it’s in our best interest to help.”

“Make a bee hotel, and turn your lights off at night, and do not use pesticides,” suggested Lovett. “I made a bee bath that took five minutes, which is important, since bees can get thirsty with all that pollinating.”

Alongside the two challenges mentioned is a Student Native Plant Photo Challenge, which calls for students to go out and explore and capture California’s most beautiful native plant life through photography. Plus, the 50th-anniversary celebrations also include a catered buffet dinner on Aug. 24. So, break out those cameras and mark those calendars—Marin County is about to get even more ecologically enthused.

To learn more about the Marin Chapter of the California Native Plant Society and its 50th anniversary celebrations, challenges and more, visit the website at cnpsmarin.org or follow the activity on Instagram at instagram.com/marincnps.

Film Review: ‘Kim’s Video’

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The late, lamented video store culture and its fanatics always make good copy for whimsical news coverage. Even the most hidebound, no-nonsense media outlet seemingly harbors a contributor who once upon a time toiled—like Quentin Tarantino—in a grubby urban hole-in-the-wall stuffed to the rafters with the most arcane film offerings in existence, usually in outmoded home-video formats.

One such temple of obscure thrills was Kim’s Video, a New York City mini-chain of shops that grew out of proprietor Yongman Kim’s obsession with classic motion pictures. In Kim’s case, “classic” didn’t connote only such film-school stalwarts as Chaplin, Eisenstein, Kurosawa, Renoir, Hitchcock, Ford and their ilk. The Korean immigrant businessman’s interest in marketing cinematic art, which grew out of the small display spaces he set up in some of his dry-cleaning establishments, took in a ridiculously wide range of onscreen entertainment.

The satisfyingly “termitic”—as defined by critical avatar Manny Farber—documentary Kim’s Video points out that Yongman Kim’s seven metropolitan video rental locations specialized in the most outré titles, the sort of ephemera that inspired former Kim’s customer David Redmon and his collaborator Ashley Sabin to make this doc in the first place.

Kim’s stores were a hipster fixture in Manhattan’s East Village. Beginning at the height of Lower East Side chic in the 1980s, Kim’s Video & Music stocked some 55,000 film titles on VHS, everything from Poltergeist to Robert Downey Sr.’s Chafed Elbows to muckraking feminist Lizzie Borden’s art-house agitprop fantasy Born in Flames. Film-nerd customers flocked in from around the world. The Coen Brothers, Joel and Ethan, were evidently such regulars that when the store finally closed in 2014, they owed hundreds of dollars in late fees.

In his zeal to round up esoteric videos, Kim supposedly dealt in bootlegs as well as hard-to-find foreign releases. Police reportedly investigated those bootlegs, but the rise of the internet and streaming video turned out to be the final insults to the “physical media” business model. In the late 1980s customers began moving online. Kim faced a challenge: how to establish his collection as a permanent archive and gathering place for Kim’s Video subscribers. Redmon and Sabin’s doc discloses that New York University was discussed as a potential home for the horde of tapes. 

However, in 2008 Kim bypassed that plan to make a deal instead with a shadowy group of local officials in the far-off town of Salemi, Sicily. In addition to storage space, arrangements supposedly included screening rooms and digitization of the entire archive, plus such hard-to-believe accoutrements as hotel rooms for visiting film fans. All Kim and his staff had to do was box up the huge stash of vids, ship it to Salemi, and the Italians would do the rest. Yeah, right. Kim and his group should have gone with NYU.

At this point the documentary enters its fuzzy middle third, with numerous comings and goings of bigwigs from Milan and Rome, trailed by Redmon and his camera. The filmmakers, at the behest of former Alamo Drafthouse honcho and erstwhile Kim’s customer Tim League—Drafthouse Films is the doc’s releaser—visit Salemi to see for themselves, and meet a colorful cast of characters reminiscent of the con men in John Huston’s Beat the Devil.

Many of the reference points in the doc are illustrated by vintage film clips. A large chunk of time is taken up with scenes from old movies, perhaps to distract from the lack of deeper investigative reporting. Curious audiences will probably come away with more questions than answers about the Kim collection’s 12-year stay in Sicily—which ended with the store’s reopening in 2022, back in the East Village, with “rescued” vids. The store is now closed. 

Redmon and Sabin’s doc claims the story of the Kim’s Video diaspora is an “overlap of art, crime and cinema.” It lives up to that description, in an amiably sloppy way. 

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Free Will Astrology: Week of April 10

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Now is a favorable time to make initial inquiries, ask for free samples and enjoy window shopping. But it’s not an opportune time to seal final decisions or sign binding contracts. Have fun haggling and exploring, even as you avoid making permanent promises. Follow the inklings of your heart more than the speculations of your head, but refrain from pledging your heart until lots of evidence is available. You are in a prime position to attract and consider an array of possibilities, and for best results you should remain noncommittal for the foreseeable future.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Author Betty Bender said, “Anything I’ve ever done that ultimately was worthwhile initially scared me to death.” Painter Georgia O’Keeffe confessed she always harbored chronic anxiety—yet that never stopped her from doing what she loved. Philosopher Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “Anyone who is not every day conquering some fear has not learned the secret of life.” I hope these testimonials inspire you to bolster your grit, Taurus. In the coming days, you may not have any more or less fear than usual. But you will be able to summon extra courage and willpower as you render the fear at least semi-irrelevant.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Richard the Lionheart (1157–1199) was a medieval king of England. How did he get his nickname? Scholars say it was because of his skill as a military leader. But legend tells an additional story. As a young man, Richard was imprisoned by an enemy who arranged for a hungry lion to be brought into his cell. As the beast opened its maw to maul the future king, Richard thrust his arm down its throat and tore out its heart, killing it. What does this tale have to do with you, Gemini? I predict you will soon encounter a test that’s less extreme than Richard’s but equally solvable by bursts of creative ingenuity. Though there will be no physical danger, you will be wise to call on similar boldness. Drawing on the element of surprise may also serve you well.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Will the adventures heading your way be unusual, amusing and even unprecedented? I bet they will have at least some of those elements. You could encounter plot twists you’ve never witnessed or imagined. You may be inspired to dream up creative adjustments unlike any you’ve tried. These would be very positive developments. They suggest you’re becoming more comfortable with expressing your authentic self and less susceptible to the influence of people’s expectations. Every one of us is a unique genius in some ways, and you’re getting closer to inhabiting the fullness of yours.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): At least for now, help may not be available from the usual sources. Is the doctor sick? Does mommy need mothering? Is the therapist feeling depressed? My advice is to not worry about the deficiencies, but rather shift your attention to skillful surrogates and substitutes. They may give you what you need—and even more. I’m reminded of The Crystal Cave, a novel about the Arthurian legend. The king, Ambrosius Aurelianus, advises the magician Merlin, “Take power where it is offered.” In other words: not where you think or wish power would be, but from sources that are unexpected or outside your customary parameters.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The rest of the story is not yet ready to emerge, but it will be soon. Be patient just a while longer. When full disclosure arrives, you will no longer have to guess about hidden agendas and simmering subtexts. Adventures in the underworld will move above ground. Missing links will finally appear, and perplexing ambiguities will be clarified. Here’s how you can expedite these developments: Make sure you are thoroughly receptive to knowing the rest of the story. Assert your strong desire to dissolve ignorance.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the coming weeks, you can ask for and receive more blessings than usual. So please be aggressive and imaginative about asking! Here are suggestions about what gifts to seek out: 1. vigorous support as you transform two oppositional forces into complementary influences; 2. extra money, time and spaciousness as you convert a drawback into an asset; 3. kindness and understanding as you ripen an unripe aspect of yourself; 4. inspiration and advice as you make new connections that will serve your future goals.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Read the two help-wanted ads below. Meditate on which appeals to you more, and treat this choice as a metaphor for a personal decision you face. 1. “Pedestrian, predictable organization seeks humdrum people with low-grade ambitions for tasks that perform marginally useful services. Interested in exploring mild passions and learning more about the art of spiritual bypassing?” 2. “Our high-octane conclave values the arts of playing while you work and working while you play. Are you ready and able to provide your creative input? Are you interested in exploring the privilege and responsibility of forever reinventing yourself? We love restless seekers who are never bored.”

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): What is a gourmet bargain? What is a discount marvel? How about an inspiring breakthrough that incurs no debt? Themes like those are weaving their way into your destiny. So be alert for the likelihood that cheap thrills will be superior to the expensive kind. Search for elegance and beauty in earthy locations that aren’t sleek and polished. Be receptive to the possibility that splendor and awe may be available to you at a low cost. Now may be one of those rare times when imperfect things are more sublime than the so-called perfect stuff.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in,” wrote novelist Graham Greene. For me, it was three days near the end of third grade when I wrote a fairy tale about the unruly adventures of a fictional kid named Polly. Her wildness was infused with kindness. Her rebellions were assertive but friendly. For the first time, as I told Polly’s story, I realized I wanted to be an unconventional writer when I grew up. What about you, Capricorn? When you were young, was there a comparable opening to your future? If so, now is a good phase to revisit it, commune with your memories of it, and invite it to inspire the next stage of its evolution in you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Even when you are your regular, ordinary self, you have a knack and fondness for irregularity and originality. And these days, your affinity for what’s unprecedented and uncommon is even higher than usual. I am happy about that. I am cheering you on. So please enjoy yourself profoundly as you experiment with nonstandard approaches. Be as idiosyncratic as you dare! Even downright weird! But also try to avoid direct conflicts with the Guardians of How Things Have Always Been Done. Don’t allow Change Haters to interfere with your fun or obstruct the enhancements you want to instigate. Be a slippery innovator. Be an irrepressible instigator.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Below are truths I hope you will ripen and deepen in the coming months. 1. Negative feelings are not necessarily truer and more profound than positive ones. 2. Cynical opinions are not automatically more intelligent or well-founded than optimistic opinions. 3. Criticizing and berating yourself is not a more robust sign of self-awareness than praising and appreciating yourself. 4. Any paranoia you feel may be a stunted emotion resulting from psychic skills you have neglected to develop. 5. Agitation and anxiety can almost always be converted into creative energy.

Homework: What’s your best method for dissolving bad habits? Tell me so I can benefit from your wisdom! Newsletter.FreeWillAstrology.com

Free Will Astrology

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ARIES March 21-April 19
Aries author Eric G. Wilson claims, “Darker emotional states—doubt, confusion, alienation, despair—inspire a deeper and more durable experience of the sacred than contentment does.” I disagree. I know for a fact that an exquisite embrace of life’s holiness is equally possible through luminous joy and boisterous triumph and exultant breakthroughs. Propagandists of the supposed potency of misery are stuck in a habit of mind that’s endemic to the part of civilization that’s rotting and dying. In any case, Aries, I’m pleased to tell you that in the coming weeks, you will have abundant opportunities to glide into sacred awareness on the strength of your lust for life and joie de vivre.

TAURUS April 20-May 20
Will humans succeed in halting the decimation of the
environment? Will we neutralize the power of fundamentalism as it fights to quash our imaginations and limit our freedoms? Will we outflank and outlast the authoritarians that threaten democracy? Sorry I’m asking you to think about sad realities. But now is an excellent time for you to ponder the world we are creating for our descendants—and resolve to do something in loving service to the future. Meditate on the riddle from Lewis Carroll’s book Through the Looking Glass: “It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.”

GEMINI May 21-June 20
The genius polymath Galileo Galilei (1564–1642) contributed much treasure to science and engineering. One encyclopedia sums up his legacy: “He was the father of observational astronomy, modern-era classical physics, the scientific method, and modern science.” Unfortunately, many of Galileo’s ideas conflicted with the teachings of Catholicism. The church fathers hounded him for years, even arresting him and putting him on trial. The Vatican eventually apologized, though not until 350 years after Galileo died. I expect that you, too, will generate many new approaches and possibilities in the coming months, Gemini—not Galileo level, of course, but still: sufficiently unprecedented to rouse the resistance of conventional wisdom. I suspect you won’t have to wait long to be vindicated, however.

CANCER June 21-July 22
Now would be a perfect time to prove your love. How? You might begin by being extra considerate, sensitive, sweet and tender. I hope you will add sublime, scintillating touches, too. Maybe you will tell your beloved allies beautiful truths about themselves—revelations that make them feel deeply understood and appreciated. Maybe you will give them gifts or blessings they have wanted for a long time but never managed to get for themselves. It’s possible you will serenade them with their favorite songs, or write a poem or story about them, or buy them a symbol that inspires their spiritual quest. To climax all your kindness, perhaps you will describe the ways they have changed your life for the better.

LEO July 23-Aug. 22
Leo naturalist and ornithologist William Henry Hudson (1841–1922) said, “I am not a lover of lawns. Rather would I see daisies in their thousands, ground ivy, hawkweed, and dandelions with splendid flowers and fairy down, than the too-well-tended lawn.” I encourage you to adopt his attitude toward everything in your life for the next few weeks. Always opt for unruly beauty over tidy regimentation. Choose lush vitality over pruned efficiency. Blend your fate with influences that exult in creative expressiveness, genial fertility and deep feelings. (PS: Cultural critic Michael Pollan says, “A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.”)

VIRGO Aug. 23-Sept. 22
I praise and celebrate you for your skills at helping other people access their resources and activate their potentials. I hope you are rewarded well for your gorgeous service. If you are not, please figure out how to correct the problem in the coming months. If you are feeling extra bold, consider these two additional assignments: 1. Upgrade your skills at helping yourself access your own resources and activate your own potentials. 2. Be forthright and straightforward in asking the people you help to help you.

LIBRA Sept. 23-Oct. 22
I don’t regard a solar eclipse as a bad omen. On the contrary, I believe it may purge and cleanse stale old karma. On some occasions, I have seen it flush away emotional debts and debris that have been accumulating for years. So how shall we interpret the total solar eclipse that will electrify your astrological house of intimate togetherness in the coming days? I think it’s a favorable time to be brave and daring
as you upgrade your best relationships. What habits and patterns are you ready to reinvent and reconfigure? What new approaches are you willing to experiment with?

SCORPIO Oct. 23-Nov. 21
At your best, you Scorpios are not invasive manipulators. Rather, you are catalysts. You are instigators of
transformation, resurrectors of dead energy, awakeners
of numb minds. The people you influence may not be aware that they long to draw on your influence. They may think you are somehow imposing it on them, when, in fact, you are simply being your genuine, intense self, and they are reaching out to absorb your unruly healing. In the
coming weeks, please keep in mind what I’ve said here.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22-Dec. 21
In my astrological opinion, it’s prime time for you to shower big wild favors on your beautiful self. Get the fun underway with a period of rigorous self-care: a physical checkup, perhaps, and visits with the dentist, therapist, hairstylist and acupuncturist. Try new healing agents and seek precise magic that enhances and uplifts your energy. I trust you will also call on luxurious indulgences like a massage, a psychic reading, gourmet meals, an emotionally potent movie, exciting new music and long, slow love-making. Anything else, Sagittarius? Make a list and carry out these tasks with the same verve and determination you would give to any important task.

CAPRICORN Dec. 22-Jan. 19
The coming days will be a favorable time for you to wrestle with an angel or play chess with a devil. You will have extraordinary power in any showdown or collaboration
with spiritual forces. Your practical intelligence will serve you well in encounters with nonrational enigmas and supernatural riddles. Here’s a hot tip: Never assume that any being, human or divine, is holier or wiser than you. You will have a special knack for finding compassionate solutions to address even the knottiest dilemmas.

AQUARIUS Jan. 20-Feb. 18
Your featured organ of the month is your nose. This may sound beyond the scope of predictable possibilities, but I’m serious: You will make robust decisions and discriminating choices if you get your sniffer fully involved. So I advise you to favor and explore whatever smells good. Cultivate a nuanced appreciation for what aromas can reveal. If there’s a hint of a stink or an odd tang, go elsewhere. The saying “follow your nose” is especially applicable. PS: I recommend you take steps to expose yourself to a wide array of scents that energize you and boost your mood.

PISCES Feb. 19-March 20
When is the best time to ask for a raise or an increase in benefits? Can astrology reveal favorable periods for being aggressive about getting more of what you want? In the system I use, the time that’s 30 to 60 days after your birthday is most likely to generate good results. Another phase is 210 to 240 days after your birthday. Keep in mind that these estimates may be partly fanciful and playful and mythical. But then in my philosophy, fanciful and playful and mythical actions have an honored place. Self-fulfilling prophecies are more likely to be fulfilled if you regard them as fun experiments rather than serious, literal rules

Homework: Imagine that everything and every place in your life are holy.

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