Free Will Astrology

Week of November 3

Rob Brezsny

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Are you still hoping to heal from psychological wounds that you rarely speak about? May I suggest that you consider speaking about them in the coming weeks? Not to just anyone and everyone, of course, but rather to allies who might be able to help you generate at least a partial remedy. The moment is ripe, in my opinion. Now is a favorable time for you to become actively involved in seeking cures, fixes and solace. Life will be more responsive than usual to such efforts.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “The delights of self-discovery are always available,” writes author Gail Sheehy. I will add that those delights will be extra accessible for you in the coming weeks. In my view, you’re in a phase of super-learning about yourself. You will attract help and support if you passionately explore mysteries and riddles that have eluded your understanding. Have fun surprising and entertaining yourself, Taurus. Make it your goal to catch a new glimpse of your hidden depths every day.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Gemini novelist and philosopher Muriel Barbery says, “I find this a fascinating phenomenon: the ability we have to manipulate ourselves so that the foundation of our beliefs is never shaken.” In the coming weeks, I hope you will overcome any tendency you might have to manipulate yourself in such a way. In my view, it’s crucial for your mental and spiritual health that you at least question your belief system‚ and perhaps even risk shaking its foundation. Don’t worry: Even if doing so ushers in a period of uncertainty, you’ll be much stronger for it in the long run. More robust and complete beliefs will be available for you to embrace.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): In her book *Mathilda*, novelist Mary Shelley (1797-1851) has the main character ask, “What had I to love?” And the answer? “Oh, many things: there was the moonshine, and the bright stars; the breezes and the refreshing rains; there was the whole earth and the sky that covers it.” I bring this to your attention in the hope of inspiring you to make your own tally of all the wonders you love. I trust your inventory will be at least 10 times as long as Mathilda’s. Now is a favorable time for you to gather all the healing that can come from feeling waves of gratitude, even adoration, for the people, animals, experiences, situations, and places that rouse your interest and affection and devotion.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Our memories are always changing. Whenever we call up a specific remembrance, it’s different from the last time we visited that same remembrance‚ colored by all the new memories we have accumulated in the meantime. Over time, an event we recall from when we were nine years old has gone through a great deal of shape-shifting in our memory so much so that it may have little resemblance to the first time we remembered it. Is this a thing to be mourned or celebrated? Maybe some of both. Right now, though, it’s to be celebrated. You have extra power to declare your independence from any memories that don’t make you feel good. Why hold onto them if you can’t even be sure they’re accurate?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In 1962, astronaut John Glenn became the first American to orbit the Earth in a spacecraft. His flight marked the first time that NASA, the agency in charge of spaceflight, had ever used electronic computers. Glenn, who was also an engineer, wanted the very best person to verify the calculations, and that was Virgo mathematician Katherine Johnson. In fact, Glenn said he wouldn’t fly without her involvement. I bring this to your attention, Virgo, because I believe the coming months will be a favorable time for you to garner the kind of respect and recognition that Katherine Johnson got from John Glenn. Make sure everyone who needs to know does indeed know about your aptitudes and skills.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): According to an Apache proverb, “It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand.” If you act on that counsel in the coming weeks, you will succeed in doing what needs to be done. There is only one potential downfall you could be susceptible to, in my view, and that is talking and thinking too much about the matter you want to accomplish before you actually take action to accomplish it. All the power you need will arise as you resolutely wield the lightning in your hands.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): To encourage young people to come to its shows, the English National Opera has offered a lot of cheap tickets. Here’s another incentive: Actors sing in English, not Italian or French or German. Maybe most enticing for audiences is that they are encouraged to boo the villains. The intention is to make attendees feel relaxed and free to express themselves. I’m pleased to give you Scorpios permission to boo the bad guys in your life during the coming weeks. In fact, I will love it if you are extra eloquent and energetic about articulating all your true feelings. In my view, now is prime time for you to show the world exactly who you are.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “If we’re not careful, we are apt to grant ultimate value to something we’ve just made up in our heads,” said Zen priest Kosho Uchiyama. In my view, that’s a problem all of us should always be alert for. As I survey my own past, I’m embarrassed and amused as I remember the countless times I committed this faux pas. For instance, during one eight-month period, I inexplicably devoted myself to courting a woman who had zero interest in a romantic relationship with me. I bring this to your attention, Sagittarius, because I’m concerned that right now, you’re more susceptible than usual to making this mistake. But since I’ve warned you, maybe you’ll avoid it. I hope so!

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Capricorn author Asha Sanaker writes, “There is a running joke about us Capricorns that we age backwards. Having been born as burdened, cranky old people, we become lighter and more joyful as we age because we have gained so much practice in wielding responsibility. And in this way we learn, over time, about what are our proper burdens to carry and what are not. We develop clear boundaries around how to hold our obligations with grace.” Sanaker’s thoughts will serve as an excellent meditation for you in the coming weeks. You’re in a phase when you can make dramatic progress in embodying the skills she articulates.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): As author Denise Linn reminded us, “The way you treat yourself sends a very clear message to others about how they should treat you.” With that advice as your inspiration, I will ask you to deepen your devotion to self-care in the coming weeks. I will encourage you to shower yourself with more tenderness and generosity than you have ever done in your life. I will also urge you to make sure these efforts are apparent to everyone in your life. I am hoping for you to accomplish a permanent upgrade in your love for yourself, which should lead to a similar upgrade in the kindness you receive from others.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You have at your disposal a prodigiously potent creative tool: your imagination. If there’s a specific experience or object you want to bring into your world, the first thing you do is visualize it. The practical actions you take to live the life you want to live always refer back to the scenes in your mind’s eye. And so every goal you fulfill, every quest you carry out, every liberation you achieve, begins as an inner vision. Your imagination is the engine of your destiny. It’s the catalyst with which you design your future. I bring these ideas to your attention, dear Pisces, because November is Celebrate Your Imagination Month.

Culture Crush—Plein Air Paint Out, Comedian Rant King Lewis Black, Winterblast, and More.

Calistoga

Art Outing

Given the natural beauty of the North Bay, many local artists practice “plein air” art, in which they paint landscapes and nature outdoors. This week, the Calistoga Art Center gathers these artists for the sixth annual Plein Air Paint Out. Celebrating the Napa Valley’s autumnal colors, the three-day painting competition invites artists of all skill levels to step outside, complete a new painting and submit the work for judging and an art sale. The Plein Air Paint Out runs Friday to Sunday, Nov. 5–7, with the exhibit and sale on Nov. 7, noon to 4 p.m., at 1435 N Oak St., Calistoga. Get details at Calistogaartcenter.org.

Novato

Harvest Time

Presented by Trek Winery and Pods Brews, the Novato Harvest Festival returns to town for an outdoor afternoon of family friendly fun. The seasonal celebration features award-winning wines, craft brews and food trucks to feed the masses while they enjoy activities like the massive grape stomp competition and games. All the while, local bands like the Humdinger Band, Factor 11, Sonoma Shakers and the Doc Kraft Band rock the festival stage on Saturday, Nov. 6, at Trek Wine, 1026 Machin Ave., Novato. 12:30 p.m.–6:30 p.m. $15–$20; kids free. Tickets include commemorative glass and four tastings. Trekwines.com.

Santa Rosa

Have a Blast

Anchored by the Santa Rosa Arts Center, the SOFA Santa Rosa Arts District presents its popular homegrown Winterblast festival to kick off the holiday season this week. The kid-friendly evening street festival rolls out its signature round-the-block parade of decorated couches, and the district’s array of galleries and businesses offer open studios. The event also boasts food and drink, live music and theater, and other winter-themed street entertainment. Winterblast returns to the SOFA arts district on Saturday, Nov. 6, at 312 South A St., Santa Rosa. 5 p.m.–9:30 p.m. Free. santarosaartscenter.org.

Santa Rosa

New Classical

A conductorless chamber ensemble performing both classic and newly commissioned works, New Century Chamber Orchestra returns to the stage for a 2021-2022 season of concerts throughout the Bay Area. This weekend, New Century welcomes acclaimed cellist Jeffrey Zeigler for a performance featuring contemporary works for solo cello, percussion, electronics and strings. The concert includes the world premiere of New Century’s recent co-commission piece, Last Year, a concerto for cello by Mark Adamo on Sunday, Nov. 7, at Osher Marin JCC, 200 N San Pedro Rd, San Rafael. 3 p.m. $15 and up. Ncco.org.

—Charlie Swanson

Letters to the Editor

ACLU vs. Sheriff Doyle

Nikki Silverstein’s excellent report (“Sharing, Not Caring,” Pacific Sun, Oct. 27) on the ACLU’s lawsuit against Sheriff Doyle over his sharing of license plate surveillance data with federal agencies points up the Sheriff’s arrogant disregard for state law and Marin County community sentiment. 

In the election to choose his successor, I hope the candidates, especially Undersheriff Jamie Scardena, will strongly disavow this practice. We need a more enlightened approach to dealing with our immigrant community and using technology and surveillance in a manner that respects the privacy and civil rights of all our community members.

Jeff Lapic

Novato

Safe to Cross

It is vital that children can safely access education and feel comfortable walking to school, which often falls upon the hands of our local leaders to provide the necessary precautions to enable student safety. As such, Pivot Charter School North Bay would like to express our gratitude toward the City of Santa Rosa regarding the addition of a new crosswalk on Cleveland Avenue and State Farm Drive. 

Our students’ safety is our top priority, and at times, their safety is out of our control. The new school zone crosswalk, accompanied with signs on each side of the street, fresh paint and new verbiage to slow for the school crossing, provides relief that drivers will know to exercise greater caution on our road. Furthermore, it imparts assurance that the City and the Santa Rosa community will do what is in their power to protect our students. 

As the City continues to focus on public safety measures, we hope to see continued investments toward protecting schools and the children of our community. We extend our greatest appreciation for the progress made by the City and the care shown toward our students.

Jayna Gaskell 

Pivot Charter Schools Executive Director

Last Laugh—Remembering the Comedy Legend Mort Sahl

I had lunch with legendary comedian Mort Sahl about nine years ago, in February of 2012, at a diner near his house in downtown Mill Valley, and what was planned as a conversation about movies turned quickly into a conversation about love.

“When you go to a picture today, the good guys rarely win, and love does not conquer all,” he told me that day, pining for the days when movies told love stories in which love was the prize for being a decent person. “Those were the days when heroism was a virtue and not a symptom, and love was about innocence and kindness and romance and looking great in a hat, and not just about disappointment and pain. Nothing makes me feel better when things are going bad than watching a good old-fashioned love story, where loving another person, and being loved, was still consequential.”

Sahl, born in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, in 1927, passed away last week, on Oct. 26, at the age of 94. Though his heyday was in the ‘50s and ‘60s, largely in San Francisco — where he became famous as a comic, social satirist and actor — the last few decades of his life, in Marin County, were spent playing host to countless younger comedians who sought out his advice, his blessing and his stories, often visiting one of his many appearances at Mill Valley’s 134 Throckmorton Theater.

For a time, he hosted a movie screening program there, where he’d show just the kind of movie he told me no one makes anymore, launching into a spontaneous examination of the film during a spirited question and answer session once the credits rolled.

The details of Sahl’s long and storied career have been well-documented in obituaries since his death, and available space does not allow a fair summary of his accomplishments here. But it would be criminal to neglect to mention his connection with San Francisco’s hungry i nightclub, where he made his debut as a comic in 1953, and became a regular. The hungry i was a breeding ground for comics during the Beat era, and as an overtly political comedian, Sahl spoke to the younger generation in ways no one had done before, while also turning the heads of older folks delighted by his straightforward dissection of the world. And he did it all while dressing conservatively, looking more like a college professor who’d accidentally wandered up onto the stage than the other comics, the Lenny Bruces and Dick Gregorys, whom he often shared that stage with.

That he eventually did become a professor was no surprise, I suppose, or the fact that the film class he taught at Claremont College in the late ‘90s, in Southern California, became one of the schools’ most popular offerings.

Which brings us back to the subject of film, and of love.

“Every first act of a film showed us life as it is,” he told me that day over lunch, still describing the Golden Age of Hollywood optimism. “And the second act showed us life as it shouldn’t be, and the third act showed us life as it ought to be. And that almost always involved someone falling in love. Nobody knows how to end a movie that way anymore.”

To those young comics who sought his company, the ending of Mort Sahl’s own story is bittersweet. But Sahl would have likely wanted them to remain optimistic, to find something to laugh about, and maybe fall in love with an old movie.

“America used to be an optimistic country,” he said that day, concluding our conversation. “But I don’t think it is anymore. We have a grudging admiration for optimism, but that’s about it.”

Rest in peace, Mort.

Now let’s watch an old movie.

Time Change Revolt!

Don’t touch that clock.

A terrible doom is upon us, a most frightful time of year. Not last week’s skull-faced Dia de los Muertos processions nor the mad-cap, mid-pandemic Halloween gangs of roving children. This weekend will make us all face our mortality much more directly — by messing with the clocks we run our lives by.

The time will change.

According to my personal 49-year study of the effects of biannual time change, the practice SUCKS. Other researchers have come to similar conclusions. For example, traffic and workplace accidents go up after we lose an hour of sleep when we “spring forward.” A 2017 study showed an “eleven-percent increase in depressive episodes during the switch from daylight saving to standard time” every fall.

I, for one, am bummed when all my clocks are one hour off for four months and one week. How can we endure this any longer?

You may recall that these complaints led to some actual legislation, most notably in Florida and California, but also elsewhere throughout the country. In fact, in 2018 California voters passed a ballot proposition to end time changes in our state. 

Why didn’t that happen again?

Oh yes, the ‘60s era federal law establishing daylight saving time allows states to opt out, but only to standard time. Sunshine states CA and FL are stuck waiting for Congress to take up the issue and adjust the law to allow states to permanently use DT rather than ST. 

Here we are again, trapped between congressional inaction and a ticking clock. Even now a bill sits waiting to be taken up by committee.

Enough! Ya basta! We need to take this into our own hands.

When the “time changes” this weekend, revolt! Don’t change your clocks, change your phone’s settings to not update with daylight saving time! Mark all your meetings with the new time designation, “RT” or “Real Time” and don’t feel bad about the confusion caused.

Then when your manager — or editor — says I need that by 5 p.m., you can ask if that is “real time” or “bullshit time”? ¡Viva la Revolución! 

Michael Giotis lives in Petaluma.

Trivia Cafe

QUESTIONS:

1 What type of Chinese after-dinner treat was invented in San Francisco?

2 What is the largest island in the Caribbean Sea?  

3 This is possibly the only food that does not spoil. Archaeologists who found some in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs said it was still edible. What was it?

4a. VISUAL:  Throughout his amazing 12-year NBA career, Steph Curry has made what percent of all his free throws? (…ends with 0.) And what percent of his 3-pointers? (…ends with 3.)

4b. A player gets to shoot one or two free throws, and his team retains possession of the ball, when the referee calls a what?

5 How many dice do you use in a game of Yahtzee?

6 VISUAL:  Give the title of the popular 1998 Pixar film about very small animals?

7 What agency within the United States Department of the Treasury is in charge of printing money?

8 In 1935, Kodak produced the first color roll film for cameras, known by what brand name?

9 VISUAL:  Actor Michael Keaton starred in three movies with one-word titular characters whose names end with ‘man.’ What were they?

10 What two future U.S. Presidents signed the newly written Constitution of the United States, on September 17, 1787?

BONUS QUESTION:  When H. Ross Perot ran for the Presidential nomination in 1992, his campaign song was what country music hit written by Willie Nelson and recorded by Patsy Cline?

TAGLINE:  Want More Trivia for your next Party, Fundraiser, or Special Event? Contact Howard Rachelson at ho*****@********fe.com.

ANSWERS:

1 The Fortune Cookie

2 Cuba

3 Honey

4a.  90% fouls / 43% of 3-pointers.

4b.  Technical foul or flagrant foul

5 Five dice

A Bug’s Life

7 Bureau of Engraving and Printing

8 Kodachrome

9 Batman, Birdman, Spider-Man

10 George Washington, James Madison  

BONUS ANSWER: Crazy (that’s quite a campaign song, no?!)

Season of the Witch

By Christian Chensvold

Veronica Varlow, 5th generation witch, here to help you turn up the magick in your life. Photo provided by Christian Chensvold.

Witchcraft can be learned, but the best teacher is always a blood relative. That’s what’s known as a family tradition, and for Veronica Varlow witchery is five generations strong in her clan, which hail from the land of Bohemia. Varlow shares the wisdom passed down from her grandma — spiced up with rock and roll attitude — in “Bohemian Magick,” out November 2 from Harper Design. We caught up with Ms. Varlow to get a taste of her potion-filled book. 

Q: What is your definition of magic?

A: I believe it’s being able to first accept that there is something supernatural in the world and yourself. Magic is being able to raise that inside you, and project it out in order to create the world that you would like to live in. I grew up in a space where none of the family died, they just became invisible guardians, and if you need their help, you can speak to them out loud, and receive responses from them. My grandmother learned magic from her mother in Bohemia at the turn of the century, and taught me tarot as a child, which I could “read” because it was pictures, which I associated with the stories she told me. 

Q: Your book focuses on reclaiming our true selves. How do we lose sight of this deeper self? 

A: Growing up in our world. If we were six years old and playing together, we know we’re magic. We’re in tune with our intuition because we have to be: we’re just learning language. We’re open to anything, because no one’s told us it’s impossible. The magical people in my life don’t allow the world to say it doesn’t exist. The more you step away from the everyday world, the better off you are. 

Q: How do we know a good witch from a wicked one? 

A: When muggles interview me they often ask if I could hex them. But when I was bullied as a child, my mother took my hair and left it for the birds, which can find it easily. She said, “Baby birds are going to sing their first song nestled in your hair, so why would you care what those kids have to say about you?” When I tell that, journalists say it would be so much better if your grandma put a hex on them. But if she had taught me how to do that, then I would have spent my entire existence putting hexes on people, because there are always going to be bullies, especially when you’re living an outsider’s life like we are.

Gallery Route One Opens Pair of Personal Photography Shows

West Marin landmark Gallery Route One–which is open to in-person visitors as well as online viewers–hosts two photography projects in November and December, beginning with a virtual reception on Saturday, Oct. 30.

Showing in Gallery Route One’s center gallery, Shannon O’Neill-Creighton’s photography and interview exhibit, “Queer Belonging,” shares the stories of two dozen LGBTQ+ individuals from California and the Southeastern US who are exploring the intersection of sexuality, place and belonging.

“Queer Belonging” features both photographic portraits and environmental images of subjects such as “Leigh & Beth,” who work on a farm in Santa Cruz (pictured). Additionally, a QR code-accessed audio recording accompanies each portrait, by which viewers can hear the subject’s voice, thoughts and stories while simultaneously hearing the sounds of their actual environment.

“My artwork is rooted in relationship between land and people, mapping a felt-sense of belonging and intimacy with personal landscapes, O’Neill-Creighton writes in the artist statement. “As a queer photographer positioned in the patriarchal, white canon of landscape photography I intend to queer the landscape, bringing forth the subtle, unseen, unusual, and underrepresented; subverting the normative and evolving our sight. Through my art I ask the questions: How does the social-geography and history of place lend itself to intimacy with our surroundings? How do ours and others’ personal freedoms – or lack thereof – literally and figuratively change the land?”

Opening alongside “Queer Belonging,” Gallery Route One member artist Austin Buckingham presents “Amor Fati–Silks,” in the annex gallery. The exhibit–titled after the ancient principle of amor fati, or the love of one’s fate–features several black-and-white photographic images printed on silk.

The images depict family memories of the past, the kind of images one finds in a grandparent’s photo album. Buckingham photographed each assemblage on film, then printed the photographs onto garments such as a woman’s slip or a man’s shirt. The exhibition also includes an interactive dimension, as slight air gusts will cause the suspended silk panels to gently move. Visitors can walk among the panels to become immersed in the exhibit, symbolically entering into the memories the subjects depicted.

“I look back on those tender young years, perhaps with some wisdom from the vantage point of my now 65 years of living,” Buckingham writes in the artist statement. “In the photographed moments, the seeds of our future were planted. We did not know what was in front of us and what we might endure.”

Both exhibits are on display Saturday, Oct. 30, through Sunday, Dec. 5, at Gallery Route One, 11101 Highway One, Point Reyes Station. Virtual Reception on Saturday, Oct. 30, 3pm. The gallery is open to visitors Thursday to Monday, 11am–5pm. Mask and social distancing required in the gallery. The exhibits will soon be viewable online at galleryrouteone.org.

Musical Treats, No Trick: Concerts Come Back for Halloween

By Charlie Swanson

After Halloween 2020 was all but cancelled in the North Bay and across the country due to the Covid-19 pandemic, trick-or-treaters and party-goers of all ages are ready to enjoy the spookiest holiday of the year in-person with local live Halloween events and shows.

In Santa Rosa, variety troupe North Bay Cabaret marks its first show in nearly two years with “Halloweird,” an adults-only Halloween party at the Whiskey Tip bar on Saturday, Oct. 30.

Led by master-of-“scaremonies” Jake Ward, the event will offer big, eye-popping thrills from an eclectic lineup of live performers from Sonoma County and beyond.

“I think people really miss these types of experiences and the community surrounding them,” Ward says. “And [performers] are excited to have a stage and an audience again.”

“Halloweird” features a lineup of live music by local favorites including chain-rattling Americana group the Crux, who recently returned home from a tour in the U.K., and Oakland swing-punk outfit Van Goat.

Additionally, the show boasts live performances and acts including circus sideshows, burlesque, pole dancing, drag, comedy, tarot card reading and more. The party goes late into the night with a Silent Disco, in which attendees wear headphones pumping out one of three live DJs spinning across different styles and genres.

Proof of Covid vaccination is required for all attendees, and masks will be worn indoors; while guests can also enjoy the outdoor beer garden area. Get details and tickets at Northbayevents.com.

In Petaluma, the Phoenix Theater welcomes a live audience back to the annual Halloween Covers Show, after doing an online-only version of the popular event last year. As per tradition, the concert features local bands dressing up as their favorite groups and playing their songs in character before the massive balloon-drop at the end.

Happening on Friday, Oct. 29, the Halloween Covers Show includes Ashley Alredd and friends performing as Blondie, The Happys performing as the Offspring, Tisha Coates—of Moon Sick—and friends performing as Yeah Yeah Yeahs and many others. Proof of Covid vaccination, or a negative test, is required to attend. Thephoenixtheater.com.

In Napa, JaM Cellars invites attendees to each be the star of the show at the Hallo-Wine JaMBash on Saturday, Oct. 30. The evening gets into the spirit of Halloween with karaoke and costume contests, with prizes and plenty of the cellars’ buttery Chardonnay on hand. Jamcellars.com.

In San Rafael, acclaimed guitarist and frontman Stu Allen assembles his revolving band, Mars Hotel, for a two-day Halloween Celebration at Terrapin Crossroads. The afternoon shows on Saturday and Sunday, Oct. 30 and 31, commence on the outdoor stage at Terrapin’s Beach Park and will feature a bevy of Grateful Dead tunes and other jams fit for the season. Proof of vaccination is required. Terrapincrossroads.net.

In West Marin, Smiley’s Schooner Saloon teams up with the Bolinas Fiddler’s Union to present an outdoor Halloween Hoedown and Spooky Square Dance on Sunday, Oct. 31.

Square-dance caller Conner Maguire will host two sets of dances, with a kid-friendly session and one for beginners later on in the night. Learn the moves with Maguire and then get to dancing alongside a bevy of veteran fiddle, banjo and guitar players. Proof of vaccination is required; rain will cancel the event. Smileyssaloon.com.

True Stories: Weekly World News Starts Studio

As the saying goes, “If you remember the ’90s, you were there and bored.” That’s unless you were a reader of an inky supermarket tabloid that boasted headlines about the fabled “Bat Boy” and other “journalistic” meshugas that instantly turned your coffee table into a Ripley’s Believe it, Or Not exhibit. Well, believe it or not—it’s back: The Weekly World News is alive and well, and coming to a screen near you.

We can thank Weekly World News CEO and editor-in-chief Greg D’Alessandro for this stunning development for the original “fake news.” Why? Because, as their PR explains, “The top publishers in the media industry wouldn’t dare cover stories about the five members of the US Senate who are extraterrestrials or the allegations that the CIA kept classified documents about underwater UFOs or the failed attempts to recruit a cloned Adolf Hitler into QAnon.” That’s why.

In 2019, Greg D’Alessandro and a cavalcade of interested parties purchased the assets of the enterprise from American Media, which are ripe for development into film and TV properties. Think “mini-Marvel,” but instead of superheroes there are the aforementioned Bat Boy, a sex-worker sasquatch and an alien who’s had its picture taken with every sitting president. D’Alessandro and his collaborators recognized that the archives of the WWN didn’t just contain decades of old newspapers so much as a treasure trove of beloved intellectual property.

He wasn’t the only one. In an earlier incarnation the team had a protracted pas-de-deux with the powerhouse agency CAA, which led to interest from a self-professed fanboy and renown mega-director we’ll simply call Steven.

“That went on for years!” recalls D’Alessandro, who would shop properties to various entities (like the “Lake Erie Monster” to a sci-fi-themed outlet or the Hunt for Manigator, which caught the attention of a brand name educational channel). “Every time I would go to pitch stories,” recall —CAA would say, ‘Ah, no. You got to wait for Steven.”

Eventually, “waiting for Steven” became akin to Waiting for Godot—spoiler alert: he never shows. Now, the team is in charge of its own destiny—Bat Boy projects are in discussion and a documentary about WWN’s illustrious history in the works.

“We’ve started the studios where now we can produce our own,” explains D’Alessandro. “The first one is the ‘Zombie Wedding,’ which is not using any of our iconic characters, but still in the wheelhouse.”

Meanwhile, D’Alessandro is introducing WWN’s cast of characters to a new generation online and on social media. Now, the Internet be kept perpetually abreast of the latest alien abductions, Bigfoot sightings, biblical prophecies, and cryptid phenomena that’s come to define this American life.

Weekly World News CEO and editor-in-chief Greg D’Alessandro.

“It’s funny, [WWN] has been on the air a lot more lately,” says D’Alessandro. “Howard Stern’s talked about it a bunch in the last year and a half. Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel—they’ve all mentioned or held it up. Anderson Cooper held it up.”

Basically, WWN was writing about the weird shit that haunts the popular imagination before it was cool.

“We wrote a lot about UFOs and aliens, and it was all just dismissed,” laughs D’Alessandro. “Now the Pentagon comes out and is like, ‘Maybe UFOs are real, and maybe there are aliens.’ And we’re like, ‘Well, that’s what we were reporting about for 30 years!’”

As D’Alessandro adds wryly, “We’re the world’s only reliable new source. There’s a lot of people that say that the government tries to make people think that it’s not true,” he laughs. “They’re always trying to suppress us. They’re always after the Bat Boy and always trying to hide all this.”

Visit WeeklyWorldNews.com

Free Will Astrology

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Week of November 3 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): Are you still hoping to heal from psychological wounds that you rarely speak about? May I suggest that you consider speaking about them in the coming weeks? Not to just anyone and everyone, of course, but rather to allies who might be able to help you generate at least a partial...

Culture Crush—Plein Air Paint Out, Comedian Rant King Lewis Black, Winterblast, and More.

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Calistoga Art Outing Given the natural beauty of the North Bay, many local artists practice “plein air” art, in which they paint landscapes and nature outdoors. This week, the Calistoga Art Center gathers these artists for the sixth annual Plein Air Paint Out. Celebrating the Napa Valley’s autumnal colors, the three-day painting competition invites artists of all skill levels to step...

Letters to the Editor

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ACLU vs. Sheriff Doyle Nikki Silverstein’s excellent report (“Sharing, Not Caring,” Pacific Sun, Oct. 27) on the ACLU’s lawsuit against Sheriff Doyle over his sharing of license plate surveillance data with federal agencies points up the Sheriff’s arrogant disregard for state law and Marin County community sentiment.  In the election to choose his successor, I hope the candidates, especially Undersheriff Jamie...

Last Laugh—Remembering the Comedy Legend Mort Sahl

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I had lunch with legendary comedian Mort Sahl about nine years ago, in February of 2012, at a diner near his house in downtown Mill Valley, and what was planned as a conversation about movies turned quickly into a conversation about love. “When you go to a picture today, the good guys rarely win, and love does not conquer all,”...

Time Change Revolt!

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Don’t touch that clock. A terrible doom is upon us, a most frightful time of year. Not last week’s skull-faced Dia de los Muertos processions nor the mad-cap, mid-pandemic Halloween gangs of roving children. This weekend will make us all face our mortality much more directly — by messing with the clocks we run our lives by. The time will change. According...

Trivia Cafe

QUESTIONS: 1 What type of Chinese after-dinner treat was invented in San Francisco? 2 What is the largest island in the Caribbean Sea?   3 This is possibly the only food that does not spoil. Archaeologists who found some in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs said it was still edible. What was it? 4a. VISUAL:  Throughout his amazing 12-year NBA career, Steph Curry has...

Season of the Witch

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By Christian Chensvold Witchcraft can be learned, but the best teacher is always a blood relative. That’s what’s known as a family tradition, and for Veronica Varlow witchery is five generations strong in her clan, which hail from the land of Bohemia. Varlow shares the wisdom passed down from her grandma — spiced up with rock and roll attitude —...

Gallery Route One Opens Pair of Personal Photography Shows

West Marin landmark Gallery Route One–which is open to in-person visitors as well as online viewers–hosts two photography projects in November and December, beginning with a virtual reception on Saturday, Oct. 30. Showing in Gallery Route One's center gallery, Shannon O’Neill-Creighton's photography and interview exhibit, "Queer Belonging," shares the stories of two dozen LGBTQ+ individuals from California and the...

Musical Treats, No Trick: Concerts Come Back for Halloween

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By Charlie Swanson After Halloween 2020 was all but cancelled in the North Bay and across the country due to the Covid-19 pandemic, trick-or-treaters and party-goers of all ages are ready to enjoy the spookiest holiday of the year in-person with local live Halloween events and shows. In Santa Rosa, variety troupe North Bay Cabaret marks its first show in nearly...

True Stories: Weekly World News Starts Studio

As the saying goes, “If you remember the ’90s, you were there and bored.” That’s unless you were a reader of an inky supermarket tabloid that boasted headlines about the fabled “Bat Boy” and other “journalistic” meshugas that instantly turned your coffee table into a Ripley’s Believe it, Or Not exhibit. Well, believe it or not—it’s back: The Weekly World News is alive and well,...
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