Horoscope: What’s Your Sign?

Horoscope: What’s Your Sign?

Week of March 27 -- April 2, 2015

All signs look to the 'Sun'
All signs look to the 'Sun'

by Leona Moon

ARIES (March 21 – April 19) Lean on me, Aries! Felt a bit like a one-woman (man) band lately? Sure, you’re capable of rubbing your stomach and patting your head at the same time—not to mention just about anything else as a natural leader, but it’s time to ask for some help. Find a partner in crime on April 2.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) Drop it like it’s hot, Taurus! Can you think of a certain someone (who uses the last of the toothpaste and never replaces the toilet paper) who has been getting on your nerves? Annoying is turning into toxic—and holding in all of those feelings isn’t helping the situation. Try dumping a certain someone special on March 31.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) Not sure if you want to commit, Gemini? Well, the stars have decided for you—you’re getting pregnant! If you think you know what to expect when you’re not expecting—think again. Some kind of emotional breakthrough with your dearly beloved is celestially scheduled for April 2.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22) Someone came in like a wrecking ball, Cancer. If you’re feeling caught off-guard or slightly let down, it’s understandable. Unforeseeable changes are headed your way on March 28—do your best to rely on your innate intuition. Collaboration is key, but in this planetary lineup, it’s vital to take charge and lead the way on certain tasks.

LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22) Big changes are headed your way, Leo! We’re talking a sleeve tattoo or maybe moving in with your significant other after a few months. It’ll be the perfect dash of adventure that you’ve been yearning for—good luck! And, remember, you could buy a car for the price of a successful tattoo removal, so don’t get those initials just yet.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) You can’t force someone into being with you, Virgo! You’re going to have to let go a little bit here. Your potential flame is being scared away by your “swag,” which is actually more like peer pressure. You’re jonesin’ for this one—we get it. But keep it cool if you want to keep this babe on lockdown.

LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Tired of being bossed around, Libra? We can tell! Your assertive self is coming forward to take names and take charge on April 2. Let go of your follower role and take the driver’s seat. No more unloading the dishwasher or emptying the cat litter for you this coming week—it’s all about delegating!

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Bring ’em out, bring ’em out, Scorpio! It may be time to say goodbye. Are you still secretly smoking cigarettes in the bathroom while that Anthropologie candle is lit? Or dating that prick who you told your friends you dumped ages ago? A huge weight will be lifted off of your shoulders if you just go toward the light and tell the truth!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) Getting by with a little help from your friends, Sagittarius? Looks like you’ve found a bandwagon of like-minded people to collaborate with. These new partnerships will likely provide a fountain of ideas that will earn you extra accolades at work (and some new drinking buddies, as well).

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) Do you like who you are dating, Capricorn? Do you love who you are dating? Chances are you’re not in the mood for a light-hearted fling. So if the person you’ve been courting still has a Tinder profile, you might want to end things ASAP. Remember rule No. 1—you should never have to play second fiddle!

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) Get ready to drop some knowledge, Aquarius! Have you been holding in a thought or two that has your insides turning upside down? Speak the truth on April 1—trust us, you’ll be no fool. It’s better out than in—even if it stings a little.

PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20) Are you ready to write your will with a special someone, Pisces? You may be feeling all things love on March 31, but a special someone might be seeing it as possessiveness. Tone down your passion and embrace a certain je ne sais quoi. That’ll keep the interest, and your partner guessing.

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