Karma Club
“Lying.” “Disgusting.” “Scum.” “Slime.”
“Corrupt.” “Enemy of the people.”
OK, sure, these are some terms I have
heard to describe my family—with some
accuracy—but they are also the words
our president uses to reveal what he
thinks of journalists.
Up to now, he has done everything
he can to stop reporters from telling
the truth. Behind his shield of lies,
distortions, delusions, derangements,
exaggerations, and other outstanding
and determined forms of ignorance.
And those of his distinguished
patriots, who include Epstein, Miller,
Flynn, Giuliani, Navarro, Johnson,
Bannon, RFK Jr. and Graham.
The thing is that no one, not even
Nixon, escapes karma.
Craig J. Corsini
San Rafael
P-Town Traffic
Hey, Petaluma, I may have finally
found a traffic strategy that matches
our collective temperament. I call it
“Mutual Surrender”—all drivers just
need to STOP at once and work things
out between themselves.
Traditional traffic engineering has
clearly failed here. It’s time to lean into
our strengths: passive aggression and
the belief that everyone else is wrong.
Most Petalumans already drive like
they’re alone on earth. Traffic here runs
on spite and bad vibes—it’s time we
finally acknowledge that.
Cassady Caution
Petaluma
