Spotlight Sausalito — Coffee, Eats, Drinks and Art of Sausalito

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A little city by the water, just north of San Francisco, Sausalito has a rich and intriguing history. From bootleggers—including the infamous Babyface Nelson—running rum and operating speakeasies and sending contraband goods on the midnight ferry into San Francisco during Prohibition, to its iteration as a cultural mecca post-World War II, Sauasalito has intrigued us for decades. Alan Watts, Shel Silverstein and Otis Redding are a few of the more prominent names to grace its streets.

In 2022 the rent is higher—some might say scandalously high—and rum is readily available without fear of legal repercussions. Sausalito is still a mecca for views and to-dos. See a few not-to-be-missed spots below.

COFFEE

Sausalito Bakery & Cafe

In keeping with Sausalito’s European feel, this green-fronted cafe offers sidewalk seating and gorgeous views of the Bay. Stop in for a coffee and a delicious pastry in the morning, or in the afternoon for a glass of wine and a sandwich. This is the place to bring a sweetheart, a friend or to dine alone with a good book and great views. Sitting outside is highly recommended during the summer months.

www.oursausalito.com

Equator Coffees 

Women-owned Equator Coffee is a true Sausalito gem. Founded by three girlfriends in their garage in 1995, this coffee roastery and cafe offers phenomenal, sustainably-sourced coffee and is a must-visit if in the area. Ambience is dreamy, with floor-to-ceiling windows that look straight out onto the harbor, and the breakfast and lunch menus—with offerings ranging from almond-butter banana waffles to bacon breakfast burritos—are mouth-watering. Don’t forget to take some coffee home; the French Laundry blend is highly recommended.

www.equatorcoffees.com

Firehouse Coffee and Tea 

Another great spot for the cafe-lover, Firehouse Coffee and Tea is located next to the Southern Marin Fire Station, hence the name. Wifi is available, the vibe is cozy and inviting, and in addition to their curated coffee selection they also offer 11 hand-selected local teas. This is a sweet spot for an afternoon cuppa.

www.firehousecoffeetea.com 

EATS

Joinery 

Joinery is a special spot and worth a trip to Sausalito in and of itself. A communal-style beer hall and rotisserie that opens right on to the water, it’s difficlut to say if the vibe or the food are better—no wait, they’re a clear tie for first. When dining, do not fail to order the Joinery burger, to which blue cheese and bacon should be added, or the Porchetta sandwich, with split-roasted pork loin, cracklings and drippings. This is an amazing early-dinner/late-lunch spot, perfect for after a long bike ride or hike. Watch the sunset over one of the best burgers in a 50-mile radius. 

www.joineryca.com 

The Trident

Cool name, stellar views, beautiful menu. The Trident faces San Francisco, Alcatraz and Angel Island, and is housed in a building originally built as the San Francisco Yacht Club, hosting, in 1927, yacht races, regattas and galas. Purchased by the Trident Trio in the 1960s, it became The Trident—a musical venue, natural foods restaurant and hangout spot where Janis Joplin, Joan Baez and Clint Eastwood were often seen. In 1971, The Trident was featured in the Woody Allen film Play it Again Sam. This spot, as legendary as ever, still boasts the incredible art and decor it had in the ’60s, and sticks to the same local- and natural-food credo. Come feel the vibes and enjoy a breathtaking salmon tartar.

www.thetrident.net 

HAPPY HOUR

No Name Bar 

A hangout spot for artists, authors, creatives and locals since its doors first opened in 1959, No Name Bar truly is a Sausalito special. In pre-Covid times it offered live music every night and a lush garden patio. Things are looking up, and the music is back at No Name. So, stop in for a real Sausalito evening, and listen to the music.

www.thenonamebar.com 

Smitty’s Bar 

I would be remiss if I didn’t include a Sausalito dive bar in this list. Smitty’s is the place. Play a game of pool, shuffleboard or darts and then slip some quarters in the jukebox. This is the place to make a friend and have, as the website proudly proclaims, “damn fine drinks.” No hassle, nothing too fancy, just a good time.

www.smittysbar.com 

ART 

Bubble Street Gallery 

Located in downtown Sausalito and owned by artist Daniel Merriam, Bubble Street Gallery is a whimsical dream of an art space. Merriam is renowned for his romantically surreal paintings, and Bubble Street is his emporium to celebrate the realms of imagination from whence his work comes. This Neo-Victorian- and Steampunk-inspired gallery is very much worth a visit. As Merriam himself says, “There is no greater amusement park than the imagination itself.” Prepare to be transported.

www.bubblestreetgallery.com 

Hanson Gallery Fine Art 

Also right downtown, Hanson Gallery Fine Art is a great curation of classic work and exceptional modern artists, from Pablo Picasso to Alexander Calder. A great spot to stop and explore the myriad treasures of the art world, perhaps before having a coffee and pastry at Sausalito Bakery & Cafe to reflect on the artwork.

www.hansongalleryfineart.com 

There’s so much to do and see in this sweet and historic town, and the views are unbeatable. Sausalito is the place to be.

Culture Crush — Fran Lebowitz at the Luther Burbank Center and More

Marin City

Local Help

A new community program, called Clean Slate, will offer several services from Marin County departments to directly help residents with justice-related and health-related matters. The Public Defender’s Office, the District Attorney’s Office and the Probation Department will help those with documentation to clear records, terminate probation or dismiss convictions, and the Department of Health and Human Services will help with Medi-Cal, CalFresh food assistance, employment training and financial relief for families. Covid-19 vaccinations and booster shots will also be available. Thursday, Feb. 17, Saint Andrew Presbyterian Church, 101 Donahue St., Marin City. 4–7pm. Marincounty.org.

Sebastopol 

New Pairing

The winemaking families behind Jackson Family Wines sought a way to use the whole grape when they developed Vine to Bar, a premium dark chocolate made with the spent grapes, called Chardonnay Marc. This week, Master Sommelier Michael Jordan leads a chocolate-and-wine pairing featuring samples of several varieties of Vine to Bar dark chocolates matched with a range of wines, from chardonnay to pinot noir. Taste for yourself on Thursday, Feb. 17, and Saturday, Feb. 19, at the Region Wine Bar at The Barlow, 180 Morris St., Suite 170, Sebastopol. Thursday, 4pm; Sat, 2pm. $20. Drinkyourregion.com/events.

Napa

Last Time

Comedian, author, actor and podcast superstar Marc Maron was supposed to appear in the North Bay a few weeks ago, but his show in Napa was postponed. Thankfully for fans of Maron’s comedy, the stand-up show is back on, and he is scheduled to hit the stage this week. For those who don’t know, Maron has written and performed raw and honest comedy for more than two decades, and he’s currently on his “This May Be the Last Time Tour,” so check him out on Friday, Feb. 18, at Uptown Theatre, 1350 Third St., Napa. 8pm. $44–$54. Uptowntheatrenapa.com.

Petaluma

Hands On History

The Petaluma Historical Library & Museum is excited to welcome junior historians to participate in several family-friendly activities during its Junior Historians Interactive Exhibit. This limited-run exhibit invites kids to help build an archive of Petaluma’s history from their perspectives. The exhibit includes a creativity station where kids can color or draw Petaluma-themed art, an interactive map of the town and a scavenger hunt with prizes. This exhibit will take place during two weeks in February, with bonus hours on Presidents’ Day, Friday–Monday, Feb. 18–21 (and Feb. 25–27), at 20 Fourth St., Petaluma. 10am to 3:45pm each day. Petalumamuseum.com.

—Charlie Swanson

Check-in—Addicted to Pot?

Welcome back from “Dry January.” Now that we’ve had a couple of weeks to make good our promise to return to imbibing intoxicating substances, did our minds get clear?

Cannabis-as-medicine is the new paradigm that guides all our conversations about the plant and its uses. Let’s not take anything away from the importance of that shift. Many studies—and common sense—show that crime rates are down in communities throughout the country with cannabis legalization in place, and that as fewer people are fed into the criminal justice system on nonviolent possession charges, whole communities are less traumatized and therefore healthier.

Yet, in my years in and around this “business” since legalization and commercialization has taken off, I hear more and more about the almost magical properties of cannabis to treat stress, depression, social anxiety, sleep disorders and eating issues, not to mention cancer, but very little—and by that I mean zero—discussion of the risks of addiction and other complications from using any mind-altering substance with any regularity.

Look, I’m not trying to harsh anyone’s buzz, but the cannabis industry is just like any other industry: not to be trusted to shed light on the negative impacts of its product.

Don’t get me wrong, smoking weed in my youth—eating gummies these days—has helped me personally with the issues—like stress and social anxiety—above. On the other hand, some of my most anxious moments in a crowd have come right after toking, and I am certainly familiar with the depression that can follow a cannabis binge. At the time, we just called it “our 20s.” Now I can recognize the physiological response to withdrawal of a psychoactive chemical.

Surely, our readers sympathize in part with the occasionally negative reactions to getting high. Sometimes, even a little high is too high. Buzzing too hard to sleep, waking up cloudy and tired for work, stepping outside for the “hair of the dog that bit ya.” Some of us may even occasionally need a bump in the afternoon before our second shift. Agree or not, a week of that fits the textbook definition of addiction.

PLEASE NO SHAME if that looks familiar to you. The thing is, if we talk about the full spectrum of effects honestly, we can best see and help each other when we are in need.

The ancient Greek word for “medicine” is pharmako. The ancient Greek word for “poison” is pharmako. Get my drift?

If you think you are addicted to cannabis, “Rolling Papers” wants to hear from you. Your experience can help others. You can be helped, too. Reach out at le*****@********un.com.

Cheap Eats—My Successful Search for North Bay Low-Budget Goodness

Wherever I live, I always line up a few cheap local eats that help me establish a culinary budget baseline. Why? Because I like to eat out, and that can be expensive. In a different time and place—say, Santa Cruz in 1990—five dollars would have purchased me a legit cheap meal. In today’s North Bay, 15 dollars is a more realistic figure.

Today’s tour starts in Sebtown’s Barlow District at Blue Ridge Kitchen (brkitchen.com), with its high-quality $9.75 Barlow Burger and $3 add-on fries. Show a little restraint and this meal stretches into lunch and dinner. Also in Sebtown: Namaste Kitchen (www.namastekitchen.com), my favorite Sonoma County Indo-Nepalese/Tibetan restaurant, offers not-to-be-missed pakoras and momos on its starter menu for $5.99–$8.99. 

Moving east to Sebastopol Road in Santa Rosa, we encounter Delicias Elenita Taco Truck (www.deliciaselenita.com) and its highly-rated $2 street tacos. My favorite? El pastor, of course. A two-taco lunch leaves me actively drooling, while three have me twitching for one more. Four, and I’m picking my teeth.

Onward now, to Criminal Baking Co. (www.criminalbaking.com), located a few blocks north of Railroad Square, on Donahue Street. The Bacon Apple Scone pairs perfectly with a medium latte, both of which easily fit inside our $15 budget, leaving room for a monster tip.

But with all this drool, let’s not forget downtown Santa Rosa’s Mac’s Deli & Cafe ​​(macsdeliandcafe.com), located on Fourth Street, where a large menu of delightfully old-school sandwiches—averaging around $8 each—beckons. My favorite? No. 28, the tuna and egg salad on sliced sourdough.

Heading north to Windsor, we encounter BurtoNZ Bakery (www.burtonzbakery.com) and authentic New Zealand pies. I’ve been to New Zealand, and these pies are as legit as they are delicious. At about $8 a piece, two stretch our budget, as well as our waistline. The smart move: buy two now and regret it later.

We end this tour 55 miles south at Venice Gourmet, on Bridgeway in sunny Sausalito, which offers an array of very tasty sandwiches. My favorite, the San Francisco Club—built of top round roast beef, cheddar cheese, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato and red onion—is a bargain at $10.95.

I’m so hungry, now that I wrote this. How much money is in my pocket? Fifteen dollars? Oh, yeah.

Mark Fernquest is a veritable word rustler.

Letters to the Editor

SMART Cancer

As you know, a cancer continues its proliferation until it overwhelms one or more organs. The various medical treatments either remove the cancer cells entirely through surgery or kill them by various means. I don’t ever recall learning about a physician saying to ignore the cancer—or worse, to feed it. However, that seems to be precisely the “strategy” followed by the entities approving SMART expansion and their operating management. 

First, there was the ridiculous approval of the entire initial project. Evidently there were exaggerated projections as to passenger loads which supported the funding of the train. SMART acquired a freight line without proper financial analysis; it is projected to lose several hundred thousand dollars a year. So that will be another drain on taxpayer dollars, with no “turnaround” strategy. 

Space does not permit elaboration on the 2-sided issue of hazardous materials storage or the decision to burden the company by outsourcing management—which should have been analyzed pre-purchase. The current plan is to extend the line to Solano County. Given the historical track record, should we expect this section of the line to be profitable? These “strategic” moves do nothing to improve SMART and simply allow this financial cancer to grow. We need to destroy the cancer. Shut down SMART, by whatever means necessary.

Richard Peterson

San Rafael

Credit Due

About the (Bohemian) Cover Local Art, National Impact (Feb. 2); in the credits and the story, credit is given to the photographers and no mention given for the title and artist of the painting. Such a shame to offer a view of an artwork and leave that important recognition out. Please offer this important information in future stories. Thank you. 

T Barnett

Sonoma

Editor’s Note: The painting on the cover was done by Gallery 300 owner Jennifer Hirshfield.

‘They May Not Get There’ — Marin Theatre Company Hosts West Coast Premiere

Uncomfortable. Amused. Depressed. Angry. Confused. Challenged. Hopeful.

Those are all states of mind and emotions I experienced while sitting in the audience of Pass Over, the Antoinette Chinonye Nwandu play that’s in the middle of its West Coast Premiere run at the Marin Theatre Company. The show that reopened a pandemic-shuttered Broadway runs in Mill Valley through Feb. 27.

Moses and Kitch, two young Black men (Edward Ewell and LeRoy S. Graham III), are hanging out on a street corner in an unnamed urban city. Whether it’s a corner, indicating options, or a dead end, indicating the lack thereof, isn’t clear. What is clear is that these men have been here before, and they’re looking to get out.

They spend most of their time dreaming of what life will be like and of the things they’ll have when they reach the “promised land,” but like the characters from Beckett’s Waiting for Godot—a strong influence on the play—it’s clear that will never happen.

Or will it?

The glimmer of hope that the play concludes on is a modification from the play’s original 2017 ending, perhaps in response to Black Lives Matter and other social justice movements. Anyone seeking some insight into the necessity of those movements, particularly in regard to the relationship between the Black community and law enforcement, need only attend a performance of this Kevin R. Free-directed show.

We all know that queasy feeling people get when they look into their car’s rear view mirror and see a police car behind them and their mind leaps to the thought of an increase in their insurance premium, right? A devastating scene in the play, where the men recite a seemingly never-ending list of their friends, family and acquaintances who’ve been killed by the police, makes clear what a luxury it is to only think of the financial impact resulting from an interaction with law enforcement.

Nwandu’s exploration of the Black experience cleverly spans millennia while focusing on the here-and-now. As such, the characters’ dialogue is peppered with the “n” word to the tune of hundreds of utterances. Much like how your ear adjusts to the dialogue in an alternative-language film, the context in which the word is used and its meaning to the characters soon becomes clear.

Pass Over is a glimpse into a world that will seem foreign to most but, in reality, is the world in which too many live.

‘Pass Over’ runs Tues–Sun through Feb. 27 at Marin Theatre Company, 397 Miller Ave., Mill Valley. Tues–Sat, 7:30pm; Sat & Sun, 2pm. $10–$60. Proof of vaccination (with ID) and masks required. 415.388.5208. marintheatre.org.

True Democracy—A Utopian Idea

By Robert Raven

I’ve long had a replica of the Declaration of Independence, but it recently broke in two.  Our democracy is likewise broken. The former president and his supporters refuse to accept their loss in a free and fair election, and violently tried to overthrow the results.

America’s democracy has evolved from a few wealthy and white Founding Fathers to include all adult citizens today. Our nation’s demographics are changing, with minorities gaining political power. Sadly, the GOP is trying to turn the clock back a century. Voter suppression disenfranchises people of color, and laws are again being passed in the same states that had racist Jim Crow laws. Democracy is in danger from enemies foreign and domestic. But most Americans want to go forward, not backwards.

We must quickly create a true democracy that truly represents the “Will of the People.” 

It will take a non-violent tsunami of People Power to overcome Jim Crow 2.0 and save our democracy. Sonoma County had more than a 90% voter turnout, which could be the goal nationally. All elections should allow voting by mail, and be run and counted by non-partisan civil servants with a paper trail for recounts. Automatic registration of adult citizens, a national election day holiday and rank choice voting would raise participation.

Our political system has, from the beginning, been dominated by business interests, from Hamilton to the Gilded Age to today’s corporate lobbyists. Money has always corrupted our political system, and most political systems. Large contributions influence politicians to pass laws that benefit their major donors rather than the majority. Corrupt Congress fully funds the military industrial complex and subsidizes Big Oil and Big Ag, but then underfunds schools and the programs that help millions of struggling Americans.

This corruption has led to endless wars that suck up half of our tax dollars, while fossil fuels are causing climate calamities. Investors make money by driving all of us towards the dystopian cliff of nuclear war and ecosystem, food and societal collapse. Look up!

The next evolution of our democracy should be to ban non-citizens such as corporations and PACs from funding our political system. Registered voters could contribute, within financial limits and with disclosures. Only citizens would participate in a true republic.

This might be utopian, but so was the idea of a democracy in 1776. Our democracy has come a long way since then, and we now have a Black woman VP and Latinx senators.

Get involved in any way you can! Become an advocate on local, state, national or global issues. People should speak up for nature or if they see an injustice. Organize with others, run for office and vote like democracy—and maybe our lives—depend on it.
Robert Raven lives in Petaluma. His website is everythingismc2.org.

Bolinas Residents Struggle as Rentals Are Converted to Vacation Homes

Some Bolinas residents live luxuriously in large homes overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Others reside in unconventional dwellings, such as a sauna without a bathroom, a caravan parked in a yard or a yurt with the toilet and shower located nearby on the property.

Bolinas locals say getting creative is the only way many of them can afford to stay in their West Marin coastal community. Half of the town’s housing stock now serves as short-term rentals or second homes for out-of-towners, Evan Wilhelm, managing director of the Bolinas Community Land Trust, said. 

Airbnb and other websites offering an easy way to list short-term rentals contribute to the imbalance in the use of housing stock, which has been devastating to the full-time, working-class population in Bolinas. Almost 50 homes have been removed from the long-term rental market. Second homes remaining vacant most of the year may be more of an issue, with the number estimated to be a few hundred.

The small, unincorporated town of Bolinas has a population of almost 1,500 people and 887 housing units, according to the 2020 U.S. Census. With many homes sitting empty most of the year, finding a reasonably priced, year-round rental is next to impossible. The resulting exodus of essential workers has had a noticeable impact on Bolinas.

“Over the last 10 years, our school enrollment has plummeted, with many families having to leave due to housing instability,” Wilhelm said. “When I attended school in Bolinas, every teacher lived locally. Now, the majority commute to their teaching jobs and are among the many people looking for secure and affordable housing within Bolinas and West Marin. Our fire department struggles to find volunteers and stable staffing due to housing.”

Water regulations compound the housing crisis. In 1971, a moratorium on new water connections was established by the Bolinas Community Public Utility District. Paul Kayfetz, a member of the BCPUD board of directors from 1971 to 2000, says in the two years prior to the start of the moratorium, Bolinas added about 100 new water meters. Then came the water shortage.

“The Arroyo Hondo Creek, the town’s only water source at the time, seasonally ran down to a subsurface trickle,” Kayfetz said. “Over a period of years, two small reservoirs were dug and that exhausted the expansion of the water supply that was available. Still, we see it is not enough to supply the town in a drought situation.”

Although challenged by lawsuits filed in state and federal courts, the water-hookup moratorium remains in effect today, more than 51 years later. The result: only 587 water meters serve all of Bolinas.

In Feb. 2021, the drought triggered the BCPUD to mandate a cap on the town’s water usage. If residents collectively exceeded the max, each water meter would be limited to 125 gallons of water per day. Fortunately, heavy rainfall filled the reservoirs late last year and the BCPUD suspended the regulation in November.

The BCPUD also determines the maximum amount of water that can be used at a property when a Bolinas resident wants to remodel or expand their home. Ditto for new construction. Of course, the property owner must already possess a water meter. The average water usage in Bolinas is about 25 gallons daily per person, far below California’s average of 91 gallons daily per person.

All these factors make it difficult to develop the desperately needed affordable housing in town, although the Bolinas Community Land Trust is working to meet the needs of full-time, low-income residents and keep Bolinas thriving. The nonprofit agency currently operates five properties with 23 units, which serve 38 tenants.

The land trust has four other properties that are in various stages of early development. The pipeline includes an affordable housing development with eight apartments at 31 Wharf Road in downtown Bolinas. The two empty lots on Wharf Road, acquired from an anonymous donor, came with the coveted water connection. Wilhelm says this project is particularly noteworthy as it is the only new multifamily affordable housing developments approved in unincorporated Marin during the last seven years.

Still, demand far exceeds the supply, even with the new developments on deck. The land trust has 200 people on its wait list for housing. In general, their existing units see little turnover, Wilhelm says.

The Marin County Board of Supervisors enacted an ordinance in 2018 to regulate short-term rentals in unincorporated Marin. A property owner must obtain a business license and pay a 10% transient occupancy tax to rent their residence for 30 days or less. The tax proceeds go into the County’s general fund.

Also in 2018, West Marin voters passed a measure to establish the West Marin Transient Occupancy Tax. An additional tax, currently at 4%, provides increased funding for local fire departments and grants for long-term community housing.

The County keeps a close eye on short-term rentals. There are 48 properties in Bolinas with short-term rental business licenses, according to Marin County Supervisor Dennis Rodoni.

“The County offered an amnesty program for owners who weren’t following the regulations for their short-term rentals,” Rodoni said. “Then we went after people.”

Katie Weber, a longtime Bolinas resident who owns La Sirena, a downtown boutique, enjoys a benefit from the short-term rental business—a side job managing an Airbnb. Her friend recently stood with other protestors in Bolinas holding signs that read “Don’t Pimp Our Town.” Weber points out that second homes are a bigger problem, as there are far more vacant homes in Bolinas than Airbnbs.

Second homes are difficult to regulate because of privacy rights. Rodoni says some other communities are looking at how to tax vacant housing, although he’s not sure it will help the housing crisis in Bolinas.

”How do you develop permanent housing with that revenue?” Rodoni said, referencing the various factors restricting new development in Bolinas.

The “pimping” of Bolinas has caused frustration and anxiety for resident Estella Mora, 18, and her twin sister. The siblings are lifelong Bolinas residents. The owner of their family’s rental home is moving back in, and the sisters don’t want to leave their hometown. Despite months of hunting, they haven’t been able to find a new place to live.

“It’s hard to see all these newcomers,” Mora said. “They get housing and we don’t. Then a lot of them just leave their places empty.”

Knight Moves—Inner Jedi

Spiritual awakening is a process of transformation that is proven by a demonstrable change in state noticed by our peers. In popular culture, this is beautifully dramatized by the change in Luke Skywalker as he grows from naive farm boy into the Jedi knight we meet in the opening scenes of Return of the Jedi.

Luke has come to rescue his friend from a wicked warlord, but instead of executing a clandestine extraction plan, he simply walks right into the lion’s den wearing the robe of a spiritual knight, and with a calm demeanor revealing formidable inner powers. Gone is the cocksure provincial from a desert planet; in his place is a spiritual warrior fighting for the good of the galaxy.

Luke doesn’t merely exhibit greater maturity or judgment—what might at best be called character traits—but rather a change in ontological state. He has become a different kind of being. A true adept into a knightly order, he has made contact with a supernatural power that he can now bend to his will.

Luke’s words are direct, his demeanor impassive, like the statue of a deified figure. A higher power has been ignited within him, and now pulsates around him—a kind of Force field—subordinating his personal ego. This divine power now permeates his consciousness, directing how he interacts with the world.

To reach this point, he underwent the trials associated with our earthly Wisdom Tradition. In the Star Wars saga, this is personified through other characters, with Han Solo as shadow figure, Leia as sister-anima and Yoda as a reflection of the mediating faculty between Luke and metaphysical reality, or what we might call the Spirit. Finally, he has learned that he is of a “royal” bloodline, as his father is none other than the great dark lord.

The concept of regality appears throughout the world’s spiritual traditions as an expression of divine lineage—man created in the image of God—with the crown symbolizing achievement of this realization. Reaching the epiphany in which the soul becomes wide awake, and one’s consciousness is suddenly flooded with awareness of its divine origin, is neatly expressed in the Tantric tradition, where the experience is likened to an exiled prince who is raised in another land, unaware of his royal birth. After the shocking revelation of who he really is, he gradually becomes certain of it, finally knowing in every fiber of his being that he is, in fact, a king.

This experience can be ours. The sacred sword in the stone, the crown—they’re all there for the taking. We just have to look.

My Life in Beer—the Truth as I Lived it

I remember my first beer. It was my sister’s fifth birthday, and the year was 1978. I was 10 years old. The day was a cause for a whole-neighborhood blowout barbecue down in the field. My friend and I, with nothing better to do than watch our parents party, figured out how to snag a couple of beers from under a table, and we chugged them in the creek. I am 100% certain that no one has tasted an Olympia that good since, and I’m prepared to throw whiskeyfists over that statement.

A few years later, in high school, kegs reigned supreme. Budweiser was the order of the day at the Stanford parties I crashed, but on rare occasions a party at Windy Hill might yield Henry Weinhard’s, which was—ahem—“brewed in small batches” and therefore superior to all other swill.

Of special importance to my beer memories of that time period was the night my fellow co-worker at the local backwoods watering hole piled 8 cases of beer onto a dolly and dragged the load a mile home at 12:30am after his shift ended, tipping the whole shipment into the bushes every time a car drove past, only to realize he’d overdone it and return half of the contraband the next day before he got busted.

Fast forward to the brave year 1994, when I opened my grandmother’s refrigerator, did a doubletake, and yelled out, “You have an unopened can of Schlitz in here dated 1971!” To which she replied, “Take it or it’ll get thrown away!” I obliged, and that sacred object—then a youthful 23 years old, now a distinguished 51 years old—still sits on my bookshelf as a shrine to the America that once was. I am 53. I intend to drink that beer on my deathbed.

I didn’t drink much beer after college.

But, five years ago I—by chance—moved here, to Microbrew Country. By coincidence, the world’s best beer was available at its point of origin, just down the street from where I lived. I tried a Pliny the Elder, and can honestly say it is the best beer I have ever tasted.

Which brings us to today. Writing this has ignited a fierce fire in my stomach. One that can only be extinguished by a beer. I would drink an Olympia, but on Jan. 25, 2021, Pabst Brewing Company announced it was pausing production of Olympia beer because of a lack of demand. Ouch. I guess I’ll have a Pliny instead.

Mark Fernquest lives in a glass house in an apple orchard in West County. He imagines he is a writer.

Spotlight Sausalito — Coffee, Eats, Drinks and Art of Sausalito

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A little city by the water, just north of San Francisco, Sausalito has a rich and intriguing history. From bootleggers—including the infamous Babyface Nelson—running rum and operating speakeasies and sending contraband goods on the midnight ferry into San Francisco during Prohibition, to its iteration as a cultural mecca post-World War II, Sauasalito has intrigued us for decades. Alan Watts,...

Culture Crush — Fran Lebowitz at the Luther Burbank Center and More

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Marin City Local Help A new community program, called Clean Slate, will offer several services from Marin County departments to directly help residents with justice-related and health-related matters. The Public Defender’s Office, the District Attorney’s Office and the Probation Department will help those with documentation to clear records, terminate probation or dismiss convictions, and the Department of Health and Human Services...

Check-in—Addicted to Pot?

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Welcome back from “Dry January.” Now that we’ve had a couple of weeks to make good our promise to return to imbibing intoxicating substances, did our minds get clear? Cannabis-as-medicine is the new paradigm that guides all our conversations about the plant and its uses. Let’s not take anything away from the importance of that shift. Many studies—and common sense—show...

Cheap Eats—My Successful Search for North Bay Low-Budget Goodness

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Wherever I live, I always line up a few cheap local eats that help me establish a culinary budget baseline. Why? Because I like to eat out, and that can be expensive. In a different time and place—say, Santa Cruz in 1990—five dollars would have purchased me a legit cheap meal. In today’s North Bay, 15 dollars is a...

Letters to the Editor

SMART Cancer As you know, a cancer continues its proliferation until it overwhelms one or more organs. The various medical treatments either remove the cancer cells entirely through surgery or kill them by various means. I don’t ever recall learning about a physician saying to ignore the cancer—or worse, to feed it. However, that seems to be precisely the “strategy”...

‘They May Not Get There’ — Marin Theatre Company Hosts West Coast Premiere

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Uncomfortable. Amused. Depressed. Angry. Confused. Challenged. Hopeful. Those are all states of mind and emotions I experienced while sitting in the audience of Pass Over, the Antoinette Chinonye Nwandu play that’s in the middle of its West Coast Premiere run at the Marin Theatre Company. The show that reopened a pandemic-shuttered Broadway runs in Mill Valley through Feb. 27. Moses and...

True Democracy—A Utopian Idea

By Robert Raven I’ve long had a replica of the Declaration of Independence, but it recently broke in two.  Our democracy is likewise broken. The former president and his supporters refuse to accept their loss in a free and fair election, and violently tried to overthrow the results. America’s democracy has evolved from a few wealthy and white Founding Fathers to...

Bolinas Residents Struggle as Rentals Are Converted to Vacation Homes

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Some Bolinas residents live luxuriously in large homes overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Others reside in unconventional dwellings, such as a sauna without a bathroom, a caravan parked in a yard or a yurt with the toilet and shower located nearby on the property. Bolinas locals say getting creative is the only way many of them can afford to stay in...

Knight Moves—Inner Jedi

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Spiritual awakening is a process of transformation that is proven by a demonstrable change in state noticed by our peers. In popular culture, this is beautifully dramatized by the change in Luke Skywalker as he grows from naive farm boy into the Jedi knight we meet in the opening scenes of Return of the Jedi. Luke has come to rescue...

My Life in Beer—the Truth as I Lived it

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I remember my first beer. It was my sister’s fifth birthday, and the year was 1978. I was 10 years old. The day was a cause for a whole-neighborhood blowout barbecue down in the field. My friend and I, with nothing better to do than watch our parents party, figured out how to snag a couple of beers from...
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