Homeward Bound

0

Marin County Supervisor Dennis Rodoni was on KWMR recently, the West Marin public radio station in Pt. Reyes Station, talking housing policy, the high cost of living here and what to do about it.

Rodoni’s in an interesting spot insofar as his 4th district goes—his comments on the housing challenges across the county begged for a further exploration of the issues he raised, and the host kept interrupting him to exclaim how complicated the issues were.

The supervisor represents West Marin as well as a swath of San Rafael that includes the Latino-centric Canal District. As such, he’s plugged in to the rich urban fabric that characterizes the Canal District as much as he’s tuned in to the funky ruralism of West Marin.

He sketched out for KWMR’s listeners a raft of housing initiatives and updates that didn’t so much spell out an “East-West Divide” when it comes to housing policy, as much as emphasize the respective challenges in both parts of the county. Call it a dialectical dance between the populated east and the pristine west. Both areas are severely cramped for available space—the East by existing development, the West by restrictions to development. Is there a middle ground?

To the East: The housing challenges are tied in with state efforts to goose the economy of the Canal District by creating an economic enterprise zone that offers tax breaks and incentives for developers. Those incentives, says Rodoni, have in turn led to marked increases in rent for locals, as he’s seen a string of developers come through, purchase properties and make improvements to them—spiking the rent to such a degree that residents have had to depart in some cases.

Last year, a big set-to unfolded in San Rafael after a Vallejo-based entity bought a multi-unit property at 150 Belvedere St. and then sent out notices that tenants’ rents would rise by $900, according to a report in the Marin Independent Journal, which reported that some tenants were already paying $2,200 a month.

To the West: The housing challenges in West Marin are exacerbated by several intersecting factors that include the short-term rental economy and its impacts on housing stock—but Rodoni says the biggest issue may simply be a lack of public understanding about an available program for homeowners looking to rent to federally subsidized Section 8 tenants.

In a follow-up interview a few days after his radio gig, Rodoni elaborated and the timing couldn’t have been more spot-on. After two years of uncertainty, Marin County received the green light to go ahead with a long-proposed purchase of a former Coast Guard housing development in Pt. Reyes Station and redevelop it as workforce housing.

“It’s a done deal,” says Rodoni, to the extent that the county’s been approved by the Coast Guard to buy the property for $4.3 million. There’s still a formal process to complete, a purchase agreement to hash out, “and then some other hoops,” Rodoni says. But he’s sure the deal will close by the end of the year, well in advance of spot legislation pushed through Congress that paved the way for the U.S. Coast Guard to turn over the title to Marin County. That law expires in February, but Rodoni says don’t worry about it; the Coast Guard has already told the county that “if we go over the time limit, they’ll still honor the deal. But we don’t want to.”

The Coast Guard facility is 32 houses spread over 36 acres, and if $4.3 million seems like a good deal, that’s because there’s no on-site waste disposal system, which played in to the appraisal. That much acreage and that many houses, he says, “would be far more valuable than what we paid” if there was on-site septic. Rodoni says he expects most of the eventual renters will be drawn from the local workforce. It’s a simple matter of logistics, says Rodoni: Who is going to apply for a housing unit in far-flung Pt. Reyes if they don’t have a job? The people who apply for the vouchers now in West Marin, he says, are typically connected to the community and working locally.

The resolution of the Coast Guard to transfer its property to the county comes as Marin continues to work housing-related programs in the eastern and western parts of the county.

The county passed an ordinance in 2015 to launch its Landlord Partnership Program and signed on to the Real Community Rentals Program that’s administered by the Community Land Trust of West Marin (CLAM). At its Aug. 9 meeting, supervisors supported two-year extensions for both programs, citing their successes even as they said there’s room for improvement.

The county budgeted $500,000 to the respective programs. The LPP is administered by the county and got $450,000; CLAM got the other $50,000 after it developed 13 new affordable housing rental opportunities in West Marin.

The LPP program has been a success to the east, says Rodoni, but not so much in West Marin. The MHA program is a two-year effort that set out to de-stigmatize renters who participate in the federal Housing Choice program, also known as Section 8. The voucher program allows low-income persons to put 30 percent of their incomes toward the rent, with the federal government picking up the balance. To encourage participation, the county created the LPP, which tells participating landlords: If your Section 8 tenant damages your rental unit or skips town without paying the rent, the county picks up the tab. According to county metrics, it’s been a success, at least in populated East Marin. The problem, or one of them, is that many West Marinites with Section 8 housing vouchers don’t want to move to the eastern part of the county, even if that’s where the buy-in is. “They want to stay in West Marin,” says Rodoni, but there’s just not enough Section 8 landlord participation to house everyone with a voucher.

In an August news release, the county reports that from June 2015 to June 2018, “the probability that a tenant could lease a home with voucher assistance rose 22 percent in Marin, and the Landlord Partnership Program is believed to be a big reason why.”

Rodoni stresses that even if there hasn’t been any buy-in in West Marin, that’s not a criticism of West Marin homeowners but a reflection of the fact that they just may not know about it. Not one West Marin landowner has signed up, while 100 landlords in eastern Marin are participating. He’ll be talking it up, he says, at scheduled community meetings.

Also at play is the absence of large, West Marin landowners with apartment complexes to fill. Rodoni stresses to his West Marin-homeowner constituents that the program is available to them, too, even if they’re just one landlord with one unit for one person. “It’s not a lack of people participating” because the program’s no good, he says, “it’s probably more about education on this issue than anything.”

Social forces at play in West Marin have, over time, conspired to crimp the stock of available rental housing and helped lead to the very crisis now unfolding on the street-camping-choked avenues of West Marin.

First, as Rodoni notes, it’s very hard to build anything anywhere in Marin County. Land is scarce, the neighbors are fussy, and building costs are out of this world. Second, West Marin’s towns and communities have become second-home communities, and with that, there’s less permanent housing for the locals. Rodoni recalls Inverness relatives who used their house for two months a year and rented it out the rest of the year to locals. “Those were different times,” he says. “People needed the financial support to own the home but they still wanted to use it. Nowadays, they’re looking at it as a second-home write-off.”

He’d like to see a return to that dynamic, which is where recent county moves on housing issues come into play. Rodoni sees an opportunity to have the best of both worlds—allow for short-term rentals for their transient-occupancy-tax potential while also potentially requiring anyone who uses their second home as a business to have a full-time renter on site. “So you can get back to the idea of having a caretaker in a rental,” he says. “We’re exploring that idea as a pilot.”

Back in the east, in the Canal District, the housing challenges are less about reanimating a kind of small-town, caretaker-owner dynamic. In the east, housing stress is driven more by a big push from developers who are taking advantage of the opportunity-zone imprimatur that’s been decreed by the state and which comes with all sorts of tax credits for developers. “What we’re seeing in the Canal District is purchases and redevelopment—new owners and landlords are coming in and because they pay today’s market price for these properties, they raise the rent, 100 percent in some cases.”

San Rafael has fought to get those rent-raises on a timeline so that a renter isn’t faced with a whopping spike from one month to the next. But he says it’s not enough and “it’s only a short time before people can’t afford to live in the Canal District anymore. This is displacing families who have no place to go—and this is workforce housing that the county needs.” It’s a tough call for lawmakers who want to see the redevelopment of poorer neighborhoods but not at the cost of the neighborhood itself.

The state legislature gave localities flexibility in their guidelines for how redevelopment in places like the Canal District unfolds, but still says the county was somewhat “blindsided” by the rush to redevelop. “Even the bowling alley may be closing and converted to housing there,” he says. When it comes to housing, everything’s on the table.

To the north, in Sonoma County, an ambitious pilot housing program has been undertaken by Habitat For Humanity to address that county’s own housing crisis, as our feature story reports this week. They’ve teamed up with the developer of the Katrina Cottage program that emerged after Hurricane Katrina, The Cypress Group, to create a nine-house village of next-gen small houses that have all the resiliency bells and whistles one might wish for in this era of global climate change and the mega-wildfire: advocates for the houses say they’re energy efficient, fire-resistant—and could help solve the state’s affordable housing crisis.

The pioneering New Urbanist Marianne Cusato led the Katrina Cottage effort in New Orleans and now she’s leading the Sonoma Wildfire Cottage effort in the North Bay. Cusato says the program unfolding in Santa Rosa could be a model for communities across the state dealing with the one-two punch of unaffordable housing in disaster-prone areas. Marin County qualifies on both fronts.

For Cusato, the affordable housing crisis is as universal as it was avoidable. If civic leaders in previous generations had the wisdom and political will to invest in mixed-use communities, build walkable cities, create public transit and upgrade community infrastructure, she says, “we wouldn’t have the affordable housing crisis that we have now.”

Bee Natural

Like Sweetgrass before it, Honeyland drops you into the old rural ways. Documentary directors Tamara Kotevska and Ljubomir Stefanov spent three years filming the life of Hatidze Muratova. This lean, hard-working woman in her mid-50s practices an almost extinct craft: She’s a gatherer of wild honey in the vicinity of her deserted village. The bees hive up inside stacked-stone hearths and chimneys, all that are left of what were once stone huts.

This is an obscure corner of the Balkans, where it already looks as if it’s after the end of the world. The country is so little known that its name change didn’t make it into most reviews of Honeyland; as of last February, Macedonia is now known as the Republic of North Macedonia. Hatidze is ethnically Turkish in a land where Turks make up 3 percent of the population. She speaks an old Ottoman dialect that isn’t easily understood even by Turks.

This area had a lot of different flags planted on it during the last century. This village of Bekirlijia, a four-hour walk from the North Macedonian capital of Skopje, was once intended as a place of resettlement for Turks. Over the years, they drifted away from its almost bald hills. They left Haditze to practice her honey gathering in peace, and to tend her disfigured, slowly dying mother. She hikes up the narrow ledges of the hills and picks open the rocks, smoking the bees out with a dung-fired smoker. She removes honeycombs luscious with honey, and slices them in half — one side for her, one side for the bees. (She also spills some honey on the rocks to feed them.) Haditze’s skills are such that she’s able to do this unveiled and barehanded, calming the bees by murmuring to them. They crawl on her fingers as if they were pets.

The life is interrupted when some new neighbors drive in to homestead the village. It’s the Sam family: mom, dad Hussein Sam, their seven or eight kids and several chickens that live inside their trailer. They pound up a tin roof and prepare to raise milk cows in a corral made of the foundations of a ruined house. In all innocence, Haditze teaches him how to gather honey, trusting that there’s enough for everyone.

Hussein mucks it up with overproduction, and by introducing aggressive, perhaps Africanized bees. Hussein’s kids—particularly the eldest, the honey-woman’s favorite—are tough enough to deal with the half-wild cattle that kick them and knock them over. But they can’t deal with Hussein’s viciously stinging bees.

The hapless father gets indentured to a pushy Bosnian middleman who insists that he can only accept 20 kilos of honey at a time; it’s a different matter for Haditze who hauls her honey to Skopje, jar by jar, chatting with the respectful shopkeepers at the main market to get the best price.

Hatidze trusted the filmmakers. Perhaps she was unclear on the concept of what movies are, living as she does in a stone-floored house without electricity or plumbing. And Kotevska and Stefanov honored Hatidze. Though from what we see, there is an open question of what was docudramized and what just naturally appeared in front of the lens.

Contrast and conflict are essential for any kind of filmmaking, but there’s a gradual sense here of the story being bent toward an agenda. Honeyland becomes a fable of how the new methods infringe the old ones. The contrast is underscored as heavily as if Kotevska and Stefanov had set out to retell the ancient story of the goose that laid the golden eggs. Honeyland is a haunting and immersive film, but the problem with it is that nothing in the world is quite this simple.

‘Honeyland’ is now playing at the Smith Rafael Film Center in San Rafael.

New Dimensions

After more than 60 years of festivities, the Sausalito Art Festival was in need of a revamp. So, for its upcoming annual celebration on Aug. 31–-Sept. 2, it’s getting a major revitalization—including a new Art Tech Pavilion boasting virtual reality art, augmented reality works, interactive exhibits and more..The Art Tech Pavilion is curated by Lisa Kolb of Skadaddle Media, who specialize in creative technology within the realms of advertising, branded entertainment and emerging markets of content. Kolb teamed up with technology partners XR Marin, Academy of Art University and Looking Glass Factory to show this year’s festival-goers a whole new world of art.

“There are so many possibilities right now, it’s such a new area of art,” says Kolb. “What we put together was a mix of where we are right now in the intersection of art and technology, and there’s quite a few different experiences that will be there.”

The pavilion will feature works on the forefront of new technology from cutting-edge artists such as Zachary Lieberman, an artist and educator best known as one of the creators of open source art-coding program openFrameworks. Lieberman’s video display at the pavilion will be created from computer code.

Artist Nancy Baker Cahill’s media includes drawing, video, virtual reality, augmented reality and original sound. For the festival, Cahill will geo-locate two pieces of augmented art—meaning the art won’t exist in real life, but rather will only be visible through smart-phones enabled with the app.

“Her theory is that it’s art without the materials and waste,” says Kolb, who adds that Cahill’s piece is making a statement about surveillance.

Polish-born, San Francisco-based artist Marpi will offer one of the most interactive exhibits at the Art Tech Pavilion, with a series of touch-screens that allow participants to create vast ecosystems of digital creatures and control their movements.

Animator Kevin Ang and artist Lisa Padilla will both perform and demo their virtual reality art live at the festival. Ang is renowned for his work on a number of films, including Richard Linklater’s A Scanner Darkly. He also co-founded the XR Artists Collective, a community for those exploring and collaborating in this new medium. Padilla’s community outreach includes art, and therapy work that combines virtual reality and psychology.

Visitors to the Art Tech Pavilion will be able to experience the works by these artists and other installations including a glimpse into how virtual reality is being incorporated into video game design, a virtual reality tour of Norman Rockwell paintings and hands-on, virtual reality art-making with Google Tilt Brush.

“It’s exciting to have the Sausalito Art Festival involved in these early days to showcase what’s here now and tease what’s coming,” says Kolb. “This type of art lets you enter the world of your own art or someone else’s art and experience it in ways you’ve never been able to before.”

Sausalito Art Festival takes place Saturday, Aug 31, to Monday, Sept 2, at Marinship Park, Sausalito. Sat–Sun, 10am to 7pm; Mon, 10am to 5pm. $25–$30; kids 12 and under are free. sausalitoartfestival.org.

Flashback

0

50 Years Ago

Sausalito School District Superintendent Phil] Schneider believes that in Sausalito there must first be a bringing together of the races. Allowances must be made for the frustrations and anger inherent in the backgrounds of black children.

White parents, more and more liberals among them, believe that Schneider makes too many allowances; that if it is a choice between integration and learning he will take integration, believing that this must come before there can be any real learning.

Most good white liberals would approve of this, in principle. But then comes the crunch of putting it into practice. Working together with blacks is fine, they say, but my third-grader simply isn’t learning what he should. How will he ever get into Princeton, or even Cal Poly? Blacks, accustomed to rather more gutsy problems, have scant sympathy.

—Steve McNamara, 8/27/69

40 Years Ago

Vandalism is becoming Marin’s newest high-risk sport right up there with hang gliding, ice climbing and parachute jumping. “There’s need for adventure in our lives, for taking risks,” says the author of The Ultimate Athlete, George Leonard of Mill Valley, who believes the current emphasis on high-risk sports is a way of making conquests, discovering new frontiers of the self. But when sanctioned ways of taking risks aren’t available people ⁠— especially the young ⁠— turn to unlawful ways of finding excitement. “People want to test themselves,” Leonard says.

Vandalism has jumped noticeably in Novato ⁠— up 11% this summer. It’s been sporadic, sometimes severe, in San Rafael, Terra Linda and Mill Valley. It includes systematically cutting trees in parks, trashing schools, slashing tires, shooting out car windows, breaking and entering schools and homes. Sometimes there’s burglary, sometimes not. Sometimes kids drink six packs; often they smoke marijuana. When they get high, their behavior becomes impulsive.

—Joanne Williams, 8/24/79

30 Years Ago

On Thursday afternoons when the lunch dishes have been cleared away, a handful of the guests at St. Vincent’s San Rafael soup kitchen remain behind for a weekly “rap” group. Gathered around one of the low slug tables, homeless men and women sit and talk. Sometimes they talk about individual problems, sometimes about broader issues.

On this particular mid-August afternoon, talk focuses on the news that local efforts to build a temporary 55-bed tent shelter in San Rafael have been abandoned, even though $328,000 of the $400,000 needed has already been raised. The announcement, made two days earlier by members of Marin’s homeless task force, was a blow to those who have been sleeping on the streets since late July, when the county’s National Guard armory was closed as a homeless shelter. —Joy Zimmerman, 8/25/89

20 Years Ago

A bunch of guys are running for the Republican presidential nomination for 2000. One guy is absolutely rolling in cash like a pig wallowing in mud. And how? Because he is the suck-up king. His name is George. He sucks up to corporate interests like there’s no tomorrow. The media like him, because they also have to suck up to corporations. The media have decided to do us a favor; they’ve decided to save Americans the trouble of having to think, to pick, and choose between the Republican candidates. Slowly but surely the other candidates magically vanish from magazine pages, the airwaves, your TV screen, et. al., and all we are left with is the Cheshire Cat grin of George the Suck-Up Jr., the $37-million-dollar man himself.

Is something wrong with this picture? —Beatrice Portinar, 8/25/99

Plugging In

0

San Francisco singer-songwriter and Petaluma-native Ben Morrison is striking out on his own with a forthcoming debut solo album and tour this summer, after collaboratively fronting string band ensemble Brothers Comatose for over a decade.

“I’ve been in the Brothers Comatose for over 11 years now,” says Morrison. “And last year there were some changes to the band.”

With the departure of band members Gio Benedetti and Ryan Avellone, Morrison and his brother Alex put the band on hold while they recruited new musicians. At the same time, Morrison took a much-needed breather from touring and playing over 100 dates a year with the band.

“We took a little bit of downtime to figure out the next step,” says Morrison. That next step turned out to be a detour into rock ‘n’ roll, and Morrison’s new batch of songs finds him incorporating electric guitars and drums, something not seen on a Brothers Comatose stage.

“I’ve always wanted to make a record with drums,” he says. “Sometimes, I write songs that don’t quite fit Brothers Comatose, so it was nice to have a different outlet for that.”

Now, these new songs have found a home in Morrison’s forthcoming debut solo record, Old Technology, which was recorded on two-inch tape at San Francisco’s Tiny Telephone Studio earlier this year and which features older songs he’s kept on the back burners as well as new material written especially with this project in mind.

“It was really cool approaching writing in a different way,” he says. “A different sound in mind, a different angle to work from.”

Old Technology gets its record-release party on Friday, Aug. 30, at Sweetwater Music Hall in Mill Valley, but curious listeners can preview Morrison’s latest single and music video, “I Hope You’re Not Sorry,” in advance on his website. Filmed by fellow San Francisco raconteur Sam Chase, the music video finds Morrison clutching a Fender guitar and singing to an empty chair in a smoky bar before donning a white jacket and fronting a full band.

“The song was inspired by a stalker I had, and no longer have,” says Morrison. “It’s a love song to lost stalker love, like realizing that your stalker no longer comes to your shows anymore and wondering what you did wrong.”

Ben Morrison Band performs with opener Kelly McFarling on Friday, Aug 30, at Sweetwater Music Hall, 19 Corte Madera Ave., Mill Valley. 8pm. $15-$18. 415.388.3850. benmorrisonmusic.com.

Blinded by the White

Long-standing colonial beliefs and principles are exhibited daily in America with racial inequality always at the core. White people have great difficulty even discussing the phenomenon of white privilege. So deep does white dominance in our culture go, that policy changes that might produce healing are dismissed with, “I’m not racist” and further examination of the subject goes nowhere. Like the words liberal and conservative, the word racism becomes twisted and oblique in the hands of our politicians and their talk show pundits. It seems to me that discussions about white supremacy should begin in the classrooms where extensive education that examines racism throughout history simply does not exist. There are not enough opportunities for whites to learn how they can bridge gaps of distrust, misunderstanding and guilt to achieve true equity and inclusion for people of color.

Since each generation is more liberal (the live-and-let-live definition) than the one preceding it, I am confident that with time, white supremacy will be exposed for what it is—a backwards, backwoods and immoral philosophy.

Dennis Kostecki, Sausalito

At the Precipice

President Trump is fighting and competing with China and the rest of the world when the future survival and well-being of humanity are calling out in the clearest voice for the world to replace centuries of fighting and competition with a new era of relaxed and friendly cooperation in all spheres of activity.

Just a quick look back at the thousands of years of immense human suffering is absolute proof that the spirit of war and conquest has proved a total disaster for the entire human race. Today the world lives in both the greatest danger of self-annihilation and also the greatest potential for a revolution of peace for all people everywhere. And the outcome to either destroy ourselves with thousands of nuclear weapons and continued global warming or to work together for our common success and happiness is in our hands.

How can any sane and conscious human being possibly choose this nightmare of global death instead of beginning life anew on this precious Earth and finally make our planet a home for the realization of humanity’s greatest dreams of complete happiness?

Rama Kumar, Fairfax

SB1 Lives

The Assembly Appropriations Committee suspended SB1 last Wednesday due to the high negative fiscal impact that the bill will have on our state. Not only will SB1 hurt our families and our communities, but now the committee has also made it clear that it will have a negative impact on our state’s economy.
 
The California Water Alliance will continue to push the governor and the California legislature to negotiate amendments that support the best science available as it relates to the biological opinions and voluntary settlement agreements.
 
What can you do? Please contact your state assemblymember and tell them to fix or nix SB1.

Terra Brusseau

Executive Director, California Water Alliance

Thai This

Lina Kamson didn’t always dream of starting a cafe. Heck, she didn’t even used to drink coffee. For the last few years, however, she’s been doing a lot of both. Kamson Coffee in San Rafael opened this spring.

Ever since its doors opened and its espresso machines turned on for the first time, Kamson Coffee has been winning customers over from other small-batch roasteries in the area. Its claim to fame? It only uses coffee grown in Thailand, and it’s the sole purveyor of Thai-grown coffee in the North Bay.

According to Kamson, northern Thailand grows fine, 100 percent-arabica coffee. Kamson Coffee serves it, and customers, Kamson says, are excited by both a new cafe in San Rafael and its niche, single-source product.

For Kamson, the story is more personal than just making coffee that tastes great. She was born and raised in a small village in northern Thailand. “Ever since I was young,” Kamson says, “I always wanted to do something in the hopes [of] help[ing] out people from the villages back home.”

Kamson Coffee is her chance to do it.

In rural, northern Thailand, it’s difficult to sustain a living because there’s a lack of economic opportunity, she says. “Originally,” Kamson says, “the hill tribes would grow opium. Eventually, the previous king, Rama 9, introduced coffee plants to reduce drug addiction and human trafficking.”

“I wasn’t a coffee drinker until I witnessed how hard the hill tribes work in order for us to hold a good cup of coffee,” she says. The workers, she says, handpick every coffee bean “at three in the morning, on uneven ground infested with mosquitoes and ants.”

Four years ago, after visiting the coffee farms in that region, Kamson—then a manager of an IT business—started dreaming about opening a cafe that only sold this coffee. She started the project in earnest a year later, taking classes about managing coffee bars and roasting beans.

Kamson then built a direct relationship with northern Thai micro coffee farms, which are supported by the agricultural department of Chiang Mai University.

“We are heavily involved with the university to engage with the farmers in hopes that it will serve as a sustainable alternative to the opium trade and human trafficking,” she says. “The results of our efforts create a fascinating experience in the cup, as well as healthy and prosperous communities at the origin.”

At first she was worried it would be difficult to break into the San Rafael coffee scene. But, she says, “we are serving a premium product with great customer service.”

Kamson hopes more people learn about, and learn to love, the taste of Thai coffee through drinking Kamson Coffee. The more people in the North Bay who drink Thai coffee, Kamson says, “the more support we will all receive.”

Kamson keeps the people who pick the coffee—and who inspired her to start the cafe—at the forefront of her mind. “Every time I drink my coffee, I make sure to appreciate it even more.”

Horoscope

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Here are examples of activities I recommend you try in the coming days. 1. Build a campfire on the beach with friends, and regale each other with stories of your most interesting successes. 2. Buy eccentric treasures at a flea market and ever thereafter refer to them as your holy icons. 3. Climb a hill and sit on the grass as you sing your favorite songs and watch the moon slowly rise over the eastern horizon. 4. Take naps when you’re “not supposed to.” 5. Sneak into an orchard at night and eat fruit plucked just moments before. 6. Tell a beloved person a fairy tale in which he or she is the hero.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The hardiest creature on the planet may be the bacterium known as Deinococcus radiodurans. It can endure exposure to radiation, intense cold, dehydration, acid and vacuum. I propose we make it your power creature for the coming weeks. Why? Not because I expect you’ll have to deal with a lot of extreme conditions, but rather because I think you’ll be exceptionally robust, both physically and psychologically. If you’ve been waiting for the right time to succeed at demanding challenges that require you to be in top form, now is a good time to do it. P.S. Deinococcus radiodurans is colloquially referred to as Conan the Bacterium, borrowing from the spirit of the fictional character Conan the Barbarian, who’s renowned for his strength and agility.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In the yearly cycle of many Geminis, retreating into a state akin to hibernation makes sense during the end of August and the first three weeks of September. But since many of you are high-energy sophisticates, you often override your body’s signals. And then nature pushes back by compelling you to slow down. The result may be a rhythm that feels like constantly taking three steps forward and two steps backward. May I suggest a different approach this year? Would you consider surrendering, even slightly, to the invitation to relax and recharge?

CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you decide to travel to a particular place via hot air balloon, you must be prepared for the possibility that your route will be indirect. At different altitudes, the wind may be blowing in different directions: toward the east at a hundred feet high, but toward the southwest at two hundred feet. The trick for the pilot is to jockey up and down until finding a layer that’s headed toward the desired destination. I see your life right now as having a metaphorical resemblance to this riddle: You haven’t yet discovered the layer that will take you where you want to go, but I bet you will soon.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Considering how brightly you’ve burned since the Flame Angels designated you as the Hottest Cool Person of the Month, I hesitate to urge you to simmer down. But I must. Before there’s a meltdown in your vicinity, please lower your thermostat. Not a lot. Just a little. If you do that, everyone will continue to see your gleaming charisma in the best possible light. But don’t you dare extinguish your blaze. Don’t apologize for your brilliant shimmer. The rest of us need your magical radiance.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Shogun is a bestselling novel about an Englishman who transforms himself into a samurai warrior in 17th-century Japan. Written by James Clavell, it’s over 1,100 pages long. Clavell testified that the idea for the story sprang up in him when he read one line in his daughter’s schoolbook: “In 1600 an Englishman went to Japan and became a samurai.” I suspect it’s highly likely you, too, will soon encounter a seed like that, Virgo: A bare inspiration that will eventually bloom into a Big Thing.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Libran athlete Mickey Mantle is in Major League Baseball’s Hall of Fame. He had a spectacular 18-year career, winning the Most Valuable Player Award three times, playing in 12 World Series and being selected to the All-Star team 16 times. So it’s astounding that (according to his biographer Jane Leavy) he played with a torn ligament in his knee for 17 years. She quoted an orthopedic surgeon who said that Mantle compensated for his injury with “neuromuscular genius.” I’m thinking that in the next few weeks you’re in a position to accomplish an equivalent of Mantle’s heroic adjustment.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Most people who belong to the Church of Satan neither believe in, nor worship, Satan. (They’re atheists, and don’t believe in the supernatural.) I think a comparable principle is true for many right-wing,fundamentalist Christians. Their actions and words are replete with bigotry, hard-heartedness, materialism and selfishness: so, contrary to what the real Jesus Christ taught, in effect they don’t believe in, or worship, Jesus Christ. I mention this, Scorpio, in hopes of inspiring you to take inventory of whether your stated ideals are reflected in the practical details of how you live your life. That’s always an interesting and important task, of course, but it’s especially so for you right now. The coming weeks will be an excellent time to purge any hypocrisy from your system and get your actual behavior in close alignment with your deepest values.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): It’s the right time for you to create a fresh mission statement and promotional campaign. For inspiration, read mine: “My column ‘Free Will Astrology’ offers you a wide selection of realities to choose from. With 4,212 years of dedication to customer service (over the course of my last 13 incarnations), I’m a reliable ally supporting your efforts to escape your oppressive conditioning and other people’s hells. My horoscopes come with an ironclad guarantee: If the advice you read is wrong, you’re under no obligation to believe it. And remember: A panel of 531 experts determined that ‘Free Will Astrology’ is an effective therapy for your chronic wounds and primordial pain. It’s also dramatic proof that there’s no good reason to be afraid of life.”

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Here are good questions for you to meditate on during the next four weeks. 1. How can you attract resources that will expand your mind and your world? 2. Are you bold enough to reach out to wise sources and provocative influences which could connect you with useful tricks and practical treasures? 3. What interesting lessons can you stir up as you explore mercurial edges, skirt changeable boundaries, journey to catalytic frontier, and make pilgrimages to holy hubbubs? 4. How best can you encourage lyrical emotion over polished sentimentality? Joyous idealism over astringent zealotry? Exuberant integrity over formulaic kindness?

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “It is the beginning of wisdom when you recognize that the best you can do is choose which rules you want to live by,” wrote author Wallace Stegner, “and it’s persistent and aggravated imbecility to pretend you can live without any.” That will be an excellent meditation for you during the coming weeks. I trust you are long past the time of fantasizing you can live without any rules. Your challenge now is to adjust some of the rules you have been living by—or even dare to align yourself with some new rules—and then completely commit yourself to being loyal to them and enjoying them.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Given the astrological omens that will symbolize your personal story in the coming weeks and months, I think Piscean author Nikos Kazantzakis articulated the perfect prescription for you. I invite you to interpret his thoughts to fit your circumstances. “We’re going to start with small, easy things,” he wrote. “Then, little by little we shall try our hand at the big things. And after that, after we finish the big things, we shall undertake the impossible.” Here’s an additional prod from Kazantzakis: “Reach what you cannot.”

Play in the Park

0

For 20 years, Mill Valley’s Curtain Theatre has treated local audiences to admission-free, fully produced Shakespeare plays performed in the small, outdoor amphitheater in Old Mill Park. Whether they will continue to do so is now in the hands of the city’s Parks and Recreation Commission, which is vetting complaints from some neighbors who appear to be shocked—SHOCKED—that people actually use the park for its intended purposes.

In the meantime, Curtain Theatre proceeds with this year’s production of The Merry Wives of Windsor. The comedy runs weekends through Sept. 8. Not one of Shakespeare’s most critically revered plays, it commits the cardinal sin (to some) of actually being entertaining.

Described by one of the actors after a recent performance as “a terrible read, but great fun to watch,” it contains one of Shakespeare’s greatest characters—the portly Sir John Falstaff (Grey Wolf). He arrives in Windsor a little short on coin and decides the best way to rectify that is to woo two wealthy wives and seduce them out of their purses. Falstaff attempts to enlist his servants Nym (Steve Beecroft) and Pistol (Phillip Swanson) in his scheme, but they refuse and are dismissed. Seeking revenge on him, the ex-servants notify the husbands of the wives, Masters Ford and Page (Marc Berman and Mark Shepard), of Falstaff’s designs. Mistresses Ford and Page (Heather Cherry and Marianne Shine) have already figured out Falstaff’s plan, and plot his comeuppance.

Meanwhile, young Anne Page (Lily Jackson) is being pursued by three men—Slender (Anthony Rummel), French Doctor Caius (Beecroft again) and young Fenton (Dan DeGabriele). Each suitor has support from various family members and associates, and it should come as no surprise that the two storylines will connect by the play’s conclusion.

It’s interesting to note that in this play the female characters are all levelheaded, while most of the male characters are idiots. Director Kim Bromley posits this may be one of the reasons this play is often dismissed.

There’s a good ensemble at work here, led by Wolf’s charismatic Falstaff. He’s a rogue and a scoundrel, but you’re gonna like the guy. The same goes for the rest of the actors, who are mostly well cast and very entertaining—especially Beecroft’s Inspector Clouseau-ish Doctor Caius.

Dress warmly, bring a picnic, borrow one of the theatre company’s blankets and say goodbye to summer with a very enjoyable, light-hearted trip to Windsor.

‘The Merry Wives of Windsor’ runs Saturday-Sunday through September 8 at the Old Mill Park Amphitheater, 352 Throckmorton Ave., Mill Valley. All shows 2pm. Free. curtaintheatre.org

Advice Goddess

0

Q: If a guy is trying to amp up his attractiveness by working out, what areas of the body should he focus on? What do women notice and want? And how much of that can I get without any kind of surgery or dangerous potions?—Office Bod

A: If a woman says to you, “You’re like family to me,” it shouldn’t be because you have arms like her sister.

Women seem to go for the body shape that evolutionary psychologists Rebecca Burch and Laura Johnsen refer to as “Captain Dorito.” This describes the golden triangle seen in cartoonishly masculinized male superhero bodies: broad shoulders leading down into a small, tight waist and butt.

As for why women might have evolved to prefer this body type, evolutionary psychologist David Buss explains in Evolutionary Psychology: The New Science of the Mind that ancestral women were obviously better off with a “physically formidable” partner, able to protect them and their children. The inner biochemical landscape of physical formidability is high testosterone. Accordingly, Buss notes that, in men, high testosterone is associated with a very masculine body and facial features (like a square jaw and more pronounced cheekbones).

Noting that high levels of testosterone compromise the immune system, Buss cites psychologist Victor S. Johnston’s observation that only males who are very healthy can “afford” to produce high levels of testosterone during their development. The bodies of less healthy males need to suppress T production so they can hang on to the limited immune resources they have.

As for you, when you hit the gym, your areas of focus should be your shoulders, arms and butt. However, you should do whole-body workouts, too, lest you end up pairing superhero pecs with broomstick thighs and calves.

Q: My girlfriends and I have had this experience numerous times: A guy who’s interested in one of us will suddenly stop texting us, but then reappear a few months later liking our social media posts. This just happened to me. It’s about three months since he vanished, and he’s suddenly all up in my Instagram. Why do guys do this?—Annoyed

A: You almost wish the guy would greet you honestly: “‘Sup, Plan B?!”

This guy might’ve initially been interested in you. However, chances are you eventually became what evolutionary psychologists like Joshua Duntley call a “backup mate” (basically the dating-and-mating version of a spare tire or the vice president).

Duntley’s work suggests humans evolved to identify and cultivate backup mates so we wouldn’t be left high and dry for long if our main boo died or ran off with the hot neighbor.

I know … so romantic. That said, it isn’t wrong to have backup mates. Research by Duntley and his colleagues points to many or most of us having them, though we’re often not aware of it.

The thing is, this guy’s disappearing and then sliding back into your life with likes on some of your Instagram posts is a big, red flag—a big, red, sequined flag with cop flashers on top. Character is revealed in how people behave when they feel they have nothing to gain from someone. Maybe this guy got the hots for some other woman and the lukewarms for you. Or maybe he just got busy. Whatever the reason, it takes minimal effort to make a kind exit—even saying, “I’ve got a lot going on right now, and I need to take a break from talking.”

When someone shows themselves to be a jerk, you may want to broom them out of even the edges of your life. This is clickably easy on Instagram, thanks to the block function. Blocking a guy like this should be a wise preemptive measure, considering his idea of good manners is probably prefacing the 2 a.m. “I’m horny!” text with a few likes on photos of your kitten in a tinfoil conspiracy hat.

Homeward Bound

Marin County Supervisor Dennis Rodoni was on KWMR recently, the West Marin public radio station in Pt. Reyes Station, talking housing policy, the high cost of living here and what to do about it. Rodoni’s in an interesting spot insofar as his 4th district goes—his comments on the housing challenges across the county begged for a further exploration of the...

Bee Natural

Like Sweetgrass before it, Honeyland drops you into the old rural ways. Documentary directors Tamara Kotevska and Ljubomir Stefanov spent three years filming the life of Hatidze Muratova. This lean, hard-working woman in her mid-50s practices an almost extinct craft: She’s a gatherer of wild honey in the vicinity of her deserted village. The bees hive up inside stacked-stone...

New Dimensions

After more than 60 years of festivities, the Sausalito Art Festival was in need of a revamp. So, for its upcoming annual celebration on Aug. 31–-Sept. 2, it’s getting a major revitalization—including a new Art Tech Pavilion boasting virtual reality art, augmented reality works, interactive exhibits and more..The Art Tech Pavilion is curated by Lisa Kolb of Skadaddle Media,...

Flashback

50 Years Ago Sausalito School District Superintendent Phil] Schneider believes that in Sausalito there must first be a bringing together of the races. Allowances must be made for the frustrations and anger inherent in the backgrounds of black children. White parents, more and more liberals among them, believe that Schneider makes too many allowances; that if it is a choice between...

Plugging In

San Francisco singer-songwriter and Petaluma-native Ben Morrison is striking out on his own with a forthcoming debut solo album and tour this summer, after collaboratively fronting string band ensemble Brothers Comatose for over a decade. “I’ve been in the Brothers Comatose for over 11 years now,” says Morrison. “And last year there were some changes to the band.” With the departure...

Blinded by the White

Long-standing colonial beliefs and principles are exhibited daily in America with racial inequality always at the core. White people have great difficulty even discussing the phenomenon of white privilege. So deep does white dominance in our culture go, that policy changes that might produce healing are dismissed with, “I’m not racist” and further examination of the subject goes nowhere....

Thai This

Lina Kamson didn’t always dream of starting a cafe. Heck, she didn’t even used to drink coffee. For the last few years, however, she’s been doing a lot of both. Kamson Coffee in San Rafael opened this spring. Ever since its doors opened and its espresso machines turned on for the first time, Kamson Coffee has been winning customers over...

Horoscope

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Here are examples of activities I recommend you try in the coming days. 1. Build a campfire on the beach with friends, and regale each other with stories of your most interesting successes. 2. Buy eccentric treasures at a flea market and ever thereafter refer to them as your holy icons. 3. Climb a hill...

Play in the Park

For 20 years, Mill Valley’s Curtain Theatre has treated local audiences to admission-free, fully produced Shakespeare plays performed in the small, outdoor amphitheater in Old Mill Park. Whether they will continue to do so is now in the hands of the city’s Parks and Recreation Commission, which is vetting complaints from some neighbors who appear to be shocked—SHOCKED—that people...

Advice Goddess

Q: If a guy is trying to amp up his attractiveness by working out, what areas of the body should he focus on? What do women notice and want? And how much of that can I get without any kind of surgery or dangerous potions?—Office Bod A: If a woman says to you, “You’re like family to me,” it...
3,002FansLike
3,850FollowersFollow