TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) Waiting to hear those three little words, Taurus? Here it comes: You are right. It seems you’ve been ruled by your stubbornness lately. A little collaboration didn’t kill the cat, so maybe try picking up some partners. While you’re doing fine on your own, you never know what you can achieve with a few other like-minded folks at your side.
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) Take out your microscope, Gemini! It’s time to take a close look at your money. What makes you pull out your wallet? It’s time to prioritize—and those strawberry-frosted Pop-Tarts aren’t going to make the cut. Open a savings account on April 11 and get ready to let the good times roll.
CANCER (June 21 – July 22) Scared of intimacy, Cancer? Last time you performed your karaoke “Stayin’ Alive” in front of a partner, you got dumped the next day. We remember. It’s time to leave the past in the past and move forward, though. Don’t let past hiccups prevent you from experiencing true love.
LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22) You’re in the fast lane, Leo! Jupiter ended its retrograde reign and is ready to sprinkle good luck all over your career sector. Projects will appear here or there (or in the produce aisle) when you least expect it. March Madness might be over, but for you, the madness has just begun. Get ready to work, work, work on April 13.
VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Going for Mr. or Miss Unavailable, Virgo? Pump the brakes and back away from your bad decision. A toxic love has claimed your life for too long. With Pluto going retrograde in Capricorn, your love sign, you’ll be able to weigh the pros and the cons. Like is that mediocre cover of “Take Me to Church” worth all of the dirty dishes and laundry?
LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Your solo career is over, Libra! It’s time to pick up a work partner. Go ahead and get by with a little help from your friends—Leo goes direct, finally, in your house of teamwork, and you’re ready to pick your teammates. If your boss is hiring new employees, make sure you get a say in the interview process.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Pay attention to the little things, Scorpio! Work isn’t always just a walk in the park. Are you training a new hire to take over your position so you can rightfully accept a promotion? Well, congrats on the promotion, but you’ll need to take your time in the training process. Don’t forget to give the new guy an alarm code and a nametag.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) Go get a manicure, Sagittarius! Someone is going to put a ring on it! Love is headed your way and it’s only going to get more serious as the days pass. Time flies when you’re having fun and you won’t know what day of the week it is after you lock eyes with your soul mate. Enjoy one last hoorah on April 15—have a wild night at your local dive bar.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) Is your partner the yin to your yang, Capricorn? Celebrate those differences on April 14. You pay all the bills on time, and your beloved has got all of Taylor Swift’s No. 1 hits memorized. Be thankful that your partner is willing to serenade you while you pay for your PG&E. Is that a partnership or what?
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) Feeling flirty, Aquarius? Dust off your dancing shoes and put the Crocs in the closet! Get yourself to the club—there will be no containing you, so don’t even try to repress your Saturday Night Fever. A new outfit and a bunch of friends will make for the perfect icing to a salsa-dancing evening on April 14.
PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20) A new offer is on its way, Pisces! Looking for some extra bucks? Who isn’t, but luckily you won’t have to look much further. A new job might come knocking on your door or appear in your inbox. Weigh all of the options, but if it comes with benefits and mandatory weekly company bowling, how can you say no?